₦airaland Forum

lonngmann:
Space booked

If you see anybody trespass here, shoot them, if you see anybody trying to quote me, shoot them.
If they are liking the comment, shoot them dead

if you come kill them all then you will gain the whole world and loose your soul to who?

thinkmoney:
https://sputniknews.com/russia/201704201052821725-russia-supreme-court-jehovah-witnesses-extremism/

if to say na naija now dem go say na them carry religion for head.

[quote author=lalasticlala post=55706581]http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/rip to Mr Chang..

ngoremeka:
Many people speak English as their first language. It is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world.
Nigerians are very good at a number of things and one of them is inventing their own version of English which has become popular overtime.
Some of the words and phrases we use often cannot be found in the dictionary. Some are words you picked up from others and they have become quite a norm.
It is not only the uneducated folks that are guilty of using these wrong words as the very educated Nigerians also use the English language inappropriately.
Below are words Nigerians use that don’t exist in the English dictionary.
1. Go-slow: When Nigerians say go-slow, they mean congested traffic, which is wrong. The meaning of go-slow in the English dictionary is, a form of industrial action in which work or progress is deliberately delayed or slowed down.
2. Disvirgin: This word is used on a daily basis by many Nigerians when they intend to say a woman has lost her virginity. There is no word like disvirgin. The correct word to use is deflower. Disvirgin simply does not exist.
3. Trafficate: Nigerians use the word to describe a situation where a driver indicates to other drivers that he/she wants to take a turn. It is used so often, that it has started to sound like proper English.
4. Flashing: Every Nigerian knows “flashing” to mean when someone calls your mobile phone and cuts off before you answer. The word ‘flash’ is so common among Nigerians and its used at least once daily by many. Flash has different meanings but none has anything to do with a phone call. The word doesn’t exist in that sense in English.
5. Installmentally: Don’t be tempted to use the word ‘installmentally’. Though it sounds correct, it isn’t. There is no such word in the English dictionary as it exists only in the Nigerian edition of English language. The correct thing to say is ‘in installments’.
6. Opportuned: What exists in English dictionaries is ‘opportune,’ without ‘d’ at the end. Opportune means ‘timely’ or ‘well-time, especially convenient or appropriate for a particular action or event. Opportuned is only common in Nigerian English.
7. Cunny: This is a word which Nigerians use to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty. The right word is cunning not cunny.
8. Next tomorrow: Most Nigerians generally use “next tomorrow” but there is not such word as next tomorrow. Instead you should say, “a day after tomorrow."
9. Packer: Nigerians probably got the word from pack. The right word is dustpan. Since dustpan packs dirt, Nigerians like to call it packer.
10. Pepperish: It is common to hear Nigerians describe a meal that has too much pepper in it as pepperish. The proper word should be ‘peppery’. No native English speaker uses the word pepperish” to describe the burning sensation we feel from eating pepper.
Which of these words are you guilty of?
Not too late to learn something new,I learnt too.. you can add other mistakes below

op, abeg what is the proper words for traficate

sugarbelly:
SEE MORE OF HER PHOTOS http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/04/stunning-photos-of-kiki-osibanjo.html

Slaying indeed

Anty kiki OMO pastor toh lo make up,, I will tell ooo hmmmmm

JamieNaijaTeam:
Youth & Sports Minister, Solomon Dalung, pictured during the street parade and display for the Plateau Cultural Carnival 2017. He lead a procession of cultural troops.

VIEW SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/04/check-out-sports-minister-solomon.html

for you showcasing your true color , Weldon sir. Animal in human skin...

1Rebel:
In all honesty, I do not see myself marrying from another tribe. I would want my kids to have pure Igbo genes. Mixing their genes with some other dirty oily cowardly genes just doesn't seem right.

Besides, Igbo girls got it all; beauty, brains and everything else.


**Yes I'm a proud tribalist, deal with it.

I know this common with you IBO's, you will never allow your daughters marry from another tribe most especially Yoruba's but you will come to yoruba girls with your Ogun owo to marry them.... I don't blame you any way na because of some stupid Yoruba girls that can do anything because of money,..

Neldrizzy:
this comment make me laugh Lolzzzzz

na my mind I talk ooo.

Toks2008:
Do you know that once you are a guy above 30 and you are still very single without a fiancee or you are a lady above 25 and still not engaged then there is a higher probability that you may remain that way for another couple of years?

I know you may not agree to this but the truth is that the higher you get in age from that point on the more careful you want to be and that is where the real problem sets in...."TRYING TO BE CAREFUL"

The honest truth is that at this stage,you need to free your mind and think less of making any mistake and in fact you need to rid your mind of any panic and be yourself....in other words,don't search because those who search usually make mistakes but those who just live their lives usually find that special person when and where they least expect.

So if you are a guy above 30 or a lady above 25 and single,let's discuss about business,romance and life in general.

