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If anyone knew what number generators are and how they worked then you can get up some JS codes to do those generations. Just put in the formats and length and it will generate them. You can do same too in PHP or even VB 6. It's simply about number generations.

And the man talking about 36 States, I wonder when you became the NCC Chairman or the database of all mobile companies to have access to all phone numbers because all those mobile networks can't tell you where each phone number is based because it is MOBILE and not LANDLINE.

Just don't get involved in a battle here because I will be offline when you start reporting to got banned or any issues. Just talk yourselves to an understanding point. You educate where necessary and not words battle.

Good reviews. See designers website as well and see if you have more comments.

We are approaching the end of the year again and it is time for us to honour members for their efforts so far. I want to first of all thank all for being here from the beginning of the year until now. May God reward you for all your efforts so far.

Now it is time to norminate "THE POSTER OF THE YEAR".
===>Let's me hear some loud noise in the air, ===>

Here are the criteria:
Norminee must
[list]
[li]be a rule-following member[/li]
[li]someone that has not been banned[/li]
[li]a law abiding Nl member[/li]
[/list]

Note:
Please, try to add in 3-5 reasons for your nominations.

Let the nominations begin now!!!

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Are you good at making animations using Maya or related software? If you think you are competent then drop me your contact information through my email. My email is on my profile. Please, don't paste them here.

NOTE: I will simple forward with any portfolio you attach to it without any editing.

See you at the top!

This is just one of the factor that I think we Nigerian web, anything have to look into. I will like to us not to look at this thread with reference to the caption. I'd prefer if it is viewed from the point of "Problems facing collaboration among concepts".

I have personally faced this lately and it has not gone well with me. Most times, greed is the main object of disruption. Mr. A brainstorms an idea and builds a project around it, proposes to a client and gets mobilization. He connects to Mr. B and probably Mr. C based on their specialization. The problem faced is that Mr. B or Mr. C or Mr. B and C will want to instead of just doing their outsourced jobs and getting paid will want to have the 100% project plan. If you give them out, sorry, you are a looser and if you fail, they back out or charge you higher than you will want to pay, all in a bid to frustrate you.

People differ anyway but most are just not worth it. Some are even mediocre. They waste your time and finally end up doing the opposite of what you projected. I just for now will say, WE ARE NO WAY NEAR GOOD COLLABORATION HERE IN NIGERIA. We still need to learn more and more.

I no get time to type jare,

I know nothing about banging or banning anyone oooooooo

Please, connect Mukina2 for this one

So what is "Nginx" all about?

Just so nice an invention. I guess this is a flex in action. How it was done, develop must tell me this even if in private

Please just get back to what I asked and not just playing with my brains and unnecessary words.

You guys should take it easy on me here. I was expecting someone to start teaching me like this.

<?php //opening tag for php

$a //a string

$a= "dhtml"; //$a with a value


?>//closing tag for php

Come on guys, help me do something greater here

I said it earlier that i'm sacred when it comes to bugs. Now i got a bug with am added 24. Hope I won't start running syntax error or getting system bugs

I pray and hope my admin will not ban me o. What features but wait, i've got no fundamentals so how do i place this to work? I'm still way too young now. Someone pls make me older

@lojik
Using me to run bad queries, none to be down else my board becomes empty.
@dhtml
I'm under restoration so everything to me is right. I just absolved all you printed out and assimilated.
Next. . .

I don't seem to recognize anything except <?php ?>. The document.write is it for word processors? I just can't decode. My compilers are corrupt even. I'm struggling with fresh installations. Help ooo. . .

Why must you first attack that section? That was why I dump you o. I for just extract your dual from your core.

wow, I've been so silent for a long while now and I need to do some talking to pull out all the silence in me. What do we talk about now?. . . . .

For starters, I need to improve my HTML skills, anyone willing to take me on that?

