₦airaland Forum

Being an Uber driver does not mean he's not still richer than u. Do u know some Uber drivers make like 200k a month.. Somebody u should have greeted properly and bonded with.. I tire for u o

He's no where near d best. Tactically, he's exhausted jare.. His tactics na eyesore.. When u look at his team sheet, u'll be expecting total attacking football. But what u eventually get is boring negative football.. Doubt he can last this season b4 being sacked..
And for u Maradona, quit smoking that stuff abeg

rabzy:
Why can't we use the containers for other stuffs then. These are good steel structures that can be put to good use. It can easily be converted to multistoryl housing units for hostels, prisons etc.

lol.. Each container u see cos the agent/importer 10k to 20k for every other day its not returned. It even accumulates demurage of over 1m for some people

This is so serious..1.3 million unwanted what!. Meanwhile, hiv and other std is passed through thesame unprotected sex..apart from risking Ur lives from these abortions. This generation is sitting on a keg of gunpowder.

Obainoneandonly:
bro it wasnt like dis before,many people has the premonition that's the construction of the road dats causing the gridlock..but bro Wat can b don to stop it

until the shipping company are being forced( or appealed to) to accept empty containers. That's d only way out.

Obainoneandonly:
bro if u ply that road u would know wat am talking about.. it's bcoz of the road they are repairing that made dem to use alternate ones... it wasn't like dis before, but once d construction started the road was blocked, and they had to use Anoda ones. .which is d one i ply everyday

I'm talking to u as a clearing agent and a stake holder. Even with good roads, with the present narrative, traffic remains constant k. The road is good from mile 2 to tincan, yet always blocked cos of same reason

It depends on Ur level of maturity.. Ive see a virgin book a date with another man after the real husband might have deflowed her. Having a clean past does not in anyway guarantee a clean future and vice versa

Obainoneandonly:
let them please finish it sharply, d gridlock that I face everyday on that costain-orile road no be here.. most times I trekked it with leg bcoz of the tankers that have parked on both sides of the road

trailers parking on d road is 10% due to bad roads and 90% due to shipping Companies not accepting empty containers to return overseas.. Basically, na administrative problem and not bad roads..

This will even make the woman's heart harder. This story is so common amongst residents of those new sites especially ifo.
Picture this scene: the husband works at yaba or the island and comes home once a week, baba habeeb owns a water source, generator and due to phcn issues, the wife will eventually depend on this neighbor for light(to charge fones), occasionally, money and foodstuff. And idleness even sets in..
That's why I don't support people rushing down to new sites (poor man's I dey live inside my house mentality) especially when u going to leave Ur wife to face all these.

Pouring his heart out is not a bad thing.. Nigeria's problem is beyond buhari or atiku.. How can an airline be so cruel. Until we all take the bull by the horn and effect change ourselves, nothing will work.. Imagine if everyone boycotts the said airline for the next one week.. Naturally, they'll return to their senses.
But I trust Nigerians, they can sell their destiny for 2000 naira price difference.

I just tire for we Nigerians.

This will even make the woman's heart harder. This story is so common amongst residents of those new sites especially ifo.
Picture this scene: the husband works at yaba or the island and comes home once a week, baba habeeb owns a water source, generator and due to phcn issues, the wife will eventually depend on this neighbor for light(to charge fones), occasionally, money and foodstuff. And idleness even sets in..
That's why I don't support people rushing down to new sites especially when u going to leave Ur wife to face all these.

Jesus is lord

So cute.. But shayo na bastard anyways

Oju Kan epa, Oju Kan ere.
This man offers d literal translation of this proverb

OhiOfIhima:
The woman knows who d father is.. I am really shock dat two grown up men doesn't know there is sometin we call DNA test for child paternity. Wat a show of shame..

how can she know the real father when she has sex with both of them same day.

To me, the red flag is "a father of 8" which he still buys things for, meaning, they are still young and are liabilities.

Just thinking aloud..

We all know that's impossible.. That's roughly an income of 150k monthly.. Is that even enuf to fuel Ur generator for one month?
I'm waiting for atiku's version of these integrity stories..

IamD18:
Na so! That's how they keep giving gamblers hopeless hope.

You can never see these winners with your eyes, na to dey hear.

Emeka won 50million in Owerri.
Tunde won 70million in Ogun.
Musa won 90million in Kano.

Then one mumu young man will use his house rent and life savings to play Arsenal home-score[Home over0.5] only for Arsenal to miss 7 penalties, hit the bar 20 times, miss an open net 47 times and then end up with 0-0 eyeglass result.

Then he'll start bragging and consoling himself with their slogan.......Na-one-cut-am.

one of my boy's in d office actually won 7.2m. Although he was so stingy that he could only spare 2k for one crate of trophy lager beer..

Throwback:
I present to you the multibillionaire civil servant.

