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Family / Re: The Woman My Husband Left Me For Is Pregnant And I'm Not Handling It Well by omoyami: 9:48pm On Sep 11, 2023
Obierika:
The time has come for them to remove that "For better for worse , till death do us part" bullshit they use in wedding vows angry

It's a white man's injection propagated by his African religious merchants. It was not so from the beginning with our culture.
Politics / Re: Updates On The NLC Protests Nationwide by omoyami: 11:59am On Aug 02, 2023
Blitzking
Can some one do house warming for an uncompleted building..planning on doing house warming next week. it is still at decking sha so I can move in by August ending(enough of paying rent my children must begin to enjoy my salary) Just asking?[quote][/quote]

I take this as snide on Dangote Refinery

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple’s Transformation Photos Causes Buzz Online by omoyami: 3:04pm On Jul 29, 2023
It started with Camry and it's going with GeePee tank.

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Politics / Re: How Much Is A Litre Of Fuel In Your Area. by omoyami: 9:10am On May 30, 2023
I woke up to ₦600 per litre fuel this morning.

Abejukolo, Omala, Kogi State.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me by omoyami: 10:16am On May 22, 2023
woginid967:


It is clear you're a simp.

Pls get to meet mature guys who are financially strong and mentally stronger.... They'll teach you how to be a real man.

You should have made love to her long agao...... While giving her money and pampering her. She will forget any useless principle and become your sworn woman.


Watch puoorn with her and make out wit her. Then when she is so wet and Hot.... Rush and tell her you are late for a meeting. She go wan craze.... Then chat her up with sex chat later and thank her for being yours. Send her some cash.

Then tell her you really want to make her feel like a woman and take her on adventures. Describe it sexually to her.... That's all.

Then go out and buy alomo for yaself, buy pineapple 🍍 for her too it will make her veryyyyyy wet.

The watch 365 days movie together or any 18++ Filipino movie. She will not know when she is riding you and screaming your name. Use a condom if your pull out game is weak. But you should last for more than 2hrs inside her while changing styles at interval.

Get an alpha male to mentor you, so you dont shame your generation.



Ẹgbọ́n yí badt gan an.
Education / Re: The Transformation From 100L To 400L Of Two Ladies That Got People Talking by omoyami: 5:13pm On Apr 22, 2023
The good news is: They were able to micromanage thier friendship all the years in school. It's very rare among female students.

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Business / Re: Cash Swap: Nigerians React Over CBN Fresh Deadline by omoyami: 10:17pm On Jan 29, 2023
What CBN ought to do was to print more of ₦100. The new currency policy states that the ₦1000 and ₦500 notes shall be the store of value. That new ₦200 and lower denominations should be loaded unto the ATMs. So, more of lower denominations should have been our alternatives while they mop up the old ₦1000 and ₦500 notes in the circulation.

It's going to be difficult for politicians to store lower denominations because of the bulkiness.
Health / Re: From Faint And Wake To Slump And Die by omoyami: 7:30pm On Jan 19, 2023
Amalekki:
Look deeply, not on the surface... follow the money.

There is a season for planting and there is a season for harvesting. When everything was sacrificed on the altar of profiteering one day even your water will be adulterated for profit making.

- How safe is the water you drink?
- How safe is the beans you bought from the market?
- How much pesticides are in the cassava that produced the huge wraps of Eba that you just demolished?
- How safe is that your chemist's ''original" panadol extra fresh from India?
- How safe is the bottle used to package that affordable drink that you love?
- How safe is your house and neighborhood? I passed a neighborhood recently and the odour oozing out of the drainage can kill!
- What of the broken sewage next door that the landlord refused to fix? You consume all.
- How safe is the air you breath when you pass that neighborhood where your rich town man manufactures his fake "Made in Sweden" plastic products?

All na business?

Hahn Hahn, Amalekite.

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Celebrities / Re: Court Dissolves Paul Okoye And Anita's Marriage by omoyami: 9:55pm On Dec 19, 2022
CalabarPikin
Abeg, drop mic now. One side of CD plate don full. Make you no allow am dey crack.
Sports / Re: Tani Adewumi: 12-year-old Nigerian Chess Prodigy Granted Asylum In The US by omoyami: 7:14pm On Dec 14, 2022
GistFullGround:



Make una dey do "Amaka" there, talents are being stolen from Naija

Is talent useful in Nigeria? Who would have allowed an 8 years old boy to play chess in Nigeria? You wan destroy the pikin destiny ni? Na to pass English and Mathematics only na our parents Sabi here.

