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ibkaye:
Well, I guess I am a pure virgin  

I know right.

Treetop20:
lol no it is igbo land

a pure virgin is a girl who doesn't known any man
no kissing, no touching, no MouthAction, no nothing
while a non-pure has done everything but to have
a privates in her

I agree with you in everything except for the kissing. Idk, french kissing, yeah. But like just pecks on the cheek I mean come on.[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=214087.msg3298323#msg3298323 date=1230948503]can you speak igbo? I love that language  [/quote]That's funny because I absolutely detest it.

H2O2:
Onyinye, Virgin Mary,

So if you have MouthAction you are no longer a virgin, but what about those that masturbate     EHN

That is a very good question. As a said before, if you have been touched, technically. . . . . . you are not a virgin. Because as I stated before it is beyond just the physically, it is a mental thing.

BabeX:
Pure virginity? I thot as long as a guys thang hasnt been in there u r still a virgin. May be we have various degrees of virginity. what about when a guys finger has been in there, is the girl still a "virgin"?

No because a virgin anything is something that has not been touched. And when you are jamming you little AIDS infested got gunk in the nails finger into her.

My 40 cents {screwed 2 cents}

Personally Virginity is not just a biological thing, in a sense it is a state of mine. For example, some people consider women who were raped virgins. When technically they still are because mentally they were not asking for the pleasure.

And there is no difference between as pure virgin or a non pure virgin. It is either you are or you are not. If you had MouthAction, you are not a virgin. Because you have had a form of sex. Because virginity is beyond just the hymen. Because nowhere in the Bible did it say that virginity was just determined if you have your hymen intact or not. If you go around having oral or anal sex, you are not a virgin. Because a virgin is a women/person who has never been touched. So yeah when Ol' boy over there giving you head, ain't he touching you?? Yeah unless there is some new form of MouthAction that I have not heard of yet. It is like pre-mediated murder. That is a form of murder, but it is still MURDER.

busybein:
 

Waiting for the apology.

Oh HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAW!!!!

Don't let me get Country Western up in here. Cause I'll stomp on you with my White Italian Leather Silk Seamed Boots like a Texas Cockroach.

Jenny, don't think I didn't see your little faulty comment on behalf of my sexual status.

Yall don't know me.  

BtW, I ain't no Ranger, I'm a straight up Undeniable Undescribeable Unstoppable CowGirl 4 Life.  

1) No, because I do not base love on appearances.

2) Yes

3) Hmmm. . . . that is a very good question.

4) Yes. Undefinable amount.

5) Incantations.

6) No.

7) Sexual intercourse, yes. Necking. . . . possibly.

Nope.

9) I'd like to think so.

10) Because I know so.

11) No.

12) Young Lloyd reporting live from Atlanta, Georgia.

13) Hell The Mutha Loving YES!!

14) He will resemble Young Lloyd reporting live from Atlanta, Georgia.

15) Hell Yeah.

16) Anything legal, and makes more money than I do.

17) Yes.

18) Hell NO. If you are not in the relationship, your input means nothing.

19) Why would I pay for some idiot to destroy my marriage??

20) No.

21) No.

22) No. It is a sin on both genders.

23) You don't get second chances in life.

24) Yes. No.

25) Nope.

26) Over rated.

27) Nobody.

28) Woman.

29) You know I really can't answer this one.

30) No. No. Mothers know everything.

31) Don't really care.

32) None.

33) Every last one of them.

I'm going to say this as nicely as I can.

[size=14pt]BABY HE USING YOU. YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT HIS SIDELINE HOE!!![/size]


Like Monica says,

Does he go to Church with you??
Have you met his Family? His mother?
Do you have his house keys?

Can you honestly answer any of these with a yes??

Here are some words of advice:

[Chorus:]
Get your shit together you're making a fool of yourself,
it don't matter if he spends the night his home is
somewhere else Ain't you tired of being on the side line,
of getting yours after i gets mine baby second place don't get a prize
when you gone realize you wasting your time baby ain't you tired of him
getting, hitting real quick, then rolling
and ain't you tired of when you need a little change and he lie
about what he holding,
ain't you tired of spending all the holidays alone, tired of being his little
sideline ho

Oka, first of all Stephen *rolls eyes* *rolls neck*, I don't drink.

Second of all Acid I have never been with a gay who ultimately was gay.

Third of all, most of the good men in this world are either dead, alive and taken, or gay. And the rest well. . . . lawd have mercy on our soul.

Not saying there is no good men out their but they usually gay or "curious".

So yal can kick rocks without socks.

H2O2:

That is just the truth in its rawest.

My 40 cents {to hell with 2 cents}

I think like the best men, like the ones that understand how a woman feels. Knows when she is upset and how to go about it. Understands the mindset of a woman. And how even though we may act and seem like we are confident, internally we are not. We are insecure. We do care what people of us. We do feed off the compliments men give us. Those are the men that know the right words to say and know when to just listen. These are the men that have many female friends because they can relate and but things into a different perspective. Like when you are just in your lowest of the low. I mean you look up and all you see is dirt and worms and shit. And unfortunately we women can't have these men. Because as we all know, the best men are gay.

My 40 cents.

Jenny, I don't want some man coming home smelling like the damn Amazon forest with a scent of Lemon Pledge oka.

chika98:
I hear in Texas if you don't make the money. . the man will NEXT you! So better reconsider

Oh I make money. . . . but his money will do.

