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he should look for another job with higher pay 
the bacon should be fat 

sister Nwando, make i borrow your word (bacon) bo .

em Ono,

So how do women behaves with their mouth?

@omoge:
I'm afraid I must ask for a translation of "walahai akwai kasuwa fa"!

true to God, there is business or honestly, there is business/market.
it's just an emphasis the Hausa business people uses that you trade more during Christmas time.

hope that helps drrionelli.

Posters,
you are all welcome. Our journey in life is full of memories. At one time or the other, we've got to share it.

Happy Christmas o

Omoge.

I haven't but i'd love to try it
how are you my paddy?

PTH:
Omoge must have some experience in slapping guys eh

who wouldn't be afraid to slap a whole first lady 

Nwando, am sure if were a first lady ummm in Africa, slapping would be fun .

by the way, some guys deserve slapping

remember Kerry's wife (Theresa) back then? shove it  God helped that guy. He too might have gotten a good slap, i mean real good one

wetin you do now? oga agba don knock you again? or the cold enter ya head and scatter something

PTH:
that's what happens when an unrefined village woman finds herself in the corridors of power by virtue of marriage.

the power of a woman sorry of a first lady

the 10k as in =N=10, Ten thousand naira, was that for Kpomo alone?  abeg ooo. i prefer oxtail to kpomo

ha!! mo gbe!! kilon wa mi si? OB, iwo na eh

aloib:
hey omoge, never knew yu were an ib babe, infact maybe i knew u sef, i was in command odgbo, lol, geez i just read a thread wer yu mentioned going to army day, thats wassup

soja for life

adoption at even 20years old  only in Nigeria  the thing get leg

real eewww
crookish, eye service, connish, liars, etc so much jo . but we still hang out with them right? yeah with shined eyes
open ya eyes and smell the coffee while it is yet to brew

haha

eh madam, just post your own recipe, thank you

sad. you see they want their women to have it. yet most of them don't feel good (some just pretend it's alright) when the lady is on top of the career game.
men sef wetin dey inside that their head

nwando:
A man with a bull dog spirit to make it, is wonderful.
It's the lazy and contented ones we're weeding out LOL

A woman can definitely make it despite the man but that marriage will get K leg
The man will be bitter,have low self esteem and turn on her.
That's usually the case

exactly!!! EXACTLY! I have seen that o in this obodo. if i had heard, i won't believe it. you are so right there Nwando.

lol at Nwando

nwando:
but omoge,a short man with good manners and great romantic skills and an excellent provider is alright.
That is a strike we can forgive if the other things are in place

It's just that short men can be so quick tempered

Nwando right there. it tells a lot. selfish with money and can't buy floss or the best toothpaste and mouth wash.
no deodorant and perfume carry sweaty body come toast?  
boxer sef go tear tire and the singlet go turn brown, yet them man get money hahahaha   the shorty thing sef   how you and the girl go dance on wedding day? how you go fit carry am sef climb stairs on the wedding night?  
ROFL  

all the money wey you get is nothing if your mouth is dorty with suya, eba, fufu, okporoko, oxtail, shaki, akara etc hanging around ya teeth. so guys watch out

my sister, am listening o. i dey listen well well. the bacon must be fat, sugary and salted

Richy, are you sure the car is not second hand? there are degree and there are degree

the time has come now 
why do women always want to marry up
why do they like men with money
why do they like men with cars
why do they why do they, wetin?

even though somebody was born with suffer, there is limit eh. they run around complaining that girls like men with money haba!!! na curse say make you poor? abeg bring in the biggest bacon and cow head even with the live abunna self o jare  .

that's what they are looking for. you mind them? lazy boys in men's clothing 

nwando:
All these unemployed or under employed men looking out to marry girls who already have their own funished houses and cars and all you bring is a "ghana must go"
Be rest assured that you came to do boi boi
you go wash plates and cook beans tire

Unless God intervenes.

someone has to do the housework abi
while someone is earning a living

Water get im level.

no support group for them  . if them shyt and no wipe well, fly must follow and trust the chicks will send them out

Nwando,

Thank you jare lol,   

who wan drink garri with fish wey chicken peri peri dey? abeg men, get money yanfu yanfu before you toast bo 

EloSela:


Some pics of my beautiful city. I hope they post!

why picture now? you wan make yahoo boys feel bad?

with you in it no copy and paste lol.

@darfur,

na true Nigeria don Yamutu ofone . Stingy UK is trying sha. Where is that bobo El sef?  

I have a question Elosela. why did you pick the ghetto to live when you could have come over my place in the dorms? eh eh ?  
oh you were broke. . . that's alright. Next time think of staying with me okay   then you go enjoy real life with no Train bugging ya sleep  

1 slice of wheat bread, 1 cheese, 1 cup of soy milk with a teaspoon of ovaltine in it
1 bottle of poland spring water

am hungry already

lol

scambater:
Low fat/carb cherry banana split from weight-watchers taste like shi^ I want my money back.

ayomifull:
@omoge thanks a lot you are a darling i can't wait to get home this xmas, xmas is definitely merry merry at home unlike here.

you are welcome . it's childhood memories

i can imagine bodija, sasa, dugbe etc now. is christmas still the same?? anyone spent christmas in Lagos/ibadan pls ans o.
those hausa malam at bodija and sasa sure do great business during christmas. i love their groundnut oil


walahai, akwai kasuwa fa

thanks that's also part of it.

christmas Eve, stew is made. start from the mid of month, family go shop for clothes, or stop by the tailor/fashion designer to collect your latest style.
morning of 24, you go to sasa (a good market for stew stuffs) to shop for tomatoes, atarodo, tatashe, tin tomatoes, oil and onions
father goes off to bodija for the live goat/agric fowl, tolontolon or cow.
mother goes off to bodija for the Uncle ben rice and asorted stuffs 
24 evening, while dad busy killing the fowl/goat, mother starts clean the tomatoes, tatashe and onion/rodo
once done cleaning, oya off to engine for blending then she boils it till thicken. meanwhile, mother collects all the ngwogwo for peppersoup 

the kids busy surrounding dad looking for little meat to roast.
if it is fowl, the kids are given the job of removing the feather
some kids get themselves busy with knockout, bisco etc 

lots of christmas music , etc.

after cleaning of the fowl/goat/cow meat, cooking is next, olalala the aroma is more than words can say 

once the meat is well cooked, ororo (vegetable oil) is place on fire for frying of the cooked meat.
next is making the real stew, nothing like christmas rice in nigeria always delicious.

christmas eve service at about 8pm or so. it continues till midnight depending on when the service started.
once sevice is ended everyone go in peace the service is ended but some start the fun beating drum and stopping over any known members home. ha, fun plenty o.
some people go home right after service.
early morning on 25th, mother start cooking rice, warming the large pot of stew. bean is also cooked some guys love their rice with beans.
kids start cleaning the whole place, re arrange everywhere in the house.
at 7am, get ready for church if possible. if not, stay in the kitchen with mother and watch her cook + run errands.
once everything is ready, most share food with other nearby neighbors. come see wacking and tasting.

then off to shower and dressing up with willy willy makeup kids always funny
later during the day, ojuju start coming out and you watch different fanfare from different tribes

my little childhood memory