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Car Talk / Re: Automatic Transmission And Gear Repairs In Nigeria by omoyami: 8:49am On Nov 26, 2022
petrusevents:

Gear repair

It cost around ₦70,000 when add the cost of fluid and workmanship.

Now I am working on the option of buying another gearbox. If anyone can connect me with seller, I will appreciate.
Car Talk / Re: Automatic Transmission And Gear Repairs In Nigeria by omoyami: 12:14am On Nov 06, 2022
I took my car (Honda Accord 1999) to mechanic shop for gearbox repair. The car engine rev higher than necessary when changing gear. It also jerk when shifting from low gear to higher one particularly when ascending a hill.

He said it's fiber. When he loosen the box, he showed me two other iron that serves as pivot for the gears that they are weak, so I should change them.

On completion, the gear couldn't shift into another gear. It will take parƙing or putting the car to a complete stop to accelerate again. So, I returned the car to him.

He said he would change certain sensor. He later said it's the valve body that's weak and he doesn't have any for replacement. That I should be managing the car that way until I am able to buy new gearbox. Meanwhile he has packeɗ the fibre and other things he bought into the gearbox.

Gurus in the house, what should I do?
Gazzuzz, Dozieson, kingrein, nurey, and many other expert I couldn't remember their monicker, help me.
Politics / Re: Pharmacist Asuku: That Rallying Point For Nigerian Youths - Best Agbese by omoyami: 3:58pm On Feb 17, 2022
Amojii:
Small time now he will declare interest for politics...
When they have political ambition that's how they will become philanthropies over night

Same thing Okorocha did.

He's been groomed to take over from Yahaya Bello, or at least, to be running mate to CEDO in the coming gubernatorial election
Business / Re: Problems In Changing Proprietor Address On Cac Online by omoyami: 1:42pm On Oct 26, 2021
VNTS:

It is okay. Go back and press the toggle button for hiding the address back to public. Then save. o to the payment part and you will see the 25k payment option and the regular fee payment option. Ignore the 25k and continue with the regular fee.

That is all. Sometimes you get lucky and don't get charged for hiding director's address. Other times they charge you for it.

I am having an issue with my registration. After submission, series of queries followed and attended to.
Now, I was asked to delete branch addresses. The buttons for "Delete" and "Edit" appears but they are not responding. I have tried it severally both on phone and laptop, the same results - the buttons not responding.
I then clicked "Resolved" since last week. My submission is still pending up till now. Whereas it take maximum of 3 days to get it reviewed and feed back before now.

If there is anything I am missing, kindly tell me.
Romance / Re: What Does She Mean By This? by omoyami: 4:08pm On Oct 02, 2021
Similar experience with me. I have this girl, very bright and lively. I proposed, she said we should be friends.

I said, I can't be friend with you. I can only love you. She said she has someone. We were on it. She agreed to pay me a visit in my house, which she honoured. We hold hands, we hug and kissed. She left with the plan to visit at a later date. Till today, the "later date" has not come. She kept on with friendship mantra. I refused to accede to it.

I stopped chatting her. I stopped putting calls through to her. I haven't visited her in her house before and I am not even interested in doing so yet. Lest I forget, she has never opened her mouth to ask me for a dime up till now. Whatever I give, is on my volition. She always refused but I encourage her to take it.

The most confusing thing for me is that she checks on me in my shop at least twice a month. She checked on me up to 4 times in September alone. The last two times she came, she complained I didn't contact her.

Up till now, I hold hands with her. With other things we can do in the public. She never objects. And I love this girl, I know I really am.

But woman frustration is too expensive an article for me to maintain. I just dey look at her.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by omoyami: 10:28am On Jul 18, 2021
Kobojunkie:
May I inquire as to why it can't be true? undecided

I am interested to know why it can be true.
Business / Re: The History Of Money In Nigeria: 5 Things You Need To Know by omoyami: 6:37pm On Jul 15, 2021
Bustincole:
Honestly i have all dis money with me... all the whole coins are with me.



I add that bluetooth mouse so dat u wont say its not real


as u can see.... i have all of dem wit me... for future reference grin


OP forgot to add 2 naira in coin... here it is attached

Where is Kobo aluju (The one with star of David and hole at the centre?