David I could care less about tomorrow when I'm over here dying of dehydration and hunger today.

chika98:
Nothing wrong with that either. Just make the money for both of y'all. lol
I mean these days it is no longer "ori aku" it is "okpa aku"

Hehehehehe. . . . . you are not well.
Me, be the bread winner?? Hell no. I know myself way to damn well and I know if I'm the breadwinner. . . . . . my marriage will be on the five and eleven o'clock news.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in a guy who those Carpentry as a living. As a hobby or side job, fine. But as the basis of his wealth-----> NEXT!!

Sisi Jinx:
Let the little perfect Naija wife stay at home and suffer all the headaches of trying to please the unpleaseable.

Hey, you're not being fair!!

Yes David, He OWNS the company. He isn't just some plain old carpenter. This guy has branches all over the nation and has thousands of people working under him.

chika98:
Are you trying to tell me that Mr. Hom Furniture isn't a rich man? Girl, there is money in the business oh

Yes sweet heart, A BUSINESS man. Who has people working under him. But if he is just some regular old dude working construction or is a carpenter----> NEXT!!!

StephenP:
hahaha Maybe y'all were reading too deep. Those posts were supposed to be literarily. Like I said, I need females for my trumpet section so if you can blow, come this way.

Oka sure. . . . . *rolls eyes* *rolls eyes again* *rolls eyes one more time and their stuck* Jeevus!!! You see Telling fibs have negative reactions.

Oka David, in theory there is nothing wrong in being a carpenter. . . . as a hobby. The money they give for their service aint fixing to support no one. We are just being realistic. I'm not saying money is everything but it sure as hell is something.

We are in a Recession, and what we look like getting for bacon bits when the whole pig is standing right in front of us??

StephenP:
LOL!!! I don't know if we're talking about the same thing but I was talking about putting her in the trumpet section of my orchestra  

Oka I really need to stop going MIA because it seems like everyone done change on me. There is no way this is the same Stephan. Or maybe I'm just pigeon holding.

OutlukBabe:
minus the fact that the boy is underage, he looks cool. he got better looks that some those ugly celebrities our girls tripping for

What girls do you have??

davidylan:
i like you . . . at least you know what you want and go for it. Padded pockets any day . . . the other girls like savanaha are just decieving themselves.  

I hope you know I'm just kidding. I ain't no gold digger, but I don't mess with no broke  

StephenP:
No . . . she might need practice blowing this but she'll get the hang of it.

DANM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is definitely NOT the same Stephen from before.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=213165.msg3287919#msg3287919 date=1230684129]So what is love to YOU?[/quote]Like someone is taking a steak and piercing my neck with it.

LadyT:
Oyinye Oyinye Oyinye?

How many times did I call you?

SO!!! You too will marry an alhaji pot belly for money?

Alhaji who?? Girl, there are plenty of young Igbo men who are in the medical field. . . . I'm going to be set for life.
See me

"Babes, I really wanted to look good for you today but but I don't have enough money to buy this 450 dollar outfit. And you know how I only live to serve you and make you happy. So I'm going to need your Gold Card. I Love You Babes. "

davidylan:
Barawo na I'm be your middle name!  
So your "loff" is selective only to those guys with padded pockets? I thought women were all about working through the lean times with the dude.

Lean gini?? Oka honey I'm already lean. I'm tryna bulk up and I need the right environment to support that. I never said I want a guy with padded packets, I rather he had loose pockets.

davidylan:
ya eye like yes! Ole.  

What if he was the best guy out there but a poor carpenter with no hope for the future? would you fall in love with him?

Me, a thief. . . . . NEVER!!! I just take what rightfully belongs to me.

And to answer your question, then he wouldn't be the best guy. Because the "Best Guy" would be financially stable. And when I mean stable, he has to have enough money. . . . for me.

davidylan:
its not about selling your soul for money, its about being pragmatic. Would you fall in "love" with a carpenter?

If he owned his own chain of offices of employees who worked under him. Then, yes. Money see, Onyi do's

savanaha:
Maybe the chastity belts you'll wore weren't made well. Say compare it to Chinese to Italian! My belt is well tight and I ain't bovvered.

*speechless*

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to admit, that was a really good one. Ouch.
Wow, I'm actually speechless. Damn.

davidylan:
Madam savanaha . . . this one is just grammar . . . so if Donald Duke proposes to you, you'll shower him with grease?

She said she won't so  

savanaha:
I know.

For all those saying sex is nothing when there is money bull. People were castigating a 30 year old woman whose boyfriend is 6 years younger but here its o.k.

I still have my  chastity belt on and if no darn 40 something year old or 50 something year old come around talking about money I will pour hot grease or have my mom pour hot grease on them. That's disgusting. Shame on Yar'dumb for selling his daughter and shame on that man for pimping young girls.

Yeah. . . . . good luck with that plan. Because we all know chasity belts in this world are looser than oil money.

Chika, nwanne'm. . . . . . YOU IS A FREAK!!!

Ummmm. . . . Jenny what kind of 15 year olds have you been around?? Shiesh.

savanaha:
That sucks!!! Ewww!!! After 21 years of waiting to finally get your freak on you are stuff with some shriveled man just cause he has money. I think she should get some. no no no she should get alot before her wedding night. A little dose of getting even.

buhahahahahahaha
Too bad for her. . . . .  her first taste of the forbidden fruit and she will take a bite out of rotten moldy mangoes.

What does virginity mean anyway?? Doesn't justify him marrying her.
Virginity ko,