₦airaland Forum

netflicks:
The head reminds me of the movie "clash of the Titans" lol the lady with snakes on her head

Medusa.lol

TheFacelessMan:
Yawn.

I am currently at the basement of the SSS HQ being tortured by Mamman Daura.


Let me tell you about what happened in the past 36 hours.....

Remove the 001 in your moniker and put GENERATION there.

hahahahahaha..lmao

Osozondi:
What is the problem of this woman self?
Is it a must to say everything she sees?
I think she deserves second term ticket to ...........

You should STFU if u ain't got nothing to say..She's revealing the truth, u re here spilling trash.mcheeew

lawman88:
I'm in Kano, there is tension everywhere. I'm just in my room at Odutola road, sabon Gari reading news. Police everywhere. If care is not taking, Hausa and Fulani may fight each other.

The irony is that almost all Fulanis are angry with the decentralization of the Kano emirate. While most Hausas are comfortable with it.

Lets watch them from afar. One thing is sure: This fight will consume both ganduje and emir Sanusi

Hausa fighting Fulani, Now that will be a sight to behold.

hardasan:
Well, that's left for her to find out.
Come to think about it? What about parents who use their children for rituals?

What if the new couple gives the child privileges the birth mother could only dream of and the child gets saved from a life of poverty, hardship and molestation?

Not saying this is exactly what will happen but its a possibility right?

Yes it is possible. but we must condemn what she did. It was clearly premeditated, especially for one who already has 5 children.You'd know she had the baby with the evil intention of selling it off.

Eze2000:
I'm neither poor, senseless nor sentimental. In fact, I am a very ruthless landlord of 3 houses one of which is a block of 8 flats. I also happen to be the son of a woman who died of breast cancer 2 decades ago and i gave him some bit of good advice based on my first-hand experience. After my post, I was yours and commented on it.

Ever seen the desperation of someone who is terribly sick/injured and scared he may die? I have seen people in this condition crying over and over that they don't want to die for they have done no evil. They never listen even when you try to talk sense into them but just keep going on about death and crazy things. Are they senseless?


Sighs!

This guys condition has opened wounds i thought was healed a long time ago as i watched my mother die slowly over a period of 11 months. I forgive you for the insult.

Have a nice evening.

don't mind the idiot. he's trying to sound smart but he appears dumber with each sentence he makes. nairaland hosts millions of people. professionals that span several fields of human endeavour, people who have had similar experiences and thus can be of immense help. The idiot is recommending google as if it's not humans that put stuff on google.

isthatso:
is the fool not the man who has data and bypassed google and webmd to ask medical questions on Nairaland?

Nairaland hosts millions of people .You must be a fool to think all of them are as braindead as u are...ode oshi!

isthatso:
symptoms sound like HIV + syphillis + gonorrhea 100%. Very serious condition almost hopeless...your only cure is to stand naked in front of maryland junction and shout blood of jesus 10 times every five minutes....special miracle shall await you!!

ps: Nairaland is not a hospital, if you dont have money for Doctor I understand but you have data for internet and you bypass google/webmd and go to nairaland asking question? receive some sense!!!

stop being an ass..that u don't have the information he seeks does mean others don't. countless number of people have had solutions to their problems via this medium. mcheeew!

kevoh:
Does this mean that NAIRAland is also not authentic according to Madame police's logic?

...or Emma Naira.lol

educhigo:
please my people what's the meaning of, ncan,i usually hear this words in nairaland?

welcome on here Mr jjc. it is name checkers association of nigeria

ken6488:

Love the work
But I don't like this partnership with China..

After I read what happened to Zambia

...and Kenya

hardasan:
If you ask me, I'll say she's better than those who abort pregnancies every 2 months and those who dump newborns in dust bins, dunghills and gutters. She gave birth to the child, sold it to a family where it would be cared for.
Isn't that what surrogacy is about?
Hypocrites who have either paid a lady to abort a child or have masturbated several times will cast stones on her.
She's wrong for bringing a child she can't cater for into the world. Her action might have been more understandable if she didn't take money as a reward.

How are u sure the child will be taken care of? where was it stated in the article?.. what if the child is used for money ritual or for some twisted experiment like that?..

Rosarie:
G

masun

U think i'm going to believe this, think again

I don't like identical twins or triplets!

I had a sad experience in the past dating a twin.....the idiot left me for one small girl and willed me over to his "fuc%k boi" twin brother!

I didn't realise the switch until after 4months![/quote]

kaen1317:
its the agenda of the powers that be to suppress the SE and SS. It's an open secret

one of the reasons I consider Jonathan a failure..He could have opened up those SS and SE ports but he didn't. Now buhari has done it for the north.

iamezekwesiri:
I blame the impotent Iceberg, He couldn't do that after almost 2years of pressing her ass... probably, d only time he got close to that ass was only during camera sessions...

