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The yuckiest thread I've ever seen on my darling nairaland

sharpk007:
i failed my 1st attempt too, because i was too sincere wit the Uber questions.

what i did was dat, i registered with another Line, another email address but same drivers licence and i got another chance to do the exam which i passed.

so bros get another line and another email address register again and be good.

I'm sure u didn't upload Ur drivers license for thr 1st test. If u did, dem for don bounce u

God really saved my younger bro.. It almost razed justrite abulegba sef. He had to pack his credentials and some belongings into the car and run for safety.. Luckily the fire stopped a few houses to his

TheGreenLand:
I love him morest then...

I love him morester

These yahoo boys are making life harder for the true hardworking Nigerians.
Their lifestyle sef causes inflation. Imagine try to buy a laptop from Walmart for friends in d US to help me bring to naija, cos of these yahoo boys, nobody could trust me to help receive it for the past few weeks. Never knew it was this bad..

I wonder if Jimi Agbaje can be allowed to use this same platform. Don't think so..
Home advantage at its best

SAMBHOSS:
The year is 2035, FIFA 36 was just released, you purchased it, got home, set up your ps7 or 8 to play with your kid, he picks a team called Classic XI but is confused at the names he's seeing, "Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, e.t.c, then he asks, " dad, who are this people?, you put down your gamepad and tell him, "Son, let me tell you about the greatest history of football...

this here is giving me goosebumps. Seriously

Lies and gossips brought u this far except u wanna loose all d riches that came with it . U can't just change Ur identity overnight madam.

Last drove on taxify in May due to by busy work schedule . And my account was blocked around July and due for another inspection. This morning I received a message I've been unblocked and my app is now on. Does this mean I don't need any more inspection b4 driving again? Maybe I can do few trips b4 Xmas

Mourinho has lost it totally. Man utd are just considering d money they'll loose by sacking him.

Such a crazy world.. Anyone that kills intentionality should be made to face death plenty instantly.. Maybe this will scare such devils living among men.

That's obviously not cctv.. Someone was holding d camera. Don't think cctv would have followed them

How can u enforce stupid laws on roads that are at best, not motorable. Smh

The Ugandan doctors/pharmacists no try at all. How can u take 20 tablets daily. It should have been simplified to 3 or 4 tablets.. What of the husband? Is he dead.. God save us your children o.. Ordinary to take paracetamol na war for some people

U can never achieve this in Nigeria. Traffic, pot holes and bad mechnics(kazeem and Co) would have turned d car to 504. Just tired of this country walahi

They just got their judgement. No need to face panel again.. Another jamb form. Loading

How will the whistle blower get his 5%..will d hemp be converted to money or what

To me, Neymar is the next best thing to messi and Ronaldo.. He makes things happen and is never intimidated.. But people rather call him a cheat or diver or even playful.. When u are goog u are good. Let everyone start playing too

A very good opportunity to confirm or debunk these jibrin rumours

This is a welcome development. Religious bodies need to contribute to their state's growth. Not just being a liability. The states should collect a tithe of their incomes too

IamGoke:
They can see top ten sha.

don't be a pessimist bro. Top7 is OK for europa

She's actually her niece. She's my wife's student

The fight is not about the menace of Okada. It's purely about the pathetic state of Lagos roads. Good roads with less traffic would greatly minimize the use of Okada.

asuustrike1:
Have you compared the workforce of Atiku to Dangote?. Have you consider how much wage/ salaries they earn to draw conclusion.

excuse me sir, Atiku claims his staff strength is around 100,000 workers. Dangote is less than 30,000.do the maths pls

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jchioma:
BMC e-rats and APC goons at their usual lies and deceitful propaganda. You can only tell this to your confused fellow zombies.

Find out the difference between personal and company income tax.

sorry sir, check well and see if I'm affiliated to any party. I have my own business and even have employees at the apapa port and don't need a dime from apc or any party to live comfortably. These things are just too obvious and even visible to the blind.

How can the self acclaimed "Nigeria's highest employer of labour' pay 4million as tax for a whole year(2017). While ordinary dangote pays in hundreds of billions currently used to build apapa roads. That's what saraki meant when he said atiku will open doors. Doors to flee due process, evade custom duties and taxes thereby taking us back to Egypt..

Rara sir, we don't want you sir, let the old man continue till 2023.
Ill rather vote a slow and unhealthy but trustworthy man than vote another treasury looters that 'open doors'.

dammyconcept:
Are you telling me that AS and AC can't get SS..... I don't bliv.....Doctor in the house , where are you ?

that's an error. U can get sc from this combination which is a milder form Of Ss

Lemme shake some tables here..
Sometimes I question ladies' iQ, some though.. How can a sane human start dancing on d street for likes and attention. How can?
Can alakija or Oprah Winfrey do this.. They always believe life revolves around big bumbum and sex. Smh

See globe.. Some stories dey somehow.. How does she explain this to her children in d future. And now, the monkey can't be arrested..which kain wahala be dis
God pls save us from village people o.

Being an Uber driver does not mean he's not still richer than u. Do u know some Uber drivers make like 200k a month.. Somebody u should have greeted properly and bonded with.. I tire for u o

He's no where near d best. Tactically, he's exhausted jare.. His tactics na eyesore.. When u look at his team sheet, u'll be expecting total attacking football. But what u eventually get is boring negative football.. Doubt he can last this season b4 being sacked..
And for u Maradona, quit smoking that stuff abeg