This is the kind of people who long for a return to power for the PDP.

that's a total of almost 11 billion naira.. For u to have that amount in cash, then u must be worth 10 times.. Nigerians should try avoid anything that associates with the last administration. Be it party or relatives.

dillinger:
Please house, how much would it cost to clear a 2008 Honda Accord? Don't wanna underpay government o

450k

Lol

jodeer:
wow!!....since 2010? Quite a long time tho. Been practicing and learning the rudiments of it for months. Though I don't have any 2m or 5m to invest now o ...lolzz.
Thanks for your response!!

traded actively for 4 years. All through recession period. Trading with large capital enables u to study d market better and not over risking trades.. Cos failure starts the day u want to turn 50k to 200k In a day, which is doable but pure gambling

ndubueze92:
You lie a lot. GEJ left it at 199, PMB came and it was over 600. Remember he promised to make 1naira to 1dollar..... What's wetin d happen? Is it when we unleash a bomb on Israel?

199?.how come apc used 225 to campaign.. Where dem get that from. Go and check again.

jodeer:
Please Sir, why are you no longer a Forex trader? I Wanna venture into it that's why I'm asking

hmm.. For ex trade affects Ur blood pressure and I don't want to die young. But it is OK for a big time investor with maybe 2m to 5m capital.

Left forex 2010

There's always 2 sides to a coin. Buhari's Govt has favoured me and my colleagues so much.. I feel u can't just build on a damaged structure. It's better to pull down d structure and start building from d scratch.. The economy was already nose diving before
this administration came in.

I can remember exchange rate jumping from around 160 to 225 in few months towards the end of the last administration.. As a former forex trader, I know u can't just change the trend overnight when heading towards a direction.

I believe this country is heading towards a positive direction.

A friend wants to get a toks corolla and give out on uber/taxify.
1.Which is more advisable as per getting more request, 2003 model or 2005..
its been like 5months I last drove on taxify,
2.is it still possible to get a driver that delivers 35k with no hassles.

miliki777:
Very clean 3months used 2004 Matrix up for grabs on hire purchase. clean interior and very good engine.

Compulsory 25% down payment and between (25k to 30k) weekly rental


drop ur contact

how much for the outright sale. Pix?

Contumely:
Could you divulge more ?
Again, are you saying 35& of price of car is paid as duty?

Cc stevalos555

nemadfsyahooc:
Can a custom officer impound a 2005model vehicle, registered and already in used in naija since 2012?. What custom papers are required for such vehicles. Thanks

it's all about if duty was paid or not.. If duty wasn't paid, then it can be impounded.. 2012 is still very fresh on customs database

I didn't bother reading further when u said Barcode does not exist. Only a fool will continually argue facts.. Barcode has been in existence for the past few months. Before u continue to embarrass urself, pick. Up a fone and call to confirm from real agents at the port.. Would I be stupid to post a fake document on this platform. It's like arguing that the water u drink is petrol. Let's both bet on an y amount that a 2014 car requires a Paar or form m. How can a 2014 Corolla cost 6m from America. Used for that matter.. Smh for u seriously

Finally, maximum duty u will pay right now on a 2010 Honda Accord at ptml is 641,000 naira.. Don't know where u get these Ur ridiculous figures. If u want my office address at tincan I'll gladly give u maybe u can learn one or two things and dump this Ur archaic knowledge

stevalos555:
NOW I KNOW YOU DON'T know what you are saying you oluwole customs certificate fraudster, BAR CODE FOR CAR DUTY CERTIFICATE JUST TO VALIDATE YOUR CLAIM. No valuation certificate comes with a Bar code for any verification because the Custom NICIS system doesn't have anything like it. Young man what is the C number of the car and let me check here in PTML if that your car is genuine.

We just finished the training in NICIS. you can't verify car duty certificate via any useless code.You must be among those people scamming people on social media. Send me the C number and i will check this ur document.

I make this clam here,anybody that buys that car you are on your own, Customs officers go use you chop well..


Any vehicle from 2014 and above requires PAAR for clearing, if a customs officers catches you without it, you are done for.

The cost of 2014 tokumbo corrolla is 4.5 to 6 million, calculate 35% and get an idea of the eventual duty. I know of a 2010 Honda accord caught by FOU C last year and the guy paid 2 Million and you say 2014 Corolla pay 700k. Get out of here Men

It's only a poor man that dies. Rich men pass away

*just thinking aloud *

asamwababy:
According to the CBN Foreign exchange manual.

Form M and Paar must be generated for all item of imports. No item was excluded from it in the CBN Foreign exchange manual drafted by the NCS,CBN and Ministry of finance.

Unfortunately, it has become a norm to import used cars without establishing form m.

Without the establishment of form m the Nigeria single window can not generate a paar.

NCS made only Form m and PAAR generation mandatory for the importation of brand new cars but that doesn't stop you from establishing a form m for your used vehicle.

Clearing agents should please read the acts and guidelines which centers around the trade they ply, rather than on the premise that this is how we have been doing it.

This is how we have been doing it for used cars mentality is shipping them without establishing form m and approaching NCS for valuation.

CC:Omonla10

Please dont miseducate the public paar is also issued for used item only that you need to present a NESRA certificate.

OK sir. So if I Wan clear 04 Corolla and custom gimme duty to pay, I will start looking for Paar or Nigerian constitution. What if I now have 20 vehicles to clear? Remember, I depend on clients to give me cars to clear. If u were my client, would you love going through extra wahala when there's a laid down legit way..
Honestly, I just feel u want to paint me bad or label me a fraud. And would go any length to validate Ur claim..

OK I accept, my name is Judas. . Are u happy now?