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80k for food for hubby and wifey?

mo gbe!!

RichyBlacK:
If she can cook: about $80,000 per month (without any kid); $100,000 per month (with no more than two kids).

Ikamefa dey make me hungry o

make sure you add dried fish too cuz i might stop by. I dey really hungry of Ogbono soup. Na pizza i go chop for christmas if i don't come o Ikamefa.

davidylan:
Mrs. L. Cute, just got married then . . . i must have been in primary 4 and she lived quite close to my home so we always went home together.
Lovely perky breasts she always gave me a lap home and i'd spend the time snuggling between those breasts.

Aha!!! true confession
how are you doing sha?

lol, Those area are closer so it makes no different TOH 

God bless America 

I couldn't help not laughing at the poster's weeping 

The sweetness of American politics. Anyone can do it. Unlike Africa you are a politrician when you know how to thief. Orikinla, your future children could be American President

better we marry. personally for me, i really can't play that role in a relationship. after marriage and your abunna is problematic, we will look for solution. i no dey that taste and see

nwando:
You ask.
Every woman who wants to keep herself before saying "I do" should ask the man if he can stand at attention and I believe he ought to tell her the truth.
And any observant woman can "feel him" when they hug when the sparks are flying

can feel him when they hug? that na kill and die

do my laundry, work on project and homework, maybe order domino or Papa John's pizza.
if not, I will be in Ithaca or Rome with my roomie and her family, ewww they got dogs. i might just stay and eat my pizza bo

Blimey

the person who sent you that pix/mail was soooo funny . I'm laughing so hard  somebody come helep me clean this tears. am laughing badly  .

abeg finish it kia kia our sister simibrazil . i don't like it when men play their wayo (cunning) games

simibrazil:
Hello People

You are encouranging me.

Almondjoy, you are so funny. I smiled a lot when I read your e-mail.

Yes, I will enter 2008 alone.

He is going to Nigeria next week and he will be back just in february. The time I need for start geting used with his ausence.

I re-read every posts and re-think about myself and my "reproductive years" and you are all right.

I ll finish this romance.

Kisses
Simi

ewwww ewwwwww ewwwww

Post more,
home sweet home

Agidi

davidylan:
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What would be your diagnosis if at autopsy you observed that the left ventricular wall of the heart was thinner than usual, firm to touch and slightly whitish?

someone fed the corpse with sodium chloride

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-98768.0.html

tighten up in this dorty?

Nilly is in Jos. am trying to helep my friend who is coming. i dey Nig so i no need passport cuz i love my country i no go lie, na inside the dorty i go live and if you push me, i push you,

poster, pls post the website you used.

awon boiz, eleyi ni mo fun e (na this one i give you)

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-98768.0.html

lo ba won ko dorty yen (go helep them pack that dorty). That alone made the abroad thing worth it  

and they are still dying. in nigeria the pple just can't face the politicians who are ruining the country. instead they run to MFM churches and shout like the Lord doesn't hear.

Abeg, the abroad thing worth it jare my friend.

The best then is to buy the amount you want to cook and cook them right away. also, Tiv yam is good.

OGBONO soup, real hot Ogbono. i miss my mom

i don't play with my starbucks  . when school is in session, i drink coffee like crazy and got much headache.

still, i love coffee. i will stop when i leave school

ayexel:
I really don't uderstand why its always so,i dumped my ex-girl,one of the reason is that shes got
a flat arse,I liked her liked that initially but along the line she started misbehaving.Her atittude couple with the
arse thing was the reason i dumped her,so sad.i'm too freak about the ladies arse,i wish i could get over it or is that I'm just the real african man?

i shake my head 

lol

omega25red:
ki lon wa lo si Estonia won ma tae fun owo

lol @ Nwando. eyaa you fit kill person with laugh o my sister. david na egg head true true  o. him fit be pastor and politician

wow Simi you are kind hearted. i think your guy has something he is keeping away. spending time with the family shouldn't make him to refuse your going with him. it's not like he will be with them 24hr 7day and night anyway (even if he's not been home for 30years).

there are many Igbo married to foreign women. their parents do welcome such women.

oh well only for Osufia case

so maybe your babe oga has Osufia kind of thing.

You tried sistah. . . pray hope he marry you like you hope for.

if it were me, i won't cook for you o. go eat the road side food. i won't cook lai lai . i will keep my new and improved kitchen expertize for moi.

you say you no marry me, but want my cooking and playing the role, No Way.

i didn't know there was something like Nigerian love

anyway, my man must be romantic. it's a requirement