tope2000:

*snores*
back to the topic jare

Tope, me dey go sleep o. . . . .
What about you??

Cristalz:

@Sauron
You've said enuff for 3 nights.  .  .it's okay.

Lord knows i am a saint. . . . . . .I just can't ignore retarded statements coming from the so called 'elite'

DaPhoenix:

Bring it on.

Hope you have got a valid health insurance.
U are bound to have your pelvic bone dislocated.

~Sauron~:

Stop pretending. . . . .Whores don't work where they reside.
Your colleagues who stand by the poles of Allen Avenue don't stay in Ikeja. . . . .Who gives a rat ass where you stay??
Buy a map and educate meself?? Coming from a prat that travels once in every 10 years. . .it's ironic.


It's a daft statement conceived from a brainless and thoughtless being.
If you want to be a mod, say so and stop using your whoring tricks to drive your moronic points home.

Jesus Wept!

Eczema!

Syphillis!

You're a slut!

You're a LovePeddler!

Look at this triglodyte!

Ezcema Stained Head!

Your mothe'rs a got fucker!

You're a LovePeddler!

Blah Blah Allen Avenue!

Douchebag!

Eczema!

Village Champion!

Jesus Wept!

Did I forget anything cos Im sure the next "diss" will be a variant of one or two of those I just listed.

Seriously give it up. The whole world knows your next words before you do. If you didnt get my point (which Phoenix has explained), you should have said so/simply asked. It wasnt a diss to the present mods. Get over yourself and quit looking for opponents esp since you just end up boring them with the same ol' shit.

Lol now Im guilty of what I want the mods to remove. Alright Im done.






Ezcema!

@tope
Of course it's in vogue.
Let me get it str8. . . .

You have a life by logging off of NL to chat shit on YIM.

Now I get it when the next one comes with the "I have a life" schnitzel.

DeReloaded:

Seriously give it up. The whole world knows your next words before you do. If you didnt get my point (which Phoenix has explained), you should have said so/simply asked. It wasnt a diss to the present mods. Get over yourself and quit looking for opponents esp since you just end up boring them with the same ol' shit.

Seriously, do u have a day job??
U know me to the extent of knowing the words i spew day in day out??
Moderator, i got a jobless stalker on ma ass.

Looking for opponents?? You are not fit for that purpose, Karmamod!!
U are a witless apprentice. I would be bullying you if i set out on purpose to trade words with you.
Do me a favour: Take this 50 cents n go get some peppermint cos your breath stinks!!!

You forgot on Phoenix

Cheese N' Rice

Can't we all get along?

~Sauron~:

Hope you have got a valid health insurance.
U are bound to have your pelvic bone dislocated.

Talk is cheap.

~Sauron~:

Tope, me dey go sleep o. . . . .
What about you??

me sef jare
i've had enuff fun for one day
_{kai tope . . .u love gossips sha}

Ebony-Silk:

@tope
Of course it's in vogue.
Let me get it str8. . . .

You have a life by logging off of NL to chat shit on YIM.

Now I get it when the next one comes with the "I have a life" schnitzel.

lmao. . . e still dey pain u say ppl dey gossip abt u??
u said its a rumour so why wont u let it rest na. . . . sabi na just rumor
so i enjoy chattin on yim . . . to unwind myself of the  long day at work n if a gossip abt u comes up honey i wud listen well well

~Sauron~:

Do me a favour: Take this 50 cents n go get some peppermint cos your breath stinks!!!

Only if you take a shower cos you stink. Go ahead, slap me  


Jesus Wept!

tope2000:

lmao. . . e still dey pain u say ppl dey gossip abt u??
u said its a rumour so why wont u let it rest na. . . . sabi na just rumor
so i enjoy chattin on yim . . . to unwind myself of the long day at work n if a gossip abt u comes up honey i wud listen well well

Yes na, e dey pain me
Say sorry naw, say you won't do it again.
Say you'd actually get a life and stop pretending you have one

And oya, since you be amebo, gist me

onyinye2:

You forgot on Phoenix

Cheese N' Rice

Cant forget that one. Dont know what yeye village serves just cheese and rice together. Dude never mentions meat sef abi meat is now a luxury  

DaPhoenix:

Talk is cheap.

Ouch!!! Now that hurts.

DeReloaded:

Only if you take a shower cos you stink. Go ahead, slap me  

Tsk tsssk. . . . . .U need to get yourself some artificial intelligence.

tope2000:

me sef jare
i've had enuff fun for one day
_{kai tope . . .u love gossips sha}

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Having fun?? Me likey.

D-R, no be you tell me to stop am?

Je kin pe Sweet T for you

Butter and Bread

As if u dont go on yim to chat gibberish too. . . . .nonsense
B.T.W I can chat wateva i like on my yim, abi na u dey pay for my broadband??

