₦airaland Forum

the poster is such a funny guy

almondjoy:
Yeah sure! Like it ever happened in the first place? Which sane woman will allow you to unbutton her in the office just like that and [b]allow you to start sucking her teats like a lactating she-goat eager to nurse her litter of puppies in the office? [/b]You are damn right because it never happened so get a grip and find you sleep number for the next 7 months. You aint getting "none" as my ebonic brothers and sisters wills say over here! Just continue to pack ice in your draws to keep things from swelling up for the next 7 moths or so!

And i don't understand what you mean

oko-omoge:
hmmm, i like this Babes are now voicing out.
You all got me wrong ladies, when I mean independent it goes beyond what you think, [b]Ladies in the house who grew up in the western world would understand what I meant.[/b]I know we have some real good babes in the town but whatz the general mentality of our Nigeria babes, let look at it from that perspective.
There are cases where I hang out with my female friends after close of work and hear how they bitterly complain about this issue.
It hurts them so badly when they see their female folks messing up.

the most hardest working pple are Nig ladies and women i'm sure.
wake up and go to the road side and see mama ade frying Akara. go to the bukas same thing. i'm sure their daughters are watching what mama is doing.

Exactly mamaput. . . For me, i just hate the idea of housegirl, houseboy, maids etc.

why should any family make someone else their maid in the first place?  maidship/houseboy/housegirl should be stopped. Do the work yourself.

Poster Dexlomo, tell your parents to stop having house helps. If you can come in here and post, am sure you and your siblings are older enough to do housework yourselves.

tinkerbery,

that's the Everly brothers my oyinbo friend told me. she gave me cd for the song so lovely and touching google the Everly Brothers and the song is there . it's an old song i think

Poster, it is good to dream. Who wouldn't want to be rich ? abeg contact any oil firm in PH . i will give you my number to keep

yes, to suck omu which is the milk he has been missing. NIDO too costly.

hear him: "I had little option but to suck those things,I sucked like I had not eaten in 5 days"

illusion2:
@Jairzinho,
You still yielded to temptation despite all the advise, shame on u !

D-reloaded:
In the states, all these mid 40 people are having twins and it's pissing me off.

Yeah they are. IVF is really helping them. Better chance for most too because they have not destroyed they body. Those carrying different dykes, beware. Those doing Abortion, beware.



[b]Then what do we expect? Did I not attend University in Nigeria? I know how many young girls never returned from the butcher tables of pre med students to get rid of unwanted pregnacies or those that ended up in hospital for one complication or the other. You can imagine what is happening now that "things have gone" high-tech. After interfering with the natural process of things? Not to talk of all the sleeping around with all the diseases out there--all in the name of "dating"!!!!!

Our parents ate healthy and mostly naturally grown foods, and even before the advent of Christianity in Africa--people were having babies left right and center--with all the Ogun and Sango worshipping. Now all we have available to us is Mcdonalds/"Mr Biggs" and some fake Chickens and Beef from China. It is going to get worse ladies. HAVE YOUR KIDS EARLY AND STOP HORSING AROUND!!!! You have enough time for that--but your reproductive years may never be recaptured once gambled away.[/b]


very well said, almondjoy.

upon all the good words they told you in here, you still went ahead and suck?? eyaa

so sucking was your hunger not banging? why didn't you suck your wife BTW if you were that hungry of sucking/really ready for breastfeeding?

Ndipe:
The people you meet either at departure lounges or on arrival halls are beginning to imbibe the culture of courtesy. Trolleys, though for hire are now available for the jaded traveler to cart away his luggage. Even the toilets are manned by professionals who say hi to you before use and after. (Some times they hide the tissue papers and make you pay for service.) Inside the airports, touting has been kept at bay. There are banks with ATM machines competing for the business of the Nigerian traveler, at most Nigerian airports now. Modern communications gadgets are on display at every nook and cranny displaying wares, arrival and departure times.

