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[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=690976.msg8538012#msg8538012 date=1308327683]Again, if you type something like olodo into google search, the first site to display is - nairaland, whereas if you type
oloshi - nairaland will still come up in the first page of google. . . . . .for reasons best known to us [/quote]ldkmd o
Truth be told, there are no kind of words not found on Nairaland so there must always be a result from the forum once a search is made on search engines.

@emeka.D.

Please edit your signature as soon as possible and please keep to the rules of this forum unless "BAN"


Thanks in anticipation of your cooperation.

►Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month

►Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

►Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month

►Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby

►Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available

►Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources

►Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

►Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

►Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby


What other terminologies do you have? Bring them on so people can understand us better when we communicate with them.

Yet to reply me anyway. Or you don't think I am serious?

I need the both so gimme replies based on the sms contents here.

I need a BB Torch and BB Tour. Gimme info

Thanks for sharing. Many will love that I guess.

Please check at the date of the original post. Don't think you were on Nairaland as at the time of that post. Moreover, the website owner is in charge of website pages. Contact them for the missing page(s).

Does it mean there is just one of this CCTV supplier in here? I'm time trapped. Suppliers please come around and drop your contacts, I wil connect you asap. This is urgent.

Who's got good and durable CCTV kits? If you do come on and let's discuss here. I can call you if you care. Just signal me and I'll connect you asap even right now because I need to deliver them in less than 24 hours.

So now you've seen me here, any goodies for me?

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sorrymyspacebarisfaultybutijusthadtomakethispostanywayit'sgonnabe.

Where in the world is that guy? Why hasn't he been coming online like before? Is he still alive? When last did he perform an activity on this board? It seems there is something wrong with him so we need to find out and get him back. But something is actually wrong with him I know too well.

Where are my margin: 0 auto; padding: 0 auto; for my body in the CSS naa? Find it and tell me pls

But are u talking about the center of the page as in the point 0 of the x and y axis?

I'm in great need of any project written on HIV/AIDS. Please anyone having access to any such material should respond or connect me through my email which is on my profile. Thanks as I anticipate responses.

BTW, is it God that designs a template or someone like you and I who cares to help others hasten their work delivery times?

@poster I thought you work with or for Synchrosoft Services that developed that sample website. You do designs so why are you not able to do that sampled website or are you asking for quote to know how much to bill the client that owns the website? I'm just being a little curious here.

Why not state your price and possibly, location too for peeps around to breeze in and probably pick up 1.

deco2come:
Please I need help to with this script. I have tried but failed to make it work

I'm designing a website that takes care of employees time. Every month, each worker has a bonus of 1500dollars, but at the end of the month, the bonus will be giving to the worker based on their time they arrive at work each day.

For example, if a worker arrive at work by 8a.m, he/she earns 50 dollar, if the worker arrives by 9a.m, he/she earns 30dollars, if the worker at 9:30a.m, he/she looses 20dollars. Finally if the worker's bonus is below 500dollars, she will get the message "You Need To See The Boss".

Furthermore, I want the worker to see the following when he/she visited his/her history

Number of times arrived at 8a.m =
Number of times arrived at 9a.m =
Number of times late(9:30a.m) =
Remaining/Total bonus =

SIDE A
You can look this process up like filling a contact form and checking for met conditions.  Ex.

Every month, each worker has a bonus of 1500dollars (Total allocated bonus (constant T))

if a worker arrive at work by 8a.m, he/she earns 50 dollar (early bird (variable E))

if the worker arrives by 9a.m, he/she earns 30dollars (on time (variable O))

if the worker at 9:30a.m, he/she looses 20dollars (late comer (variable L))

if the worker's bonus is below 500dollars, she will get the message "You Need To See The Boss".


Monthly Attendance Details:
Number of times arrived at 8a.m = total # of variable E
Number of times arrived at 9a.m = total # of variable O
Number of times late(9:30a.m) = total # of variable L
Remaining/Total bonus =  1) (total # of E + total # of O) = gains, if L is absent then do variable T - total bonus then you get month's earning. if L is present with no E, if L is present with no O, if L is present with E, if L is present with O, if L is present with E and O (use if .  .  . else statements to do the maths for all these). I'd prefer you don't subtract L from E or O to avoid negative index. Something like E= 0, O=0, L=20 then if you do 0 + 0 - 20 = -20. If you then do constant T - -20, the - - will give you a + so watch that error.

I don tire o.

Man study the above well and see that your solution is just around you. Hope I have helped you to get 50% of your puzzled cleared for your programming logics.

If you really know what you want to code then I think you already have the solution otherwise I am thinking you only need the source codes. Am I right or wrong?

I think you have www.google.com to help you out.

1) Read about Pyramids and the stand on pyramids as to whether good or bad

2) Read more into matrix systems (forced matrix)

Whatever you want out of those can be obtainable at my end provided you have a full explanation of what you want done and not a half baked knowledge. If I am to crack your nuts then get ready to pay my consultation bills.

Enjoy!

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@bug24 I hear you, lol. BORROW BRAIN WITH THIS YOUR IMPOTENT THING OOOOO