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Tiwa is so beautiful, chaiiiii

Dreyton36:
How which you even know wetin u type there yourself e for better , u wey curse they follow

Na you curse dey follow that's why you dey chook eye for another's man marriage, come early Monday morning dey post about another man's wife on social media. The curse wey dey your head na follow come

MrCuteking:
By this time next year no one will be talking about corona virus again. Even now self the story done dey boring.

Na Mercedes virus go dey reign dah time

Penaldo how market?

OP na busybody dey worry u. Why don't you mind your business and leave their marriage alone. It's like na you village people send to scatter that marriage kwa? Already you don dey notice she is fine, she has hips, curves and boobs. How she is best behaved and a good earner. Later you will come here and tell us how you slept with your friend's wife. Leave your friend's wife alone before thunder strike you. Marriage on fire kee you dia

Assurance

Family of professors employed by billionaires who don't have certificates. Life is very interesting

Fineboy444:
I don tire for all this woman matter
Commit suicide if you dont know what to do next. Fool

this your advice na no time to check time advice

Dobson43:






I would give you a mature advice since that's what you want. Your present boyfriend is just your boyfriend. He is not betrothed to you neither has he paid your dowry. Don't limit yourself at this stage of your life. Experiment, try new things, discover yourself. If you feel the urge to move on, do move on. You clearly have a thing for this guy and one can conclude that all you need is a push.



Based on your level in the university, one can determine your age. Some callous folks would call this stage you find yourself a whøre phase, but the true is we all have this identity crisis. We do not actually know ourselves. Certain people we see typify those characters we do have but can't express. They inspire this qualities in us to be birthed.




I don't want to go too philosophical, but I am going to tell you this: twenty years from now, you would wish you were more adventurous, you would wish you tried new things and you would understand that life is worth living and you would not allow yourself wallow in bondage because you are in relationship. Ships are supposed to move you in a certain desired direction. Either it moves you or you jump ship.




But the real truth is, you have broken his heart and emotionally screwed him over. Have the decency to break it up

kikikiki, this wan just dey discover him hoeing talent. Love your boyfriend? Which kain love. Love kee you dia. Go ahead and be the hoe that you are. When you are done sleeping with all your coursemates and lecturers, may be you will retire or enta next level whoring

Thickens kwa? May den add water naw. How e take consign us. When Obaseki dey chop money, e reach me? when Osho dey chop him own, he reach me? when edo APC chop der own, e reach me? when NWC APC dey chop der own, e reach me? But when e reach for problem sharing among themselves, they wan dey disturb Nigerians make dem share their problem give us. Abeg may una carry this nonsense useless news comot from my front this early monday morning before i throway you hot water

Beta countries are relaxing lockdown because COVID-19 cases are reducing. But this shithole country with shithole government enforce total lockdown when cases are small and relaxing lockdown when cases are increasing. May God save Nigeria from Borrowhari government

Lostz:
you mean we have not been surviving without them?

Guy they have been surviving without you and they will survive without you. They don't need you more than you need them. It's you that need them more than they need you. So stop overhyping this shithole country with a shithole government abeg. Let FB, IG, Twitter, Netflix etc pull the plug on your fake country for one week, just one week, let's see if half of your population won't sink into mental depression and insanity . Abi you think na nairaland and linda ikeji blog be the thing wey dey keep your country minds engaged?

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Everything oil oil oil oil, dem no dey tire. Other countries dn upgrade to electronic cars. Oil no go soon get use again, This people wan die for oil. Na wa o

Whether na FG fix o, NNPC, Orji Kalu, Nnamdi Coonu, MC Oluomo, Tinubu, Jonathan or Madueke fix am o, nothing go still happen. This oil na curse

Make The owners of Nigeria come up with something else. If na cattle rearing, terrorism etc anything wey go boost the economy na





Na Buhari dey do you?? Dey Dere wey pant dey wear you, e go soon clear for your eye

so terrorism go boost economy? Number 1 economist professor i hail oh

HIbreed:
you think the US are foolish. They are in for full time biz

I don't think they are foolish. I KNOW they are foolish, and it's that foolishness of turning themselves to world police that has made them the biggest debtors in the world. Upon turning themselves to world police, 911 still happened, there is still no peace in the middle-east, China has still grown to be a top threat, Russia is still their Tom and Jerry coldwar relationship partner, and they still don't control all the governments in this world, nad Americans are still not safe everywhere in the world, even in their own country sef. And all that huge money losses for what? World police superpower status. So forgerrit, i don't think they are foolish, I KNOW they are VERY FOOLISH.

