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Politics / Re: Rita Daniels Rallies Support For Lauretta Onochie, Decries Attacks by omoplaycool(m): 3:18am On Apr 09, 2023
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TV/Movies / Re: Oscars 2023- Full List Of Winners by omoplaycool(m): 5:37pm On Mar 13, 2023
superCleanworks:
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. Excellent movie from start to the last bullet. No need for plenty talk.

Everything Everywhere All at Once - this is definitely not for shallow and unintelligent people. If you watched this movie just once and you understood it then you must have a very high IQ and I would like to be friends with you. Kindly quote me.
The story line and the editing is out of this world. Michelle Yeoh finished everything called acting in this movie.

DON'T LOOK UP - I wonder why this movie was not on the oscars list. It is a complete story of how Nigerians behave even when the truth is right in their face.
A complete story of how the world (present age ) behaves you mean ?
It is a satire showing how messed up we are. So sophisticated and becoming less human as we get more "sophisticated "
Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni Shades APC Governors For Going To Meet Buhari Over Naira Redesign by omoplaycool(m): 7:58pm On Feb 05, 2023
shuttox:
These politicians are selfish
Anything that would affect them personal they would fight for it
So what does it make the masses who instead of fighting for things that affect them , sit down an play tribal wars on social media ? I weep for the nation when I see what some of our youth say online .. its just disheartening
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ever Been Sexually Harassed By Your Boss? How Did You Deal With It? by omoplaycool(m): 4:31am On Feb 02, 2023
Offpoint1:

I wish for molestation and harrasment by a beautiful female Boss grin

[/b] Molest..(verb)
to touch or attack someone in a sexual way against their wishes..

It seems to me a paradox to have the word [b]
wish and [b][/b]Molest in the same sentence....
The fact that you wish it doesn't make it "molestation "
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ever Been Sexually Harassed By Your Boss? How Did You Deal With It? by omoplaycool(m): 4:31pm On Jan 30, 2023
Offpoint1:

I wish for molestation and harrasment by a beautiful female Boss grin
Trust me, I don't think anyine will sincerely wish to be "molested "

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ever Been Sexually Harassed By Your Boss? How Did You Deal With It? by omoplaycool(m): 4:27pm On Jan 30, 2023
Offpoint1:
Looking for a female Boss that will harrass me, as long as she's not ugly.... I want to be harrass and molest on her desk twice weekly.
Be careful what you wish for..

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Food / Re: 3 Bush Pig For New Year Celebration by omoplaycool(m): 8:34pm On Jan 03, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian , I will encourage we Christians to emulate our Muslim brothers and sisters by abstaining from that filthy animal called pig. The bible warns we Christian to abstain from consumption of pig in Deuteronomy 14:8. Any Christian that consumes pork meat will end up in Hell sad
I sincerely beg to differ because you called them fifty.. They are actually not so.. the thing is , they get hot because of their fat and always run to the mud to cool up.. if you have a piggery and have a clean pool for them you'll find out they aren't that filthy afterall...
You can do well to ask any Veterinarian friend of yours

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by omoplaycool(m): 9:44am On Dec 27, 2022
beardedboy:

Are you aware that their citizens are resigning in mass?

Are they also from autocratic backgrounds?
This right here made my day.. it's disheartening sometimes what I see Nigerians post in a bid to sound woke. When you check you'll find out this person saying what he said about Nigerians and Africans has very little or no knowledge about what the OP is talking about.. saying things like ,,"we speak loudly" yet they pick your doctors who learnt from the "loud" environment. Well.... it just goes a long way to show you the level of complex some folks are dealing with

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Business / Re: We Don’t Know Quantities Of New Notes Printed – CBN by omoplaycool(m): 9:35pm On Dec 22, 2022
descarado:

You expect her to actually say that?
It's never done anywhere in the world.

Of course, the quantity printed is on record. Exclusively for inner circle of cbn and the Presidency to know. Not for the general public
Sincerely speaking, at this point you can only impress me.
Politics / Re: National Electricity Grid Crashes From 3,703MW To 9MW by omoplaycool(m): 9:54am On Jun 14, 2022
PS712:
A man and a woman have four sons, one day they were traveling, they prepared swallow (amala or eba or tuwo) with soup for the sons to eat and sustain themselves before they come back.
Hours after their parents had gone, the sons felt hungry and decided it was time to eat, so they brought out the food, sat down to eat.
With their hands washed, each one reached into the plate containing the swallow to have a cut, their hands collided at the top of the small bowl, so one of them suggested they take turns and all four agreed. But who reaches out to cut the swallow and dip in the soup first became their problem. Heated argument ensued soon after on who takes the first turn and who goes second, third and last.
Eventually, one of them reached for the two pieces of meat in the soup meant for them to share after eating the swallow, upon sighting this gesture, each one scrambled for the other meal components- that is one carried the bowl of swallow, another carried the soup while another went with the pack of juice they had not turned into cups till after the meal as instructed by their parents before leaving...
Now all the boys are holding themselves ransom despite the hunger they feel.
This is the story of Nigeria.
In this country, the average, less privileged and poor are the ones killing themselves...
And the cycle continues...
The tribes hating on each other don't realize that there isn't hate at the top but only at the middle and bottom.
APC and PDP have almost completely mixed up making it difficult to differentiate between the two because of how their members switch places.
Yet, on this platform, youths that should galvanize the country are further tearing each other apart at the detriment of all.
Power generation, transmission and distribution will always be a problem of the middle and lower class. Because the high do not rely on National grid for domestic and industrial purposes. At home they use solar systems or generators. In business they use generators and spread the cost for the consumers to shoulder, either way, it is a win for the high class.
Keep calling each other afonja, mkpumiri, children of hate, wailers, Igbos,..etc. (funny it is more within ethnic entities of southern Nigeria). Drive the wedge of division deep beyond repair,...
You feel safe now, maybe you are sure of the safety of your three generations to come, but certainly you can't tell about the fourth, how their welfare will be like...
And guess what? It's your actions today that are shaping the institutions and country they will find.
May the God you serve bless you richly for this

