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Education / Re: We Have Sex 4times Everyday, Now My BF Is Tired 200L Unijos Student Needs Advice by omodave(m): 7:16am On Nov 22, 2017
correctguy101:

Brodaly i see you....

I meant every word i said there... My friends are artistes and they call me Lord Saturn the one that provides SABALO and guess what we call SABALO?
It's boiled weed. You can't visit me and not see a bag of weed in my house or already boiled chaff.

There're all these small boys that normally beg me for the chaff to smoke... I'm like" guy i don boil everything comot na" but I'm not a fan of smoking so what can i do? i only smoke occasionally, i barely smoke, it's a life i don't want but hey, I've tasted many funny ish and this is the least to make anyone mad.

It's medicinal and works wonders in za oza room grin


cheesy
Education / Re: We Have Sex 4times Everyday, Now My BF Is Tired 200L Unijos Student Needs Advice by omodave(m): 7:30pm On Nov 21, 2017
correctguy101:


Do not listen to anyone that tries to tell you it would cause you any harm.
It's something my girls know' about and they're the ones boiling it for me.
I even have a flask i carry about on some days, and my tea (boiled and filtered weed) is always inside.
Don't mix it with alcohol except you want to do like me anytime i wish to stay up all night with the girls. (mostly when i and my artiste friends go out)..


All in all, you'll start getting big plus if you work out sometimes like me, because the juice will make you eat so much....

I know you have enough to feed as i don't ever recommend this to one who finds it hard to feed. ..
And for any one week you regularly do take this, you'll mostly always want sex (maybe this effect here is my own response but sex will be fun, you'll feel it in you as your outlook and nerves will be at attention)

When you try it, share your testimony here grin

Badt guy grin angry grin
Education / Re: We Have Sex 4times Everyday, Now My BF Is Tired 200L Unijos Student Needs Advice by omodave(m): 7:28pm On Nov 21, 2017
Billyonaire:


He went crazy ?
He almost jump into well, imagining some feeling cold under hot sun undecided
Romance / Re: Another pix of some guys squeezing a lady's boob with all their might by omodave(m): 4:49pm On Nov 21, 2017
AlexCk:
Old pix though,

But i can't but wonder and ask, 'is this how some guys handle a female's boobs?'

Looks painful, calculating the force exerted on her 'front', it can be deduced that that same 'appliedforce' can squash an orange.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Applied force indeed
Education / Re: We Have Sex 4times Everyday, Now My BF Is Tired 200L Unijos Student Needs Advice by omodave(m): 4:47pm On Nov 21, 2017
Billyonaire:


Wow, I could try this, if you correctguy101 recommends it. I am not leaving this Earth without trying everything. No one will have to deceive me that a natural plant is bad, I want to face it myself and explain the feelings.

Bro u might not tell the story with the right sense later...
My friend who use it to prepare noodles never remain the same
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Maryam Sanda For The Murder Of Husband, Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by omodave(m): 4:30pm On Nov 21, 2017
GOFRONT:
Rest in peace bro........I hope u get to meet Don Wanny over there
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Your last statement got my ribs cracking cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Maryam Sanda For The Murder Of Husband, Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by omodave(m): 4:29pm On Nov 21, 2017
pilarnig:
I told a friend of mine this same story, his girlfriend beat him up the other day, used her teeth on him even broke his electronics because of a text she saw on his phone and now she is back begging for forgiveness saying she did all that for love... Ok, na so e take dey start

