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davidylan:
What do you small children know about marriage sef?   You think its an extension of boyfriend and girlfriend? you know that game we used to play when we were teens?

Abegi, of course a man does a whole lot more than that but space constraints made me type just a few. I just wish you'D see what life is like married to an irresponsible fellow who expects you to pay your own bills, doesnt have a consistent job to call his own.
Inconvenient truth - women make noise about "i earn my own money" but ALL want a man who can provide them financial and emotional security. So who's decieving who here?

Leave Obinna and Emeka, they are out looking for Women not little girls with mills and boons notion of marriage that lasts just 3 weeks.
As for Jaquan and co, God help you if they are not in jail yet.

Thank Goodness some men can be molded. Yeah there is no way im becoming some man's door mative housewife. Aint happening.

davidylan:
i don't blame all of you, you've all grown up in a "fast-food" society making noise about feminism, womens rights and other forms of silly nonsense. Better start looking back home at those values that truly make a home the pillar it once was.

I didnt say anything about what the man gives doesnt mean the man gives nothing. How about a man who works night and day to make sure wifey gets her dream car, that they can afford the home she wants and that the kids can have the latest games? how about a guy who has to understand his wife and put up with no sex for the months she's pregnant or sick? How about the fact that most wives NEVER even know how gas enters their gas tanks or where the bills come from or how her car miraculously happens to always be in tiptop shape?

Get a grip women . . . its a give and take situation. Learn to submit and adore your husband and you'll never have reason to complain unless you married a pig.

This is the up most load of rubbish i have ever read.
According to your post, this a loving husband:
Pumps gas into the car
Manages without any sex for like nine months
Gets his credibility from working all night even though the wife works too
Throws money around has a way to show how much he loves his family
Pays bills when the wife probably pays bills too
Keeps her car in shape when actually she also pays for it to be fixed too.

So this is a loving husband? Oya where is JaQuan and Tyrone. . . . im through with Obinna and Emeka.

tope2000:
so what should wife expect from loving husband??

THE WORLD.

davidylan:
which entails making sure your husband's sexual needs are taken care of, making sure that you cook real food for him everyday, that you keep his home and kids neat and tidy, that you learn to know when he needs you and when he just wants his space, that you trust, understand him and learn to exercise patience even when he doesnt always do things right.

There's a lot to being a loving wife, its more than just saying it. Do it.

NO offense but you make men sound like selfish children. Marriage is about give and take. It seems like the wife is doing all the giving and the man is doing all the taking.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734536#msg2734536 date=1220215535]And we are trying to teach you what that love should be like.[/quote]That aint love. . . that is being a loveslave.

davidylan:
Nah nothing insulting about that, just the inconvenient truth. Loosen up, most men now actively make sure their girls are in tune with them sexually and in terms of [b]what is expected of them in a marriage before giving them a ring. [/b]Ya better wake up before its too late and u're 38 wondering where all the good men went to.

Expectations of what? Didn't know i was going into an interview. The only thing im expected to do is be a loving wife. Besides that. . . . .

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734505#msg2734505 date=1220215047]We no be gentlemen O!!
Neither are we misogynists
We are simply africans and we are only trying to teach these women our cultures and traditions which have been handed down to us from our ancestors.
If you like go do gentleman with someone like onyinye, you go only see jerusalem only when she feel like to born pikin. Na modern day houseboy you go be.
Gentleman ko! New fashion ni.[/quote]If you want go Jerusalem. . . . . i will be more than happy to buy you plane ticket. Stay as long as you like.

agaba123:
Interesting. But sex is necessary may not be oxygen

Can't agree.

davidylan:
yeah the world revolves around women not frigidaire women like you.  

Must you be insulting?

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734488#msg2734488 date=1220214764]Now thats just straight funny.  
Thanks!!
I needed the laugh.[/quote]You welcome. Don't choke now.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734473#msg2734473 date=1220214437]Onyinye!! Nwa ada!!.
The truth is bitter, but I must tell you.
YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION.[/quote]Intervention over what? Over what wonderful person i am?

michelin89:
This one na hard work!

What you said "desires" and i was just wondering what desires.

davidylan:
Lets be frank here:
1. you know nothing about men. A real woman knows that a man's ego is very important to keeping him and eventually herself happy.
2. If you knew the needs of men you wont make light of learning to cook, keeping the kids away while he watches Arsenal obliterate Manchester United in the champions league final with isiewu and some chilled soda before his excellency.
3. Sex obsolete?   It made nonsense of your answers to 1 and 2.
4. You don't know the real world at all, it revolves around men, sex, men, sex, men, sex . . . what else?

