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Forum Games › How Many Animal Can You Nsee In The Picture ? by omophunky(op): 2:19pm On Nov 12, 2014
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Jokes Etc › Re: Last Sunday: Me & Mami Water by omophunky(m): 10:42pm On Nov 11, 2014
U forgot to put link like bloggers to complete the story grin
Family › Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by omophunky(op): 10:03pm On Nov 11, 2014
WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE? PLS HELP OUT OOO WAR BETWEEN MOTHER-IN-LAW AND WIFE

ARGUMENT:
{Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr.

{Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and he is still sucking.

(Mother} - I carried him for nine months.

{Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

{Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains.

{Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.

Please WHO OWNS A MAN? Tell me your answer.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030 by omophunky(m): 9:45pm On Nov 11, 2014
Lol
Jokes Etc › Re: With A Deep Sense Of Loss And Ingratitude To...... by omophunky(m): 9:11pm On Nov 07, 2014
In bought one today only to see fish head inside.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Cries After We Kiss by omophunky(m): 11:19pm On Nov 04, 2014
U know weda u don mistakenly bite her ?
Phones › Re: Russians Take Down iPhone Statue Over Apple CEO's Gayness by omophunky(m): 9:36am On Nov 04, 2014
Good for that shithead
Technology Market › Re: MTN 1GIG Now 600 NAIRA by omophunky(m): 10:13pm On Oct 31, 2014
infgost234:
shhooo... bros dat na my position na
Are you sure ?
Sports › Re: Most Hilarious Football Pictures by omophunky(m): 4:57pm On Oct 31, 2014
EddyNumerouno:
*wiping a tear* got me laughing hard. Hope more people post pivd
grin
EddyNumerouno:
*wiping a tear* got me laughing hard. Hope more people post pivd
Technology Market › Re: MTN 1GIG Now 600 NAIRA by omophunky(m): 2:44pm On Oct 31, 2014
Rooneyboy:
Hey guys , omophunky, scon p ,abrahym , iwillsucceed , shegsky , imdee4real , lazarey , dankogrin007 , I'm now selling for 1000 naira for a GIG, infogost234 , oya TELL UR FRIENDS
Don't worry you have me as ur no1 customer.
Phones › Re: Etisalat 500naira For 1.5gig. Hw Is It Done? by omophunky(m): 10:53am On Oct 30, 2014
Phones › Re: Ten Websites You'll Love To Visit Everyday by omophunky(m): 10:52am On Oct 30, 2014
Celebrities › Re: Waje And Ikechukwu React To Head-Butting Of Lady Jay (Photos) by omophunky(m): 10:48am On Oct 30, 2014
Technology Market › Re: MTN 1GIG Now 600 NAIRA by omophunky(m): 10:45am On Oct 30, 2014
Rooneyboy:
Thank u very much man , thanks for the testimony
U are highly welcome thanks once again for ur humility.
Technology Market › Re: MTN 1GIG Now 600 NAIRA by omophunky(m):
Omg can't believe it, for the first time on nairaland a guy called rooneyboy promise to give out 500mb to first three people, The first thing that was on my mind was that he might be one of those scammer then I requested for my own share, guess what he delivered within short period of 30sec without asking a dime, if u are looking for where to get cheap data pls don't look further cos u're in the right thread.
As for me i dey enjoy my free 500mb worth of #800 from our dear rooneyboy god bless ur hustle man cheersssssss wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairalanders Don't Sleep. Why? by omophunky(m): 11:45pm On Oct 29, 2014
keke napep ;
Science/Technology › Re: How To Determine Directions To North, South, East, And West *Updated. FULL POST by omophunky(m): 11:41pm On Oct 29, 2014
No need to click that link, with this ur method guy make I no lie na NTA 2 u go see urself, when dem go report u as somebody wey lost his way home. cool
Technology Market › Re: MTN 1GIG Now 600 NAIRA by omophunky(m): 10:40pm On Oct 29, 2014
Owo Ti po po po can I still tap in the ongoing free Mb ?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Meanings To Some Names. by omophunky(m): 10:12pm On Oct 29, 2014
Only god knows were u people get this from, u try sha.
Romance › Re: 21 Golden Rules Of Relationship Exposed For The First Time (18+) by omophunky(m): 8:39pm On Oct 29, 2014
gistmelove:
thanks so much
U are welcome. wink
gistmelove:
thanks so much
U are welcome.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairaland Hangs Out With Tiwa Savage by omophunky(m): 8:30pm On Oct 29, 2014
Not surprised, I can see the coke in ur nose.
Education › Re: Have You Ever Used Your Money To Buy A Calendar? by omophunky(m): 8:18pm On Oct 29, 2014
Sure, when I was still schooling especially those military type.
Nairaland General › Re: We’ll Sweep PDP Away In 2015 –tambuwal by omophunky(m): 8:14pm On Oct 29, 2014
That guy na weray, why e no wait for election first if that is possible ?
Romance › Re: 21 Golden Rules Of Relationship Exposed For The First Time (18+) by omophunky(m): 8:10pm On Oct 29, 2014
Nice write up op.
Romance › Re: I Went To A Babalawo For A 'husband' And This Is What Happened by omophunky(m): 7:14pm On Oct 26, 2014
In really enjoy the short story u just told us. thanks anyway
Romance › Re: Help! My Boyfriends Parents Don't Want Him To Be With Me Because I'm White. by omophunky(m): 6:21pm On Oct 25, 2014
haywire07:
Seriously ehn...abeg is she really an albino or she's from a white race?
Me myself I don't understand o hmmm
Romance › Re: Help! My Boyfriends Parents Don't Want Him To Be With Me Because I'm White. by omophunky(m): 3:29pm On Oct 25, 2014
Which type of white ? albino or bleacher
Car Talk › Re: Prove That You Are Worthy Of A Driving License [ IMAGE ] by omophunky(m): 9:10pm On Oct 23, 2014
(N) Give way to traffic on ur left.
Car Talk › Re: Prove That You Are Worthy Of A Driving License [ IMAGE ] by omophunky(m): 9:08pm On Oct 23, 2014
Give way to traffic on ur left.
Autos › Re: Man Buys Land Inherits Secret Barn Full Of Cars Worth $35M by omophunky(m): 9:47am On Oct 10, 2014
God blessings knows no age.
Phones › Re: What Happened To Tecno by omophunky(m): 4:08pm On Oct 09, 2014
Now that they have so much competitors, they are nowhere to found.

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