Though this is not a dating or meet up thread but you are very free to make friends with anyone...

Remember that it is very difficult to come across this set of single guys and ladies out there as they are usually very busy,focused and mostly indoor so let's make good use of this platform to interact.

I know this is a faceless forum and i know some people below this age group will try to derail the thread but i will appreciate if such group will maintain a status quo and allow only single guys of 30 yrs and above as well as single ladies of 25yrs and above.

*Mods please note that this is not a dating or meet up thread hence should not be moved to dating and meet up zone.

Thanks

please if this tread is about match making I no dey run ooo.. am 30 already but keep falling into wrong hands,, but my problem is girls can not date a good that still dey hustle like me....

SuperS1Panther:
http://punchng.com/dogs-sniff-out-human-parts-seller-in-anambra/

Nigeria police done dey twist the story ooo,, not human seller but a carniber

IamAirforce1:
See as Peter humble himself where Eto'o dey

Money pass money na. ... Lol



Goals...

did you know peter wort,,, hisss

computergeek:
That's very nice one. Baking suits her more than modelling. Not hating though,
But I never really saw anything so special about her as a model. Just over-hyped cos of the bread seller thing.
Wish her luck anyway.

if I may ask you who your own story done elp,,, you people just like bad belly,,,pray make God pick your own call as God pick her own,, you may be richer than olajumoke but she is popular than you....amebor, sofo.

stephenduru:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/nigerian-engineer-converts-tricycle-to.html?m=1

lala welcome on board I think you and your team can fly this.

noetic5:
Who no like better thing?! N25 million is not a small money, and this young lady is all over right now..LOL! She claimed to be engaged to him during their service year, and she need him back. See the post below

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/04/who-no-like-better-thing-n25-million-is.html

I once tell one of my friend if you no get money don't just toast any lady the guy sat na lie,, not until Hus girl friend follow one yahoo boy go,,, see thus useless girl now claiming efe as fiancy not even boyfriend all because of 25m,,,continued God us watching you in 3d. ashawo

simonlee:
I doubt this can happen. But if truly it does happen, you guys have scored hatrick against the afonjas who feel kinda like the book people. keep it up biaffra people

are you now jealous because of we afonjas sabi book pass any other tribe in Nigeria,,, anyway congratulation to the new vc...

FlirtyKaren:
An Ogun State Pastor, Taiwo Olubayode, who was arrested after it was learnt that he impregnated his 16-year-old daughter, Elizabeth Bosede, has been handed a 9 year jail sentence by a family court in Oke-Eda Akure, Ondo State. The pregnancy led to the birth of baby Michael.

It is alleged that the sexual relationship between the father of 13 children who is married to 3 wives, and his daughter has been going on for years, but came to limelight after Bosede got pregnant.

Here's what a police source said: “It was discovered during investigation that the victim, after she found out she was pregnant, alerted
the suspect. He gave her some concoctions to drink; he wanted to abort the pregnancy. But the concoctions failed. .
.
After repeated attempts and with the pregnancy advancing, he left it. The suspect tried to smuggle the victim out of the house to a private clinic for an abortion. The girl refused and threatened to raise the alarm.

The suspect, in anger instructed the victim to stay indoors to avoid suspicion from church members and neighbours. Whenever neighbours asked after Bosede, Olubayode would tell them she traveled to visit her mother. .

It was later they discovered that he got his daughter pregnant and kept her locked up.”


Bosede stopped going to school when the pregnancy started showing. According to Olubayode, he was tempted by the devil to have sex with his daughter. Investigations showed that the cleric, whose church is located at Okedo Street, Odode, Idanre, is quite popular.

A good number of people, from far and near, used to troop to the church seeking miracles. Olubayode lives alone with Bosede after his three wives left him for reasons yet unknown.

When Bosede’s mother wanted to walk out of the marriage, she tried to take Bosede, but Olubayode refused. He insisted that he needed Bosede to run errands. Bosede bottled up everything because her father warned her not to disclose the llicit affair to anybody.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/pastor-who-impregnated-his-daughter-in.html

but op you funny ooo,,how Ogun state come to akure,,,,you are funny indeed.. an Ogun state pastor, was sentence to 9years in jail in one EDA magistrate court in akure and the pastor is from odo De idanre...all in ondo state.

IpobExposed:
They will not ask what the woman did. They want us to blame the police force.
.Sorry o IPOB members I have no RIP until u say what conspired between the woman and the police.

We will not blame the police and most importantly we will not blame Buhari until u tell us what she did.

And this also looks like fake death because our Nigeria police are trained


sai Buhari
sai baba we love u

he be like say you get sence at all,,, you even sabi read.

OkoYiboz:
Don't worry. Our is politics.
When it is time for crime and foolishness, your people would have their own 5 mins of fame.