You don't have it all.
Career / Re: The #nairalife Of An Education Consultant Departing His Low Income Roots by omoyami: 6:34pm On Jul 06, 2021
iHart:
Interesting,...

When we see fiction we know.

You are a tailor consultant. You collect money, buy materials and give tailors to sew. You pay the tailor his labour and cash out. Now you got a contract of #2M, with a down payment of 800k. You forgot to buy materials, send to the tailor and pay for his labour as usual. You just wired the whole advance payment to him? You no even cut anything from it. OK, no problem. You then used 500k to salvage the problem and didn't get your balance of 1.2M. That is to say you used 500k to deliver a job of #2M. My question now is: if 500k could have delivered the job, why pay 800k to the tailor?

[b][/b][i][/i] Ọlọ́pọlọ pípé.
Family / Re: My Wife Wants To Kill Me. What Should I Do? by omoyami: 11:37am On Apr 30, 2021
Zabiboy:
@OP,
The root cause of all this is the fact that you don't have money....
Forget all these pregnancy hormonal changes talk, women know it's what they'll go through during pregnancy so if anyone is throwing tantrum during pregnancy, it because she wants to see a reaction from you or want to use the situation to her favor ( to make you do things you wont have done pre-pregnacy which is manipulation in real terms)...
If you were financially good, you wont experience most, if not all of these stuffs here..
So bro, this should be a lesson to you, your unborn child and everyone around you....A guy should ensure BOTH HIM AND HIS WIFE TO BE are financially OK before getting married...
Goodluck bro

[b][/b]
Mumu. They said toddlers full Nairaland I didn't believe, but now I do.

Abeg go home go wash plate. The op need matured minds to advise him.

The op is financially down, that is a given. Major thing he need to do is to work on his finance. There has never, according to op's account, been a record of the said wife's misdemeanor before pregnancy. He even confessed she was supportive both in the farm and the home front.

When my wife was pregnant, she will eat okra soup this morning. If you want to wash the leftover away, she will said no but keep it for her she will eat it later. Believe me you, the okra will be there till second day when it started growing bacteria, that's when she would request for it. She would eat it with satisfaction. Same thing with akamu. And she is somebody who can't eat leftovers in her normal self o.

Things pregnancy does to women, no be here.

OP, that's the right way to be a man, real man. You have to be strong for her. Cook. You were eating before you married her. It's just 9months and you have endured 5 already. Don't die on the way like smoke. Except you want to remain single for ever, such things as your wife does will surface from another woman you will marry.

As a bonus, expect sleepless night when she put to bed as she may be tired out some nights. So you have to be watchman singing lullabies for your cute bundle of joy all-night long, as newborn babies cry a lot in the night and sleep a lot in the day. At times it take the whole night and it doesn't mean the baby is not healthy.

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Religion / Re: Kwara Hijab Controversy: Bishop Oyedepo Tells Muslims To Build Their Own Schools by omoyami: 3:13pm On Mar 25, 2021
I thought Nigeria is a secular state. Why condoning religious bigotry in the affairs that are purely secular? Why should anyone's religion be issue of national debate?
Celebrities / Re: Olayinka Solomon Acquires A New House In Lagos (Photos) by omoyami: 12:20pm On Sep 24, 2020
timbuk2:
of course...we all know that Nigerian Actresses are the highest paid in the world...so not really that surprising cheesy

Psychological satire!
Romance / Re: Reuben Abati Replies Ghana Police Commander On Sex Rounds by omoyami: 6:49pm On Sep 23, 2020
See how the presenter was laughing uncontrollably. Women with anything penis!

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Food / Re: What's That Worst Mistake You Ever Made While Cooking? by omoyami: 6:28pm On Apr 21, 2020
I was remembering this yesterday. While undergoing I.T. training in 2006, I wanted to cook roasted rice (rice + bean cooked together) and I didn't have salt. I went straight to Mama Kafaya room to collect her bottle of salt only to discover that I put detergent in my food when the boiling rice was foaming. I was a terrible experience that night, as I didn't have any other thing to eat and I haven't eaten anything since day break.

I brought the rice and beans down from stove, washed and washed and manage to eat it that way.

I thank God is has become a story of grass to grace.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 7 Golden Rules Of Logo Design Every Designer Should Follow Religiously by omoyami: 10:58pm On Jan 20, 2020
Mourinho24:
I WANT TO ASK A QUESTION. DOESN'T A LOGO NEED A SPIRITUAL BACKINGS FOR IT TO STAND OUT?