Borrowhari government, the more you look the more you see the 7th wonders of corruption

Any girl you have to entice with money and gifts to gain her attention and affection is not your woman. You're just a side dick. The main guy or guys are always hitting it back to back for free behind the scene. Continue to dey mumu yourself.

OP is one of those simps that buy a woman's attention and affection with money

rkarang:
You can’t just be generous without getting something of value in return. That’s a business mindset!

Do you know how it plays out when US places economic sanctions on countries? For instance, Iran has been begging for billions of dollars loan to fight CoVid 19...

So their allies act as actors in implementing US international policies

They can still do all that without US troops on German soil. The truth is USA just wants to be playing world police, that's the major reason they spread their forces across the world, and to use such display as an intimidation tactics for subduing other governments to dance to their tune.

Lostz:
they cannot pull their services from Nigeria because we are useful to them

we are not using them for free. they sell our Data, they use our datas to run targeted ads.

they can take their services elsewhere. they won't be here if they are not making money.

how much ads do you run? smh! the money they are making from the whole of Nigeria cannot even reach the money they are making from New York alone. Even Kenya has more value to them than this country. How long did they take to even accept to open their services to this country? You just started using Netflix in 2019. Chase them with your stupid laws, and they will be even eager to carry their bags and go. They will put your country IP on permanent ban, then after you spent another 40 years in social media wilderness, your useless govt will still spend billions of tax payers money to be globe trotting and begging them to come back. The choice is yours. You have no bargaining chips on this negotiation table. If France is talking, Nigeria should sit down in one corner and shut up

Topmaike007:
sebi na una comot am

Me? Never!!! i can never be among such stupid crowd of southerners that will clamor for and instigate the removal of a seasoned over qualified highly intelligent academic southerner to be replaced by quota system fura de nunu people, never! They thought they were doing Kemi Adeosun but see the mumu people now, they don't know they are doing themselves. Very soon this caliphate woman will introduce tax for breathing air and tax for sleeping in your house because the useless govt want to continue living exuberantly large and wasteful lifestyle. Is it google that said their fada should not develop Nigeria with the oil money they have been making since 1958? Look at the UAE, same oil we are selling, but their country is like a paradise for their citizens. Countries that were literally formed from deserts.

Lostz:
even France came up same law recently. you can't be making money in Nigeria and be paying 0 tax

Oga don't ever compare Nigeria with France, never ever. be comparing Nigeria to Somalia, Yemen or South Sudan. Now ask yourself the same question, are such countries asking Facebook to pay tax? In fact, FB is very stupid, sorry but not sorry to say, because if i were Mark Zuckerberg, I will make sure anyone signing up from Nigeria, or any account with Nigerian IP address to pay subscription of $200 per month before they can use FB service, let's see how many of these useless government officials will be able to be catching trips on FB. You are using FB, using Twitter for free, yet you want to tax them? Tax dem na, let's see whether your country won't sink back to social media stone age. Do you think Nigeria is a consequential market for digital giants? Smh, i laugh in NTA News You get to watch the latest films from the comfort of your home or wherever for a token fee and you think you're the one doing Netflix a favor? Guy there are better African countries that will rush Netflix to take your space if they pull of from Nigeria. They won't even feel nada. Na una go lose. Till date, do you know how many digital giants still have Nigeria on their blacklist? Till today, you can't even receive money on PayPal from Nigeria. Yet you are mentioning Nigeria and France in the same sentence. Abeg no dey try am again

Jehovah God na your hand i dey oh. Have mercy on me and my loved ones.

kikero:
Well, if Netflix, Google, et al are paying taxes in the US and the EU, why should Nigeria be exempt?

