Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moment You Felt The Ground Should Swallow You by omocheche(f): 7:13pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
I went to the back longtime ago 2002 I didn't know there was a glass door I almost went through it I hit my head on the door and everyone quickly turn to me and some were like sorry others didn't she see it was such an embarrassing moment for me I cant forget. |
Celebrities › Re: Rosaline Meurer Under Fire After Captioning Her Photo "He Awaits The Queen" by omocheche(f): 12:09pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
Empire was interesting yesterday I love the character cookie lyon |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Another Photo Of Tboss As A Corper Surfaces by omocheche(f): 10:23am On Mar 20, 2017 |
Team Efenation Tboss aren't going anywhere with the money Efe is the real deal jamex93: U miss it all... did u really see how voting was made last week?
Even Debby got more vote Dan Tboss.... I tell u
Tboss is coming back home sooner than you think
This picture is just another stunts... it changes ntn about her, it does not not change the fact b that we won't vote for her.. never
It's EFE for the money....
If a lady will win that money, it can never be Tboss..... rather it will be Bisola....
Tboss fans should just get ready for any thing the day Tboss will be competing with Bisola for vote |
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Vs Stephanie Otobo: When You Lie Against God's Children by omocheche(f): 11:55am On Mar 12, 2017 |
So you are still an idiot thought you have changed[I quote author=strrev post=54510364] what does this mean  "More than thirty five years ago, a girl lied against me and my parents beat the hell out of me for an offense I did not commit."
More than 10 years ago, an 8 year old boy came to my house and accused me of cutting his slippers.
[color=#551A8B]I Did it, but I denied, like the apostle I had weak defenses, I said things like "you could have brought a more expensive slippers" but lowkey lowkey, I did it :/[/color].
My papa told be to bring by savings kolo, took all the money out, gave the boy, wiped me silly and wiped me bastard with one thick analog cable.
I cried to my heavenly father but no, nobody answer. 10 years after, I still dey para for both my heavenly father and my earthly father  Because tattoo wey I no ask for, I get am for nyash now Stop saying nonsense abeg, they one wey dey accuse you kon, wey you do. you no tell us, abi you no steal textbook for school before (oya lie) Yesterday as I was driving, the story of Joseph and Potiphar's wife flashed through my mind; the lady lied against Joseph and he was sent to prison for an offense he did not commit.Abi David no commit adultery with Bathsheba for bible ni Anybody fit carry bible and claim man of God abegiUpdate :: omo see as dem dey quote me, e be like say mumu people boku for this Nigeria. If you wan partner with me start church (make we dey collect tithe and be doing enta power dey go) or start your own mmm with 1000% Promise, quote me abeg  [/quote] |
Politics › Re: Farouk Farouk Dies In Accident Involving Shettima's Convoy by omocheche(f): 2:11pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
I don't know why I don't feel sorry for them God have mercy on me... may the soul of the departed one rest in peace |
Celebrities › Re: Uche Maduagwu Replies OAP Freeze, After He Revealed His 'Identity' As Flyer Boy by omocheche(f): 1:42pm On Mar 10, 2017 |
Shout out to the real men jor not all those fools wey dey depend on women give them money |
Celebrities › Re: Freeze: "Uche Maduagwu Is A Flyer Boy, Not An Actor" by omocheche(f): 10:30am On Mar 10, 2017 |
Stupid freeze grow up fool |
Fashion › Re: Should Ladies Take A Guy That Sags Like This Serious? (Pictured) by omocheche(f): 9:33am On Mar 01, 2017 |
Capital NO |
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Is Full Of Praises For Her Son (pictured) by omocheche(f): 5:56pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
The same you kept away from us for so long? God bless the child |
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu Misses Buhari's Call by omocheche(f): 4:50am On Feb 26, 2017 |
When is Buhari going to call Amachi or fasola, the can governor? Or anyone from the south west and east? Or is he president of the North only? |
Politics › Re: Nigerians React To Femi Adesina's Phone Call With President Buhari by omocheche(f): 9:55pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
This people are useless sha.... they don turn us to joke Please tell him to stay for as long as he wish to stay. We are very well since he left things are changing for the better he can be the president of Nigeria from UK we don't care anymore we now have a acting president who is capable |
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Step Out In Their Sunday Outfits by omocheche(f): 5:30pm On Feb 19, 2017 |
Children of God |
Fashion › Re: This Weight Loss Viral Photo Will Leave You Speechless by omocheche(f): 9:47am On Feb 18, 2017 |
Only determination can do this.... lot of work congrats to him |
Politics › Re: We Promised Change And It Has Come - Lai Mohammed by omocheche(f): 3:44am On Feb 03, 2017 |
Like father like son pressplay411: When will Lai Mohammed get it? Nigerians will call you a Liar when you tell the truth and a Hero when your robbing them blind.
