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Car TalkRe: Free Driving Lessons For 20 People by onimcee1(m): 7:46pm On Dec 09, 2013
20 people come with 20 cars and you rob them. You don made for christmas. I suspect foul play. How can someone who doesnt know how to drive come wit his own car? Lets be reasonable pls. Christmas is near, fraudstars every where.
Jokes EtcRe: Different Types Of Call Summaries by onimcee1(m): 2:36pm On Dec 09, 2013
I rilly need to know the criteria for making front page pls. I am finding it hard to blive dat this made front page.
Christianity EtcRe: Reaction To Pastor Okotie's Sermon By Rev Fr Amen Sylvanus by onimcee1(op): 1:56pm On Dec 06, 2013
donphilopus: Is there any church called Catholic church?? Because, I only know of Roman-Catholic!
The term Roman Catholic is not used by the Church herself; it is a relatively modern term, and one, moreover, that is confined largely to the English language. The English-speaking bishops at the First Vatican Council in 1870, in fact, conducted a vigorous and successful campaign to insure that the term Roman Catholic was nowhere included in any of the Council's official documents about the Church herself, and the term was not included.
Similarly, nowhere in the 16 documents of the Second Vatican Council will you find the term Roman Catholic. Pope Paul VI signed all the documents of the Second Vatican Council as "I, Paul. Bishop of the Catholic Church." Simply that -- Catholic Church. There are references to the Roman curia, the Roman missal, the Roman rite, etc., but when the adjective Roman is applied to the Church herself, it refers to the Diocese of Rome
Christianity EtcReaction To Pastor Okotie's Sermon By Rev Fr Amen Sylvanus by onimcee1(op): 12:45pm On Dec 06, 2013
Wen I read d full text of pastor Okotie's controversial sermon, I started laughing & I just wondered why so many pple ar going haywire because of it. Haba, pple, we shld be bigger than somethings. I've decided 2 dissect his "sermon" & say somtin on dem in bits. Enjoy.
OKOTIE: "They are not Christians and have never been,"
ME: If Catholics hav neva been Christians, den Okotie is also not a Christian. History tells us dat d 1st non-Catholic Christian community is the Anglican Church which began in 1536, hence, until only about 500yrs ago, wat was known as Christianity was in fact, Catholicity. All oda churches started breaking away frm diz two afta dis tym. Whr did Okotie get his Christianity from?
OKOTIE: "They don't know Jesus. They believe that when they eat bread on Sundays, they are eating the body of Jesus. It's ritual."
ME: If Okotie is referring 2 anoda Jesus aside d historical/biblical Jesus, den he is ryt - Catholics dnt knw "Jesus". But if he is referring 2 d Jesus who walked d face of dis earth & who we read about in d Bible, den obviously, dis man who calls himself pastor has not read John 6:51-56, Mat 26:26-28. If a "man of God" is not conversant wit at least Mat 1:1 to Jn 21:26 dat deals wit d life & tyms of Jesus d Master, den I wonder wat he's doin at a pulpit.
OKOTIE: "It is only a matter of time before the Catholic church comes out to declare full service to Satan."
ME: Good enough, that has not happened in about two millenia. Why would the Catholic Church have to wait for so long to do dis? I don't tink d devil has such patience.
OKOTIE: "They do not serve the same Christ I preach about in the bible."
ME: Of course we do not serve the same Christ! Why should we serve a christ who encourages divorce? Why should we serve a christ who is comfortable seeing his "preacher man" neglect the message of d cross solely 4 dat of prosperity? Why shld we serve a christ who lies 2 & deceives his ministers? Chris Okotie has announced frequently in recent times that God has anointed him to be president of Nigeria. Alas, the prophecy hasn't come to fruition yet, as he has lost in the two presidential elections he contested in. But dis stands in sharp contrast 2 d words of Jesus in Mat 25:35. So, I say Okotie is right! Catholics do not serve his christ.
Finally, my advice 2 u all is in Col 2:4 & Mat 7:15
So I AM PROUD TO BE A CATHOLIC. Full final full stop!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by onimcee1(m): 6:30pm On Dec 04, 2013
I will only urge my fellow catholics to remain calm and ignore what ever pastor Chris Okotie has said abt us. He may be right, he may be wrong, whatever, we don't have to drag ourselves into a baseless argument as dat can make us Blasphem. The ways of God are not the ways of men.
PoliticsRe: 3 Of The 183 Thugs Caught In IMO Are Aregbesola's Aides by onimcee1(m): 1:38pm On Dec 03, 2013
donphilopus: They've been saying Punch is always in support of APC, whereas, when Anambra's election was just concluded, the same punch they say supports APC was still the one that reported that PDP was in an early lead, which happened to be force! With all these, who do we now say punch supports?? PDP or APC??
can you pls read your comment again? Just because punch reported a false story, which is lying against the PDP dat she is in am early lead now means punch supports PDP right?
PoliticsSecond North-east Economic Summit, Live On Nta. by onimcee1(op): 1:23pm On Dec 03, 2013
The programme is on right now and one of the excerpts i have picked out is, I was born by very poor people, what makes me to stand before great people like you today, is because i had the opportunity to attend the university; the words of president Goodluck Jonathan speaking on the low level of education in the North-east at the SECOND NORTH-EAST ECONOMIC SUMMIT. The program is live now on NTA. My question is, if you know dis sir, why play games with university education?
Jokes EtcRe: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by onimcee1(m): 1:59pm On Dec 02, 2013
