₦airaland Forum

Yusfunoble:
People dey win car, u dey celebrate FTC

Babygal2020:
FTC!!!!!

Shibaraba:
For those that bother to use the toilet
Back in the days in school I no dey bother near toilet
My favorite spot na inside bush
My very personal space
Sheet well with the breeze rustling the trees
And fresh air blowing your blokos
God wan come do am get cigar puff as the sheet dey come out
Sweet bliss.

My crew use bush so much na there we dey discuss assignment and the day's schedule
E reach one extent if person sheet for my favorite spot na war
As in if you wan bend you go hear "guy comot for shibaraba space o"
Hehehehe
Or if person use my spot and I no dey there when we reach class you go hear "soji who sheet for my spot"
Good times.

omonla10:
Ur reply is raising more questions.. In this yahoo dispensation

omonla10:
Question is how can u get xiaomi phones easily without sending money anyhow in this yahoo yahoo season. Sometimes xiaomi sef resemble myth.. Don't think I've ever set my korokoro eyes on any

Aplaudez:
Mum doesn't want to hear anything!
she kept saying she cannot abandon him being the first born!

Marriage26:
My papa no get emotion o... We were brought up with iron hands, bro, the matter pass Abacha regime. He's a dictator... Impregnating before wedding is against my faith but he's surface Christian, and by the way, while growing up, he beats us for not remembering church sermon.


I have met him severally, he never gave any reason, also in the history of the family, I am the first person that want to pay a lady bride price before pregnancy or living together or attempting wedding...

JasonScoolari:
...."Show me your friend and I will tell you who you are"

Jason: My friends are Dangote, Femi Otes, Tony Elumelu, Alex Ekubo, Winifred Ndidi, 2face Idibia, Teju Babyface, Ayiri Emami, Bovi Ugboma, Andre Blaze, Lionel Messi, Zayn, Nkem Owoh, Labaran Maku, Akinwunmi Adesina, Ezenwo Nyesom Wike, Richard Mofe Damijo, Erigga and Johnny Drille.

God: "You've made the right choice son, that's why you're my favorite, I will make you greater than them".

Jason: Thanks Dad.

oforjide:
ur are a barstard yoruba slowpoke.

delugajackson:
Only in Nigeria that people will kill an animal and then take pictures with it like it's some sort of achievement.

It will get to a point that future generations will only be able to identify these animals in pictures and in their textbooks because all the available wild-life would have be wiped out before then.