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ChuzzyBlog:
Controversial journalist, Kemi Olunloyo has been charged with cyber crime on account of a recent post in which she accused David Ibiyeomie, a pastor based in Port Harcourt, the capital of Rivers State, of adultery.

Ms. Olunloyo, a daughter of former Governor Victor Omololu Olunloyo of Oyo State, had posted a letter written by a member of Mr. Ibiyeomie’s church in which the pastor was accused of a series of carrying out an adulterous relationship with actress Iyabo Ojo.

She will remain in detention until March 23, 2017, when she is scheduled to appear in court for a bail hearing


SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com.ng/2017/03/kemi-olunloyo-to-remain-in-detention.html

lalasticlala, ijebabe, mynd44

badassProdigy:
The boss lady, Tboss was an Abuja corper in 2014, but her fans are finding it difficult to believe that she was below aged 30 by then... 

Read below:


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/bbnaija-this-rare-photo-of-tboss-during.html?m=1

MasterofNL:
- There has been serious apprehension in many communities in Nigeria following constant invasion by herdsmen

- Benue state has been one of the most hit with many inhabitants and killed while others have become refugees

Some communities in Benue state are currently in mourning after an alleged attack by Fulani herdsmen.

Currently, not less than 30 bodies of killed indigenes and residents, including that of the secretary of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Buruku local government area, Mr Ter Ashirga, have been recovered

The dead, according to the New Telegraph, include a tax collector and four refugees.

They were allegedly killed on Sunday at Abuku, a crossing point on River Buruku, and dumped at the bank of the river.

The APC chieftain was allegedly murdered when the Fulani herdsmen stormed his village at Mbagbaan, Tombo in Buruku. The report said he was shot alongside some of his kinsmen.

After his death, the village was razed down making many inhabitants to flee leaving their farmlands. After the attack, the herdsmen reportedly brought their cattle into the farmland to eat up what was left.

It was learnt that over 3,000 houses were deserted with the inhabitants leaving their properties and foodstuff.

The report said those who fled the troubled area are now camped in Gboko, the traditional headquarters of the Tiv nation, and Katsina-Ala, as refugees.

The scene has been visited by Governor Samuel Ortom and members of the state security and executive council for an assessment of the security and humanitarian situation.

Condemning the killing, the governor called on the people to avoid any revenge. He also called on the federal government to assist the state to end the crisis.

The governor tasked the people of the state to always report any suspicion and further attacks.

https://www.naij.com/1093543-30-bodies-recovered-benue-community-herdsmen-attack.html

sarrki:
Jubilation across Nigeria

God keep our president

I pity wailers and enemies of state today

I know they are in a state of quagmire

CastedDude:
Nigerian Guy Jumps Into A Gutter To Celebrate Barcelona's Historic Victory

Photos of a young man who celebrated in style after Barcelona made an incredible comeback in the history of UEFA Champions League -are currently trending online. Barcelona decimated PSG 6-1 on their home turf yesterday after a 4-0 defeat three weeks ago in Paris.

According to multiple online reports, this young in a bid to celebrate jumped into a gutter filled with dirty water after Barcelona progressed into the quarter final of the Champions league.

What an "epic" way to show your love for your club.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/nigerian-guy-jumps-in-gutter-to.html

modestofynest:
From his name olarewaju South West na them na carry APC matter for head like gala e never start shey na una jagaban put us for this mess for picking buhari, we are watching in 3D

JamieNaija:
Controversial nollywood actor, Uche Maduagwu earlier today slammed Cool FM presenter, Daddy Freeze, saying he should focus on his OAP job and stop pulling Men of God down.


He shared the above photo of Uche using one photo wearing a particular Tshirt to make almost all his posts on Instagram and wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/BRWDu7yAqU3/?hl=en

http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/03/oap-freeze-shades-actor-uche-maduagwu.html

Ogashub:
A Nigerian guy from the North has caused an outcry after he took to Faceboook to congratulate his cousin who had just wedded a very young girl as his bride.

Alfa Bolondes, on Facebook, even had the effrontery to reply those who challenged him by saying, “once she’s been penetrated, she’ll no longer be a girl“.