ASUUFAMER: A student who wins project fame during assu strike. ASUUGUS: A student who contests for Gulder Ultimate Search during ASUU strike.
Jokes EtcRe: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by onimcee1(m): 3:20pm On Nov 30, 2013
OGOGORO street, at Igarra, Edo State.
PoliticsRe: PDP Rescues "Go And Die" Widow by onimcee1(m): 1:53pm On Nov 30, 2013
On my way to benin to go do some street hawking and be insulted by the governor. Definitely, i will get donation from well meaning Nigerians just as PDP has done.
CultureRe: Whats Your Native Name And Its Meaning. by onimcee1(m): 5:35pm On Nov 29, 2013
onimcee1: I am from Igarra in Edo state. My name is Oshiomoshofu meaning God is great.
my second is native name is Onimisi meaning the one i cherish.
CultureRe: Whats Your Native Name And Its Meaning. by onimcee1(m): 5:34pm On Nov 29, 2013
I am from Igarra in Edo state. My name is Oshiomoshofu meaning God is great.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Apologises For His Heartless Comments To A Widow by onimcee1(m): 4:28pm On Nov 29, 2013
Medicine after death cures no disease.
HealthRe: 10 Things That Can Actually Increase Your Lifespan by onimcee1(m): 9:14am On Nov 29, 2013
Tanx
PoliticsRe: Go And Die - Oshiomole Tells A Widow! by onimcee1(m): 9:04am On Nov 29, 2013
The same governor Oshiomole that told a blind man to go get a job meant for the blind. The same governor that called Ambrose Alli University campus students, pigs. Am not suprised.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 13 Things Mentally Strong People Don't Do. by onimcee1(m): 10:30pm On Nov 27, 2013
Thanks
EducationRe: Federal Universities Should Re-open - Pro-chancellors by onimcee1(m): 10:28pm On Nov 27, 2013
Will the lecturers be forced to teach? Even if the lecturers resume, will the pro-chancellors pay them their four months salary?
PoliticsRe: Sule Lamido: APC Is Political Fraud by onimcee1(m): 7:21pm On Nov 26, 2013
Now he has eaten his words.
SportsRe: Manchester City To Sign Kelechi Iheanacho by onimcee1(m): 4:13pm On Nov 26, 2013
This is just a step backward in this guy's career. He needs a small club to fully establish himself as the complete footballer he seems to be. Though i wish him to be a Manchester United player cos i am a united fan, it will only be a wrong choice for him at the moment. He needs a small club where he will walk into the starting 11 not a big club where he is going to rot on the bench. Goodluck to Kelechi on where ever he chooses to play.
PoliticsRe: Shocker! Archbishop Obinna “flogs” Gov. Okorocha At Assumpta Cathedral. by onimcee1(m): 9:23am On Nov 26, 2013
experimentist: This is highly indoctrinable! It is insufficient and unreliable to single-handedly metaphorsed to inadequacy. With the height of political disengagement the situation is kind of in a twilight atmosphere. In tandem with trends in vicinity, one will wonder what gingers the situation to a state of political chaos. The cabals are busy molesting the treasury while the middle class is busy pointing fingers to the lazy dogs. The situation is mathematical! Administratively, one have to gear up and make impact on several referendum. With the help of the intellectual anatomy, you have be able to distinguish between the hook and the crooks. This is fundamentally mental, even in a stable environment there's always one way or the other to ejaculate. Say no to opression!
if the pple cannot comprehend wat u communicate, your purpose of communication is defeated. You are just a poorman's Obahiagbon.
PoliticsRe: Shocker! Archbishop Obinna “flogs” Gov. Okorocha At Assumpta Cathedral. by onimcee1(m): 9:16am On Nov 26, 2013
ihedioramma: URUALLA PEOPLE IS ASKING THIS BISHOP TO GIVE THEM THERE OWN BISHOP AND THIS BISHOP TELL THEM YOU DONT HAVE ANY HOUSE WERE THE BISHOP WILL LIVE AND AFTER THE PEOPLE HAS TRY TO GET THE HOUSE WERE THE BISHOP WILL LIVE OVER 10YRS NOW, NOW ASK THE BISHOP WHAT IS HOLDING HIM TO GIVE URUALLA PEOPLE A BISHOP?
why make a fool of yourself here? BISHOPS DONT CREATE DIOCESE AND THEY DONT MAKE BISHOPS. The Pope Does.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Challenges Aggrieved Governors To Leave PDP by onimcee1(m): 12:45am On Nov 26, 2013
Symphony007: No doubt about it, goodswill akpabio is the most stupid man in nigeria. I don't know why he loves jonathan so much, is he gay? He underestimates the name lapdog.
na silly man dey know silly man.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Challenges Aggrieved Governors To Leave PDP by onimcee1(m): 12:42am On Nov 26, 2013
jeron1: fool...akpabio can never be wise. he has sold his birthright
wise man, wat birthright did he sell?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Search Hazards: Protect Yourself! by onimcee1(m): 7:25pm On Nov 25, 2013
Enlightening topic. Tanx man.
PoliticsRe: Revealed! Esan North East Election Rigged By APC In Edo State - Video by onimcee1(m): 12:13pm On Nov 25, 2013
Can you pls post the link to the video?
Christianity EtcRe: Prophecy For Wizkid Musician by onimcee1(m): 7:15pm On Nov 24, 2013
bolaino: sir there will be no such law, u know why sir? Cos u can not fight against the prophets of God, as for my prophecies, they come from the lord and i say them the way itthey are revealed to me, as for obadiah, he has proven himself that he is being guided by the hand of God, as for prophet TB joshua, i have nothing to say other than for you to read revelation 2:9
tell them. He who has ear let him hear.
PoliticsRe: "Why Northern Leaders Sneaked Yar’Adua Into Nigeria Without Telling Jonathan" by onimcee1(m): 7:16pm On Nov 23, 2013
Ok
RomanceRe: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by onimcee1(m): 11:57am On Nov 23, 2013
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime smiley wink