As for the roofs, it shows ancient civilisation. As at the time those houses with zinc were constructed, your fathers still lived in trees like monkeys.

hahahahahahaha,,,, Omo see finishing,,,,,.. I fall for you ooooo

NgeneUkwenu:
Even When The PDP Was The INEC


https://mobile.twitter.com/OfficialPDPNig?max_id=846271084496326655

who are PDP and who are APC,,, are they not the same set of people..,, many dump PDP to join APC so what is all this nonsence all about. hissssss

Splinz:
Excellent result! Is there any zombie great enough to take up Reno's challenge?

By the way, A2 in Economics and A3 in Mathematics plus an equally competent hand as a finance minister... no wonder the economy was that sound. Unlike someone that only gave us recession.

Omo I fall for you ooo,, as your like done reach 1052,, first time I dey see that for nairaland.

hotspec:
Truly, There was a country. Nigeria is finished. Remanded in prison custody for a civil offense, and d no-do-good justice even asked her to pay N50k for.bail, someone who cant pay her house rent. To make d matter worse, d neighbours also want to send d poor kids to Kirikiri wit their mum. Are the couples dt bad in d neighbourhood?
What are Civil Aids groups doing and Social Welfare? Why cant d justice called on d Social Welfare to take custody of d xdren?

I youbhave said it all,, just imaging that stupid judge how will that woman pay 50k when she has no money for her rent,, where is this country Nigeria going....,,,, stupid president,, stupid senate, stupid Hornorable, stupid police, stupid politician, infact stupid judge. hisssssss

jeromzy:
na ur mama mumu and ur papa mumu...idiot

child of the world I know say you no get respect,, so why will I ever worry myself.,,, ndiara.

jeromzy:
Pls where can I get a live python??

go sambisa forest... I think you will see am there,,,,mumu

Justycxx:
Afonja again

can't u use your head,,,abi you no go school at all..

Akshow:
So what do we call this? Illiteracy? Ignorance? Mental illness? Mental slavery? Brainwashing? Or Over religiosity? . Cos honestly this is embarrassing. How can people believe in 2017, that humans can turn into cat?

A few hrs ago, similar news made front page about a woman turning to bird.. .. Duuh? I blame religious institutions that use "enemies and witches in ur family" lies to rob their gullible sheep. This is really disheartening. See the way they abused and battered up an old woman. may all of them never find peace. Useless brainwashed momfos

before I comment where are you from,,,,,hmmmmm,,, if you think this can not happen abeg go to the ancient city of lbadan an try to be rude to an elderly person there ,,be it woman or an old man maybe you no go turn goat.. some people will just come here and talk trash when serious matter dey on ground.

Godfullsam:
My name will appear on the list one day by the grace of God.

amem,, and me too.

ifyalways:
Isn't it amazing that it's whites protesting this deportation?

Had this happened in Nigeria, I'm sure it's soldiers with koboko that will flog them out of the runway.

hahahahahahahah,,, I like this koboko part.

NevetsIbot:
1. Titanic...... When Jack drowned

2. Lone survivor......... Very sad true life story.

3. Brave heart........ acted by Mel Gibson

4. City hunter..... Shame dey catch me to list k-drama but when prosecutor kim died sha.

5. Koto Aye ...... Old nollywood movie... .... I was scared as hell as a kid and cried due to fear.

Anyway, I don man up! Gallant!.... You guys should list yours.

Lalasticlala , which movie moved you to tears??

tree idiot,,, guy need to watch that Indian movie,,,

londonrivals:
https://www.bellanaija.com/2013/07/kenyan-vixen-pendo-cause-a-media-stir-with-tales-of-davido/

na this withch davido poke,,, ogaoo this guy self I pity your local government ooo,,,,arant nonsense.

chukwuibuipob:
after spending money lavishly on one owambe to another. wearing expensive lace to party, Spray on musicians, nah like display e dey 3nd.Which amu robas /bureau swindle u MA? Why waka where dem go see u grab?Nigerian get talent. wish her well

hahahahahahaha,, LOLZZZ like seriously Nigerian get too much talent.

ReneeNuttall:
Trust our Nigerian parents and their monitoring spirit syndrome, although They were only performing their duties as parents,but sometimes they over step their bounds.

for you to say they overstep their boundary that means you gat no respect at all, remember this day when your own child will say something like this to you,,,,, come to think of it,, if anything happen to this girl all the blame will be shifted on the girl parent. so I don't see anything wrong on what the mother is saying to her daughter...

hoodmenconcept:
This is has been really disturbing my mind. Please, can somebody tell me the main purpose and aim of Bigbrother Naija ? How does it affect Nigeria Economic positvely ? How does it affect a common Nigerian in a positive way ? what is the main koko gan gan of this nonsense called bigbrother naija? I need a reasonable answer, please.

hmmmm,, in a country where there is no work for the youth,,, so what did you exspect.