This has caused a stir on social media with many people disdaining the so called culture. See more photos below and share your thoughts:

http://ogashub.com.ng/once-shes-been-penetrated-shell-no-longer-be-a-girl-northern-man-who-married-a-very-young-girl-says/

Babalawos:
OGUN VS ORUNMILA
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According to lwori-Ogunda, God admonished Ogun when he fell from grace otter contriving the assassination of Orunmila.
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Ogun was very poor and his guardian spirit advised him to request Orunmila to prepare lfa for him. Orunmila refused on the ground that Ogun would try to kill him in an ultimate show of ingratitude.
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Ogun begged Orunmila several times but on each occasion, the latter refused to oblige.
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Eventually, Ogun reported the matter to the Divine Council of God where all present accused Orunmila of being uncharacteristically hard-hearted.
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In his verdict, God Commanded Orunmila to prepare Ifa for Ogun.
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Orunmila agreed to carry out the injunction but predicted that God would Himself be a witness to the ultimate manifestation of Ogun's ingratitude.
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Orunmila proceeded to perform the ceremony which lasted seven days. Before finalizing the ceremonies, war broke out between llakporo (Hadlmand Aminikun (Ere bus) on the sixth day and being the divinity of war, Ogun had to leave for battle before completing his lfa ceremonies.
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He fought both sides into submission and returned home with over 600 prisoners of war, all carrying the spoils and loots of war.

On getting home, Ogun began to ponder over the hidden powers that Orunmila wielded.
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He thought to himself that if the ceremony performed by Orunmila could so efficaciously transform his lot from penury to affluence, what would such a fellow-divinity do to him the day he decided to dare him.
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Ogun then contrived a strategy for the elimination of Orunmila.
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He invited his soldiers and gave them detailed instructions to go to Orunmila' s house in the night not only to set it on fire but also to kill anyone trying to escape from the blazing inferno.
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Traditionally, Orunmila's house is next to God's in heaven, which-is why he Is called Ajiborisha Kpero - meaning: "the divinity who goes to greet God first thing in the morning."
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God's house is all white with a white flag in front of it. On the other hand, Orunmila' s house Is painted with black dyestuff with a palm frond In front of it.
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Ogun told his followers to bum the dark coloured house without telling them who owned or lived in it.
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Meanwhile at his usual morning divination, Ifa revealed to orunmlla that war was imminent and that he should without delay offer a he-goat, white native chalk, charcoal, white cloth and palm-frond to Esu.
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He quickly sent Akpetebi to the market to fetch the materials and he made the sacrifice without any delay.
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Late in the night. when everyone had Slept. Esu got to do the work for which food had been given to him. He turned the colour of Orunmila's house to white and inserted a white flag in front of it. At the same time, he turned the colour of God's house from white to black and Inserted a palm-frond in front of it.
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At this point, it is important to recall the proclamation of Esu that although he has no creative powers, he can nonetheless mutilate whatever God has created or designed.
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After everyone had slept. Ogun's soldiers moved in to attack. They had no difficulty in locating the black house with the palm frond In front of it. They instantly set it on fire and took position to attack whoever would come out of it.
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When God saw that His house was on fire, He commanded the fire to extinguish because. "it is forbidden to do any damage in the house of God - "Aikoro lule Orisa." The fire was instantly extinguished.
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God then asked Ogun 's soldiers what it was all about and they explained that they were acting on Ogun's instructions. He asked which house they were instructed to set on fire and they further explained that it was the dark-coloured house with palm-frond in front of it.
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God immediately realized what had happened and used Divine Telephonic Telepathy to invite Ogun and Orunmila to His Divine Chamber.............. to be continued
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Babalawo

Kolababe:
This afternoon, Dave Sucre, shared this screenshot of a pastor who sent him a dm asking him out. According to Sucre, he has been getting lot of these kind of messages. See the screenshot below....

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/02/makeup-artist-dave-sucre-exposes-pastor.html

ipreach:
I have been thinking since afternoon because of somethings I have being experiencing. I had a pregnant colleague in the office whom I always tell that she was carrying a baby boy in her womb but she blatantly told me that scam showed that it was the opposite but I refuse to accept the scam result, reason being that anytime I saw her I feel the presence of a boy.

Guess what.

Today she called that my prophesy has came to pass. She has given birth to a handsome BBB.

This is the fourth time I am predicting the gender in a pregnant woman and non has failed.

I have also predicted events, different type of sporting activities and all have been perfect.

My question now is.

Have I been called by God to be a prophet or is it just normal to other people?

Should I go and open a prophetic ministry?

Please, advice me.

chordrylateral:
How do they cope if it start raining~

LivingHuman:
Reno Omokri has said that the phone call between President Buhari and Donald Trump indeed took place and is good for Nigeria.

According to him, the said call will boost US/Nigeria relations.

He also asked Nigerians not to allow hatred for President Buhari to affect their love for Nigeria.

He tweeted "Don't allow hatred for @MBuhari affect your love for Nigeria. The @realDonaldTrump/@MBuhari call indeed took place and is good for Nigeria!"

"I salute both Presidents Donald J. Trump and Muhammadu Buhari for their call which expressed a willingness to boost US/Nigeria relations. More of this"

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/02/buhari-trump-call-reno-omokri-reacts.html

sophiawisdom:
Can You Lick Your Lover's Blood?

