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 Jokes Etc › Akpors D Sharp Guy by onyeego(op): 8:31pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
Akpors went into a restaurant to have launch, he was served fufu with egusi soup. He finished the soup but had some fufu remaining in his plate. He called d waiter and said abeg give me small soup make I use finish this fufu. The waiter went and brought soup for him. A little while, he called the waiter again and said; abeg give me small fufu make I use finish this soup.  |
| Politics › Re: How Telephone Glitch Frustrated Obama's Move To Reach Jonathan by onyeego(m): 4:43pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
And so? Do u know how many times I've tried to reach Obama without success  What goes around comes around |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People On Nairaland by onyeego(m): 3:19pm On Nov 24, 2012 |
11. The billionaires; They have billions in their accounts scattered all over the world,yet they know the current price of kulikuli in d market and different methods of soaking garri 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Akpors And HIV by onyeego(op): 11:31am On Nov 23, 2012 |
speeder: is this a joke or a statement?like i said u will not see d joke if ur problems are bigger than d joke |
| Politics › Re: Most Wanted Kidnapper In Delta State Is A PhD Holder — Commissioner Of Police by onyeego(m): 9:48am On Nov 23, 2012 |
kingoflag: Yeah, yeah, yeah, PhD holder... Nigerian Degree, right?Shatap! |
| Jokes Etc › Akpors And HIV by onyeego(op): 11:43pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
Armed robbers visited Akpors late in d nite They shouted "your money or we inject u with this syringe which contains HIV virus" Akpors thought for a while and asked them to excuse him. He went into his room,came out a told the Robbers "oya inject me the HIV" The robbers injected him and left. He called his wife and said "honey, this robbers no get sense,they no know say I go wear condom before they inject me with the HIV Note: It's not my fault that your problems are BIGGER than this joke  |
| Food › Re: When Broke What Food Do You Eat by onyeego(m): 11:32am On Nov 22, 2012 |
Never been broke in a long time sha. But whenever it happens, na start dey drag food with junior be that ooo And dat includes bosom milk 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Men When ladies Insults You, What Do You Do? by onyeego(m): 11:13am On Nov 22, 2012 |
She will not have the chance to insult me. Abi she no want Brazilian hair,BlackBerry,school fees,chop money? Of cause,she knows the consequences. |
| Phones › Re: GLO Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by onyeego(m): 10:59am On Nov 22, 2012 |
O.michael.O: |
| Politics › Re: Handicapped Lawyer Beaten-up At Presidential Committee Hearing by onyeego(m): 1:44am On Nov 22, 2012 |
But wait ooo, why did he go there if all he wanted to say was that the matter was already in court. He should have written them instead and copied the court. |
| Phones › Re: Ebube Essien-Garricks On How She Will Spend Her N64M by onyeego(m): 2:54pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
yuzedo: Even if that babe gives me N63m i won't marry!bros i think say na only me dey see am oooo. N100m i no marry |
| Politics › Re: Hon Farouk Cleared Of Wrong Doing by onyeego(m): 7:25am On Nov 21, 2012 |
where is NLC and SNG? Or is this not PROTEST worthy |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Private Jets: CAN Slams Kukah, Bakare by onyeego(m): 8:44am On Nov 20, 2012 |
As long as CAN continue to speak against the killing of Christians in Nigeria and fight to guarantee Christians worship their God freely,go to church and not return in bodybags or in pieces; all other things is not of importance. We all know that the life of the present CAN president is in danger cos am yet to see any press release or media chat where boko haram do not say how bitter they are with the president or his office. If a private jet will give him more security; why not? Before this Man came to CAN, Christians are targeted and killed daily, nobody talks about it or condemns it.The best they do is to set up an inter-religion committee where the sultan and the president of CAN will be co-chairmen,they will drink coffee,shake hands and hug themselves while Christians are hacked down daily. This Pentecostal pastor has told Christians to protect themselves; yes, Pentecostals are radicals 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Gala by onyeego(m): 10:58am On Nov 19, 2012 |
yomibabe: Why can't gala make their expiry date more visible most times one can't even read the date well.You mean d faked ones |
| Family › Re: I Cant Stop Thinking by onyeego(m): 5:56pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
U never hear of s3x without conditions. Abi na compensation u dey find? Free the woman joor. You have been OFFICIALLY used and DUMPED |
