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Nothing is impossible. . . . there are women out there who will prepare Egusi with pounded yam cheerfully for their husband,while never uttering a word of discontent.

It is either you Marry your mama. . . or marry a dude.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734091#msg2734091 date=1220209720]Dude if you ever meet this chick I'll love to have her sister.   [/quote]This girl only exist in male form.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734096#msg2734096 date=1220209757]Who cares if the kids have locks.[/quote]You say that now. . . .

agaba123:
Do I smell jealousy?

(coughing relentlessly)

davidylan:
there's nothing plastic about them. To be honest many of them are a lot more traditional than you noise nigerian women.

@ topic - a romantic chic for me is easy:
- a good, willing cook
- dutiful, clean, diligent.
- Allow me my space
- non confrontational
- braided hair, hoop ear rings.  

So you going to marry a white girl? Good luck with that. Hope you ready to deal with having kids with that real nappy hair.

Ruby. . . . i miss the 4P from yesterday. This is one is a

agaba123:
Braided hair makes one plastic?

Stop twisting my words. You know what i mean.

davidylan:
You shld see a blonde petite babe with braids. Cute.

You are an exception being that you is into them plastic chix.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734006#msg2734006 date=1220208453]Romantic to moi

1. Silence during football matches
2. 4 six packs every night
3. Isiewu and Nkwobi for dinner
4. Poundo for lunch
5. A pack of cigarettes or _{(Rizla and kpoli)}[/quote]Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Thank you so much for this comment. You took all the words out of my mouth. That is Nigerian men and romance go together like braids on a white girl. Good Job.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2733940#msg2733940 date=1220207314]o, forget it.
I thought you meant real diamonds, not those plastic ones you buy at WalMart [/quote]LMAO!!! Abi o. . . there was this one stupid trifling boy that i knew in high school who tried to get with me with 25 cent ring he got from one of those machines from Wal Mart. I looked at him like "What the flippin hell is this?"

oziomatv:
Don't look things from your own pocket there's Guys who live while other are surviving.
     Not all are Poor.

Of course. Do you think im going to pay? PLEASE!!!!

agaba123:
Now that sounds questionable after listing the number of credit and debit cards someone should have before asking for your hand in marriage

Hey i have to make sure im entering a stable marriage.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2733926#msg2733926 date=1220207111]dreeldee, you better read this wellu wellu o.[/quote]Oh yes Grandpa. There are far too many potbellied men in this world. In fact, there is an infestation.

oziomatv:
Do you like Ogbor Hill? I know my little sister like luxury life style.

I don't need a guy to spend his life savings just to take me somewhere romantic. I mean there are some manys ways to be romantic with out drilling a hole in your pocket.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2733902#msg2733902 date=1220206685]hehehhe, you odn start this morning.
lmao!! I wonder why sef. Because Naija men are always ugly. . . .before and after the wedding, so it does not matter for them.
But their wife got to maintain the beauty, I guess
Do you know how much it cost me to try not to look like dreeldee? I go bankrupt twice a week [/quote]LMAO!!!
But it is try and the women here can testify to it. But like hell will allow my man to get lazy. I will put him on a:
No red meat
No fried foods
No soda/carbonated drinks
No chips/crackers/cookies
No powdered drinks
No empty calories
No candy/sweets
No ice cream DIET.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2733874#msg2733874 date=1220206382]Infact, next month, I want India to come to me!![/quote]Personally i don't need all that. Just take me to some where special. Some where we can be alone isolated secluded. And enjoy our selves

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2733843#msg2733843 date=1220206074]I don't go to church on sunday.
SDA. . . . but still no excuse since I didn't go yest either But I prayed at home, right?[/quote]I guess you can let is slide. . . . . anyways i have been wondering about this. Why is it that men (esp. nigerian) get upset when their wives don't look like they did in their wedding picture. . . . even though they look like a freakin hibernating bear? What is with these double standards?