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week grin grin.When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night cheesy.Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling grin),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time. cheesy
badt gurl
EducationRe: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by onimcee1(m): 7:03pm On Nov 22, 2013
I hate intimidation nd bullying so i always fight for those on the recieving end but i alway fight wicked teachers. I also make people believe dat i am the macho man of the class. I am always feared nd i dont get bullied.
PoliticsRe: Tukur, Oyinlola Embrace At Nnamidi Azikwe International Airport by onimcee1(m): 5:37pm On Nov 22, 2013
donphilopus: People will continue to fight online/offline because of them, while they'd be enjoying themselves.

There are two politicians in my place. One is a senator rep APC, while one is a national commissioner in PDP. When LG Election was going on in our state, the senator came to our polling unit, and the national commissioner came too. Immediately the commissioner saw the senator, he went straight to hug him and they chatted up to 15mins.

The youths in our place are always fighting because of these two people, but when they saw them stading, they were perplexed.

I always dey laugh if people wan kill theirselves bcus of politicians.

If Buhari and GEJ should still meet in any place now, the same thing would happen, while we'd continue to blast ourselves online.
DD nd BB
FoodRe: Men And Woman, Who Eat Much Food? by onimcee1(m): 7:57pm On Nov 20, 2013
I think i have better informative and argumentative topics than this but they never made front page.
IslamRe: Muslim Inventions That Shaped The Modern World by onimcee1(m): 7:44pm On Nov 20, 2013
.Tanx for the info.

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