Bros, Aye ti n se yin. Olorun oba n gbo.

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Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by omoyami: 10:15pm On Jan 11, 2020
Odobirin Omidan Motunrayo BOLUFEMI so pe ile aye ti su oun. Ko si ohun kan ti o to mu oun maa gbe ile aye mo. Nitori idi eyi lo se gbe oogun oloro (ti awon oyinbo n pe ni sniper) ti won fi ma n pa ejo ati akeke mu. Ko ma ba ni anfaani lati le ri iwosan gba, ko mu u ni iwonba, odidi igo meji ti o to bi mililita ogorun meji (iyen igba mililita) ni o mu. Iroyin jakejado naijiria lo n de si eti igbo yin lati ile ise awon atewe safefe ori ero ayelujara ti nairaland. Lala ni amoju ero, Maindifofo ni o se atunto iroyin. Seun Osewa ni olootu agba.
O d'igba.

MODIFIED: That hand writing doesn't look feminine, or is it my eyes deceiving me?

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Family / Re: I Just Ended My Marriage! Single Mum I Married Still Contacts Her Ex Regularly by omoyami: 9:19pm On Jan 11, 2020
thorpido:

.,. A lot of single mothers will really try to make the marriage work with the benefit of hindsight.This one just didn't work.

The bolded refer. Majority, if not all of them don't take advantage of hindsight. They only use you to recover their "had I known(s)" e.g. "had i known I would have made him include my first name and initial on the land papers instead of mr.&mrs.", "had I known I would have formalized my partnership in his business". They also have what I call "knowing what I know now" syndrome. And if you want to be unfortunate, she will have more than one child and they are above six years old. The frustration, if you don't run for your dear life, will send you to your grave too fast ahead of time. I have been there.
Politics / Re: Malcolm Omirhobo Sues FG, CBN, AGF Over Arabic Inscription On Naira, Army Logo by omoyami: 11:06pm On Jan 10, 2020
Lukayly:
The Arabic text is not a quranic verse, it simply means #500 in Hausa

The inscription is not Hausa. It is arabic. Why using arabic when we have official language? Why can't they include hebrew word for naira values on our currencies? I have been querrying, of recent, the rationale behind prayer (both christian and islamic way) during official gathering and in public schools. Even religious knowledge should be banned in schools. Anybody that need to learn about religion should attend schools establish by religious body. The bane of our national progress is primarily religion. We view the political landscape along religious binocular. If president is a christain, his vice must be muslim, even if he can't deliver. All I know is time is coming, barring breakup, and it may be causal for breakup, religion will be banned in Nigeria.
Travel / Re: Fresh Crisis Brews In South Africa As Nigerians Get Eviction Threat by omoyami: 9:59pm On Jan 09, 2020
God, have mercy. This is new year and it is peace we need all over the world.
Family / Re: Wish One Or More Nairalander A Happy New Year by omoyami: 11:37pm On Jan 03, 2020
Helenbee queenitee Mhistahrah extremelygolden napoleonsammy omoyami cerowo nickshrapnel Ann2012 doctorexcel vakjay08 ekopsparrowayara igyeseh mekonglobal Happy New year to you all and every moniker skipping my memory rn. Jah bless[/quote]

SOULOHO19 Thanks for the mention. Glorious You shall emerge this 2020.

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Literature / Re: The Hole In The Wall by omoyami: 9:13pm On Dec 27, 2019
souloho19:
Merry Christmas to all my wonderful literature family. Hope y'all have fun....souloho will be visiting y'all one by one for Xmas rice o

Oga souloho19, na since xmas eve na im I don put chairman of beer (heineken) for freezer dey wait you. Kukuruuku wey I killed, im two laps dey bottom of my pot im don suck pepper and oyel well well. I keep am wait you. Abeg na ma hauz make you come first o. My belle sweet with your tory so tey I carry chair come siddon for literature section.

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Crime / Re: John Markus: Police Inspector Shoots Colleague Dead, Commits Suicide In Abuja by omoyami: 9:59pm On Dec 21, 2019
Shot himself to prevent been sent to the hangman. God help us
Crime / Re: Robbers Attack Ogun Hospital, Rob Patients And Staff by omoyami: 1:57pm On Dec 16, 2019
Awon oku ole, ogbole, olo$a alaini'tiju. Awon omo $aa.

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