₦airaland Forum

I travelled to Churchill New zealand, when earthquake shook d building wey i dey i sharply remember say No place like home.



#[/quote]That got me laughing...

No matter the issues and insecurity we might have as a country it is the only place I can call home with a sense of belonging.I have never thought of going to South Africa and i will never visit that country.The country is develop but most of her citizens are hostile toward people from not only Nigerians but other African countries..

iambijo:
Good leader R.I.P sir

rest in which peace ..he will never rest in peace..both him and the rest that have made milked Nigeria dry over the years..which peace..he is in Hell.

pennywys:
Knight of Saint John International doing their things in a very beautiful way
I cant wait to belong to this group, please who will love to be my lady knight?

so na church buria parade be this..i think sey na so Nigeria police they bury their fallen heros oooooo!!..hmmmm!!dem try welll well

propertyarena:
let her approach any motherless babies home and make her intention known.
they will take it up from there.

Thank you

how much?

lovely right up..if only our Nigerian men could be this romantic without having their African ego getting in the way..

SpecialAdviser:
I have said before that it seems Yorubas don't seem to understand how stubborn the northerners are.

The only way out of this is for them to get aggressive to demand for a break up like the Igbos. Such aggression will push the north to call for a round table discussion.

Their best bet is restructuring. If you don't place the price high, you cannot sell at a good bargain.

nice one

ayoolanr:
Well, if I were the man, that boy would still be like a son to me!!! DNA can't break the bond!''

i concur..however, i will dissolve the marriage with the mother and continue the father son relationship..after all, people adopt children and love them as their own.

dotman4real007:
I will kill that woman and if I can't kill her myself I will hire assassins, one way or the other she must die!!!!!!!!!

cool down..if you kill her then you will land in jail..haba! how do you know you are even the son of your father self...so many people on this forum might be children of other men but they dont know becos they had not done any DNA..so we should just pray we are not among the statistics..LOL..pls dont quote me oo,,na joke i dey joke ooo.

what about the one from TBS TO BERGER?

Vavana:
Do I look like philanthropist.

nice answer..opportunist full this nairaland die.Dem nor dey hear sey person get small money for account..this is the reason why almost all Nigeria are not honest with the amount of cash in their savings..becos lot like this will come with their lazy bags of problems.

This useless PHCN ..They brought N25,000 bill without light providing light for 3 weeks. God will punish PHCN.

Hello, a friend of mine , SHE IS 36 years old has always wanted to adopt a child. .She is looking at starting her family my adopting a baby girl to call her own. The questions: is she eligible as a single working class lady to adopt a child in Nigeria..secondly, what are the processes involve.

Exactly what happened to my late cousin..Jehova witness too..she dies from excessive blood lose after childbirth.she also she declined to take the blood transfusion because her religion forbids it..what a waste.

so na so MMM take use style crash.! i though they are back..nai be sey my friend money don go be that.

yemsai:
Doctors in the house pls help my frnd..she has been on her period since 30th of january till now.

It also happend 2 her early december..(she menstruated for more than 2 weeks) her normal period lasts for 4-5days.now she is very worried and she hasn't been using any drugs.

She was sick some weeks ago nd was given only injections..could this be d possible cause?if not pls wat is causing it? And what can she use 2 stop it? Thanks
Tho she will b going to see a doctor today..

i had similar problem some time ago..i went to see a Gyno and discovered it was infection..menstrual irregularities could be caused by many things..e.g Fibroid, infection etc.Tell her to see the Doc immediately so that she does not become Anemic.

Juicypot247:
Marriage is for better you stay, for worse you run o. It has turned to a deception tool by men to pleasure themselves while holding women in bondage.

You can't cheat on him but he can cheat on you without any regret, you can't raise your hands against him but he can pull your teeth off. That's why I'll never encourage marriage. Just screw them, have a child if you want and dump them.

