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No be person wey fit cater for her needs dey fight for feminism?

Dem no reach jhoor

Mystery2020:
Cockroach
Immediately I got to Falomo, a Cockroach crawled out from my coat and flew at on of the passengers. It was killed. Two other ladies were murmuring about the incident behind me. Thank God it didn't enter the company office with me.

Body odour
I have been wearing that round neck vest for three years. The armpits have become stained with mold, sweat, bacteria and Sure™ roll-on/body spray. I smell like a he-goat anytime I sweat.

That fateful day, I put on this black Chase Deer underwear, a white shirt and a suit. The MD told the HR/Admin woman to take me to the board room. My jaws began to shake after about 2 minutes. The AC in the MD's office is the type that gives slim people malaria.

Two Christ Embassy guys sat in the board room. The first, a "beard gang" type was the project manager. The other one, a senior bachelor, is the type of "brethren" that speaks in tongues whenever they climax during sex. He likes wearing suit.

Unfortunately the AC in the room was off and I started sweating. The guys signalled eachother with a slang which means something is oozing. The senior guy told the bearded one to open the windows.

Fortunately, they were contract staff who do not make hiring decisions.

Being broke is not an excuse to be dirty.

Then take your own advice and never try that again. Damn!

Nightwolf1:
Wetin concern Obidients with armed men

We move like Maradona

Which kain ball him dey play wey nobody de tackle am

Stupid politicians, always showing off during elections

E be like say them never scam this one before

For your presence she dey hug, for your absence nko?

Johnnyjohnnyman:
I have no doubts about my other 3 children because they are mine 2 are my carbon copy and the other one is his mother carbon copy

Run a DNA on that one that resembles his mother bro. At this stage, u cannot be sure of anything.

It's funny how two people will claim to love each other to the point of going to the alter to take that vow. Only to come back to the house just after seven months of separation with a pregnancy.

Sometimes I wonder if I will ever tie that deceitful nut.

Legend!

Happy retirement

BiafraAburi:
May manners kee you there. We have seen you with your own manners. Fulani has ruled and killed as much as they want and are still killing and clamoring to rule you again through Atiku, and you have no problem with it, but Igbo and Peter are your problem. How daft and dumb you seem. Thunder will fire all of you zoo people, and like i said above, we have finally cornered all you zoogerians. It is either Peter Obi as your president, or Biafra, choose one.

If I may ask, what have you achieved with your stupid Biafran agitation. U only ended up killing each other in the east.

You always want to eat their cake and have it back right, playing the victim card. U can keep your stupid Biafra but Obi will never be president. Stupid thing

9jahotblog:
ranting and wailing has started already, we are now in campaign season, Peter Obi supporters will be the one to bring Obi down. You guys have seen the reality that Obi will be defeated well in the poll. You will still not gree. Agidi poju. Labour Party has no structures in Nigeria politics.

Honestly.

BiafraAburi:
Since you can't stand Igbo president, then assist to do the needful. No one is begging you fools this time. Igbo man must rule you wether you like it or not. We have cornered you urchins this time, it's either Peter Obi as your president or Biafra. Choose one..

That is the biggest problem you people have, no manners. It stinks

Hey, how exactly are they slaving the igbos?

Who is slaving the igbos and where?

He is still hoping to beat Messi's ballon dor records na. The guy na complete ode and too self centered.

Him wan use him hand scatter the good name wey him don create for himself b4 im eye go clear.

Righteousness2:
What an Unfortunate death!

What on Earth will you tell the Lord JESUS you were doing?
What on Earth will you say to Abba Father?

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Matter of Eternity is not a joke or funfare.
There is a way that seems balling unto a man or lady, the End thereof is Destruction.
Once you Depart without JESUS Christ, you are gone . You are wasted.

Take the matter of your Eternity seriously.
A relationship with JESUS is the greatest gift you can give your soul.
Heaven and Hell are Real.

Who be this?

Died in active service

So this old man like this still de chop p*ssy, york!

FG don the dribble both ASUU and students at the same time

Chai, FG deserve world best

Big deal, rubish!

Gibberish!

Messi is the GOAT

Jagbajantis!

jbsuth:
I am serious. I did it without being present. Though i was around . She is nt dead but facially over. I am not at large. I am just watching the scene via my fathers restlessness. I feel like letting him know and i will do my worse. I am pained and i have been betrayed. I am not getting close to any woman again for the rest of my life. I feel like ending his life and end up in Jail for the fucking rest of my life.

Ending his life and ending up in jail means u bleeped urself up. Common, he isn't worth your freedom and future. I know u are hurting now but with time u gonna heal.

Imagine healing on the other side of the wall. You are definitely gonna regret your actions.

My advice, ignore him and leave the house, go far away, infact far enough to make you heal faster.

For the record, what u did to the bitch is wrong nevertheless.

You poured acid on her?

What in the legitimate f*ck.

Is she dead?

Are you at large?

Which kain lie b this

The last place u shud sought this type of advice is on nairaland. LOL

Listen brah, there r people in Lagos rn that don't even half of that amount and they are still living. If you are sure what u r going there to pursue will pay out, then I don't see any reason why you shud not follow your heart.

300k Awoof?

Buhari come and see this. This people are insulting your legacy

Holybaddo:
Be careful oo

Before you appear before Court as a rapist
I will never trust Daughter of Eve

A girl in my house, on my bed, rape, how?

Na naja b dis, police no go even look the case twice

I don't understand.

Have they changed the definition of decent in the dictionary?

Mystic216:
Na you need to be wise
What are you discussing with a girl on phone for hours

Is like the dude no get work sha

Lifeemetu:
Omo fear naija babes ooo

Legit!

Kikikikiki....
I laugh in swahili.

Oya, u can go play football