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Subkid:
Please ladies and gentlemen, i am seriouly worried here. Is like i have erection dysfunction, one girl who recently attractd to me and was desperate to have sex with me despite i am a virgin, i was nervous of having sex but yestaday i decided to have sex with her, we romance n kiss etc. But when i try to insert my dick in her i loose d erection though her vagina was so tight. Later d girl told me baby, ur having weak erection, ur penis is not strong enough for penetration. She gave me money dat i should treat ''heat'' out of my body.dat she dont want to see such in me as am very young, please experience, doctors and nurses should advice me about dis cos am very scared now.

What you are feeling is not erectile dysfunction, its performance anxiety. Jerk off while on your own, if you have full erection then u don't have Any kind of dysfunction

Happy Monday

Happy Monday all.

JustinSlayer69:
I really wish to believe this "miracle"...

But we should have been shown a stage by stage process by which the growth shrinked.

How do I know this isn't a film-trick?

After all.... " God showed me a woman would win the US presidential elections"

By the way...I doubt a cancer patient would be that well-fed

My guy go and google pictures of anal cancer and that looks nothing like it. That look like an stuff with scrambled eggs

Man no fit foock again Na wa o

xoxo001:
Op, please can you wipe that little dot on your lips? na lie u just wipe so. Afin yato si oyibo

Chai this guy never see better afin for Mafoluku With Grey eyes. Oyinbo things

Dear Dapson, I just found out my fiancée lied about being biracial!!! I met her on a flight to Paris. She was very attractive, fair skinned with dark blonde hair. I assumed she was Biracial and I asked her which of her parents is Nigerian. She told me her father and both her parents lived in Paris. We hit it off right away and We ended up spending our holiday together. We maintained a long distance relationship for over a year. She got pregnant on one of her visits to me in Nigeria, so we decided to get married since we love each other anyways. We set up an introduction for our parents to meet each other. When her parents arrived to my family house my father welcomed them. My father Came to my room and ask me in Yoruba, Se Afin Ni Iyawo E' Ni ( is your Wife Albino) he said her father and a couple of their entourage appears to be Albinos. I Confronted her with this. Can you Imagine she Told me I'm asking a stupid question , "why am I pretending like I didn't know?" how can I know, even nosey market women missed it. When we went to Tejuoso, all the market people Where saying Oyinbo pepe. I went ahead with the Engagement because I didn't want to embarrass her. All the Signs Where there, I'm not sure how I missed it and how she failed to mention her mom was Ghanaian and not Oyinbo. I don't have any problems with her being an albino but I felt like she purposely deceived me to believe she was biracial(halfcast). I don't want a marriage based on deception. How do I tell her to get an abortion since I no longer want to marry her?




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Epositive:
and that girl has been calling since 5am telling me she's at my gate(all the way from ikeja) , thinking i will fall for her trick, no o not me , i just took some beans spiced with weed, i won't wake up till 5pm

Your babe name be Dami lol.

Aderola15:
Lmaooooooo

Some parents are just gullible, no apologies.
How in God's name will you let your child go through something as demeaning and traumatic as that. That was how my hostel mate subjected herself to the broom deliverance and my roomie and her friend were in support. I was like Jesu, are these the people have been going to school with.

She submitted herself Willing? Or Agege catch a thief beat down.

Aderola15:
Looool... It's annoying ooo

I was just there staring at him, the man got pissed and said I couldn't do anything to him with my evil power that he has dealt with more demonic spirits with the aid of broom. I just vexed and left my grandma with him, she came home to tell me the pastor told her to ask me what exactly my co Emeres want from me in order to leave me alone. I told her IPhone7 and na where matter end be that.

I swear this is weekend Comic, you are lucky though. I remember going to a revive With my gm years ago, A girl was accuse of being a Witch, poor thing denied it, 3 grown men beat that girl With Brooms , she Just balled up on the floor screaming in pain. The lady next to us said she saw birds Flying out of the girl. I was 9 and know what birds look like, I saw none.