| Nairaland General › Re: Can You Give A Prostitute Lift On Your Ride by onyeego(m): 5:40pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
They are humans too you know. Never say never. He without sin cast d first stone |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does God Watch His Children Suffer ? by onyeego(m): 5:35pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Esau I hate,Jacob I love. That was God speaking,God doesn't love all men equally, this is a very difficult fact that we must accept with God. He is God,who are we to question him. |
| Car Talk › Re: Old Number Plates Invalid By Sept. 30, 2013 -FRSC by onyeego(m): 12:54pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
F.I.R.S.==> Generates Money for the Government and BULLY you in your office. F.R.S.C.==> Generates MONEY for the Government and bully you on the ROADs Why do they have so much in common  Why not merge the two and stop confusing me. 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: 6 Important Men's Fashion Rules To Live By by onyeego(m): 6:30pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
All this oyibo copy and paste. Bottom line wear what ur woman likes Or live to regret. |
| Romance › Re: deee by onyeego(m): 10:52pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
U well atall |
| Phones › Re: Which Is Most User Friendly, Samsung, Nokia, Bb Or iPhone by onyeego(m): 2:27pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Windows mobile |
| Phones › Re: Nokia Promo.can This Be True Or Fraud? by onyeego(m): 8:56am On Nov 09, 2012 |
Fraud |
| Phones › Re: All Htc Problems Post Here For Solution by onyeego(m): 8:07pm On Nov 07, 2012*. Modified: 9:52pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Papa D,I've been able to solve d problem Thanks |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by onyeego(m): 2:47pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
When I can't help someone in need, am broke. 2 Likes |
| Properties › Re: Cost Of Building A Bungalow To Finishing Level? by onyeego(m): 4:40pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
edehhenry@Yahoo.com |
| Properties › Re: Cost Of Building A Bungalow To Finishing Level? by onyeego(m): 4:32pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
nonylove: 3 bedroom with DPC In Ajar axisN6m  |
| Properties › Re: Cost Of Building A Bungalow To Finishing Level? by onyeego(m): 3:59pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
no. of rooms? Standard?type of roof?doors? Wall finish?of windows? Source of water supply? Location e.t.c |
| Politics › Re: Mansion Built For Minister Of Niger-Delta In Abuja (Pictures) - SaharaReporters by onyeego(m): 10:13pm On Nov 03, 2012 |
Where is the Mansion  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Skip This Short Prayer. It Might Be Your Turning Point! by onyeego(m): 9:44pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
I want God to help me recover my money from people that are stronger than me. Amen |
| Business To Business › Re: 2,000mt Charcoal Contract For Sale. by onyeego(m): 12:49am On Nov 01, 2012 |
contract details Billonaire1henry@Gmail.com |
| Car Talk › Re: Thermostat by onyeego(m): 12:07am On Nov 01, 2012 |
Siena: Without a thermostat in place, your engine temperature will be controlled by ambient temperature. So in traffic, your coolant will creep up to the 80 - 85 degree mark, but drop to the 40's when doing a constant speed. Not good.Thank you Siena,I must commend you guys for the good job you do here. I will do as you have advised 1st thing tomorrow, I will also update you and seek for your advise as the need arises. I read in this thread where you said something about coolant and ratio 50:50. Kindly recommend a brand that will be suitable for my 190 Formally, I use to think that cooler the engine the better but thanks to you guys I know better now. Thanks once again. |
| Car Talk › Re: Thermostat by onyeego(m): 3:52pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Ikenna and Siena,I have a Mercedes Benz 190 that is pre 90, I love the car cos of its ruggedness and reliability. I know that the thermostat have been removed long ago based on the assumption that it causes overheating and the fan blade is welded to the engine. Whenever I drive the car the temperature gauge is usually below 80 but it rises rapidly when idling but doesn't overheat. I also observed that the temperature gauge will show readings slightly above the 40 degrees mark whenever the ambient temperature is cold(say when it rains) I will like to know if I will have the thermostat reinstalled and other things I need to do. Note:After going through the thread I called the mechanic to tell him of my intention to reinstall the thermostat but he strongly advised against it. Thanks 1 Like 1 Share |
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