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I absolutely love Goapele!!!! She is like my idol. My mom bought me these earrings that are similar to hers which I absolutely adore and let no one borrow.

She is just a free spirit and optimistic and just herself.

@poster

I don't know how many times I have went out with my mother to buy gifts for the workers in my Dad's office and what does he get back you ask?? Lawd have mercy.

Oka each year he buys five gifts. Three out of those five are to Nigerians of different tribes. {Igbo, Yoruba, and Edo} And the other two go to one Philippine and one White.

The by far best gifts definitely comes from the White man. This year he gave my father this beautiful quilt his wife made.

Then comes the Philippine man who always gives cooking utensils which I don't mind. He gave my father a steel wok. Which my mother absolutely loves because it is perfect for fried rice.

Now the Nigerians.  *sigh* *deep breath* You know sometimes these people act as if they can't afford simple Hallmark Card. Sometimes they give my father a mug or something worthless that get stashed in some cabinet.

I'm not saying that you know it is all about the quality but the thought put behind it.

kosovo:
a crap film will never sell millions.
you thinks crap sells?

What a load of hogwash. . . . what you deem as crap doesn't necessarily mean it won't sell.
For example, Phat Girls. That movie was absolute crap but sold in the millions.

Hey yal. . . . . been awhile hasn't it.
You know I would drop a lil Rocket spirit right about now but I'm still trying to get over that Lakers losing streak. Mayne my baby Kobe and ko are just aghhhh

tosinadeda:
@karmaMod
try slow down on ur insults, its un lady like!!!!
it dsnt give a good impression at all!!!!
sure u know where am coming from

LMAO!!!! Seriously who do you think you are talking about?? Karmamod?? Seriously you obviously don't know her very well. So your Post is a pointless as Bush's last minute laws.

@topic

Another one of my absolute favorite movies have to go to[b] Things Fall Apart[/b] which is an upmost classic. And of course 300 which was amazing from start to finish.

TOSHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Long time no talk.

So how is the weather up there??
Should have followed the rest of your Igbo brothers and come and live in Houston.

@OP

Seriously, seriously. WOW How How. . . . . . . I mean I'm totally speechless. Do you really need our advice?? I mean come on. You know what your situation reminds me of,

Never mind. . . .  I can see who is on this particular thread I don't feel like arguing tonight.

So anyways, on the real, what the hell you buying him gifts girl?? Shizzzzzz use that money to treat yourself. That is what I would do. I notice a guy aint buying me squat. . . . take my ass to the Body Shop or Victoria Secret and treat myself to all the lotions and body sprays I can lay my hands on. But thats just me.

Spike Lee is truely an amazing Director. I mean from "Do the Right thing" to "School Daze". Don't forget "Jungle Fever" "Mo' Betta Blues". And is best movie I think is "Malcolm X" with Denzel Washington.

4 Play:
One thing I've always been ''against'' is African-American movies, can't stand them.

GINI!!!! I absolutely love Spike Lee movies.  I have tried to atleast see all his big and small productions once.  They are very moving.  

Not to mention one of my favorite movies is New Jack City. Mayne o Mayne is that the movie to see. It has it all include. The romance, action, deceit, and not to forget the violence. I loved it.

4 Play:
 

Glad to have support for my movie tastes from 2 teenage girls. Mitigating factor though, was a teen when I watched it so might have a different perspective if I watch it now.

Agadi nwoke

The upmost horrible most distasteful crap I have ever watched was that stupid waste of money could have bought a shirt movie was that new James Bond movie.  That was complete crap from start to finish. slowpoke.

Wale E was boring as hell. For like the first half hour, no body was talking so I slumbered of.  I only went to see the movie cause of my baby cousins, other than that, it was really BORING.

KarmaMod:
Oyinye, don't make me puke

Hehehehehe. . . . . Titanic is the best. Not even the Passion of Christ (God forgive me) can compare. You certainly can't watch a movie with me cause I'm into those romance movies like a addict with crack.  I have seen The Notebook like over 32 times and it still has the same effect like it did in the beginning.

