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CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Is Not A Human Being By Birth – Female Preacher Claims (video) by Onliie(m): 10:46am On Dec 05, 2021
That explains a lot
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri: Paying Of Tithe Cannot Provide Divine Protection by Onliie(m): 6:42pm On Dec 04, 2021
lexy2014:
Whose spiritual ignorance? Spiritual ignorance about what?

Have u been killed before Gods ordained time?
See question
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri: Paying Of Tithe Cannot Provide Divine Protection by Onliie(m): 6:16pm On Dec 04, 2021
lexy2014:
Have u been killed before Gods ordained time?
Spiritual ignorance is worse than disease
HealthRe: Share Your "Sleep Paralysis" Experience! by Onliie(m): 6:15pm On Dec 04, 2021
RUGGEDWEAVER:
What if the person now give up from there ? It will now turn to a case of sleeping and not waking up again
You can't die by holding your breath.
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri: Paying Of Tithe Cannot Provide Divine Protection by Onliie(m): 1:22pm On Dec 04, 2021
envoymedia:
Reno Omokri has tackled clergymen who teach their church members to pay tithes in church for provide divine protection, IgbereTV reports.

Giving reasons pastors still move around with armed security after preaching that paying of tithe provides divine protection, Reno said it is either the pastors do not pay tithe or do not believe in what they tell members.

He shared this thought on his Instagram page. He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CW8np4sDodo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
No one can kill you before God's ordained time? This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
HealthRe: Share Your "Sleep Paralysis" Experience! by Onliie(m): 4:12am On Dec 04, 2021
You can break sleep paralysis by holding your breath during the session. Adrenaline release will trigger your body to wake up instantly. Confirmed.
RomanceRe: Lady Blocks Her Boyfriend & Disappears After He Sent Her ₦2M Instead Of ₦200k by Onliie(m): 3:42am On Nov 24, 2021
siofra:
I know that nairaland men will believe this fake fake fake fake fake twitter story.

They are that gullible.
It's true. It has been on YouTube since last year, i think. The girl was actually trapped and caught. But the guy still let go. The guy seemed like a yahoo boy any ways. Both
are common thieves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pUScJEZvVI
Christianity EtcRe: 3 Celestial Church Members In Court For Rape, Organ Harvesting In Lagos by Onliie(m): 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2021
Iyaebe:
And I repeat, Cele na church?
Wolves in sheep's clothing(white).
CelebritiesRe: Adeyinka Alaseyori Celebrates Tope Alabi's 51st Birthday After Criticizing Her by Onliie(m): 2:03am On Oct 28, 2021
decatalyst:
Of course, maturity is not by age.

This one shows she is well groomed and, cultured and mature.

More wisdom to you, Yinka.
wisdom is directly proportional to age. It is the constant that is different for each man. I'm sure Yinka is not less wiser now than how she was last 3 years. Don't reject wisdom from older people because of skewed philosophy.
PoliticsRe: Biafra: "I Used To Lecture Abaribe On How To Live In Prison" - Shehu Sani (Pix) by Onliie(m): 12:51am On Oct 28, 2021
If you call Shehu Sani a fool, then you're an idiot. Just because you are fighting a righteous cause doesn't mean you can disrespect just anyone. That's why some people don't take you serious. Do you know how much this man has gone through for speaking out against tyranny? Stop making unnecessary enemies. I'm talking to you ipob apologists.
CareerRe: I Was Condemned For Returning ₦100,000 Forgotten By Passenger – Tricyclist by Onliie(m): 10:25am On Oct 26, 2021
Illuminatiship:
Return am but next time don't always return lost money because you never know where your blessings will come from.
Oponu
CrimeRe: Yahoo Yahoo Boy Ordered To Sweep Court Premises For 6 Months In Ibadan by Onliie(m): 3:48pm On Oct 22, 2021
Destiny can never be changed. He was meant to be a cleaner.
CelebritiesRe: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Onliie(m): 11:31am On Oct 17, 2021
ThreeEyedRaven:
But he is aware she is married ? What are you defending bro? He's equally guilty man, it's takes two to fvck and he's even more stupid for coming out to say it publicly that he slept with a married woman. thunder fire him there
You want to compare covenant with awareness. Do you know what covenant is?
CelebritiesRe: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Onliie(m): 11:29am On Oct 17, 2021
hammer567:
IF THAT GIRL HANDLE YOU IN BED, PLUS DROP HALF A MILLION IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND HAND YOU THE KEY TO UNA BENZ.



MA FRIEND, U GO BE HER PIIMP, FRIEND AND HUSBAND... EVEN BABY DADDY!
Na your type dem dey talk. Now you don talk something for your mind. Money worshipper.
CelebritiesRe: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Onliie(m): 11:27am On Oct 17, 2021
ThreeEyedRaven:
The hoes dint fvck herself. It takes two to make a hoe. They're equally guilty of the shame. Enough putting it all on women. No be stupid ashawo man go dey fvck married woman ?