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Education / Re: What Song Comes To Your Mind - Photo by omoplaycool(m): 8:08pm On Jun 08, 2022
Mercury12:
Sha sha sha
We match together cheesy

Sha sha sha
we match away


grin
you wont believe I kept scrolling ,looking for who was going to post this dong cheesy
Politics / Re: Enugu Youths Turn Out En Masse To Collect Their PVC (Photos, Video) by omoplaycool(m): 9:50pm On Jun 07, 2022
Jashub:
Their votes won't count . Mark my words
OSHEY!! INEC
Business / Re: Food Prices Rise Over 100% Under President Buhari by omoplaycool(m): 6:59pm On Jun 06, 2022
Nigeria my country
Nairaland / General / Re: Black Sunday In Ondo State. by omoplaycool(m): 2:49pm On Jun 05, 2022
Which way Nigeria?
Celebrities / Re: Papaya Ex: The Lady Who Threw A Big Party In Lagos To Celebrate #1 Million Follo by omoplaycool(m): 7:01pm On Jun 01, 2022
OmoGbadamosi01:
An Instagram slay queen and brand influencer, Papaya Ex (Arab Money) broke the internet with news that she hosted a big party in Lagos Island to celebrate having #1 Million Followers on Instagram.

In addition to that, Papaya Ex also gave out prizes (Including a brand new car and iPhones) during the party. People came from far and wide to grace the occasion. She is obviously the first celebrity to do that in Nigeria.


Papaya Ex Instagram page was full of congratulatory messages and wishes ahead of the party. Graphics and banners were made available online to publicize the unprecedented event in Nigeria.

Several reactions trailed the aftermath of the party. While her fans and supporters glorified the event, several people criticised the way and manner which the lady organized the event. Several issues were discussed about the party online.

The major criticism came from people who felt that it is wrong for Papaya Ex dressed in a diety apparel while selecting a winner for the car prize. She had to rub people's body (from head to the chest area) to make decisions because she was blindfolded with a small cloth.

This is obviously a show or a representation of Yoruba ritual rite and fetishism. Allegations were levelled against her that she seized the moment to use charms and voodoo on the contestants.

Critics believe that it is not normal for the celebrant to touch people's head while rubbing the car key on sensitive parts of their body. The fact that the contestants knelt down while she shortlisted them in that manner made it more controversial.

Read more at >>> https://ofofoentertainment.com/papaya-ex-the-lady-who-hosted-a-big-party-in-lagos-to-celebrate-1-million-instagram-followers/

Mmmm
Education / Re: Have You Ever Forgotten The Spelling Of A Word In An Exam, What Was The Word? by omoplaycool(m): 7:33pm On Feb 09, 2022
Candidlady:
Ijust have a problem with been/being.. Dictionary can't seem to help... Idon tire for the word
One na past tense , the other na present continuous..
Eg (been.... past) I've been to Abuja before
Where have you been ?


(Being... present continuous).
He's being hunted by the police..

You don't have any business being there .


Na the small English wey I sabi.. I hope person wey sabi pass me go do better
Romance / Re: Why Do I Get Tired Of Relationship? by omoplaycool(m): 7:05pm On Feb 09, 2022
Tejumola856:
I’ve tried to be in relationship many times but it doesn’t work for me, I will just get tired all of the sudden within a couple of months, I can’t even point out a reason I get tired of it, I dated at least 6 girls last year which I later breakup with them without a reason.

What I discovered is that I always love them in the beginning to the extent that I will promise them heaven and earth, at the end of the day i will get tired of them.

The issue now is that, I met this girl last year December during the Christmas, I’m not going to lie, I truly love this girl, I asked her out and she agreed to be in relationship with me, this girl has been loyal to me, she’s always come to cook for me, she has once washed my clothes, I found happiness and joy in her but now, I’m having a feelings of breaking up with her, I stop calling or texting her, I don’t even know what’s going on in my life right now but my mind keep telling me to break up with her cus I need to be free.

Please over to you married men and those who are in relationship, how does it work out for you? I don’t understand my life again!

