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LadyT:
Boiled plantian is disgusting!

Kini!! Plantain boiled is scrumptious.

LadyT:
Palm oil is evil.

True. . . . . so is every other oil besides extra virgin olive oil.
But you can buy palm oil without the cholesterol.

But what do I know right, I'm just a fake yankee igbo

TOYOSI20:
Eminem, in ma book was and is a clown, don't like him for anything, he come out wid his signature, HOMOPHOBIA,

and thats what he stuck to for a while, violent lyrics, full of hate and all, fantasizes about killing his wife, raping his mother,

I'm sawrry i pay close attention to the lyrics of ma music and that didn't go down too well wid moi,

And as for tupac,  He was a mediocre rapper biggie was miles better, I'll listen to Biggie today all day long,

Tupac's reputation far exceeds his actual skills.

Tupac, was killed at his prime, and still had a lot of selling power left in him, undoubtedly.

That caused people with an interest in his career to love-vendor out his legacy to an insane extent in search of sales.

Hence the whole thug life brouhaha, the whole myth surrounding his career is ridiculous, he doesn't do it for me at all!!

And the game?? I laugh in SWAHILI!!, dude is already thirteen minutes into his Fifteen minutes of fame!!

Tupac mediocre??

Tufiakwa.

A lot of these rappers that you love use his lyrics, beats and samples in their songs.
How can someone who made a songs like

Dear Mama
Brenda's got a baby
Keep ya head up
Smile w/ Scarface
All eyez on me
No more pain
Young black male

I mean seriously do you know any of his songs besides California love??

davidylan:
All these fake yankee igbos.   What do they know?

obere mmanu na-akpa ike mana na ijere anoghi nso

tope2000:
Really? With the way david is talking abt it, one wud think its the best soup in the africa

but errrrm. . .plantain porridge? wat the hell is that?

It is the worst soup ever made. I mean argggg. . . . it is inhumane for people to even make it.

Plantain porridge is my drug. Like I would pack it to school and all my little Nigerian friends would eat it with me. It is plantains with spinach, potatoes(optional), and whole bunch of other things that is just delicious. And healthy too.

TOYOSI20:
TOPIC!!

50 Cent,

I'll start by saying this, At least some rappers have been good at one point or anutha in thir careers, but him not so much,

he is sooo overrated,   :owell, I too would be if I got shot 9, frigging times, Bwoi pls, where is the creativity,  

where is the emotion, wordplay??, yeah, he isn’t all that!!

2pac,

I’m so sawrry but yes he is, I think after his death was when his works began to be placed on mantle tops, like seriously??

He was all, ma hard life this, ma struggle that, the streets that’s,

Nahhhhhh. . . .Let Biggie tell u about his struggle, (juicy), . . . . .nas, common, Mobb deep, and even Jay z, I’ll listen, I have listened!!

And he wasnt too firm wid his vocab, they were so easy to grasp, Rass Kas, does it better,

And then the clowns, Diddy, Method man, Mike Jones, and Eminem!!!, need i say more??

Whoa!!!

Eminem is so not overrated. And definately not a clown neither.

Tupac is a poetic revolutionary. I mean the things he wrote were foreshadows of today.

50 cent was good at the beginning. But as the money came in, the effort decreased.

Tatase:
I was referring to the unripe one, though. But I can only imagine the way ripe plantain pottage would be. <shudder> anyway one man's meat and all, i guess.

I love plantain porridge. Esp when it is ripe and my mom adds gold potatoes mmm mmm good.

tope2000:
I need to try this oha soup . . . . how is it made?

It is nasty as I don't know what. . . . . the meat people use is inhumane.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=251646.msg3693134#msg3693134 date=1238975260]Let me get this str8. . . .stockfish are the dry ones right?
The brown dry fish rolled and sustained in place with a stick?
OMG! All this names?  


Never tasted groundnut soup. . . .
Goodtimes (yoruba or English?   )[/quote]Yes, stockfish are the dried ones


Yeah Goodtimes the english version. I have never seen the soup in person though.

And also, how can you be tired of puff puff?? I buy every day at the market as a snack.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=251646.msg3693122#msg3693122 date=1238974832]OMG! I loved this. . . .the nut inside the kernel is just heavenly. . . .
What kinda pounded yam have you been eating?
Smell ke?[/quote]Idk, the one my mom buys at the market is just argggg. . . . i prefer garri instead. Esp the one that this yoruba lady sells, mayne her stock finishes in a week it is so good.

Groundnut soup. . . . I've only seen it in the episode of Goodtimes when Thelma almost marries the Nigerian guy before she finds out he is a polygamist.

stillwater:
Stew made from palmoil is delicious!!!

Eziokwu!!!

Pounded yam is just absolutely disgusting. I can't stand the site or smell. I like the rice and garri one better.
Amala looks like the devil's left overs. I mean I would never put that stuff in my mouth.
Snails should never be served. Arggg. . . . that mess is gross.

ThiefOfHearts:
Palm Oil is death

KINI!!!
Palm Oil is the stuff. . . . .
Especially the kernel. . . . I loved cracking it with my cousins and eating it.

Why were you reading her diary in the first place? Don't you have something better to do with  yourself then reading your gf's diary? Stalkerish much?

Get a life.

Gum
Writing utensils
Notepad
Cellphone
Ipod
Lip balm
Lip glass
Shades
Nail file
Crystal Lite
Snacks
Mirror
Car keys
Mints
Wallet

Erm. . . that is pretty much all I carry.