No man is worth the headache. If you can't abstain, get a Love Machine and masturbate to porn.

babe i feel you..our men are not just encouraging at all.

eki2000:
Assuming you received this # ALERT from your bank:
"Dear Customer #10,000 has been deducted from your account 002163.....**** for President Muhammed Buhari's trip to UK
.It's your donation in support of his medical bills in London ... THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH US.
Question: What Will You Do
I will set the bank ablaze.

Jaabioro:
My brother I get luck.. because both are very close to me and well to do, in fact they've once help me financially.. but they never listen to my prediction on MMM

I be girl ooo! you are not the only one that have referred to me has a boy..abeg my monika dey show male or female?..its confusing.

Jibril659:
Your husband will rot in prison
Quote me if you're a Mor.on.

He will not rot in prison..if Nigeria IS really practicing democracy then the Igbos should be allow to have a referendum so that this biafra issue can be layed to rest once and for all.You dont like the Igbos, yet you dont want them to go..where do you stand here..One Nigeria? that a section of the country are treated as first class citizens while the rest are second and third class citizens..is that the Nigeria you want...they are asked for restructuring ..you guys dont want it..then what do you want..just living like this till the world forget that there is a country called Nigeria. I am not Igbo but i believe justice and fairness should be played here..

stupid

i see..so what next?

BrutalJab:
Useless Animals called Nigerian Army.


May BH finish all of you animals

HABA! that prayer too harsh ooo!..sey you know sey if boko boys finish our armies na we be next?

Jaabioro:
I mean both husband and wife with different account.. they persuaded me.. I no gree oo

THEN YOU GET LUCK.