He's even more stupid for not being ashamed to say it publicly
The man was not the one that entered marital covenant. He didn't vow to his husband to remain faithful. There's difference
CelebritiesRe: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Onliie(m): 11:18am On Oct 17, 2021
Olodo24:
I pity any woman that'd be fucking with KpoKpo after now. That guy na disgrace to men's folk. This olosho sha suppose keep kwayet so the that the gist go die, but I know say she wan use am stay relevant cos them fit do anything to trend. Tonto own sef worse. Na Jane husband I pity pass sha
That Jane's husband is actually worse than her wife. Why would you open your eyes and marry someone like that. Simp husband. Weak man. Nonsense endorser. Ahab husband, Jezebel enabler. Disgrace to marriage ministry. Marriage bastardizer. Had he mean he was deceived and doesn't know the kind of girl she is, he deserves all pity. But I have no love for him. He's actually endorsing and actually encouraging immorality. He his real enemy of marriage.
CelebritiesRe: Prince Kpokpogri: Janemena & I Had Sex Severally (Leaked Audio) by Onliie(m): 9:13pm On Oct 16, 2021
I no blame the girl, I blame the guy that knew her ways and still married her. Stupid men, endorsing immorality through marriage.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What To Sell Near Police Station by Onliie(m): 11:44pm On Oct 08, 2021
obonujoker:
This wasn't talking about the rapture... Read your bible Sir... Read the parable of the ten virgins...
Oya what was it talking about
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What To Sell Near Police Station by Onliie(m): 4:59pm On Oct 08, 2021
YorubaKinging:
False doctrine added by evil Catholics,

Jesus is coming down to the Earth with his hosts

He will meet us here

No one is flying to meet him halfway
so where did you get your own doctrine
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What To Sell Near Police Station by Onliie(m): 4:49pm On Oct 08, 2021
YorubaKinging:
Yes, exactly, just like I said , few chosen or the elects will be saved, just like 7 people were saved from the flood

There's nothing that shows their taken away is by what you called rapture

They can be hidden or protected miraculously
1 Thessalonians 4 Vs 15For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. 16For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: 17Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What To Sell Near Police Station by Onliie(m): 4:36pm On Oct 08, 2021
YorubaKinging:
The end is near

Contrary to the belief of many so called Christians who never for once read thier Bible with understanding

But they depend of the false prophets to feed them lies

We also have our false prophets here on nairaland,

The chief of which is righteousness2

There's no rapture , no one is going to be taken away

The Catholic devils inserted that particular misleading deceptive verse attributed to one Paul

In all the books written about the end times, there's none that points to an event where people will be taken away before punishments

Jesus said in Matthew 24
21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.


The days of tribulations will come and even the elects will be on the ground and be saved or hidden

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

It's only after the great punishment that Jesus will now come and start gathering all the scattered children of Israel from all around the world and bring them to thier land once again as promised


Please don't put your mind to any rapture,.

Prepare your mind for war and punishment

Only those who persevere till the end will be saved
Matthew 24 Vs 37But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 40Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 41Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by Onliie(m):
The problem is from the beginning, never marry a foolish woman. It's better to stay single for long period. This women will have sense when they stay long before getting married. You should have been observant is your courtship or dating period. Even Bible confirms there are foolish virgins
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by Onliie(m): 9:23am On Oct 06, 2021
truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back
All these nonsense, you can never satisfy a woman. She has to work on her self and be contented with her life
Jokes EtcRe: Most Used Memes On Nairaland by Onliie(m): 4:11pm On Sep 26, 2021
This

HealthRe: Help: How Do I Stop Oily Face Or Control It? (picture) by Onliie(m): 3:45pm On Sep 25, 2021
Idamond:
My face is always OILY and it also cause PIMPLES on my face because of that I stop applying cream on my face, and the resultant is causing pimples on my face..

even after taking my bath in less than an hour oil will pop out from my face even if I'm under an air-conditioned...
please how do I stop these.
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FamilyRe: If Your Daughter Did This To Your Car, What Would You Do? (Photo) by Onliie(m): 8:09pm On Sep 24, 2021
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CelebritiesRe: Money Is Everything! - Bobrisky Tells Chude Jideonwo (Video) by Onliie(m): 6:44pm On Sep 21, 2021
This mumu will learn the hard way just like many generations of fools have learnt.
CelebritiesRe: Alex Unusual Criticize Ladies Praying That Somebody’s Son Should Find Them by Onliie(m): 3:39pm On Sep 21, 2021
Authority1o1:
Okay...


I agree with her submission, only that she's being inconsiderate and itsy bitsy unsympathetic.

She found her way to the spotlight for a moment, which made her visible to rich pricks.

How would a regular girl from a regular background build up herself when there are no pricks to invest in her clitocurrency wallet?

She can only dream and pray.

RomanceRe: My Married Ex Pestering Me For Sex by Onliie(m): 11:42am On Sep 19, 2021
Some guys when dey have girls pestering them for sex, they think it's because they are attractive or because they are quality men. But they don't realise are entering into trap.
Car TalkRe: Delta Man's New Car Involved In Ghastly Accident Before It was Delivered To Him by Onliie(m): 3:59pm On Sep 13, 2021
Easy come, easy....

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