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interesting, Oyinbo men wear theirs.

not all bacon . . . the one i want don't cause heart attack. infact it's and they can't live without them

ummm, when next i speak with my Nne i must find  that out again o . she told me but i forgot  

Nwando, na me you dey talk about eh?

i want someone who can bring home the bacon (many bacon infact the fattest bacon) 

loaded everywhere pocketwise and thighwise

if you are based oversea, let me tell you what i do. when i buy my yam, i peel it right away, wash, cut  them in cookable size (like  you want to cook them), and put them in clean storage bag. Then put them in the freezer.

to cook frozen yam, just put them in a pot and add little water.

that's how i keep my yam from spoiling. My mom don't froze hers (that is because we wack it all straight away)

Also try it this way. wrap your half yam with lynon/storage bag and put it in the fridge. i have done something like this. But don't keep your yam for like two weeks.

leave my secret hidden, i don't know abt fotl but VS

what is balut? that na food? i don't want to be left behind.

@ debo
be ni now. pata nla ni ma fi fu wan tan fun e.
after good food (iyan ati efo riro pelu ewa agoyin), you too go dey wo pata nla  .

spoilt, add roast turkey to your list. naijans like that.

Warfy Boy:
i av always told my girl that my family koms first in anytin, i can easily get another wife there r plenty of them everywere, but mother, u only got 1 just one for life, u can't replace her!!!!! pretty difficult to judge now

good for you. hope her family koms first before you in anything too.

Hopefully time will come when women will make their father/mother come first

Next their husband. she can always remarry.

if i have a man whose mom comes first, then i'd REALLY make my mom and dad come first before him (he will take the second place outright).

it's only baby boys (not men) who will say their mom comes first, grow up bouncing baby boy.

i just remembered a thread where someone was saying in that particular tribe, the lady will pursue you and your mama out of your own house

D R,

i forgot to add,  only when the mother is _gone  

better yet one should develop that gbagbati

David said it all.
Girl, find your way o. Na small small the thing dey start. some guys don't know how to say no when it comes to their siblings or extended families because they want to be ''nice''

me na only son and no relative bobo i go take o 

because men won't let her be.

Seun:
@uspry1: why would a woman who values independence and doesn't want children want marriage?

Now Seun, tell us you don't toast a chick  or haven't toasted one since half of this year

she's been released. if i were her, i will go back home. hiss! what a crap! a teddy doll and a name of human long dead!
they don't have something better to do. bunch of hungry raggamuf.

maybe for cooling of thereby reducing grey. don't you know computer people age real quick with all that coca cola and junk food? so a lady by ya side would be of a great help. you know what i mean 

Seun:
I wonder what a young man who doesn't desire children right now needs a wife for.

Debo, i use VS not FOTL and am in the market  _{after we don settle down finish, na for one dollar store i go dey buy dross.}
Nwando, you so funny  i enjoy your post sister.

tuwo shinkafa

-Chinese Rice (that's what i use) or there is one call white rice
-Water.

Cook the rice (no salt) like you normally boil rice till very done and soft.
Once done, turn it with your wooden eba turner till smooth.

you are ready.

Tuwon Masara got two easy ways to make it.

2 ways to make Tuwo as in Tuwo masara or Semo.

-- Pour a small amount of water into your clean pot and put on fire

-- Pour some Tuwo powder in a bowl and add either cold or lukewarm water to it and stir till smooth (not too watery or thick).

-- Pour this into your boiling water and stir with your wooden (spatula)? the turning wood you use to turn eba

-- If too soft, add some more powder and turn till hardened.

It is cooked/ready when it is hard.

Another method using measuring cup:

-Pour 2 cups of water in a pot
-Add 1 cup of semo or tuwo powder and stir with your wooden eba turner till smooth
-Place on a medium heat stove and keep turning it (As it cooks, it becomes harden. . . if not harden to how you want it, add more tuwo powder).

your tuwo is ready when it is hardened (not like stone o)

Enjoy.

this debosky sef, him mind dey roam. so how do you know about Lingerie?  you think say na food wey person go dey throw piece this piece and that piece?

@Spoilt, i don send you list. no forget as pack garri for them David and co, me no dey eat garri so no forget my list o  .

Snails, bitter leaf, effirin, orishirishi for pepper soup, bonga, dried hausa fish, tinko, oporoko, magala, samia, yaji and Aya  .
the box never full o.

spoilt:
write your own list.

make my mouth watery. me like eja shawa and shokoyokoto vegetable

Spoilt, no forget me o as you dey do the sister christmas o.

Tiv yam o na im me want no forget o. gboko no too far

em em if you dey bring stuffs back, make me sef give you box to load egbin come o  

accept my box too (bo no be only debosky dey hungry)

oh i love that christmas rice  

davidylan:
as long as it says made in USA.   When we were small we thot anything made in USA was meant to be treasured like gold.

I think all the things in one dollar store are made in China

i think money (naira) is cool to give out than stuffs. so Spoilt bring money o

nwando:
there's this star toilet paper at Aba back in the day,it was almost like wiping oneself with the Boston Herald and the Atlanta Journal constitution all in one.

eyaa na so the place hard reach?

nwando:
LOL
I do feel like I know you ROFL.
I can bet you spoilt already has bought or is in the process of buying all these things.
Most women think alike.
I even go home with my own toilet paper.
don't want to come back with a tore up Jerusalem and Jericho
Air freshner.off and germ x are also a must have.

last but not the least 2 good powerful maglite flashlights with a pack of batteries.

davidylan:
Nwando, are u my auntie in disguise?
You just itemised the things just exactly the way she would. na wa o.

dear old cheap fruit of the loom. the average naija man no know the difference

How about you just go home with a small suitcase? my preference. If they ask for money tell them things are tough here too.

they will tell you where you got it from 

Seun:
nwando: thiefofhearts? do you really hate me that much?!?!

can't help it not laughing

Don't let Nnado hear you  

davidylan:
Nwando, are you one of the 5?
I disagree with that statistic, there are many many more out there. It only takes a lot more work to search them out.

People should just stop using others as domesticated human!!!


If anyone has a family using others, pls ask them to STOP!! no one should support the use of others pounding yam, cleaning and doing your bed for you.

when i look around me, am glad i see no one using others as slaves to clean and pack your shyte. Do It Yourself.

buhaaaaaahahahahahaha


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Quote from: almondjoy on Today at 03:50:22 PM
Talk about having brain! It is only people like you who think in terms of a glove compartment or as y'all say in Nigeria--a pigeon A-hole

davidylan:
how can a tiny pigeon have the anus of an ass?