ZarZar:
This reminds of a post I saw on FB, it went like: You live in a one room lodging, but you post a status saying "Breakfast in bed"...like you have a choice where to eat your breakfast

I can't believe some people actually believe the things people post on social media. Most is just a false representation to make themselves feel good about the realities of life. Noone's life is perfect, it's only perfect on social media because you can't see behind the scenes.

Being Jealous of a Friend doing Well is normal human emotions, it doesn't make you a bad person really.

Aderola15:
All these fake pastors sef... That was how one of them told my grandma I'm Emere

Lmfao, sorry I'm laughing. What did you do after that?

Dear Dapson, I swore a deadly oath with my Ex that whoever jilts the other or cheats will swell up and die. We were so in love and when she suggested it, I went along with the idea, now I think It was the biggest mistake of my Life. We have been broken up now for 3yrs. We Just got tired of each other, she was too possessive and we slowly drifted apart without actually saying it was over. I tried having other relationships, but once we get to the sex stage I would lose my erection out of fear of dying. I have been to two Pastors and they told me she's an Ogbanje and if I break it, its death. Last week I decided to go to her house, so we can go to see the man who swore us to the oath. I was sure it could not have been easy for her as well. On getting there, I met her mother who told me that my Ex is now married with a child and another one on the way. I had to tell her mother about the secret oath since she refused to tell me how to contact her daughter, out of fear that I would disrupt her marriage. Her mother had a good laugh at my expense. she said "you too?" before informing me that my ex makes every guy she dates swear a fake Oath, even her new husband. I told her I was still afraid, she then asked me why her daughter didn't swell up and die since she took all these oaths but has never had only one boyfriend at a time. That made a lot of sense to me and I've been intimate with women since without dying obviously. I wasted 3 yrs of my life scared and paranoid. I really want revenge. Should I expose her on Facebook so her husband and any other man she might have sworn an oath with will know she's a liar? what should I do about the pastors that kept lying to me? Help




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Oyinbo will see this and start laughing and say no wonder they don't have Electricity in 2017

Kingjoe7:
not as very stupid as u are,foolish yoruba thing

You Whole Family are Stupid, foolish Village thing.

EgunMogaji:
She doesn't have a green card and moreover only the government can do that.

The twitter guy said he filed for her, that means she's to a green card

Kingjoe7:
your English alone can make it impossible, like d country is not urs

You are very Stupid, typo is now bad English ode

Buharimustgo:
See u will never have any side chick like u said that will be 100% faithful concentrate on your wife,and don't mind her accusations, please stop being selfish when it comes to side chick dating other men,u have a wife for goodness sake

But if the poster can take care of her like that, it means she's an ungrateful being.

adeoba2008:
Rome was not built in a day. Innoson can get there.

Innoson I still making Kia with a different Log, so one day possibly.

If that her husband with the muscles? He will foock that woman back to her twenties

All he has to do is recall her Green card, she will be back to Nigeria in 3months

INTROVERT:
Shut.... Don't compare innson with benz

Help me tell him o. Your country dont have Electricity and you want to compete with Mercedes Benz, thought I've heard it all

Dear Dapson, I think am jealous of my best friend. I recently reconnected with my childhood best friend, after losing touch for about 10 yrs, on Instagram. I live in Texas and she still lives in Nigeria . When we were younger I was the beautiful and fabulous one but now she's definitely hotter and seems to have a fabulous lifestyle. Mature Slay Queen with Real Money to back it up, I mean vacation all over the world and what seem like a perfect marriage. I have a decent life but I work a lot to maintain that. I want to be happy for her but the ugly green monster keeps rearing it's head every time I see another fabulous post. I want to stop following her but I know she'll wonder why. I know this is wrong but I just can't help the feeling. How do I stop hating on this girl?