Hope that guy didn't accept her again, else he is not safe with that slay Queen
Nairaland / General / Re: Fayose Slams FG Over ‘hiring Of Malaysian Economic Experts For N458m’ by omodave(m): 4:08pm On Nov 21, 2017
Admin do the needful undecided lipsrsealed undecided
Nairaland / General / Fayose Slams FG Over ‘hiring Of Malaysian Economic Experts For N458m’ by omodave(m): 9:27am On Nov 21, 2017
Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has questioned the rationale behind the Federal Government’s hiring of consultants from Malaysia with the sum of N458 million to help Nigeria build her economic capacity.
He said, “the Federal Government’s action is a clear vote of no confidence on President Muhammadu Buhari’s government and economic experts in the country.”
The governor, who said; “it is shameful that Nigeria, which produced the likes of African Development Bank (ADB) President, Dr Akinwumi Adesina; Treasurer and Vice President of the World Bank, Mrs Aruma Otteh; Independent Non-Executive Director of Standard Chartered Plc, United Kingdom, Mrs Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Professor of Political Economy, Pat Utomi; among others is now paying people from Malaysia to revive its economy.”
In a statement issued on Sunday, and signed by Special Assistant to the governor on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, Governor Fayose said “out-sourcing consultancy for the conduct of study that would aid the implementation of the National Economic Recovery and Growth Plan (ERGP) is tantamount to telling Nigerians that they all lack capacity to govern their own country.”
He asked; How can you hire foreign consultants that would work for 13 weeks to conduct a study on how to revive the economy of a country like Nigeria and pay the consultant N458 million?”
Governor Fayose said he had said it several times that the APC government of Buhari lacked the clue as to how to solve our country’s economic problems, adding that; “Now they have just confirmed that truly, they are clueless.”
He said; “By hiring economic experts from Malaysia, President Buhari and his men have confirmed that they have no capacity to govern this country.
“It was the cluelessness of the Buhari’s government that made the exchange rate that was N197 to $1 as at May 29, 2015, rise to as much as N500 to $1 before it came down to about N370 to $1. Today, the official rate is N305 to $1.
“It was this same cluelessness that made one bag of rice that was N7,000 as at the time Buhari took office to rice to as much as N22,000 and made more than 25 states to be unable to pay workers salary regularly owing to dwindled revenue from the federation account.
“According to the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), an agency of the federal government, the number of unemployed Nigerians rose from 7.51 million at the beginning of October 2015 to 11.19 million at the end of September 2016! This was caused by Buhari’s government cluelessness.
“Like I have said before, President Buhari and his men do not know what to do. It is therefore left for Nigerians use their votes to show Buhari and his APC the way out of the Aso Rock Presidential Villa in 2019.”
http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/fayose-slams-fg-hiring-malaysian-economic-experts-n458m/
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by omodave(m): 6:21pm On Nov 20, 2017
Jealousy everywhere.... Congratulation sir
Crime / Re: Security Operatives Nab Robbers In Edo, Shoot Them On Legs (Photos) by omodave(m): 3:16pm On Nov 10, 2017
Nice job ......I like the fact that they are not same again cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Fans Outraged At Moyo Lawal's Cleavage Photos by omodave(m): 5:38am On Sep 26, 2017
Abeg that lady wear marsk
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No Good Job? –try These Top 7 Nigerian ICT Jobs With High Employment Rate by omodave(m): 7:48am On Sep 24, 2017
Please this thread should wake-up, I need y'all

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No Good Job? –try These Top 7 Nigerian ICT Jobs With High Employment Rate by omodave(m): 7:45am On Sep 24, 2017
niggi4life:
Well, it's not as easy as it is been written, likewise the pay.
Nowadays most IT companies do not only rely on your certifications, they want it being practical, like ; what can you really do either in isolation or within a team.

I know lots of peeps here with certifications all over.. go to LinkedIn you will see them flocking around with certs without any experience.

I am a Senior network engineer, it took me years of practices: trial and error to get there. I have a Lab at home where i simulate network scenarios during my off days.

You need devoted time to become an IT professional and then you start seeing the money flowing like water.

As an IT consultant you can't earn lesser than 500K a month except you don't know what you are doing.

God bless!!

Sir I need ur professional advice and coaching pls... I pm u
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No Good Job? –try These Top 7 Nigerian ICT Jobs With High Employment Rate by omodave(m): 7:40am On Sep 24, 2017
iihtlagos:


Where is your location?
Benin city.. Schooling at AAU
Romance / Re: My Babe Threatened To Kill Me If I Leave Her; Should I Take Her Serious? by omodave(m): 11:05pm On Sep 23, 2017
abelprice:
If she's from edo state my guy take am serious and apologise for thinking of leaving her.... she is d only 1 allowed to leave.... undecided....


Waitin Edo girl do u ni
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No Good Job? –try These Top 7 Nigerian ICT Jobs With High Employment Rate by omodave(m): 9:39pm On Sep 13, 2017
iihtlagos:
I endorse this post. Any question regarding how to go about all the courses listed above, and with job placements, please ask me. We at IIHT will help you achieve that.
Nice write up,
Pls am currently in school studying mechanical engineering which one will suit my field of study
Celebrities / Re: Benue Flood: The Hypocritical Nature Of Nigerian Celebrities By Intriguing Lone by omodave(m): 5:17am On Sep 02, 2017
MadCow1:
Well... The Benue flooding is not a Natural disaster. God is just trying to remove all these useless states holding Nigeria back. Next is Edo State..

Are you happy now
Crime / Re: Lady's Boutique Looted By Robbers After Digging Hole Through The Ground. Photos by omodave(m): 7:29am On Aug 26, 2017
This type theif always remain poor..... Why not channel that strength n idea to something else...
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife At The Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai. Photos by omodave(m): 7:20am On Aug 26, 2017
Amajerry83:
Big man pastor. Baba some members never chop this morning and na food dem need no be prayers.