I needed to format my brain if I wanted it to work better and process faster according to one of my oyibo wives. She helped me do some brain back ups before the formatting. Now she is done, on the process of trying to restore things, she found out she formatted the partition containing the backups. I'm in big trouble now. All my PHP OOP skills are wasted. Send me helps. OmniPotens is in trouble o. I've grown sick because of this. I mean it.
***She deceived me into believing her powers were good, now, there is problem o.***

Help me build up fast again before I start behaving like the spam bot in here. Start teaching pls. Here is all I can recall in php
<?php
print "OmniPotens";
echo "dhtml";
extract $yawa-ti-de;
var_dump $dual_core;
rand($quadrillion);
trim($ogzille);
explode($othermembers);
die('All work and no play makes jack a dull boy');
?>

Now you see I'm serious, please help me dear designers to do my website interface and graphics and my cherished developers to know my codes again.
One thing i'm forgetting is that I don't like "bug" because they'll keep scattering whatever I learn new now every "24" hours.

Thank God for keeping you all alive until now. Glory to his great name as we gradually draw closer to the end of this year. Success in all your endeavours. Remember work smarter and not harder. That last idea on your mind could be your jackpot. Don't waste or procrastinate over it. Make it a reality.

Cheers!

@zPixel My quotation is not with regards this forum. But if you doubt what I said exists then use you correct identity to register in some foreign forums and see what happens. The moment you are perceived black, Nairaland is welcoming to all.

Thanks to all who have taken time to voice out here. As far back as 2008 or later, i know artists use upcoming events to compete. Things like christmas design, independence, easter, t-shirts etc. I've also given more than 5 jobs out to artist in here before becoming a moderator. My current logo was done by someone in here though i'm on to a rebrand. I've also gotten jobs from this forum so i know the good sides and bad sides of being in a forum. We talk and understand ourselves well here but i guess you need to try one of these foreign forums. Start a thread and see if anyone will respond you. Racism will drive you away.

My suggestion now is, we run competitions. I'd love actual rewards but don't know how to go about it now since Moderators are not even paid salaries. Well, for now, we'll just use nominal recognitions though i'll still look into a reward system. I pray Seun will agree with me on the reward scheme else we decide in here for ourselves. Is the decision good enough?

Now @sizzlers thanks for this post. I will sticky it and see how it goes down with other designers

Pls don't hide under your bunk. Speak out and let us get things in place. The board is dry so which way forward?

Come and let us get our heads working better to resolve this issue.

No beefs for anyone as I never beefed any as well. I only took the words and possible feelings of the poster to get others thinking and talking.

Noted!

The person who thinks the Moderator is dead possibly is the dead one in here. Don't you think you have an email address on his profile to connect him? If there were things wrong what was expected of you was to simply make a report. How many of those modem things lasted there more than 2 days or were you the ones that got them out?

If the board got dry, did you ever make a post to revive it?

See the issue in here. Graphics is something of talent exhibition and pride. That is simply the game. If you've got the swagger then you post outstanding designs that no one else can beat. When others see that and you have the much pride, then they will be forced to post theirs. That way the fun continues. I remember when it was design of currencies when one lady was able to use Corel Draw to do something just too good. She was able to design her own currency note with it. How many of such threads have you started? How many designs have you posted and stood unbeatable? Man, borrow brain o. If you think there is a problem then attribute that to yourself first then you can start pointing finding someone to point fingers at.

Get to the music section for example and see what is up in there. The fellas in there get out topics and challenge their vast knowledge of things and that keep them going. Here, what's happening?

I need more posters to come in here and let's talk.

(***In case of any typo errors, pardon me because I'm on my mobile and not so patient as to read through again***)

You think you are capable of being the Moderator here then inbox me and I'll see how it goes but I bet you I'll have to ensure you are just good for this board else, forget it and do your postings

*a peep*

Sorry for your posts been eaten. Hope it comes live soon.

Well done guys. Keep it up!

I believe your solutions worked anyway