Marriage is a joke. It has lost its value over the years.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=254607.msg3657279#msg3657279 date=1238286871]You forgot, nwanyi?
Kedu?
I meela?
Gini?
[/quote]LMAO!! Okay maybe he taught you somethings, but even though I aint fluent in Igbo. I can still sort of read and make out what was said. And it sure wasn't something a teacher would say

@top up

Personally if I'm having problems with guys in general, the last people I would go to is women. I'd rather go to my guy friends first then them. Because guys usually give it to you straight. Not that women don't but sometimes women are a wee bit manipulative and that is the last thing you need to be around.

So find yourself a really trustworthy guy friend and he doesn't necessarily have to be straight. Because I have guy friends who are gay and give great advice.

Just do whatever you feel is right.

agabaI23:
O ruby bu ebony-silk?

Chei!

Maybe. . .

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=254607.msg3657260#msg3657260 date=1238286505]Translate, you know that agaba stopped teaching me Igbo  [/quote]It means you bad girl. When did he start teaching you in the first place?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=254590.msg3657259#msg3657259 date=1238286453]Oyinye, I'm coming jare [/quote]Oya now, ka anyi ga na wetere mmanya.
(Let us leave and get drinks)

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=254607.msg3657253#msg3657253 date=1238286335]Somehow, I'm not the kind of person that'd bring my love life issues on NL where majority of the readers have unstable relationships themselves.[/quote]Nwanyi di njo

Yeah I'm done with this thread. You have no valid argument nor evidence. You don't deserve this woman and hopefully she will see the light over your shadow.

Woodpecker:
action speak louder than words any day any time. if u love someone u shld show it

And how do you show it?? All this time you have been speaking what or lack there of what your Ideal girlfriend does.
What do you do?  What do you offer? What actions do you take? Please if you are going to mention something juviniile as sex or how you throw down in the bedroom I rest my case.

What is she suppose to be offering?

That is an wonderful excuse.

"Many of us weren't raised to show affection. . . . ." omo enwe.

The guy is obviously young and naive. All he spews contradict himself. He goes from calling her a neglectful woman to his Ideal mate. Make i  hear word.

Woodpecker:
i plea not guilty your honour
but seriously i never made any bad statement about her personality- just her lack of effort in the relationship
ps- she used to buy gifts doesnt necessarily mean she showered me in them afterall then we were still in school
look i know guys shouldnt expect much from their women afterall we know u guys are just selfish by nature. but in her case shes actually a naturally generous person. but she feels that since i dont really need much and live a simple life therefore she should just sit-back and watch me

Oh just shut up already. You are so ignorant that it is scary. Do you even see what you spew here??
Seriously can you just make me understand. List out what you expect from a woman. Maybe that will change our opinions.

Woodpecker:
ans- my current girlfriend
she's just takin me for granted thats all and it happens with everyone. i just wanted advise on how to make it like the good ol days when things were still new between us. i promised myself that even when we're married for 20yrs i'd still treat her like i always have- a queen- [/b]which i think she is, so i dont see why  she sef cant @ least try to bring back some of the early days romance instead of this old couple attitude that is characteristic in long-term relationships

Hear Ye. Hear Ye.

Ladies of the Jury: I would like to you focus on [b]Exhibit A.

The Defendent has spoken the troubling words of "Treat her like. . . a queen. . . "

Let us move on to Exhibit B.

The Defendent has stated that his vision of his "Ideal GF/Fiance" would be his current lover.

Now let me give the definition of "Ideal"

i⋅de⋅al
   /aɪˈdiəl, aɪˈdil/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ahy-dee-uhl, ahy-deel]
–noun
1. a conception of something in its perfection.
2. a standard of perfection or excellence.

Now how can the Defendent speak such unloving terms of his so called lover, and yet say she is still his Ideal??

Ladies of the Jury I know bring you into out last, Exhibit C.

He states that he is a man that own a Construction Company and so on and so forth. In others words, boasting that he has enough money to basically live on his own.
But wait. . . . .
Wasn't this the same man that complains that his so called "Ideal GF" no longer showers him in gifts??
Ladies of the Jury: I have concluded that this man is the scum of the earth and doesn't know what love is even if it was tattooed on his forehead.

Judge TOH: I rest my case.


Jury what do you find Mr. Woodpecker? Not Guilty or Guilty?

Woodpecker. . . . . , I'm waiting for you to answer my question.

What is your vision of an "ideal" girlfriend/fiance?

Woodpecker,

Just off the record, I just wanted to ask you a question.

What is your vision of an "Ideal" girlfriend?

they aint even doing it right. . . . . they look like a bunch of drunk apes.

You forgot on Phoenix

Cheese N' Rice

DaPhoenix:
She wasn't talking about the mods point of view or stuff like. She was just saying if a mod on here was in the US, he/she will probably be awake to lock this thread that has terribly been derailed.

Dearie don't bother yourself.  He knows what she meant. Just wants to start nonsense. hisssss omo ekwensu.  

agabaI23:
Taa mechie onu!

Mba. Hapa m aka nwoke. Were mmanya vuru nsogbu na ga.

DeReloaded:
Oyinye, you sef you are crazy. How wouldnt anyone know it's me.   I dey o. Just being silly and Sharon is foaming like a LovePeddler that hasnt been paid. You dey mind him. He no know most of his fans are alseep so his lame disses are just going down the drain, that's where we go back to the real issue of how American or at least bloody Candian mods are needed

I hail o
LMAO!! I can tell with his logic.

sillyboy:
Seriously, DaPhoenix. . . .
Where do you get those disturbing pix u attach all the time?
They are getting on my nerves. . . .
Do you have one that can tell Tope and Ebony to grow up?


Me I dey go sleep.

Phoenix, you see this. Now you have provoked him. Since you have provoked this man, him hitting you is justified. Oya now, get down on your knees with your hands raised up. And receive your punishment.

I should have known DeReloaded was Karma. . . . . . hehehehehe

How you been Karma?? Long time no talk.