Much respect for Churchill of 40secsGate, the result is a resounding one...

Like for churchill, share for iceBerg

You r wicked!

Get well soon sir.

importexpert:
feel free to ask your affiliate marketing related questions.

How much does one really need to start d bizness.How soon will I start to turn in profit once I start?

abumeinben:
No Calabar carnival the year?

u no dey watch TV?

MrAdetunjiBayo:
Can't you all see that Buhari is greatest president ever? He wrote a letter to the chriatians. This is why we yoruba muslims believe he is greater than Awolowo.

u are too foolish for ur own good

Yeyegist:
An Instagram user, Oluwagbeminiyi has just shared this incredible story of how she was denied access to a restaurant in Lagos because of her Hairstyle. Read below:

Continue reading after the cut....




https://www.instagram.com/p/BN_nWJFAp7J/?taken-by=oluwagbeminiyi&hl=en

butthole? what the heck are they serving?shit?

tuale4u:
There is always two side to a coin. NCC is trying to promote small Nigeria Telecomm companies and protect them from big ones like MTN,Airtel, Etisalat and Glo.

at d expense of d masses?..no just make me vex o

Omagzee:
Just imagine, That is why I sold my d!ck for a pack of con.dom,


Oya watch what happens next in this video. Call me Buhari if you no laugh.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay7LQUDf-kM&hl

mcheeew....buhari oshi!

and if u did went to university without observing people and actions around u, u are a dumbas....and if u did go

yeyeboi:
2nd FTC Today

I Will Only Support The EFCC If They Are Fighting Total Corruption. Even If Her Account Was Used To Launder Money What About The Ameachi's, The Fashola's, The Fayemi's, Burutai's, The Okorochas's and the rest

So This Government Or The EFCC Are Saying All Those Above Mentioned Names Are Corruption Free

Will This Government Turn Deaf Ears Or Blind Eyes To Those Above Mentioned Names

I Am Not Supporting Any Corrupt PDP Member But If This Government Continues To Witch Hunt One Sided Then I Believe This Government Is A Total Waste To The Development Of This Country

u couldn't have said it better.

Wazoblog:
I deem it fit to create this thread for prospective aspirants for NPower- Health.

If you applied for the N-Power Health category kindly come in here and tell us about yourself and location.

Thank you

Wishing you all the best.

.I am in abuja..I ve been trying to log in...no luck so far

I am supposed to be writing my npower test today...but I didn't receive any text message yesterday..Am I missing an important notice? am I the only one in this situation? What do I do?

affairsnaija:
The Federal Civil Service Commission recruitment portal was open few days ago for interested applicants who wants to serve in the Civil Service apply for the advertise positions and join the service. However, since the opening of the recruitment portal on 19 September 2016 applicant have been having difficulties in registering and receiving of verification email to enable them proceed with their applications.

In fact a lot of new email accounts will be created during this registrations period due to email rejection Issues on the portal, Nevertheless some applicants were able to apply successfully and others are still finding it difficult to register.

My understanding on how the recruitment portal works is that for you to register successfully, you must avoid using mobile phone to register instead use strong browser like google chrome on laptop or desktop computer. Some feature will not appear on mobile phone even though the FCSC portal website functionality was optimize for easy access by applicant but the site is still under strong security protection that is why a lot of applicant are having problem to register.

How to Register Successfully
*.go to http://vacancy.fedcivilservice.gov.ng
*.Click on Register an account to start filling in your information on the box provided and Click Register.
*.You will receive either of this popup reply " your registration is successful check your email inbox to activate your registration or this email have already register
*.Check your email box to activate the email send to you, if you din't receive any email don't panic wait for some hours and keep checking your email inbox and spam
*.When you finally receive the activation email in your inbox click on it, it will lead you to FCSC recruitment login page, login with your Username which is the email you register with and password
*.When you successfully login, check for the available position you want to apply for and click on apply button it will take you to the next page to start filling your information. There are 18 form page which you will have to fill.

Note: while filling your form on the recruitment portal there will be some huddles like LGA not displaying or date box not functioning try this strategies: when you click on state origin wait a little before clicking on the LGA box or click on another state origin and check the LGA then try to fill in your own state origin the LGA will show

For those who are finding it difficult to Register don't give up keep trying it will sure get through.

Source: http://www.nigeriacurrentaffair.com/2016/09/how-to-successfully-apply-for-federal.html

dat local govt is a real pain in neck.....I am still on it since yesterday o.e no dey gree drop down like states and d rest

berrystunn:
Tahhhhh where did you register??

bros help me ask am o.e be like say Na only him hear of d registration process....abi Na thru npower again?

getting high in His presence