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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Flip The Bottle Final BTW Asisat Oshoala & Monday Gift (Video) by ominilongest(m): 4:34pm On Apr 14, 2023
I never chop since morning dem dey use 100$ do pass one pass two oga o embarassed


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O.pay

Good Samaritan even if na 1k abeg.

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Politics / Re: Abba Kabir Cautions Ganduje On Using Public Funds to Influence Re-run Election by ominilongest(m): 2:11pm On Apr 14, 2023
9 1 2 7 9 2 3 6 5 7. O pa y

Someone pls bless me I'm starving

Pls 👏👏👏
Please were
Please m begging embarassed
Travel / Re: Nigerians Reveal What Makes Them Cry In The UK by ominilongest(m): 1:37pm On Apr 14, 2023
9 1 2 7 9 2 3 6 5 7. O pa y

Someone pls bless me I'm starving

Pls 👏👏👏
Sports / Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by ominilongest(m): 11:15am On Apr 14, 2023
Smart Hakimi on and of the pitch

9 1 2 7 9 2 3 6 5 7. O pa y

Someone pls bless me I'm starving

Pls 👏👏👏

Pleaasseeeeeeeeeeee

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Politics / Re: ESN Enugu Ambush Fulani Herdsmen. Several Casualties Recorded (Video) by ominilongest(m): 8:48pm On Apr 13, 2023
angry


News news news without a fucking proof
We see outside countries there news comes with proof, videos, some times live ones
The only news that comes with proof here is Celebrity news
But you see this kind news,is either they post pictures of police carrying gun,or one high ranke police sometimes Nigerian police logo
And guess what? News like this reach front page faster than snake does those days
If you can't back your story up with strong verification why posting crime stories and uploading gun and bush f"ck.
....

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Celebrities / Re: Jigan Babaoja Blast Mohbad For Mocking His Disability In His New Hit Song Video by ominilongest(m): 2:27pm On Apr 13, 2023
Asake nko?
But nothing spoil I mean how many artists mocked 9ice and Toni Payne those days when she cheated on him with Rugged man....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by ominilongest(m): 9:58pm On Apr 12, 2023
Chelsea need two signing

Jose Mourinho and Victor osimehn

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by ominilongest(m): 9:50pm On Apr 12, 2023
Naijagoodman:
I've lost count of the number of balls Enzo has given away. Chilwel sees red
Shey na Enzo mate dey mildfield??even debruyne and rodri dey lost talkess of Enzo.
God save una say I don sell casemiro,na Argentina Enzo go land this night. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by ominilongest(m): 9:40pm On Apr 12, 2023
MrCuteking:
Football is like a game of chess. Lampard is no match with Ancelotti. Too easy.
Swears.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by ominilongest(m): 9:36pm On Apr 12, 2023
Done and dusted.
Who's next?
City? Milan?? Munich?? I mean who?? They are my clients men,this cup is getting boring for my liking and na barca dey cause all dz rubbish,we suppose dey run show together.
Football is made in Spain hyping is from England jare.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by ominilongest(m): 9:26pm On Apr 12, 2023
SenatePresdo:
Cucurrela was the reason why Chilwell got a Red card.

He was the one that should be the last man to mark Rodrygo, he left his position as if he was there to play midfield, and that was what prompted Chilwell to leave his wing to come and mark Rodrygo.

Cucurrela caused this red card.

Very useless player.
Cucuruku na fraud na.
Travel / Re: Little Girl Found Lost And Drifting At Sea By A Cruise Boat (pics/video) by ominilongest(m): 8:50pm On Apr 12, 2023
She was lucky.
Those wey dey get accident offend God
I'm confused at this point I swear to God.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by ominilongest(m): 8:47pm On Apr 12, 2023
I no wan know Sha,but if I catch anybody na die.
I know some fanboy go start to dey bark with mumu stats,but y'all know deep down Real madrid don reach final,all these ones na just normal training,na even that man city I want,lol erling haaland go turn yakubu over night grin

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Politics / Re: Twitter Users Praise Lagos Agbero For Good Deeds by ominilongest(m): 8:40pm On Apr 12, 2023
Okay Sha.
If 12am-1am don reach make u stroll pass agege under bridge

Them nice very well for that place?them go Even give u free makeup ur face go swell up guess what? U go still pay.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by ominilongest(m): 8:28pm On Apr 12, 2023
PatientofYabale:


Mark my words
Mark Zuckerberg how far grin

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Crime / Re: Terdoo Bendega: Man Records Sexual Intercourse With Ladies, Sells Nudes by ominilongest(m): 12:28pm On Apr 10, 2023
Up coming jeffrey Dahmer

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Health / Re: Man Cries Out Over The Type Of Ambulance Donated By Ogun State Government by ominilongest(m): 9:09am On Apr 10, 2023
6ft plus like us no fit board this korope bus
This is dwarf ambulance
People like anty nimota ( God forgive me) grin

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Reveals New Relationship While Sharing Photos From Her Date Night by ominilongest(m): 11:21pm On Apr 09, 2023
MichaelSokoto:
anoda chilled cold breakfast loading...
how u take see dz pics Bros,e don tey o shocked

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Sports / Re: How Much Referees Get Paid Per Game by ominilongest(m): 5:06pm On Apr 09, 2023
Lol.I got paid nuts per game compared to my Child's mate running the same length of field and you expect me not to collect bribe
I see.

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Romance / Re: Female Hotel Worker Disgraced In Hookup Prank (Photos) by ominilongest(m): 11:39am On Apr 08, 2023
my own be say she go get boyfriend and if to say na on sapa guy approach am she go disgrace am,,,,,,,,,serves her right. no matter how hard she cry dont believe her infact after d video she go still go laugh for bk,crocodile tears
save my status??hahhaaha i laugh in statustrous laughing gasostrous hahahhahahahahhahah grin grin grin grin grin
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by ominilongest(m): 1:01pm On Mar 18, 2023
[b]Pls helppppppppppppp[\b]





Something is wrong with my laptop won’t start up bought it few days ago
Dell latitude 7280

Pls what might have been d problem anyone out there ??

I press it before going to bed only for me to wake up and its dead the battery is around 79% before going to bed and I slept for bout 1hr30min till now like this the laptop won’t start up

Computers / Re: Please Help Me ! by ominilongest(m): 12:58pm On Mar 18, 2023
I press it before going to bed only for me to wake up and its dead the battery is around 79% before going to bed and I slept for bout 1hr30min till now like this the laptop won’t start up
Computers / Please Help Me ! by ominilongest(m): 12:57pm On Mar 18, 2023
Something is wrong with my laptop won’t start up bought it few days ago
Dell latitude 7280

Pls what might have been d problem anyone out there ??

Travel / Re: How Much Is Flight From Abuja To Enugu? by ominilongest(m): 12:27pm On Mar 17, 2023
2k

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Celebrities / Re: Tems Slammed For Her "Rude" View-blocking Dress At The Oscars by ominilongest(m): 11:17am On Mar 13, 2023
grin grin grin

I go pull am
I don enter news be that
I go con enter her dm we go con hook up later
I go con yansh am


That one nko?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 11th March 2023 by ominilongest(m): 3:16pm On Mar 11, 2023
If Madrid no finish Liverpool next week
Call me bastard

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Family / Re: Happy International Women's Day 2023 by ominilongest(m): 12:51pm On Mar 08, 2023
igbohausayoruba:
First to comment ...... feels good grin


Shout out to all the beautiful women out here ...... And the ugly ones too cool


Omo weyrey u get mouth
Politics / Re: Organ Harvest: I Thought I Was Being Scammed By Doctors - Ekweremadu Tells Court by ominilongest(m): 7:42am On Mar 08, 2023
Everything to save his daughters life

May God be with you
Sports / Re: Serie A: Osimhen Named Best Foreign Athlete In Italy by ominilongest(m): 3:06pm On Mar 07, 2023
See as Napoli president Dey smile

Bag is definitely secure just a matter of time before he got sold for 150m

You can say what you like but he delivered already

Victor omo oro

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Celebrities / Re: Don't Use My Past Mistakes Against Me - 13 Yrs Old Actress, Mercy Kenneth (video by ominilongest(m): 12:09pm On Mar 07, 2023
13 years old “don’t use my past against me”

Her past : sucking mummy’s breast
Eating Indomie
Spank in the bum
Wake up to food and goodie goodie
Cry cry baby
Amusement park
Mr Biggs


Of course how can I use all this against u Old lady?
I’m confused
Phones / Re: Tecno Unveils Phantom V Fold, The Company’s First Foldable Smartphone by ominilongest(m): 12:59pm On Mar 06, 2023
Can’t play pes grin

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