He should stop telling us the real state of the economy, that's not what Nigerians/Wailers want to hear. They want to hear stupid and empty promises like their hero from Otuoke.
Feed Us Lies and We Will remain Loyal - This should be in Nigerian National Pledge. |
Politics › Re: We Promised Change And It Has Come - Lai Mohammed by omocheche(f): 3:42am On Feb 03, 2017 |
Idiotic man Amoyinoluwa24: Nigeria’s minister of information, culture and tourism Lai Mohammed has admitted that the ruling party was overwhelmed with the level of madness, indiscipline and impunity in Nigeria.
According to him, the party was not prepared for the level of rot the administration met on ground when they came into power in 2015.
He, however, claimed that the change the ruling party promised Nigerians has started manifesting.
Speaking in an interview with Sun newspaper, he said: “Let’s look at it, number one, we promised change and that change has come. There is change today from impunity to accountability and it means a lot. There is a change today from corruption to integrity, it means a lot.
“There is a change today in the way people view corruption than the way they use to view it before. You will never live your flamboyant lifestyle again. In 2014 or thereabout when the former President went to Kenya, there were about 100 private jets that went with him.”
“What we did not know was the level of dirt and rottenness, the level of dirt and corruption is what we did not get. We knew things were bad but we did not know things were these bad. We did not know before we came in that there was no savings at all, we did not know before we came in, the madness and scale of indiscipline and impunity.
“ So if anybody says we are overwhelmed, yes we are overwhelmed but not by the work but by the level of rottenness and we want to clean this rottenness and this is what we have been doing. It doesn’t matter what vision you have but if you don’t have the money to execute, its as if you are doing nothing,” he said. http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/02/we-promised-change-and-it-has-come-lai.html |
Celebrities › Re: Professor Pius Adesanmi On 2face's Planned Protest. by omocheche(f): 3:33am On Feb 03, 2017 |
So you still haven't worked on this thing? Your brain?[Qquote author=basty post=53353059]Not from a PDP sponsored candidate who has wined and dined with PDP and above all given incentives or pecks.
How sincere is Idibia?[/quote] |
Christianity Etc › Re: Omega Fire Ministry Issues Official Statement On Arrest Of Apostle Suleiman by omocheche(f): 8:47pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
So the president whom have been keeping quiet over all thses killings didn't incite violence abi? May God have mercy on all of you in the place you call a country quote author=HtwoOw post=53124317]Hhmmmmm
So if a thief steals and he's arrested 4 weeks later in another location it means Police had to call President to ask for permission to arrest him ?
Different authorities are delegated different powers over different matters , he incited violence , just as Nnamdi Kanu did
His arrest is legal , i do not know why people are defending him
Most of Defenders or avengers are anti Buhari , Anti APC[/quote] |
Christianity Etc › Re: Omega Fire Ministry Issues Official Statement On Arrest Of Apostle Suleiman by omocheche(f): 8:44pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
 NwamaziNwaAro: ; on the instruction and orders of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari was unsuccessful.
===================================== You are a stupid man fa
I thought Buhari is being relieved by Osibanjo.. Why is there not a single mention of him Was Buhari in the country this morning when this event happened?
Anyways
This sounds more like a letter from an opposition political party rather than a church.