A month ago I had a cut on my foot and without thinking my boyfriend licked my blood. I was so surprise, I don't expect him to do that. I was like "is it because he loves me or what". It is so abstract to me. Can you lick your lover'so blood?

HungerBAD:
Some people will not like this.

But hey,the man says he wants more rest days which he is constitutionally entitled to.

I also know some children of hate,will come on this thread to say President Buhari is dead. For those wishing him dead,back to sender as nobody is dying this year.

Anybody wishing President Buhari any kind of ill luck HOLY GHOST FIRE.

Evans407:
This got me wondering honestly, if i don't go to Church and am a believer, will it affect my relationship with God?

tit:
Why he liedown like bubu for hospital?

Untainted007:
Wow, God will continue to give you more knowledge, wisdom and understanding. But most importantly, education is very crucial. Education is the key.

amebo101:
Ifeagwu Kalu, also known as Eskimo, 34; Nkeiru John Iwuoha, also known as Damage, 40; Chukwu Ogbonnaya, 26; and Onyebuchi Kalu, have been arrested for allegedly raping and terrorising women at Elughu Nkporo and its environs. .

It was learnt that the suspects had taken their turn on some village women and some NYSC members, during their rape escapade. The Commissioner of Police in Abia State, Mr. Adeleye Oyebade, said the suspects have confessed to the crime and would soon be charged to court.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-rsIq1rloYEM/WI0Wqsp5U2I/AAAAAAAAMVM/mEiRAnQOcts8Aq9IT2-SwgcnWUfaCtLWQCLcB/s400/doc.jpeg[/img]

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/01/four-arrested-for-gang-raping-nysc.html

praizblog:
Resolute Bovi Resists Emotional Blackmails from Nigerians, Insists He Is Not Going To Join 2face In The
Nationwide Protest Against The FG ...See what transpired between him and his fans below


Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/01/bovi-insists-he-is-not-going-to-join.html?m=0

KONJIKILLER:
Good day, Nairalanders, I don't know what the females here have to say about this but I'll gladly welcome any criticism.

So there's this girl, Sharon(not her real name), I met her November last year. Ok, she's smoking hot, very attractive and absolutely smart. We got so close and told each other a lot of things, darkest secrets, and stuff she wouldn't even tell her mom. She concluded that we become best friends but deep down, I wanted more than that because I was already falling, I just didn't know what to say. Every time we talked on the phone, it was usually for more than 30minutes that my friends would be wondering if we were dating, even my close pals made fun of me that I was being friendzoned. One night in December, I called her and from the way I was talking to her, a normal girl would catch the cruise that a nigga was flirting although it wasn't obvious. After the call, I texted her that I had something to tell her but then, I just told her I'd say it later. She laughed and told me she knows what's up with me but that she's been waiting for me to spit it out. I asked how she knew, she said by behavior towards her and everything was obvious that I had these feelings for her. She added that I should be patient and not rush it, I was totally relieved, even my buddies said 'she go gree, no worry, the babe like you die'.


Guys, from that day, I've been treating this girl like a queen, buying her stuff, calling her and doing the regular things a boyfriend would do, hoping she'd eventually agree to date me. Her mom even saw the stuff I bought her, she asked her if we were dating and she told her we were talking about it. All these events happened late last year and she still hasn't made a brother happy. The last time we talked about it was on the 30th of December and she specifically told me she had feeling for me but that "she wants to get her emotions right". Sister what does that mean now?

We stepped into the new year, the first week passed, so did the second week, she hasn't said a word about "US". Her birthday is coming up in two weeks and I plan on confronting her day before her birthday to know exactly what she wants with me.

Am I moving too fast? Am I impatient? Some of my friends are saying she might be too shy to say the three letter word, that I should try and make a move by kissing her or something. NAIRALANDERS, what am I missing

9jaCelebsVids:
YEMI ALADE TWERK HERE TO WIZKID SONG AS SHE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAh-0V3lHVk

HungerBAD:
May all you guys have a wonderful Christmas.

Remember this is a season of love and for giving. So make sure you shoe your neighbors some love.

Call that guy/lady you have been beefing,and be the adult and just forgive them.

Do not drink and drive,and please be responsible when you have fun on Christmas day.

Anybody that is first to post a picture of Christmas Rice and Stew on this thread,gets N10,000 recharge cards.

It has to be a real picture. Not some copy and paste pix from the Internet.

God bless you guys as you Celebrate your Christmas.

