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Kpekus has been the weakness of men since time immemorial.
Saga just butressed the point.

Saga no kee pesin shaa...
Na just punna dey guy choose.
Free the guy.

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Tinubuadvocate:
Southeast are very happy when they hear the death of Army chief. Igbo people self.

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Spewing trash as usual.
Go and continue sucking that your frog eyed jagaban's hairy saggy balls who turned Lagos as his own FIRS

Angelfrost:
All this needless wailing because you missed FTC?!!... Na wa o!

How are you now better than the very BBNAIJA fans you just criticized?!!!

Avoid me.
Just bleep off and stop quoting me. Before you report me for ban just like you did to that guy in the Sports thread.

This Green guy that keeps disturbing FP with news from that SoftPorn House aka Big Brother Naija.

One thing about this green guy is how he posts and also jostle for FTC under his own post.
Maybe you don't know that FTC gives some guys orgasm. It is a little reward and self-satisfaction obtained from opening different threads and some of us are calling on Oga Seun to even monetize it.

Maybe he has noticed that a lot of us no longer give a bleep about BBN, he now wants to give us cooking sessions.

As someone who has roots in the creeks, the soup we are talking about here is held in high regards.
This particular soup is known to consume lots of red palm oil but all I am seeing here is a mini jacuzzi filled with aqua.

This is a disgrace to the identity and integrity of this highly reverred soup. The OP is an Afonja, no wonder the soup is flowing with rivers of living water.

Periwinkles is the 'life of the party' here. If I am sucking the periwinkles, even if WW3 is been fought next doors, I won't even know. Probably, the only thing I suck better is my banny's boobs and Vjay!

Next time, make sure you do your assignments well before shouting on lala and that gay mod for FP.

Rubbish.

Wizkid is there holding sold out events in the States on his Made In Lagos Tour, this one is here doing conductor work on top keke.

Later, when MIL wins a grammy, his gullible followers will come here shouting 'Baddest' and saying that Grammy is nothing.

Young Boys have scored

In other news, the game between Sevilla and Salzburg has witnessed 4 penalties in the first half.




No be juju be that?

Why are these security outfits notorious for owing their workers salaries?

Pentagon and De-Falcon in Port Harcourt owe their staffs up to eight months straight.
Meanwhile, their supervisors and bosses are busy banging oloshos in different hotels and driving classy cars.

Lemme call our Nairaland resident pastor,@Righteousness2 to come and say something.
Be brief pls.

I had one sexy big nyashed female soldier as my crush in camp during my days of NYSC.

I still think of her till today. The rest soliders should fvck off.

These brainwashed idiots are just sucking the hairy balls of the self acclaimed Supleme Dilector, Lamidi Cownu.

While Lamidi Cownu was busy using the proceeds of his ponzi scheme (IPOB) to arrange and bleep different women from UK down to Kenya, those miscreants who have taken the IPOB oath were busy chanting praises and showering encomiums on their Dilector while he kept deceiving them.

Now, the bleached Supleme Dilector has been arrested by the federal government. They are now disturbing the peace of people by declaring sit-at-home order. People can't go to their businesses and young school children are now on the verge of having no SSCE after six years in secondary school.
So who is now losing? It is still the Red Mud people.

Coldsperm:
While they are there doing their thing on the pitch, I am equally here banging the goals in Za oza room. We all must not be footballers (ekelu oru eke) but in any area we find ourselves, we must always strive to deliver. Having 13 kids from 11 different Babymamas in a space of two years is no small feat and I should be congratulated for that. That nobody has ever noticed me or sing my praises because I am still banging local bitches does not mean I shouldn't praise myself. Maybe when I start pounding those whites and Caucasian babes, the media will start talking about me and you guys will start honouring me. A lizard fell from the Iroko tree, looked left, right, front and back with no one praising him, he placed his hand on his chest and started to praise himself because it is not easy to fall from the iroko tree and remain alive. Nobody should make me feel inconsequential here. I will continue doing my thing in a way that gives me joy. And if no one wants to praise me, I will continue to praise myself. SHALOM!!!

Porn has destroyed this one's life.
Tueh!

