₦airaland Forum

COYG.

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post=106193130:
Now we know.....

Sometimes in life, people can only know what you want them to know about you.
No matter how nosey some bloggers bloggers are,
They can't know everything until you allow them to.

Like some hours ago, we got to know hot KingTonto's cute baby boy has destroyed properties worth almost #5 Million Naira in her house.

In Summary : Not everything is meant for social media.

We Rise.

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Trash.

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post=106192755:
Una wan chop dem names abi?
Na so una dey start dis una Nairaland tribalistic rubbish.
Kids everywhere......

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post=106192710:
The

Type rubbish let us see.

Hope those officers that were sleeping instead of monitoring the CCTV Cameras when the bandits broke in have been dismissed from the military too.


Don't forget to swear for that lifeless vegetable today.

COYG!
Arsenal for life.

I have always wanted to develop a good character.


But when Praise and Worship session comes, the way sisters in my church twerk in the name of dancing, my gbola always stands and salute them.

Those sisters can dance! They twerk as if they are in a party.

Alex cashing out big time.

Dr.Maduka won't win that election. Nigerians are not interested in your CV when it comes to election.

The one who plays dirtiest wins! Simple.

God bless Akwa-Ibom state.
God bless the land that have produced sweet babes that knows how to do the perfect 360 with their waist with your deek fully inside them while they control the deek.

God bless Emem and Mfonobong.

These Wilberforce Island girls sweet o.

Two of them used to visit me from Bayelsa that year. They are experts in bedmatic affairs and I cannot forget the FMF till infinity.

Grammy 2021 sacrifice.

Food has landed for FFK, Ned and other politicians who would spend our tax payers money on this babygirl.

Let God do the needful.
We don't need to shout too much on this matter.

If the church is the house of God, then God will make the bus appear again.
Let every member of the church fast and pray about it if there are want to do so.

mybiz234:
What's his benefits to Nigeria? By p
Lol

Mannabbgrills, I have good reasons to believe that you are a corrupt hypocrite.

I challenge you to prove me wrong instead of hiding in the panties of mods.

If you have any honor, provide evidence that you are not corrupt and let's even dissect your reasoning.

Using your alternative monicker, NLpolicewoman, to report people who challenge you won't save you.

Face the challenge like a man and not run away like a weakling.

Louder!

I wonder what some men see that is attractive in other men.

Have you ever seen a tall slim girl with big yansh and boobs spread wide naked on a bed for you to behold?
The view alone is glorious.

Just tell her to arch in a correct doggy position while you look in awe from afar. Tell her to be on all fours and crawl to meet you.

Let her give you a hot Mouth Gig and don't wipe her sticky and wet saliva off. Just plunge your deek in her pussy while she entangles her tall legs around your neck. Handle her. Mesmerize her. Ride her to the seventh heavens.




Come and tell me you like your fellow man with strong black yansh.

Eediots!

Boyfriend or not.

I'm still banging the hell outta this Angel when she gets out of the show.
I will explode inside her like a volcanoe.

That's how all the vultures which have escaped grilling by the chief Zone-B will be hunted down before they cause nuisance to the society.

Nigeria and bad news.

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post=106149417:
Our Darling Yousef.

Na wa for You Sef !!
Why u come dey cry like woman nah!
Man up boy!


Hmmmmm, this is deep!
Some Nigerians love yeye and nonsense people dieee.[/s]

Shut the fvck up, after supporting Boma, the one who specializes in banging married women, you are here saying Darling Yousef.

Bleep off.

Magnoliaa:
I love her. Just help me tell her this, OP.

That's standards...

Nawao.
These standards are high!

I have heard about Body Counts before but I did not think it was that serious until I met one girl recently.
She wanted something serious between us but she said she can't date me unless my Body Count is less than 5.

For some who haven't come across the term before.
Simply put, body count is the number of people you have had sex with. It does not matter how intimate the make out was, or how much stuff you have done with someone, if there hasn't been penetration, it does not count as sex in this context.

Body count here refers only to the number of people you have had penetrative sex with.

So my question is this.
Is it necessary to know your partner's body count?
Do you know your Body Count?

The concept is wrong.
Mathematically, 0/0 does not make sense.
Any number divided by zero is undefined. It cannot be quantified.

In arithmetics, 0/0 does not return any answer in the domain.

The only difference between this Femi Adesina and our Nairaland Chief Zone-B, the VultureGriller is just the command of the English language.

While the former was a journalist before becoming media adviser to Bubu, the latter is on a meagre 30K and roasting vultures as a side hustle.

I pity this TowTow Decay shaa.

Kpokpogarri is giving it to her back to back, both in za oza room and on Social Media. This is no Churchill.

TowTow has jam preek wey pass am.

We know the region that have most Nigerians in foreign prisons.

You will hardly find our head slammers in foreign prisons because they don't travel a lot and are not greedy and insatiable like the folks from the other side of the country.

Which comments am I seeing up there?