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Education › Re: Half Salary: ASUU Declares One-Day Nationwide Protest Rally by Onucs(m): 11:45am On Nov 14, 2022
muykem:
I think that after this face off, ASUU will learn a great lesson. You can not be forcing your employer to always do bid through strike.
Their own don too much
Sports › Re: FIFA To Introduce Enhanced Football Intelligence At FIFA World Cup 2022™ by Onucs(m): 1:37am On Nov 12, 2022
Is it just me?

Because I think the more the rules the more boring the game becomes.

I prefer early twenty first century football
Crime › Re: Enugu Police Arrests 18-year-old Girl For Killing Her New Born Baby by Onucs(m): 1:33am On Nov 12, 2022
Good riddance

Stay one place, you no go hear. You will be f*cking up and down. Now you have killed an innocent child. Ada wetin you gain?
Celebrities › Re: You’re Getting Old” – Netizens Criticize DJ Cuppy For Turning Down A Potential S by Onucs(m): 12:02am On Nov 12, 2022
WTF grin
Celebrities › Re: Chris Evans Is Crowned People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive For 2022 by Onucs(m): 11:25pm On Nov 11, 2022
RPG2020:
Show your picture na let's comment if you like go copy and paste hush puppy picture say na you

Agriculture › Re: I Turned My Home To Garden Of Eden by Onucs(m): 9:31am On Nov 11, 2022
Dey careful sha, make serpent no come cut fruit for your wife grin
Romance › Re: I Feel So Down And Depressed by Onucs(m): 6:52pm On Nov 10, 2022
Did I see children from wedlock?

Anyways, look for a partner or partners as the case maybe and go into a business venture with that your 1million. If you start making more money now, you will forget about depression.

When you become a multi millionaire, you can buy yourself any husband of your choice grin

What you need is a purpose. Suicide is never an option.
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen To Replace Benzema At Real Madrid by Onucs(m): 6:51pm On Nov 10, 2022
If the angel of greatness finally picks your file, everything else becomes rosy rosy.

All the best Osimehn
Health › Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Onucs(m): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.


With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Do you know how to handle the nipples to produce an electrifying effects ?

How well can you manage the VJ ?

Have you mastered the art of using your tongue ?

And make your woman's toes curl up as she moans in ecstasy while you are immersed in her ? The tongue is a sexual arsenal when skillfully used.

Are your palms smooth and capable of sending your woman to dreamland in erotic highness?

The fingers of a sex maestro can cause an eruption in woman. Never to be forgotten !

Your dick is not the issue here.

You have a whole lot to learn FIRST !

Good sex is an art !
You suppose don write book ma. title: The art of Sex shocked
Education › Re: Half Salary: Lecturers Not Casual Workers - ASUU by Onucs(m): 10:57pm On Nov 08, 2022
Syntyche1:
Not fair at all
About time this God damn lecturers understand that they were employed by the FG and not the other way round.
NYSC › Re: Abdulwahab Commissions N1.3m Worth Borehole Project By Sdgs Cds Group by Onucs(m): 5:50pm On Nov 08, 2022
Bravo
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Sentenced To 11 Years In US Federal Prison For Online Scams by Onucs(m): 11:09am On Nov 08, 2022
Menezandy:
You be bastard naso them go hang all your siblings
Ode, very soon, e go be you and your family turn grin
Celebrities › Re: Chris Evans Is Crowned People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive For 2022 by Onucs(m): 9:33am On Nov 08, 2022
How?

wetin happen to me grin
Nairaland General › Re: Buhari Will Intervene In ASUU’s Half Salary Drama – Gbajabiamila by Onucs(m): 9:31am On Nov 08, 2022
Gbaja, are you sure, he is aware grin
Romance › Re: Stay Away From Issues Between Two People Who Have Seen Each Other's unclothedness by Onucs(m): 12:59am On Nov 08, 2022
Why not just use unclothedness, it's simpler
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Sentenced To 11 Years In US Federal Prison For Online Scams by Onucs(m): 12:46am On Nov 08, 2022
Yeye thief

He deserves to hang jhoor.