The world revolves around women, God, money, love, so on and so forth.

davidylan:
when it comes to men, their needs, sex and the real world you're still wandering in the wilderness with no end i sight. Berra hold my hand now and let me lead you to the promised land. All this "strong head" wey u dey do, e no pay you at all.  

1. I know enough about men
2. Know their needs
3. Sex. . . . obsolete
4. Know about the real world

My so called "strong head" has been valuable.

michelin89:
Osanubuamen!!! Onyinye this is not about being slaves to men but about fulfilling your desires. Until you continue to think certain things are made for men believe me you'll always act bitter to any of their provocations. Haba, women are humans too.

Desires of what again?

michelin89:
Damn! This is serious!!! Onyinye, don't worry, as your fellow woman, I won't abandon you. I'll teach you the pleasure of this marvelous need!  

Need of what?. . . . Last time i checked the only things i needed were:

Food
Water
Shelter

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734418#msg2734418 date=1220213497]Young lady, welcome to the real world. Men are the saviors. Even jesus was a man. If we don't marry you and you grow beyond menopause, thats it. Game over.  
You know you are not serious. Dildos!! lol. you might as well use a cucumber, its never like the real deal.  
Read your posts all over the romance section about men, relationships and marriage. Thats why. _{(Man eater)}  [/quote]Am i the only one who wants to slap him? Oka just checking. Can you please elaborate on the highlighted portion. Because it is obviously not true as it stands.

davidylan:
If you want to be in with the group then you need to change your mindset. I understand u're just saying this because of your stubborn nature . . . don't worry, i can help you.   . . . and tope2000, don't mind those other insolent ladies there - they know themselves.  

So i dont know myself? So im so lost soul searching for purpose?

michelin89:
Onyinye, haba, you even sure of the [b]once [/b]wey you dey talk? Because if you fear graphic and visual, wetin you wan fit do?

Once of what?. . . . .  

4 Play:
Once? Wetin you dey do with only once,are you a grandma?

I aint no grandman. . . . aint no sex slave either. I have better and more important things to do then to be my husband's sex puppet.

davidylan:
onyinye2 is as frigid as the north pole. Men who love themselves shld beware.

Now that tope2000, michelin and ruby will make excellent sex mates . . . teach them to cook and patiently work them through the rudiments of "serving your husband 101" and they will be good to go.

HEY! Why did you isolate me?

michelin89:
Have you ever had an orgasm? Do you know what multiple orgasms are?   Once you pop you can't stop.

Confidential. Anyways. . . . . that is just sick and graphic for me.

agaba123:
What are you driving at sweetie?

Yal are CAVE MEN!!!!

michelin89:
You are under estimating yourself so much. Sex is nothing but the contact between a fulfillment of a primary need, like eating, sleeping and drinking. besides what is two or three times. You can use a different hole for every round.

You see i have better things to do then be a sex slave. Once is a enough for me. . . and him. Otherwise. . . TOO BAD.

davidylan:
make sure u brought your own sperm.

Ha ha very funny cave man.

davidylan:
its non-negotiable.   Infact that is the tonic for a successful morning.

Seriously that is just sick. I think im getting nausea

tope2000:
HA
sex hungry men dey Nairaland
doyin, david,agaba, 4play to list a few  
_{ruby n onyinye too}

Me, hungry for sex? Not in this lifetime or in the next. . . .

4 Play:
My hands are for using the TV remote control and tapping on the keyboard. My wife must be prepared to fulfill all my sexual needs,no arguments.

Igbo men are so backwards. AA men are sounding better and better each day. . . . Oya where is JaQuan?

michelin89:
True because as she fulfills yours, she fulfills hers.

Truly Questionable.

davidylan:
siddon dia. Maybe your children will drop from heaven.

Invitro fertilization sounds better and better each day. . . . .

4 Play:
If she is not,who else will it be?  

Your two God given hands.

michelin89:
Being a sex machine, like my dish washer and washing machine which means "anytime I want it" is the duty of a husband.

Hmmmm. . . . . .

tope2000:
wetin u go come dey do onyinye
u don turn am in2 houseboy oo

Hell yeah. I will turn him into my houseboy, busboy, slaveboy, dogboy

michelin89:
The list to long. Just 4 words: "Do as I ask!"  

No it is "My wish is your command."

4 Play:
It's like asking me to do without oxygen. [b]Do you want me dead? [/b]What is the point of having a wife if she is not satisfying my sexual needs regularly?