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2733833#msg2733833 date=1220205948]I'm still looking for a man that will show me romance by taking me to India to buy the best jewelries every 2 months [/quote]Abi o. . . .  but i don't need to go to India to be romanced. . . .

PHEMOUR:
huh interesting, they can take care of themselves but they never tought of u can take care of your self even when u are married, they still care and call u everytime

Your wife is now your life obligation. Your extended family shall always be there but you have to put your wife first. You aint no baby boy no more so stop acting like it.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2733809#msg2733809 date=1220205721]Church today?

@dreeldee
Your craw-craw and potbelly na perfect combination abi?[/quote]So no church today Ruby i see. Anyways. . . . yeah i don't see how a man can allow himself to form a potbelly. Shoot i will force my man to be in shape all the days of his life.

dreeldee:
@onyinye how was the service today

Oh quite well Grandpa. Quite well.

Good Afternoon, Tope na Mesmya. Hope you two went to Church today.

@topic

The most romantic thing a man could do is to take me to my favorite place on earth.

Good Afternoon to you all. . . . I hope you guys went to Church today.

Hola, Ruby!

agaba123:
hehe. Does it really matter what I believe? What matters is what you believe in about yourself. My impression of you is immaterial in as much as I am entitled to my opinion.

I know what believe in. . . . which is obviously the opposite of the front you puttin on.

mesmya:
oh! and finally a good koko/yekini for the right penetration

How did i know you were going to say that. . . . .

agaba123:
Onyee no one is good. You should know that. That does not make one evil. We have all done things we prolly would have not done which were fun at the time of doing it. Yea our discuss stemmed from the fact you said you weren't getting laid and i wanted to tell ya that getting laid the traditional way is a terminal end of process. One can get the satisfaction of making out without having a plank in between the legs. Now that does not make you an evil person assuming i was referring to you.
You are a good girl as far as I know.

Oka catch what you spittin. . . . am i as good as you want to believe.  Which is whatever you believe in. . . .

Chocolate w/ strawberries
Serenade w/ the sounds of the Spanish Guitar
Lloyd(long hair don't care)
Poetry
Sitting out under the warm sun sippin ice T with my man
Hanging out at the house in the warm arms of the one i love. No words spoken but stories felt.

agaba123:
havind done some stuff does not make one evil. Far from that. It is what all youngsters do. No I am not calling you evil my sis. You are cool.
I was saying that it does not matter where one watches a football match from, VIP stand or popular stand, all na inside stadium.
The only prob is that the society has its value and frowns at certain things and we try our best to conform to those values. While we try, we forget that we cannot cheat nature. Ihe onye ruru ogo ya abughi usa.

Oka well uhmmmm. . . . . yeah you are still kind of calling me a "Non Good Girl". You still might not be doing it on purpose but you still are coming off that way.

Anyways Sisi,

If you are expecting any one of these boys children  pikins  men to agree with your idea. . . . you are kidding yourself.  You see people think women's self esteem is easy to down pour on but actually it is men. That is why they do things for "Street Cred" [/i]or what have. So from them except that they do have [i]"Emotions" is a hit and miss. They will put up a front of being hard and tough when they really aint.

agaba123:
Naah not at you. Are you evil? Naay! Was just saying that having not done stuff in the traditional sense does not make any difference. That's by the way.

Oka i truly don't follow. So are you calling me evil or not because that is basically giving the impression of. . . .

The Wife is more important. You are no longer a baby boy. . . . they can take of themselves.

Sisi. . . . you are really something

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agaba123:
Naah, how can I call my sweet sis evil? Just stated some fact

Fact that was being aimed at me?

Oh im sorry Suburb Dead. . . . .

agaba123:
naah my mind is not in the gutter. Right up there in me. Who said getting laid is the only thing evil? biko, some 25 year old virgins were disvirgined at 16 but they still claim to be because no plank has passed in between

usted está comenzando a incomodarme. So you are calling me evil