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Dear Dapson, l and my wife had been together for 4 beautiful yrs, and also been with my sidechick for two lovely yrs. My sidechick, she's in a private university; which l pay for. If my Wife get a Uk trips my sidechick will get a dubia Trip because that's the only Visa she can get then. I take care of both of them to the best of my abilities.They both Complete me. My wife compliment her short fall and she compliment Wife's short fall. They both praise me and flunt me on social media, Different class, so not Worried of getting discovered. Long story short.
l recently discovered that my sidechick had been in a 6mth relationship with her fellow student which l discovered when l took her and my wife to the state for vacation (different flight) While my wife went and visited my sisters, I would be with my sidechick. Got her a new phone. Stupid girl didn't know ICloud save Shit. She begged blah blah, but l don't feel comfortable having sex with her, without the use of condom cos am not sure of how many guys she's been sleeping with behind my back, and l don't want to infect my innocent wife with any disease. So l decided to leave her to be with my wife. Four months later Sidechick free. My wife has being complaining that am no more making her happy. I was a good husband becos of guilty and I didn't want to get discovered. All what am over doing for her not to suspect me of my unfaithfulness to her, now she's complaining that am not doing it again. Now should l get another sidechick to make my wife happy again? I have no desire for one now. Now she's accusing me of cheating.






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Jkfc:
I've been dating her for close to 8months now, and at first she didn't want to make love up-to 5 minutes.
I thought at first, maybe because we were just starting to date so she didn't trust me.
Now we are engaged and arrangements for wedding is in place and still exactly the same experience.
Today's own was like 1 minutes 30 seconds of penetration and she said it was okay.
We don't make love often maybe once a month, but everytime we do, this is always the case and I'm starting to get frustrated.
Is this normal?
Please what can be done about this?

If she's having orgasm in that 5min then its fine, but if she's not and she wants you to Stop, then you better get to the root of that problem because a marriage without healthy s3x life is a lonely marriage. Sex is the Wheel that keeps marriage Going. Try lubrication and see if she will Enjoy it then. My might have some form of Sexual Issues

The poster should get a sidechic to save his home.

My guy he's not her Ex, you are the Side dude. She said him as my Own, bet your name is saved as you name or babe

Buharimustgo:
I don't understand why Nigerians make so much noise about ladies that have butt and boobs,please take a trip to Ghana and feed your eyes,yet the Ghanaian guys don't give a damn about it

Because they see it everyday

Dear Dapson i am 30yrs old and the guy i am involved with is a few years older than me. he graduated with my sister and he and i are facebook friends. recently he randomly sent me a message on Facebook after i commented on his posts. every since that first convo we noticed a uncontrollable chemistry between us. we eneded up face timing and i felt like a teenager so nervous and giddy. he is married with a daughter. he tells me he is separated tho. he is currently in South Africa and coming back for good in a few months…. Am I jus entertainment for him while he's there? should i continue to get to know him and see what happens when he gets back? i dont want to continue to get my emotions involved and keep falling for him…..i jus told him today i needed to turn down my feelings for him and turn up our friendship and he said he he will stand by any decision I make. …..what do i do?


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SNOWCREAM:
Who in the fiery hell is Dapson again?

He's a Life coach.

Brb Let me eat my dinner.

Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Dear Dapson, l and my wife had been together for 4 beautiful yrs, and also been with my sidechick for two lovely yrs. My sidechick, she's in a private university; which l pay for. If my Wife get a Uk trips my sidechick will get a dubia Trip because that's the only Visa she can get then. I take care of both of them to the best of my abilities.They both Complete me. My wife compliment her short fall and she compliment Wife's short fall. They both praise me and flunt me on social media, Different class, so not Worried of getting discovered. Long story short.
l recently discovered that my sidechick had been in a 6mth relationship with her fellow student which l discovered when l took her and my wife to the state for vacation (different flight) While my wife went and visited my sisters, I would be with my sidechick. Got her a new phone. Stupid girl didn't know ICloud save Shit. She begged blah blah, but l don't feel comfortable having sex with her, without the use of condom cos am not sure of how many guys she's been sleeping with behind my back, and l don't want to infect my innocent wife with any disease. So l decided to leave her to be with my wife. Four months later Sidechick free. My wife has being complaining that am no more making her happy. I was a good husband becos of guilty and I didn't want to get discovered. All what am over doing for her not to suspect me of my unfaithfulness to her, now she's complaining that am not doing it again. Now should l get another sidechick to make my wife happy again? I have no desire for one now. Now she's accusing me of cheating.



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