The Titanic is the Best movie ever, then comes Passion of Christ. And maybe The Last King of Scotland.

Titanic is Number 1 in my book. I have seen that movie over 57 times and counting. My favorite part of the movie is when at the end the two lover rejoin eachother.  Just puts the icing on the cake. I swear I go through a box of tissues over that movie. It is absolutely the upmost best. I have seen it in english and spanish.

@poster

Aint two squats anybody here especially the guys can give.  Trust that it is all rubbish and yarns.  Just do what everybody else does, which is "Trial and Error"

Just go up to some girl or woman and just approach with some respect and for the LOVE OF GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT say "What's Up". Cause you sound a hella dumb and no class when you do.

That is the only advice any person needs cause all that you posted is just RIDICULOUS.

So now everyone want to use igbo in their postings??
Lemme start posting some yoruba words. lai lai

Yeah tope babes, i have been sleeping like a dog gone lion and refused to do anything but boss my siblings around.

StephenP:
Welcome back. You done been MIA for how many months now?

Awwwwwww. . . . . i never really left, just had some business to take care of aka school so Nairaland had to go. But now I'm back to return as Head Ranter and troublemaker. hehehehehehe

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=209827.msg3250896#msg3250896 date=1229818687]All those tips are rubbish. . . . .I don't live by any rules or guidelines.
If i see a babe i like, i go for the KILL.[/quote]Jeebus!!!
Mufasa. . . . . kill que?? Na women be creatures in the forest?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=208063.msg3247850#msg3247850 date=1229739604]Oyinye, how's school? And UT?

Buzz me, I got sth to ask you [/quote]Hehehehe. . . . Ruby!!!!!!!!
School is fine now, just been sleeping and real lazy. But now I have had my rest and ready to return my title as head ranter here
Buzz ya. . . . . well I unfortunately don't have Instant messenger

busybein:
naaa its not fayasoul,this one is more of an unfortunate product of sex wt a dog ,naaa fayasoul reasons wt brains u know

Brains. . . . hisssssssssss na be like ha just think like a dog gone village idiot. This one ebea bu ndia na inuru mmanya.

busybein:
its d childish goat naaa,who else do u think he is?d only insult he knows is bitch and gay ass,hes mentioned that for more than 100 times,d guy needs to step up wt insults

Biko nu. . . . . watch this also be that wig crazed fayahsoul or whatever afa ha bu.

ayeaxelord:
Shut up mugu! Who's even this vanweed guy u all referring to?

Child please. . . . . you aint even on my level yet. You think I'm actually going to have an online argument with such a beast who is nothing but a waste of lizard sperm and goose eggs?? BIKO!!!!!!!!! Onye ara. Efulefu continue zuzuring around.

Na Jenny. . . . . is it just me or does this character that calls himself "ayeaxelord" remind you of Naweed aka Vanweed??

davidylan:
Its not your fault now . . . they've been decieving u that you are fine so you can open your trap . . . comot make i see road.
What have u achieved you are here crowing like an agric hen.

blah blah blah David. . . . . seriously come up with a new insult. Don't you think insulting my looks since like June is getting a little old?? Jeez you are so lame. You remind me of a fourth grader fighting with their older sibling. Screaming, "I know you are, but what am I" crap. Jeez go somewhere with your dust of rants, like I give two cares. What's next, you are going to talk about my weight. . . . oh wait you already did. I know I know, next is how I grew up the western life. No that's not it. Wait. . . . . I got it, you are going to result back into insulting my looks. That always works right?? Especially coming from a guy like you.

KarmaMod:
oyinye, you're beginning to piss off David  

Don't mind that boy sef, see him rant like a baby lamb. He can yarn dust from morning to night. The truth is hard to digest.

davidylan:
Where do all these block heads come from with their ridiculous theories?