Yes. Is your wife your sex medicine?

davidylan:
what's a wife without sex 24/7 anywhere, any place, however i demand it? I may as well marry my brother.

Yes you should marry your brother. Cave man.
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734260#msg2734260 date=1220211854]Whats wrong with sex?? Thats one of the two primary reasons for every marriage[/quote]Not with me.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734223#msg2734223 date=1220211460]No be only martini, You for ask for kai-kai or aromatic schinapps.
Your places are as follows;

1. Kitchen - Cook the meals.
2. Bedroom - Sex, massages and house keeping
3. Backyard - Laundry and house-keeping
4. Sitting room - For company, entertaining guests and house keeeping
5. The yard - Lawn mowing

In short, you are in charge of Raising the kids, cooking, laundry, making me happy and house keeping. I provide the money. _{(Thats called division of labour)}[/quote]ARE YOU MAD!!!! Do you actually expect a woman in the 21st century to actually do any of this? PLEASE WAKE UP FROM YOUR SLUMBER!!!!
Cause all those things listed aint getting down by me.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2734221#msg2734221 date=1220211448]^{*couch* *sneeze*} They're your people [/quote]It is official. . . . im trading Emeka and Obinna for. . . . . Tyrone and JaQuan.

4 Play:
Shameful. . . this world is becoming jagagaja. . . .women no fit prepare egusi and pounded yam again.

Of course i would prepare it for myself. . . . go get your own.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2734195#msg2734195 date=1220211096]Would you like some rat poison with that too? [/quote]LMAO!!!!
Ruby. . . . why is it igbo men are such a disgrace when it comes to updated times? It is like they still live in the stonge ages

doyin13:
Onyinye you dey protest too much haba.
I sure say na you fall for one yeye man like mumu anyway.
It always ends up that way.

Yeah im going to let this slide. just this once.

4 Play:
@Onyinye

Keep making noise. . . better go and learn how to pound yam with mortar and pestle. Egusi and Onugbu soup,those are my favorites.

Most importantly,don't forget the fixture list.

Better start to memorize all those Pizza ordering numbers. . .

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2734167#msg2734167 date=1220210751]Don't mean to be tribal, but, why is it that the Igbo men are the one talking this way? ^*shivers*[/quote]Ruby i was about to say that. It is official im marrying an AA man.

davidylan:
what's bad about a white chic and kids with locks if the chic is more than willing to play the role of the tradtional wife?  

Much better than the stubborn girls that parade this thread. Nothing beats a woman who knows her place in the home (kitchen, bedroom most important), keeps a home sparkling clean, knows when to talk and when to keep quiet, is not giving to nagging and doesnt demand heaevn and earth.

I need a martini. You men are an utter disgust. What the hell is this? My place is wherever i wanna be. Please come and hit me. . . . just make sure to sleep with one eye open and to look over your shoulder when im using kitchen ware.

4 Play:
That is the true mark of a loving woman.

Get down on your knees and pray to marry a Japanese woman and not a woman like me. I would turn your life upside down. And do it in laughter.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734140#msg2734140 date=1220210469]This Y2K chicks don't seem to realize that times have changed.
Just because we don't send them to the farm and stream anymore abi!!


What is so difficult about knowing match fixtures and TIVOing it if I am sleeping or waking me up to watch it with a six pack and a cigarette on the table while she massages my feet in silence, huh??
You did not plant the yam, you did not weed the farm, neither did you harvest it. Just Cook and pound, and you are complaining.
Whats so difficult about Isiewu and Nkwobi every night?? It is not as if I sent you into the bush to hunt the goat, kill it, prepare it and cook it. All you have to do is cook it.

These women need to be schooled O!
In short any lady I marry will have to go for 3 months Domestic Training (D.T) before entering my house.[/quote]What the hell is this? Why don't you do it yourself? Why don't you set a reminder for your stupid football on the freakin television set? It takes like 5 seconds. Will you die? _{wish you would.} Why don't you prepare your own meal? Stop acting like a freakin hibernating bear.

4 Play:
You call being romantic being a doormat? Kai. . . young ladies of these days.  

Oh so this is Romantic?

4 Play:
1:Check the football fixture list before fixing any outing

2:Pounded yam at least once every 2 days. Not those "fake" ones . . . . . . I have mortar and pestle in my house.

3: Shut your mouth unless you have something good to say

4:Sex on tap

4 Play:
All you young ladies with your stubbornness. The advice we are giving you will do you a lot of good in future.

STFU!!! Advice for what again? To be a doormat? PLEASE!!!!