Mr man, you should be even grateful that they have included Nigeria in their coverage. I was trying to do something online recently, "ordinary" African countries like angola, kenya etc were included, but Nigeria was blocked. If these guys pull out, it is your useless country that will drown back to the stone age of NTA media and radio Nigeria broadcasting . Tax fire. All the trillions in naira local tax they have been collecting, what do they do with it other than stealing, embezzlement, corruption and turning themselves to overnight billionaires? Tax kee this hopeless government dia

How many years did it take before Nigeria can partake of Netflix? This bastard government just want to destroy all the effort and the progress that took 20 years to bring this digital investors here. Kemi Adeosun is 10 trillion times better than this quota system product. But because of one useless NYSC certificate exemption error, foolish Nigerians rushed to crucify her, not knowing they were acting the script of the hegemonic herdsmen in the north, hope you guys are happy now with the devil substitute they don give una. later she will introduce tax for sleeping at night. Tueehhhhhh!

NengakGodwin1:
Okay. We've heard you "spagetti" child.

Geisha child. Na your grandpa i be oh

Aother rubbish post with zero sense! All this indomie shoedren sef

OP God bless you for this thread. Na laff full my belle since too funny

ValCon888:
She's shy, but you asked her out in one week and fúcked her without protection?
It's alright.

Kikikikikikiki that small boy still thinks he's the only farmer farmig the farm, he no know say na community farm he want to harvest Emeka crop go haus

DaddyRochie1642:
In Brazil We Call People Like You MUGUdinho Dos Santos


To Slap You Just dey Hungry me

Walai, the hungry no be here

Mr Mumu you're not the owner of that pregnancy , but you're just too dull. Las las na that geh go kee you

skymight:
Help me. My gf is pregnant. I promise to make the story fast and short. I met this fine and beautiful girls just a week ago and we feel so contacted very quickly so the point that I ask her out that particular day and she accepted to date me. I love her a lot and she love me too. Telling the truth if I am financial stable right now I would have marry her. I intend to marry her when the time is ready. We are both in out early twenties. Fast forward, On Monday her aunt went to hospital to see a neighbor who is sick and her baby sister is sleeping so we decided to see each other since from her house to mine is just 1 minutes walk. We live very closely here in GRA. So we had a quick sex in my room( because we no do know when we are going to see each other unless talking on phone, she hardly comes out of the house) and I did not use condom coz I see her as my real girl friend and future wife. (Nah here devil enter) So when I am about to cum I pull out and release on my bed. Seriously we did not even last one minutes coz she is in a hurry to go home so as her baby sister will not wake up and start crying. She enjoy it lol but I did not coz that is just first round but I am OK because she is my girl friend.

So when we finish I told her to use the bath room and wash up before rushing home which she did. We keep on talking on phone as usual. So on Thursday and Friday she complained of weakness and serious tiredness join with running stomach which I advised her to put salt inside water and drink to stop the running stomach. (that is what I use to do whenever I have a running stomach I learn that from my late grand mom). So yesterday being Saturday I notice her attitude change due to how she responses to me. (I notice the attitude issue first on Friday night but she apologize saying her body is reacting to something she can not explain but the Saturday morning was worst). Since that morning till night she refuse to pick my calls or reply back my messages. Finally she pick up around 9pm after I keep begging her to pick my calls at least to know the problem with her. She picked and her voice was low and she was crying too that the running stomach pain is too much and that she is seeing an early period (I think she mean blood) instead of 13 or 17 that she usually see her period. She was still crying telling me that she has notice all the signs of being pregnant accept vomiting. (She google the signs) She told me told me she feels vomiting ooo but it is not coming out.

(Now the news that puts me in a thinking mood) she told me that she feels and think she is pregnant. Right now I am confused and she don't know what to do either. I told her to do a manual pregnant test to know if she is truly pregnant she said she don't know how to do that. (me I don't know too just hear they do it at home) She has refused to pick my calls again. Before she hang the call she told me that she don't want to have a baby now either do I. (Her aunt is a retired director on revenue board so if she finds out her trust on her will be gone and she will not train her in school anymore) We do not plan for any of this to happen and this is even our first sex (She is not a virgin ooo either do I) Please help me we can not afford to have a baby now. Just both of us that know about this. Please what should we do now. Is there any drugs that she can take to flush everything out since it is not up to a week.

You are free to insult me and I accept all the blame but please help advise me with the drugs to buy for her. This is the first time I am experiencing this. I don't want my family to find out because if they do I am dead. I beg everyone to help me with a drug to buy for her. I have seen people get helped here. Please doctors in the house help me.