Him and his kind have corrupted the minds of little boys on the streets, making them think that fraud is a good thing.
Romance › Re: Women No Longer Need Men To Satisfy Them Sexually, They're Weak, Says Angela Egu by Onucs(m): 9:38pm On Nov 07, 2022
Please, is there a more cruel way of calling her ashawo
Politics › Re: How True Is This? by Onucs(m): 6:37pm On Nov 07, 2022
Silly SCAM grin
Romance › Re: He Feels Like Dating Me Afresh by Onucs(m): 6:35pm On Nov 07, 2022
Girls, una too much

Comrade dat has already started plotting his graph on how to get in there grin
Agriculture › Re: Big Hippopotamus Killed In Ganaja Village Kogi State by Onucs(m): 2:40pm On Nov 07, 2022
Badabada:
I trust my people, by now dem don butcher am for daily bread.
Na so e suppose b normally
Science/Technology › Re: UK Man Becomes First To Receive Bank Microchip Implant For Making Purchases(PIX) by Onucs(m): 1:20am On Nov 04, 2022
doggedfighter:
Science and technology at work !







Religious folks rushing in here to spew trash !
Omo backwardness dey those people gene swears grin
Science/Technology › Re: UK Man Becomes First To Receive Bank Microchip Implant For Making Purchases(PIX) by Onucs(m): 9:10pm On Nov 03, 2022
Righteousness2:
In all my years of Watching for the return of JESUS Christ, I have never seen things Converging as they are right now.
Endtimes Bible Prophecies are flipping off the pages in warp speed!!!!
Agbalagba, is this one too a bad thing?
Science/Technology › Re: UK Man Becomes First To Receive Bank Microchip Implant For Making Purchases(PIX) by Onucs(m):
What if him meet accident and his hand cut off, ATM card don lost b dat grin
Romance › Re: I Have To Quit Masturbating From Today, My Life Depends On It! by Onucs(m): 8:57pm On Nov 03, 2022
Wonderbulous! grin
Education › Re: Another Strike Looms As Nigerian Government Pays ASUU Half Salaries For October by Onucs(m): 8:55pm On Nov 03, 2022
The government tried nau. If they resumed on the 16th, they are supposed to be paid 16 days salary.

ASUU suppose return change to government grin
Romance › Re: "True Love" – Reactions As Young Man Spotted Carrying His Bride On Motorcycle by Onucs(m): 9:19pm On Nov 02, 2022
why is it that, when a girl is seen in the company of guy that has not made it yet, it is termed true love as though she is doing the guy a favour. i missed the scripture that says a woman should not make her own money.

women always wanting to be liabilities, modio!
Webmasters › Re: Urgent Please: Who Can Help Me Attend To This by Onucs(m): 8:01am On Nov 02, 2022
I am a professional backend engineer. I use PHP (specifically laravel framework).

You can reach me on +2348120954557(whatsapp), lets discuss.
Romance › Re: Who Off Rapper Takeoff ? by Onucs(m): 3:43pm On Nov 01, 2022
Angrygoat:
No tears for the dead. Stupid gangstar for studio. Stupid wack pop artist,rapping.trash and useless mumbling of words. U can never hear 50ty or even young buck or even Drag on ,playing dice with low lives. U are rich and wealthy but got no class.. blacks are cursed forever
Abroad,esp America. U can get popped for the slightest thing like stick of cigarette, bottle water,dice,below 1 kilo coke,looking at someone wrongly,America esp black hood na fast way to die,cos
Eveery mofocka out thr in America esp blacks are high on drugs 24/7, hallucinating while being strapped.. na why I like snoop. He run go white hood,dey live peacefully.
It baffles me how stupid these guys can get.

Always carrying guns around and intimidating each other.

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