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I'm wondering why oyinbos with their cnn came bugging the old woman in Kenya. oyinbo sef. Do they have to show the woman peeling corn and her fowls?

why didn't they show his maternal grandmother too?

Obama all the way

It's either Obama or Mitt.

McCain Hillary

That's my man. I will sure vote for him. Too cute to ignore

doyin13:
the Ladies say they love that in a man

No, thanks . No added calories

cute_N_hot:
water? you could at least get a glass of lemonade or orange juice.
am having
3frankfurters, 2 eggs
4 slices toasted bread, pasted with Anchor butter
a big cup of coffee and cherry Kool Aid mixed with squeezed orange juice.
_{its breakfast time}

Hillary is a player.

Hillary gave her supporters shovels to shovel snows. They all went to sleep after doing that hectic work of sholving snows. Woke up and gbosa Obama got it

They all doing a good job. Wish Nigeria politics was same

I miss real food. The ogbono, okra for here no dey draw

miss the morning smell of fresh bread and fresh stew for rice.

miss that rice tied in leaf what's the name sef?

miss suya, kwaruru (huge eyed beans), masa, kose da yaji

miss my grandma food. ofe ogbono with dried hausa fish, bonga, magala and tinco (dried meat)
miss my mom's food real bad.

miss adding tatashe and rodo to stews.

miss Idia Hall's life a lil bit sha.

Egg white topped with cheddar cheese blanketed in wheat bread.

drinking water with it.

wait till next christmas. long time. . . happy new year to you, 
yes, i enjoyed the festivities. used the break to catch up with classwork. though i had fun eating, drinking and taking part in church activities  .

Elgaxton:
Y'all abroad good for ya , This years xmas was extra cool men, Had fun toi the fullest.

Omoge So u've done what u p[romised me, na wah o u for just do am just for the xmas sha.


Hope u hgad fun though

LOL

iice:
Omoge na wah. . .eyah

Must they resort to violence to send their messages across? Africa sef!

lol

well it's not nigerian that's why.

i tasted it from some India coursemates of mine. anyway, i will try and post one for you soon. . .when am done with what i have on hand . pray i find the paper it was written on

my roommate once posted her pix online. she also posted it on a dating site.
A guy started toasting her and she refused the guy. i don't know how the guy did it but he turned her picture into something else. . . lol.    a clown with reddish large nose, very huge eyes, reddish thin lips, and long neck. he also did her hair white like an old woman (she is white with a very long darkish hair). the guy enlarged her entire body to look like a 300 lb.

she was shocked and started crying. i came in from class and saw her crying. Really i felt for her and asked her to report the person. she did just that. the guy didn't stop but posted more huge and tallish pictures of her over the internet. i laughed real hard while consoling her. really i couldn't help not laughing at the oyinbo girl. asking myself why should you go post your pix online anyway? it was soooooooooo funny. all our roomies blamed her for posting her pix online. well, i don't know what happened but she told me she took off her pix and never use the site again.

anyone can post their pix if they want. Apart from being shy, i just don't like showing my pretty face to avoid pest 

i heard the kids in Nig use the laptop to surf the net for porns

forget laptop! give them text books and classrooms.

R.I.P Lady Benazir Bhutto .

Elgastin abi na Elgaxton, you dey dream world?? abi the rice and goat meat too much?? did you soak anything like sapele water at all?

who called you? abeg ooo na ghost voice you hear no be me. 

i have told you my cell phone fell inside the bathtub and since then i have been trying to dry the thing.
hope to buy a new phone this year. till then, keep ya hope alive and hang in there.

having a cheesy teeth does not mean the mouth smells. some might be due to excessive coffee. oyinbo people drink coffee a lot. . . i guess that's why their teeth are yellowish.

there are some with whitish teeth yet smelly and malodorous mouth than those with yellowish cheesy colored teeth.

i have come across some with beautiful set of white teeth yet when they open their mouth, whosai  

some people don't just know to brush their teeth and tongue. people should brush from tip of the tongue to deep inside the tongue.
my dad taught me to first scrape the tongue before you brush it helps a great deal.

you too funny Omunwummi

see you all after the odun. you all take care and be happy . E mu ra o.

ki fila pe lori,
ki bata pe le se,
ki rice ati eran pe ninu enu wa, aseeeeeeeeee o.

ti e ba jeun tan, ema se gbagbe ola o.


see u all around

ummm, o pari

cookery DVD for a nigerian man that expects you to do the cooking? forget it and don't waste ya money.

Leilah:
domineering
[b]exessively randy
lazy
unfaithful
ungrateful
forgetfulagressive
inconsiderate
violent
loud
big drinkers
manipulating
greedy
liars
women teasers
never forgiving
judgemental
super male ego that can't be touched
opinionated
unromantic
expect women to wait on them hand and foot etc etc etc[/b]


thankfully my 'ojelije' only speaks for one or two minors in the above! like lazy and forgetful.

Generally, I reckon about 70% carry the above characteristics.

Terrible 

ifyalways:
hmmmmn otele am so surprised?why all the bitterness,its so uncalled for

nwando you know see the stress _{one of my reasons for choosing the uncircumcised} i no fit shout .

definitely 
u made me laugh as i remember that thread laughing real hard 

ogrebuga:
Was wondering if d-reloaded was talking about nigerian guys or some people from mars, until otele and jayvin walked in that is, shame just dey catch me as i dey read the thread
But one thing's for sure, nigerian guy were raised by nigerian women, for nigerian girls.

how bad can that be 
it's like saying momma raised you bad because you are going to end up or be with a Niaja girl 
i laugh tired

hehehe

Nwando, no hungry o as long as we marry up .

but sha, na so we go tell them say we dey hungry for here or else phone will be ringing around the clock

me am not asking you guys o, you must bring in the bacon. . . not just any bacon (the ikebefull and fattest one)

oziomatv:
)
Even you omege ibu onye igbo? nna men you girls are confussing
any way onweghi ihe joro njo no na afo enyi.
dalu nwinyi be anyi.

see me see trouble o

the agent is my saviour

if i no travel to america today, i will travel to america tmr.

lol. what consequences? slap me back? then we go dig am
good to know. yes o cold and terrible . can't wait leave for break

eat less raw onion, drink more water, scrape and brush the tongue real good.

gloria in excelsis deo

nwando:
Thank Jehovah from whom all blessings flow

Na so nwanem. really full blown lady . full on every side from up there to down there .
(make i add jara)