Ebony-Silk:

Yes na, e dey pain me
Say sorry naw, say you won't do it again.
Say you'd actually get a life and stop pretending you have one

lmao. . . look at dis chic just starting her life. . . . if u get to where im at, u'd thank God

And oya, since you be amebo, gist me

Amebo. . . . .for listenin to gists abt u?? then i must no 1 amebo ooo
cuz i loveeeeeeeeeeee listenin to them
well i wont gist u. . . . . . cuz i dont want u to have a good nite sleep

.U need to get yourself some artificial intelligence.

How did I forget this one? This has got to be the most overused one surpassing "Jesus Wept!" sef.


Oyinye, you should have reminded me.  

DeReloaded:

Cant forget that one. Dont know what yeye village serves just cheese and rice together. Dude never mentions meat sef abi meat is now a luxury  

Omo oko Ibadan.
Cheese n Rice = Less offensive way of saying Jesus Christ!!!
I give up on you. They are going to take the tag "Fountain of Knowledge" away from my State because of your folly.

anywayz no be ur fault . . . na the person wey invent computer if not where wud u n i ever meet

tope2000:

anywayz no be ur fault . . . na the person wey invent computer if not where wud u n i ever meet

Tope. . . . .E don do, abeg!!!!
Lets go to bed. DaPhoenix is under the weather tonight so no 3some.

~Sauron~:

Tope. . . . .E don do, abeg!!!!
Lets go to bed. DaPhoenix is under the weather tonight so no 3some.

3some wetin??
U know i dont share dciks
Oya lets go shag our brains out b4 ruby comes with her rubbish comebacks

~Sauron~:

Ouch!!! Now that hurts.

lol I'd rather be pleasantly surprised than disappointed.

who dash meatless person betta state. Better claim your Osun abyss jeje.

Oniranu. Obuko Dudu






A.I.!

tope2000:

As if u dont go on yim to chat gibberish too. . . . .nonsense
B.T.W I can chat wateva i like on my yim, abi na u dey pay for my broadband??

lmao. . . look at dis chic just starting her life. . . . if u get to where im at, u'd thank God

Amebo. . . . .for listenin to gists abt u?? then i must no 1 amebo ooo
cuz i loveeeeeeeeeeee listenin to them
well i wont gist u. . . . . . cuz i dont want u to have a good nite sleep

LMAO. . . . .sorry, I dnt do NL gibberish
yOUR TYPE NEVER MAKES IT TO MY YIM cuz I odn't want to hear how this person loggon on, said this, was from this and all that shit.
People I'd never see face to face, screw that.

Who tell ya say you cant. egbami oooooooooooooo. . . . .you can abeg plz do.
Just tell us the rest of the gist na. Kilo de?

See this yeye woman, ko da o
How do you know I wnt sleep? Ah ah, see this hot mess

Oya, toyin, do you want the gist or not.

I want am o, cuz I won't sleep if I dnt hear am.

Seems everyone's gradually losing steam.

Now that we've washed dirty knickers and bashed heads in public, can the key players all call it a night? Or a day, whichever. Good show while it lasted. Now it's becoming plain ridiculous.

Grown men and women. Come on.

@Onyinye
Flame-fanning's not allowed either.

DaPhoenix:

lol I'd rather be pleasantly surprised than disappointed.

U have always boasted about ur fitness in bedmatics.
Well. . . . .I am taking it 3 notches higher. . . . .We shall complete the deal on a trampoline and letz see who will last.
Whoever passes out first would get a dozen slaps on the face, deal??

DeReloaded:

who dash meatless person betta state. Better claim your Osun abyss jeje.

Ekiti scallywag. . . . .

Oniranu. Obuko Dudu

Razz element.
See her head like Simon Adebisi.
Anuofia.

Ebony-Silk:

LMAO. . . . .sorry, I dnt do NL gibberish
[b]yOUR TYPE NEVER MAKES IT TO MY YIM cuz I odn't want to hear how this person loggon on, said this, was from this and all that shit.[/b]People I'd never see face to face, screw that.

Lemme laff . . . . . . . . why wud i wanna be in ur yim list
What can I possible wanna talk to u abt  . . . . . . .my youngest brother is older than u sef

Ebony-Silk:

Oya, toyin, do you want the gist or not.

I want am o, cuz I won't sleep if I dnt hear am.

u still dey open mouth for salad . . . . . eeya  
e don be
if u like stay hia . . .me i dey go bed
na nite

The phrase "Razz Element" is razz on its own.

Local Champion.

First you say Igbos eat eachother, now you are using their words

Berra pick a side, confused obuko

Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em.

Enough with the b!tching already.

tope2000:

Lemme laff . . . . . . . . why wud i wanna be in ur yim list
What can I possible wanna talk to u abt . . . . . . .my youngest brother is older than u sef

u still dey open mouth for salad . . . . . eeya
e don be
if u like stay hia . . .me i dey go bed
na nite

toooo, you better laugh before you say I dnt want you to laugh agaim.

LOL, what can't you possibly talk abt? Don't you want to hear how so and so dey do and what school they go too and what they study?
Shame on you, Tope, you're slacking.

Go to bed, omoge, e don do.
Now you've swallowed it. It is done