Raytech2010:
```*SINCE PONZI SCHEMES AND NETWORK MARKETING HAVE TAKEN OVER!*```
*I think it’s time we educated Nigerians; it’s time we let everyone know that PONZI SCHEMES OR NETWORK MARKETING is not a ‘GET RICH QUICK’ business. They are just like other businesses out there, where people make money in a gradual process.*

*What am I saying? This is what am saying; Many people don’t Understand Ponzi or network marketing yet they are the first people you will see when you enter any new website; you want to ask what I mean by saying many people “DON’T UNDERSTAND”. Yes I will explain.*
*Let me first talk about some of the factors that we all need to consider before Joining, Investing or Venturing into either PONZI OR NETWORK MARKETING:*

*{RISK} If you’re joining any Ponzi scheme or Network Marketing, always have it in mind that it’s a 50/50 game i.e. maybe you lost or gain. When you’re losing, you lost everything and if you’re gaining, you gain more than what you expect. {In a nutshell; it’s no one’s fault when you lost or gain}.*

*Always Join Ponzi or Network Marketing with your spare money; it’s strongly advised that you do it with your spare money and your spare money alone.*

*Do not borrow your starting capital; reason is you’re about to take a risk which you don’t know what the outcome will be, so it’s not advisable that you should borrow money while starting any Ponzi scheme or Network marketing. (Note: No matter how small your starting capital may be, if you know what you’re doing and you understand the basic rules and regs; am telling you that you will make more money than what you expect)*
*For Example I start Network Marketing with just 6,000NGN and today I’ve gotten something to be proud of, from that small money.*
*Also; don’t borrow anyone his/her starting capital.*

*When introducing anyone to Ponzi, do not collect money from them, telling them that you will help them to run it and don’t let anyone give you money to help them. Tell people about it, tell them the benefits and the risk involve but don’t collect money from them. Make sure they do with their own hands and with a sound mind and complete memory; Reason is when it’s bounce back and the result turn out to be negative they might wanna hold you responsible and start asking you to refund their money which you didn’t spend.*

*Once you understand these simple rules you won’t get into trouble in Ponzi schemes or Network Marketing.*

*Let me now talk about the most annoying part of the whole thing.*
*It’s heartbreaking when I hear or see people calling Website owners scammers; it’s so annoying.*
*Of a truth there are a lot of them out there, a lot of Nigerian youths who are IT Guys have turned their attentions to the creation of Ponzi scheme websites, we have new ones coming up on daily basis, maybe due to the harsh economic situation of the country.*

*Am not saying all of them are real and please don’t think am writing because I own a Ponzi scheme website. NO…. Am just a lifelong entrepreneur who take out a lot of time to study various businesses before venturing into them.*

*What am saying is let’s stop calling this guy’s scammers; this are people who can think outside the box and they came up with something that can benefit everyone, only if Nigerians are wise enough to follow the lay down rules and regs.*

*Me as person I see this guys as enthusiastic humanitarian specialists who wanted to overcome the routine and create a world that would act in the market not only for business success but for the sake of humanitarian and financial empowerment services.*

*I will explain.*
*This guy’s spend money to design websites, getting good hosting and all that. From my findings I get to know that setting up a good and reliable website will cost something between 80k to 110k; meaning websites don’t grow like trees, people spend money, time and ideas to bring up this sites.*

*After all that maybe they benefit little much higher than ordinary participant in the platform. They benefit more because it’s their investment, Idea, time and all.*

*Now who are the real scammers?*
*Those people who put their idea, money and sweat together to help people in need or those people who will see a new platform and join, then after getting their first payment they disappear without recycling, for example the platform says {10k for 20k} and you register pay your 10k and you got 20k, remember two people paid you. Then when you leave without recycling, without providing help again after getting help, who pay those people that donated to you?* *This websites don’t generate money, they only help in circulating the money.* *Then when you leave after getting help and you didn’t think about those who donated to you, you’re the real thief, you’re the real scammer, You're selfish. Stop calling the innocent people scammers and be honest with yourself.*
*STOP ROBBING INNOCENT PEOPLE OF THEIR MONEY AND OBEY THE LAW OF SUSTAINABILITY.*
*Recycle after getting help, Keep the system alive by providing help again after getting help.*

*Recycling is very important in any Ponzi scheme.*

*I Support RECYCLING.*

*Do you support RECYCLING?*

*If you do, then share this message and let’s educate people together.*

It is definitely rubbing peter to pay paul.

Shrekjhon:
Its just simple Maths! Everyone wants to collect their 2016 mavro or whatever they call it at the same time then who pays who! Now you provide new money and then U get bit by bits of your 2016mavro! How is that hard to take?

Leave those doing mmmm the hell alone! Jesus Christ! I have a friend that has over 6million in it already! Just leave them alone and then if they learn the hard way it is not your business not your money! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

How can you say this despite peoples experiences with MMM you still want them or others to invest more money into this evil scheme..what kind of human being are you? wickedness is what i call this..so because your friends has six million stuck in MMM others should them be use as the sacrificial lamb to bail the old Mavro out abi?...your statement is not only pathetic but insensitive to the victims of this evil you call business...this is really rubbing peter to pay paul. MMM is evil..i told my friend to avoid MMM but she didn't listen to me now her N600,000 she invested is stuck there since last year..and here you are telling us that MMM is white and not the black that we are seeing it for..POSTERITY WILL JUDGE YOU and your other MAVRODI GUILDERS for this wickedness.

Jaabioro:
Together they want to change the world and together they put some you in retrogressive mode.. I told my closet friends anyway he hasn't declared to me how much he invested, all it would be close to 3m naira...God have mercy

3m million? That is not possible the maximum limit to invest in MMM is 2 million.

money with no class.

APC supporters..wey una dey self? sey una don see wetin sei Baba sei Buhari don cause? Fayose said it back then, that this man is not medically fit to rule Nigeria but u guys shut him up? Now he has won but cannot rule because he is not in a good state of mind to rule especially a country like Nigeria..this will teach everyone a lesson that when next a candidate is being selected, you guys should do your own vetting before endorsing such candidate nad not taking everything they tell you hook line and sinker.
I hope we are not going to see another Yar'dua episode enfolding soon..I pray for president Buhari for quick recovery but i think it is better for him to resign so that he can face his health issues without dragging the whole country down with him.