Please am sorry for quoting u, let start with this .. how many people have you feed this week ?
Business / Re: 32 Ships Laden With Petroleum Products, Food Items, To Arrive Lagos Ports by omodave(m): 8:12am On Jul 06, 2017
I don't understand is that what buhari has been purchasing all this while

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Politics / Re: Youths Give Buhari 8-week Ultimatum To Resign by omodave(m): 10:35am On Jul 03, 2017
8weeks is too much sha but grin let hope for quick recovery
Romance / Re: Breakup After Being In A Relationship For 4 Years by omodave(m): 2:18am On Jun 27, 2017
pocohantas:
You see, some of these ladies would have loved to remain with the love of their lives for however long it takes him to be ready...but, you people will not stop putting pressure on them. You have dated her for 4years? 4 years of constant testing and tasting. Now she is 25...Very soon emusmith will remind her she is 28 and single.

Don't worry bro, it's not your fault that things are this way. One thing you should understand is, most ladies don't have that patience of dating one guy for years. It's a risk in this Nigeria where they keep reminding you of biological clock and the guy can change his mind.



I know how you feel, i'll advise you channel your time into lucrative ventures. Don't go begging with catarrh falling out of your nose. That'll spell desperation and would turn her off, you'll lose your respect. Don't bug her with calls, call once and let go. If she deems it necessary to call, fine. If she doesn't...life goes on.


I like this.... Thump up
Religion / Re: Man Kneels Down To Welcome Apostle Suleman And Wife At US Airport (Photos) by omodave(m): 11:21am On Jun 20, 2017
The only thing most nigeria youth knows is to find fault by all means and the next is they open their mouth unguided....
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Visits Liberian IG Of Police, Prays For Him by omodave(m): 11:06am On May 14, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
Those that started this lovely religion were all killed. Some got crucified, beheaded, fried in hot oil, burnt alive, fed alive to the lions etc.

It's so sad to see those that are professing Christianity today wearing expensive shoes, flying in jets, and owning mansions. With such luxurious living, these men can never stand Satan's tests. Satan doesn't even need to test them cos they are already in fellowship with him.

Apostle suleman communing with a police IG is

equivalent to what would have happened if Jesus Christ had made friends with Pontius Pilate who ordered him to be flogged.




U are making point.. .. What do u now want them to do,?
Education / Re: 16 University Students Beheaded In Edo Cult War - Police by omodave(m): 12:35pm On Apr 20, 2017
Op op op, how many time did I call u ? Abeg this new doesnot exist...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Palm Sunday Service Bombing: Blast Kills 21, Injures Dozen by omodave(m): 6:30am On Apr 11, 2017
airmark:


That was my first concern too, until i read them. The problem we have is, we dont find time to research into what is making these terrorists do what they are doing. The hadith also explains in details the life of mohammed that these terrorists are getting inspiration from. Thats why until all these satanic books go into extinction, the whole world will not rest. Those id.iots will continue to cause monumental havocs reading those materials.
... .


Thanks boss.... Now i know why they are always agressive shocked shocked

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Palm Sunday Service Bombing: Blast Kills 21, Injures Dozen by omodave(m): 3:42pm On Apr 10, 2017
airmark:


First educate yourself with these verses. When you are through i will serve you the stories of muhammed by bukhari, that will make a sane muslim have a rethink.

"kill the unbelievers wherever you find them. koran 2:191.
war on the infidels(non believers of islam) living in your neighbourhood. koran 9 :123.
when opportunity arises, kill the infidel wherever you catch them. koran 9:5
Any religion aside islam is not acceptable. koran 3 : 85.
The jews and christians are pervert,fight them. koran 9 : 30
Kill people who criticise allah or do mischief(non believers of islam). koran 5 :33.
The unbelievers are stupid,urge the muslims to fight them. koran 8 :65.
Muslims must not take the infidels as friends. koran 3: 28.
Terrorise and behead those who believed in scriptures other than quaran. koran 8 :12&13
Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorise the infidel. koran 8 :60.
Sorry to quote you.. Is all this really in koran,,?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Palm Sunday Service Bombing: Blast Kills 21, Injures Dozen by omodave(m): 1:50pm On Apr 09, 2017
We dont need to exchange words to know which religion is of peace and which is not.... by their fruit we sha know them... it is well

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Attends Apostle Suleman's Birthday Celebration,Poses With Him(pics) by omodave(m): 5:15pm On Mar 26, 2017
My father !my father!!.. .i wish you all the good things of life... ...happy birthday sir
Politics / Re: Youths Attack Shitte Members In Kaduna After Friday Prayers (Photos) by omodave(m): 7:18am On Mar 18, 2017
This people shaa, once they are high they go about doing wonders with there knife and daggers, well you can't give what you don't have. It's what they are been taught.....

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