Unto us a child is born,unto us a son is given. As you celebrate the birth of the saviour today,I pray that you will experience the essence of his birth in your life in Jesus name. Happy Christ celebration

Ifexxy:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-HAQdhv7DgxM/WFmx1kuzWiI/AAAAAAAAOiU/Vbc_nBMKwnQ/s640/Insta-image-14.jpg
It looks like grabbing of butts is the latest trend....

http://thearticleng..com/2016/12/another-husband-to-be-grabs-wife-to-be.html

examhall:
https://mobile.twitter.com/JustineSkye/status/811050375008567300?p=v

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https://360jamng.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Justine-Wizkid.jpg
Wizkid ’s last known girlfriend Justine Skye has been tweeting in her feelings.
The singer on Twitter in series of tweets appears to be battling heartbreak. She wrote, “I don’t mind, you ain’t mine. Falling in love is embarrassing”. In another post, the 21 year old wrote, “You don’t know your own strength until you need to use them”

According to reports earlier this month, Justine Skye and Wizkid have called it quits. The reports adds that Wizkid went to find solace in the arms of his first baby mama, Oluwanishola who was in the States with him for about a week alongside their son Boluwatife.
Wizkid, Oluwanishola and Boluwatife have since returned to Nigeria for Christmas.

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Source: http://360jamng.net/heartbreak-falling-in-love-is-embarrassing-justine-skye/

Mrop:
In case you missed it, the lady had earlier trolled the OAP over his posts about fake pastors and tithes,

https://www.nairaland.com/3520925/lady-writes-open-letter-freeze

In a bid to reply her, he took to his IG account to share:

"This girl @hiltexx came to insult me and troll my last post. As a man of God I won't insult her, instead she should send me her account details so I can transfer N20k to her for some food and new clothes.
Merry Christmas to her in advance."


https://www.instagram.com/p/BOE5pFNgJ8H/?hl=en

PrettyCrystal:
Former governor of Abia state; Orji Uzor Kalu -toady paid a visit to the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB); Nnamdi Kanu in Kuje Prison, Abuja. The duo engaged in a very long encouraging discussion. According to the ex governor, Nnamdi Kanu is his brother and shouldn't be where he is because Kuje Prison is not his home.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/12/orji-uzor-kalu-visits-nnamdi-kanu-in.html

NairalandDSS:
When you are in the company of a very beautiful woman, you tend to go into a trance. All your thoughts, words and actions revolve around her. She will soon become the center of your universe.That is how you get carried away. Remember the fact that beauty is only a turn on. Once a relationship starts, there are many other factors that come into play.From compatibility to co-operative spirit, many other aspects come into play to make a relationship successful. If you just crave for her beauty then you may or may not take the right decision.Here are some things that man needs in a relationship.

Things that a man needs in a relationship are:

1.There Should Be A Soul-To-Soul Connection: Relationships are not about rolling on the bed with your partner forever. There should be a connection at some other level apart from the physical one.

2.There Should Be Compassion: She is as beautiful as an angel. But does she have compassion? Will she be able to forgive your mistakes? Well, in the long run, nobody could be perfect. We all make mistakes but your peace depends upon how tolerant your partner is.

3.Her kind heartedness: This world is filled with only two types of people. Some are givers and some are takers. The takers are selfish people who never give. The givers are selfless people who keep giving everything to others. So, finding a kind hearted selfless woman is more important.

4.Is She A Listener: Listening is a skill. Not everyone can be a good listener. When you are expressing your anguish or frustration, if she simply walks away without listening, you might feel abandoned. So, find a good listener who can also be with you to face the ups and downs of life.

5.Empathy: Empathy is a quality which allows human beings to realise the problems of others. If your woman is too concerned about her own comforts, she can’t show empathy.

6.Intellectual Wavelength: In order to keep a conversation going, you need intellectual compatibility. Check on that first.

7.Resolving Fights: Fights and disagreements are common in any relationship. But how well you solve them is more important. If you are able to resolve disagreements amicably without getting abusive, then you might click. Otherwise, even if she is extremely beautiful, your relationship may not go too far.

These are the things that a man needs more than beauty.

http://www.jeloser.info/2016/12/things-that-man-needs-more-than-beauty.html
MYND44 LALASTICLALA

TunezMedia:
DJ Cuppy, the daughter of billionaire oil mogul, Femi Otedola, has made her marriage wish known.

Cuppy hinted this much via her snapchat handle where she shared a snap tagged “I want a wedding”.

This post and her earlier post of a loved-up photo of herself with Nigerian International and Westbrom striker, Victor Anichebe, lend credence to the fact of the brewing love case between the duo, as well as sparking rumours of an imminent wedding date.

Tho Anichebe has been mum about the relationship, Cuppy’s social media posts confirm it has remained steady. She has continued to show solidarity for the soccer star and his club, and also with her England visits.

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/12/dj-cuppy-wants-to-get-married-pics.html


Lalasticlala Fynestboi Ijebabe Ishilove MissyB3