There's a big fire on the mountain and people can't say they don't notice ..Lately I realised the society is full of damaged people (including celebrities) moving about seeking who to damage too and the circle keeps expanding.
In my opinion, I think you shouldn't habr any business dating until you fix yourself. You might hurt a good girl today and she in turn hurts a good guy tomo who later think "hurting " others is okay.

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Crime / Re: Vigilante held my brother in enugu and threatened to burn him by omoplaycool(m): 4:12pm On Feb 07, 2022
Xcelinteriors:
My junior brother of 31years old left lagos to enugu (Awgu)today to see my parents. His number has not been going and at about 11:13 I called again to check if his phone is still off and someone picked and ask me who i am which I explain that I am the sister to the owner of the phone. He ask if I am aware my brother travelled today and I answered yes. I also told him we are from awgu.
Your brother will return home safely..#WGCDDE

He said to me "we wan burn am" and ended the call and the phone has been switched off. My brother is not a criminal just thst he arrived late because of traffic.

Meanwhile they called my mum earlier and ask her everything they asked me and assured my mum they will bring him home.

I don't know why they told me they will burn him and assure my mum they will bring him home.
His phone number is +2348024516101 and it is still off

Mods please help me put this in front page. He's my father only son. If anything happen to him, I don't think my parent will survive it.
Politics / Re: Terrorists Attack Yandaka Community Market In Katsina State by omoplaycool(m): 5:00pm On Jan 31, 2022
Not again
Sports / Re: President Buhari Speaks With The Super Eagles Ahead Of Match With Tunisia by omoplaycool(m): 10:04pm On Jan 23, 2022
Himtulie247:
So someone that has Bad luck was able to become President TWICE and Military Head of State , Plus Military Governo + Petroleum Minister + PTF chairman undecided undecided undecided
I would love to have this kind of Bad luck in Me cheesy
Be it unto you according to your worda grin

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Crime / Re: Now I Understand Why People Do Commit Suicide by omoplaycool(m): 1:45am On Jan 05, 2022
I've been thinking of the right thing to say to you and can't seem to come up with any. I guess I'll just be true to you .. Thank God for your two boys and I won't be fair if I don't tell you how much of a strong man you are May God's Mercy continue to speak for you from today henceforth.. Please drop your digit and bank name.. It might be small but I know other nairalnders will assist
Soon you'll look back and say ,"I remember when things were hard"

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Crime / Re: What Pickcredit Sent On Watsapp by omoplaycool(m): 5:38pm On Dec 14, 2021
grin no vex
Celebrities / Re: African Amazing Gymnasts Kids by omoplaycool(m): 11:25am On Dec 13, 2021
cool
Education / Re: Muslim Women Association Builds N6million School For The Deaf In Kaduna by omoplaycool(m): 10:56am On Dec 13, 2021
commendable grin
Crime / Re: Some Police Officers Extorted My Friend Of Over 100k by omoplaycool(m): 8:17am On Dec 11, 2021
Politics / Re: Northern Youths Cry Out To Buhari, State Governors Over Killings (video) by omoplaycool(m): 3:59pm On Dec 10, 2021
Good morning
Politics / Re: Northern Youths Cry Out To Buhari, State Governors Over Killings (video) by omoplaycool(m): 3:58pm On Dec 10, 2021
lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Suggest A Good Business That #300k Can Start. by omoplaycool(m): 8:31pm On Oct 17, 2021
Mercychen:
The only thing that will thrive this period is raw food stuff.
Get a strategic location for fast sales.

You can put someone you trust very well to help you manage it while you are at work. Then join him after work. Weekends, you'll be there full time.

Others may have other suggestions. for me, food is what is on the average mans mind in this period of hunger. So, there's no way you won't make sales daily.
Truer words have never been said

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Politics / Re: NCC: We Don’t Have adequate Coverage For Electronic Transmission Of Results by omoplaycool(m): 4:37pm On Jul 16, 2021
God help us
fergie001:

You are wasting your time. They know what they are doing.
Politics / Re: NCC: We Don’t Have adequate Coverage For Electronic Transmission Of Results by omoplaycool(m): 1:21pm On Jul 16, 2021
Sometimes one can't help but wonder
NGOs in the country who mostly work in the remote areas (villages) employ the use of ICT4D in making their work easier, faster and even more accurate
This things capture the date, time and even the geocoordinate of the location. When you upload this data (in this case electoral result) , it sends with or without network but only gets to deliver when the device is taken into an area with network coverage. If the results are going to be transmitted manually, the returning officer still has to get to the INEC office/town which always has network coverage.


Why can't we just go both?
Why do we always make mountains out of molehills?
fergie001:


SOURCE


Travel / Re: Train Goes Off The Railway In Ikeja, Lagos (Photos) by omoplaycool(m): 1:12pm On Jul 16, 2021
Don't stop laughing
Penguin2:
Nigeria is a joke
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong For A Married Lady To Cook For Her Ex In His House by omoplaycool(m): 10:04pm On Jul 04, 2021
BonPatrick:
Am not hurt see you guys are getting it wrong she came with free mind we didn't do anything she just renders help



This statement right here makes it so obvious that you already know the answer to your question before asking. If not, how else do you think folks are getting it all wrong?
Guess you're looking for people to support or validate it so you can feel good about yourself

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