Ho ha!! Now the name calling starts. Just like old times eh? You never getting tired of getting proved wrong time and time again. Please remove yourself go. Go and reunite with your muslim brothers and yarn dust.

davidylan:
Its not your fault, silly little bag of bones. Na internet join us so u fit get mouth to talk . . . after beating you call the police now.

Small children sef dey post . . . Bridget please send ur husband to texas . . .

Lee anya na dis yo yo boy sef. Ha na gwa ka ndi inuru mmanya. Anuofia.

KarmaMod:
Murdered RNs anyone?

I know right. . . . still waiting for her reply. We all know how Nigerian men are with nurses as wives.

bridget007:
@Oyinye, kind of medical but not mainstream medical, Why?

This explains ALOT!!! So much that I'm typing in a frenzy. Yep Yep Yep. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Well you see. . . . Nigerian men and medical wives are like mineral oil and natural hair. . . . they aint supposed to be with eachother. Or even stay in the same area.

@bridget,

Do you happen to be a nurse or in the medical field??

davidylan:
And? Its not like you in particular are any different.

How many men beat their wives in America today . . . i don't hear you call them bush monkeys. Perhaps its just a thing you all have for Nigerian men. Hypocrites the lot of you . . .

Oh hogwash. You can't say squat about me so kick rocks. Well if you were intelligent enough to read my last statement, I was referring to all men so to hell with your argument.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=207385.msg3225061#msg3225061 date=1229310532]You girls started it jare.Payback is a biatch!! i can only imagine how much abuse and taunts she must have faced growing up writing a book was the least she could do[/quote]Oh blah blah blah. . . . . what kind of load of garbage is this. You act as if you one of them. My suspicions about your past life have been cleared up. I have lived my entire life fairly slender and I endured the same ridicule just as all women do so you can take your payback to the bank.

KarmaMod:
Lmao Oyinye, why do you say that?  

Heheheh. . . . you know it is the truth. Every where we go na be these naija men disgracing us. Jeebus. I don't know what to do anymore, just the other day my father was telling me about this waste of sperm dude who nearly killed his wife and son (she was pregnant) over some damn mortgage bills.

davidylan:
how long before this thread descends into the usual "naija men" ruckus?  

Then tell your low life fellow men to stop beating and killing folk. Like a bunch of unhouse trained bush monkeys. Only diseased idiotic men are stupid enough to hit a woman.

bridget007:
He is Yoruba, eldest of 4, police took him in cell overnight and are applying for restraining order to stop him coming anywhere near me and his son for a while anyway.

OUCH!!!! Wasn't expecting that at all . . . . anyways start failing for divorce. Call a friend to stay the night with because you need all the emotional support you need at this point. Trust me.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=207556.msg3225062#msg3225062 date=1229310533]Mechonnu. . . . . .He must be Hausa.
Igbo men don't beat their wives.[/quote]Nice try. . . . hehehehe. Lemme help
{Mechie Onu}
All NIGERIAN MEN OF ALL TRIBES BEAT THEIR WIVES.

bridget007:
@ Karmamod, That is my fear 'he will kill you'
When I lay on the floor gasping for breath as i recovered from the blow he stood over me and told me, if I did it again (He'd been calling mr names in front of the kids and I spoke back) he would kill me! That was it, I aint never looking back, I will do all I need to to keep me and the kids out of his nasty way. The police came and interviewed me and went through all I have been through over last 2 years and at the end the police guy said he was a control freak and advises me never to see him again as he has seen things like this so many times turn very bad. I don't need be told twice, no matter how much I love him my kids rely on me to look after them, to have him back puts us all at risk and I will not do that.

Thank God you are sensible. I have seen so many cases with Nigerian men being abusive. Esp. the ones where the wife makes a bigger income so they stupid idiotic not worth the scum on a bear claw waste of sperm and lizard eggs self see that they must some how "make up" for the fake they are not the breadwinner.

Men are really the weakest creatures of/on earth when it comes to mental/emotional things.

Shyte. . . . . wouldn't be surprised if the guy is Igbo. wouldn't even flinch.