The GOAT.
Don't mind that bald headed over-hyped spanish flop in the Blue side of Manchester who has spent more than One Billion US Dollars just to set up a First 11.

That Pep is a racist who hates black players. We cannot forget what he did to Toure Yaya.

Jose is the GOAT.
Pep signed an average over-hyped English boy for 100 Million. Jose would never do that.

I had one kind job like that.
My supervisor won't let me rest. She wanted me to shine her Congo.
She had this very big and voluptuous yansh.


Don't ask me if I eventually shined her congo.

In the Savannah region of Nigeria, WAEC and NECO are plainly written on the chalkboard for students to copy.

Students still find it hard to copy the solution on the board. They struggle to write and most of them end up copying the questions back as answers.

These set of quarter-baked graduates get admitted through the famed Quota System to study in schools such as:
-Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University
-Usmanu Danfodio University
-University of Maiduguri
-Aliyu Modibbo University of Technology
-Kano State University
-Gombe State University
-Taraba State University.

Upon graduation, they are immediately fixed into Federal Government positions and offices such as:
FIRS
CBN
DPR
NOSDRA
NPA

Chukwuma and Adekunle that studied in the East and West get to write series of interviews and may likely end up under Ciroma from the North who is a Permanent Secretary.

God forbid I comment anything useful on vultureqrillers thread.

Like for Ronaldo.
Share for Eibar-Man

This one no be tapping.
Ronaldo is a beast.


Run away from that Eba man.

Lemme listen to what NwaAmaikpe and Falseprophet1 above have to say.

R

A thread of 2016 made FP in late 2021.

Your dreams are still valid, despite the obstacles.

Believe in yourself. There is no limit to what you can achieve.


PS: These mods wicked shaa o.

Nowadays, a lot of people seems to be well versed in matters concerning the state of the nation and while many lament about how things are falling apart, others profer solutions ranging from different perspectives including leadership patterns, policies or even spiritual or religious solutions.

Nigeria is a country with a fair share of its 'good' and 'bad.' From our geography, philosophy, culture, economy, security and social life, we have our shortcomings and successes.

Now the question is this: If you were the President of Nigeria for a day, what will you do? What will be the sector you want to touch before leaving the position?

Remember, “A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.” – Max Lucado, Christian author and preacher.

Let us discuss!

Thats how they told me I should go for NYSC.
When I reached camp, I met a girl with curves and it seems she has a spring in her wasit. She twerks more than Jane Mena.

We were on the field one evening for drills, and they called some corpers to come and dance to some music. It was the inter-platoon drills competition finals.

My babe came out and started twerking. The whole place went wild.
Later, one army officer cornered my babe and bleeped her that night in camp.


NYSC is.....

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frndfghtr:
E na me get am be warned

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Bleep off.

The Supreme court administrator, Hopeless Uzodimgba is a Fulani balls sucker because they gave him the keys to Douglas House on a platter.

Everyone knows he lost the election and he is only there to do his master's bidding.


As for the lifeless vegetable, he went to commission state of the art culverts and black painted roads and we can't hear word again.

Nigeria is the breeding ground of scam.


Hushpuppi.

Abba Kyari.

Invictus Obi.

Mompha.

Woodberry.

Buhari.

Naija politicians.

That Damn Niggar guy.

Nairalanders.

Pastors.

Imams.

Mods.

That vulture griller.

Infact, all Nigerians.


Make everybody just getat.

Mangekyo:
Very happy the old fraudulent gay rapist didn't go to man city as he would've been receiving well placed passes from the world class players in city to tapin.
Pendulum scammed we the juventus fans by not winning the ucl he promised us after we broke our bank to sign him. He instead threatened to take us to Europa league last season but was benched on the last game, reason his plans failed. Now he has dumped us for man utd after leaving us broken and in pieces. Ronaldo is a FRAUD and A RAPIST.
Can't wait to see him get exposed in epl like a fraud that he is

ROTFLMAO

Penaldo will do everything to trend.
Choose your goat wisely.

Believe this news at your own peril.
Rubbish.
The rector was handpikced by Governor Bello and rewarded with that position.

Someone should tell Governor Abiodun to go fix those bad roads at Ota.
He should also be working on how to stop FIRS fron collecting VAT in his state.