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Politics › Re: Man Shares Letter Of 1994 Between His Mum And Her Dad Discussing Petrol Scarcity by omocheche(f): 9:52pm On Jan 23, 2017 |
Na wa o! God help us please |
Business › Re: Photo Of Billionaire Mohammed Indimi And His Grandchildren by omocheche(f): 1:26pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
Nope! avicky: The second pic should be Rahama's children Maryam and Khalifa |
Business › Re: Photo Of Billionaire Mohammed Indimi And His Grandchildren by omocheche(f): 1:23pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
No he doesn't, He has his wife the mother of ahmed. He is a decent man not like your father sorry....qquote author=Godfullsam post=52119197]Handsome grandpa Money is good. Am sure he has an under age wife for refreshment  [/quote] |
Romance › Re: She Goes Through My Phone When I Sleep, Now See What She Caused. Advice Pls by omocheche(f): 11:02pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
You desperately need that 100k huh? You have a woman that is living with you yet, you want to collect another lady's money and you disrespect her always by chatting with other women... you should learn to respect her 1st and see if she will not change and please try work for your own money and stop looking for girls to lie to and collect their money. |
Education › Re: What Lesson Does The Photo Pass Across? by omocheche(f): 12:40pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
The stubborn fly follows the dead body to the grave |
Education › Re: What Lesson Does The Photo Pass Across? by omocheche(f): 12:40pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
Anger kills |
Christianity Etc › Re: Interpretation Of Tongues Spoken In "Way Maker" By Sinach by omocheche(f): 2:26am On Nov 29, 2016 |
The gift you talked about isn't for "some people" as you put it, when I sing play that song and get to that point I don't speak the same tongues, it comes from your spirit and it comes out according to level you are in the spirit. So don't asked anyone to tell you what she was talking about because even if they do you still not understand, thing of the spirit can only be understood with those in the spirit. |
Romance › Re: What Does This Lady Really Mean? by omocheche(f): 2:18am On Nov 29, 2016 |
Now you want the whole world to help out just because a woman is indirectly asking for your help? But you won't mind to ask her for sex the very 1st day you met her O! Abi? See ya life |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Gives His Victory Speech, Congratulates Hillary Clinton (Video) by omocheche(f): 10:21am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Mad man RealJaneDoe: So many IPOD are happy because they think that bigot will help them achieve their stu.pid dream.
Well News Flash Bit.ches Trump don't care bout yo'ass .White Crackers don't give a damn about us. Not Clinton Not Trump .
You're happy when you have cousins brothers sisters over there helping you.
I pity una you never see something
I don't give a damn if you quote me I ain't gonna read it .
Peace out Fu.cckers |
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Stuns In Denim Dress At 3 Thrones Concert, Lagos by omocheche(f): 1:37pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
[Make she marry you?quote author=EastGold post=50514141]Mama go and marry[/quote] |
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, Punishes Family For Organising Burial Despite Ban by omocheche(f): 10:00pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
The king in your place doesn't have the powers the oba of Benin has as an oba go and find out, the oba of benin is a well known king and well recognize too. No king has ever been compare to the oba of Benin so next time be slow to comment and be quick to learn and understand mrvitalis: If u have a problem with me just say it.. .
The king in my place (tho my Uncle) wont dare such to me. .. is he mad?? |
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Heads To Brussels (photos) by omocheche(f): 4:10pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
You dey vex o Unblockable: [s][/s]
Sometimes, I wonder why you do not make use of your God-given brain. In case you don't know, Buhari married Aisha at the age of 18. At 18, she was just an SSCE holder. Buhari made sure she acquired formal education. As such, Buhari sponsored her to the University for her first Degree and later a Master's Degree. Buhari made her what she's today.
It's only in your area that a trader would sponsor a girl's education and after that the girl would dump her for a richer and more educated man.
Buhari was educated and a former Head of State as at the time he married Aisha..! Without Buhari, Aisha wouldn't have been (in) where she's today. So try and make use of your brain and learn to respect your elders! |
Politics › Re: Mohammed Babangida Drags Rahma To Sharia Court by omocheche(f): 9:38pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
May God heal them |
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome To Host Benny Hinn In Lagos. October 27 - 29 by omocheche(f): 10:24pm On Sep 05, 2016 |
Poor you..... Sorry o Seun: Birds of a feather flock together. They are both very good at making people fall down. |