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I think i will need to keep my john thomas tightly packed under my boxers to avoid public embarrasment.can u imagine?

o boy see as that guy leg black?

berem:
When a man cheats, they say its a man's world and men are polygamous in nature. When a woman cheats,all hell let loose and she's called all sort of names and she's even thrown out of her matrimonial home.

Ini Edo,its time to move on babes. Life must surely go on!

Partner in crime.,E be like say na this ini edo lifestyle u sef dey live.akwuna kwuna.

[quote author=SexyFox post=/post/26830193]I was standing in a line to withdraw money in a bank today, I raise my head looking for a spot to snatch for myself so I can withdraw and leave the bank. That was when I saw the most wonderful smile I have ever seen. As soon as our eyes met I quickly remove my face. The moment when I was looking at him, I felt the time pause, my legs shaking and my stomach doing some funny movement. Through out my time in the bank I kept glancing at the banker. I believe that was love at first sight.

Have you ever experience something similar?[/quote]I think i'm in love.I love u.I can't wait to lay my hands on those boobs.

MissyDivah: Gina

Sweet Jesus,baby on a serious note i will be most grateful if i have ur contact.

mine was onwuball

prettythicksme: very good kudos to you@op let me add the last one never date a brokeass nigga who is lazy and NFA

U don suffer for that guy hand no be small,na so ur man be?,ndo.

I've been friendzoned and i don't know how to come out of it , though the girl has friendzoned me but i still love her and i'm ready to spend all my life loving her.HER NAME IS MARY J .

Akpu and better ogbono soup,try it then thank me later.

Guess who's back8-).

8 o'clock news*enjoying my groundnut and garden egg*

before i go out i dey smoke my mary j wella,then my eye go come red like crimson any lady wey my eye jam her own go first comot eye because by then if u see my face u go know say na devil u see.

oga for u to be free from seeing her in ur dreams here are some requirements,chop five alligator peppers before u sleep at night,when u wake up in the morning burn five different colored candles i bet u will not see her in ur dreams again..thank me later.

HopeAtHand: 'If you're having gal problems i feel bad for you son, i've got 99 problems but tha bit*h aint one..hit me' --- Jay Z.

One bottle of gulder for u.

common sense is very scarce8-)

MichaelSokoto: Praise be to God

PDP shebi una c as diz kain news dey sweet me wella

APCs northern votes alone will complete & pass d formerly targeted 12million, then plus 20million plus 4rm southy, everyfin 2geda atleast 30million votes 4 APC in 2015
Jehovah, Allah, Eledumare, Chukwu's name be praised!

Haterz go get a life in advance

Ukwa ga adagbu gi there.fool:@

I want to eat hot eba and oha soup this morning.

*In phyno's voice*Ndi a na ako tuuuu.

As for me any girl wey dress like masqurade wants attention,i trust me and my guys na if u do mistake dress like mammywater come pass for my hood omo u no go fit use ur mouth talk wetin u take ur eye see for ur hand.

In this game i for like make chelsea loose but that's not possible*Stunch man utd fan*8-)

Rochas see make i tell u one bitter truth,if u like make u turn urself to palm wine tapper u are OYO.

forkadict: Mgbeke!

U'll live long.

manny4life: What is Big Brother Africa?

I am asking a honest question.

Big brother africa is a system whereby a group of prostitutes(both male and female) gather together to bleep theirselves.

This one na another ashawo in the making(beverley osu tins)

armadeo: Its not fashion. Its cosmetic. The white eye is unsightly and many people are self conscious having such. The aim is to colour it and make it appear normal. This eye is usually blind hence its just for cosmetic purpose.
This technology is not new and is done here in naija too.

How market?

This country called nigeria needs the intervention of God before things will get right .