LOL lmbso why are they saying 'hi' ? well done should be the best abeg.
who even get time to ans the hi sef

so why should a toilet be manned? na wah!
i guess i need someone to fan me, tell me story when i dey for toilet

why are they hidding tissues? wetin make i use clean my yansh?

i laughed hard for this paragraph.

love naija  ke with all the bad roads, robbers that kill anyhow, no light, costly food, rusty zinc, garbage as Zuma rock, sufferings,  yeah love naija   

Nigeria is the place if one knows how to Thief.

Home is wherever the heart is.

they smell. their mouth ewwwwwwww

you cracking me up

almondjoy:
They will visit you in the "nursing home" feeding you applesauce since your dentures are soaking somewhere in a "tumbler"! Goodluck!

david is just too much,   making me laugh my head off here  .

make i go see dancing with the stars final . david, spoilt, nwando and almondjoy, nice having ya all here. una goodnight o.

o di Echi umu Nnem

LOL

davidylan:
change that thing there to "woman".

lol you so funny . but then it is not food abi? human can survive without it.

davidylan:
The virtuous woman in Proverbs 31 would have put up this post: "My husband wants it every night how do i say make it every 12hrs?"

david is really spoiling show in here  .

searching for it in cornfield, Nwando

quoting bible for banging? hahahaha. ewoo una fit kill person here o lol  

nwando:
My dear the hot ones are good o but sometimes,you pray he falls unconscious at nightime.

so i have to pray for the hot ones to come my way. but then i will have to report to NL too. ''my husband wants it every night how do i say No''?

david, david, david. . . don't make the guy go bug his wife o.

almondjoy:
Pray hard and make a special pilgrimage to Gaza for that!

am doing so o my sister .

at that rate, birthing go be every year thing. men sef!!! May the Lord gives me a cool one, amen.

am laughing real hard here too

washing beans doing it same time with belle?
i go die with laugh.

david, that was a nice christian book. i read it some years ago.

so how are the voilent taking it by force in this case?

laughing real hard at almondjoy and nwando.
i heard that is why there are polygamist in nig. if one get belle, go to the other.

Poster, help with shopping for baby. you will forget abt laying.

adding to what i have learnt so far. good one you all .

LOL

nwando:
They'll have to swim seven oceans and seven seas to get to God's own country.
And if they do make it,it would be a tussle between the sherrifs and and their German shepherds.

nwando, am willing to wear barqua.

i'm learning a lot in here 

Ify and spoilt, i agree with you both.

david, you are right. 1 year OPT is given to international student after their studies. he might have taken that route thinking he will have more years to work than going the only 1 year OPT route.

Poster,

Run four forty pls Mr. man wants his green card.

after all the yabis, am sure the poster will think again before fabricating tori for NLers lol. but then the yabis (teasings) still applies. They are on his head to carry along, true story or not

ummmmmmmm   you really love your green card o. i will be fasting and praying for you. infact i will talk to Fada in my church (that is Fada Ferdenard John Paul) for the prayers for you omo.

titosantin:
all what u guys need to do for me is to pray.both women are really angry with me.my lawyer is really talking to her lawyer looking for a way out.i accept my fault ,i never thot i would meet christina again.goin to jail is out of the question.GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!!!!!!.I know all the punishment that comes with these my lawyer expalined everthing to me.But negotiation is going on.let's hope Good news come  out of these.Thank u all

Hopefully the Finland lady won't finish him. that woman is waiting for him. the lady is really mad you just have to know how to speak/apologize etc to her. maybe invite her and your daughter down to nigeria. seeing the sufferhead for there will make her grant you your divorce. . . and then you can become a Monk for real atonement.

lol
sure it's an atonment  

romeo:
My brother just go back to the US and face your jail term or get back to her and make some peace or you will lose your daughter for life, 4 years jail term is nothing compared to the 7 years your daughter spent without seeing you

I hope you will settle this matter without running away cowardly like u did before