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Health › Re: It Takes A Month To Treat A Coronavirus Patient - Osagie Ehanire by Openbusiness: 11:46am On Apr 01, 2020

One month to treat each patient, osheeyyyyy!!! Wait till when this Coronavirus matter is over and you hear the amount they spent. But then again, this is Nigeria, the matter may never end, they might let it linger and drag for years like they did with boko haram and it might just become another cash cow for the cabals to chop 9ja money finish. How much dem take feed El Zaky for house arrest? No be N3.5million per month Oga Lai talk dah time? grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: What Was Your April Fool Prank? by Openbusiness: 11:33am On Apr 01, 2020

ChieduJoshua081:
As today is April 1st, I came to the office and immediately I opened the gate, I fell on the floor and pretended as if I had passed out and my colleagues came rushing towards me panicking and calling my name as I didn't shake the whole time I was on the floor.

After they had all gathered, I sprang up and shouted April fool!!!! They almost pursue me enter road.

So tell us, were you pranked or you pranked somebody? What was the Prank?

Upon all d mata wey dey ground for Nigeria, na to dey do April fool pranks be your own problem. Mtchewwwwwww! How old r u sef? undecided

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Politics › Re: COVID-19: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Hope Uzodinma, Tells Him To Resign by Openbusiness: 11:07am On Apr 01, 2020

sethtsadopp:
Do you know that Dangote Spaghetti has 107 sticks while Golden Penny has 128?
Don’t waste your tym at home isolating only, get some educated facts.
Tomorrow we will counting the number of grains in a derica of rice

Stay safe people.

Comfam!

Politics › Re: How Buhari’s Coronavirus Campaign Compares With Uk’s by Openbusiness: 10:59am On Apr 01, 2020

Babatunde40:
Nobody in Nigeria should take the glory for the slow spread of Corona virus here. It is our weather that is saving us. #FACT

How many tests have they done to confirm there's a slow spread? They're doing few tests, so obviously there will be few confirmed cases. And that's the lie the government wants to swim in to pretend as if all is well. But in places like America, the government is going all out to save their population. Over 1 million tests done. If you don't test the general public, then they won't know their status and if they don't know their status, the virus will continue spreading silently, till it gets to epidemic levels and by then it will be too late to stop it

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Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 10:51am On Apr 01, 2020

purples25:
Thanks, i over reacted. You're right about these things. Petty issues. I needed the advise though, I'm very grateful you took the efforts to type everything. I'm too emotional as a Nigerian. Lol doesn't matter what happens here, ppl go for your neck with insults. That's how we relate, like you pointed out.

Being too emotional isn't bad. Shows your passion runs deep, and passion is +ve energy. But u just gotta ignore the petty stuff, so it don't drain that useful energy. Energy u can use to make eba wiv edikaikong for yo bf grin

. Anyway, someone shul epp me ask Sanwo Olu wia weda ah offend am cos ah neva c ma own relief package n hungry won kee person hia oh grin

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Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 2:05am On Apr 01, 2020

purples25:
Never.

Then why are you taking his discuss so extremely personal? I mean, he's a stranger, someone you have never met before and probably you might never meet. Why does the opinion of a distant faraway unknown stranger matter so much to you to the extent you're contemplating murder? You said you will kill him, you said you will kill yourself, an extreme negative reaction just because he said you were shapeless. If someone else says you're the most beautiful girl in the world, will you react in an extremely positive way like, tell the guy you will marry him or send him your nudes, because you're so happy with that compliment? You will probably just say 'thanks' and move on. You won't dwell on it. This is the same reason you shouldn't dwell on the negative. Shake it off. He's just catching fun, nothing serious, you might not like what he's saying but then if you saw it from the viewpoint of sarcasm, it wouldn't bother you. It's just petty stuff. But when you make it your duty to react to petty stuff in a very personal way, then you will spoil your mood, frustrate yourself and be bitter too often because people will always offend you. Funny enough, from the convo, it's clear he doesn't hate you, you might think he's so cold and harsh but he's only doing that to teach you a lesson on self control. You let your emotions run wild and he kept goading you not because it will put money in his account, but because he wants to show you how easy it is to manipulate someone who takes minor issues too seriously. Did you read where he said if you give him the cookie, he won't mind? See, I told u he likes u grin

. Don't take the "insults" too personal, because na insults guy man dey take chyke babe wey him wan hammer. So u guys should just settle dan n get a room abeg. Na tough luv dey swit pas wink

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Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 12:16am On Apr 01, 2020

purples25:
But what was wrong with posting on my profile? Must he come at me and insult me? If i die he would continue living hid life like a stone. No single compassion. I have a mother and father and siblings and someone came at me, i am not dating him or anything, he just came at me. I must feel miserable because i am not his type, he must let me know. Pettyprincess who he put against me to insult me is not my enemy. I don't know why he did it.

Do you know him at all? As in, have you ever met or seen before?

Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 12:03am On Apr 01, 2020

purples25:
Justmake him take it back. Please.

I take it back on his behalf. You might not be the curviest girl in the world, but you're definitely not shapeless. That's the truth. Excuse his choice of words, na Buhari quarantine dey may everybody dey para mood. Me sef dey vex dis afternoon, I call one geh a fluffy elephant today, she call me a **********. But na she still gimme food chop later grin

. Na insult we dey take lively ourselves this Buhari quarantine, nothing personal, nothing serious, na play people dey play.

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Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 11:51pm On Mar 31, 2020

purples25:
Take it back

Chai, see dis fine chocolate geh! let's do our own quarantine date

Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 11:48pm On Mar 31, 2020

GreatResearcher1:
Hit the gym before u die

Not everyone has a thick skin. Jokes apart, she's fragile, please handle her with care. Don't flip her switch abeg. She's a lover, not a fighter. Make love, not war.

Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 11:45pm On Mar 31, 2020

purples25:
I will post before i die. Take that unwarranted insult back, you bitch fro. Hell. My blood is on you

Relax jor, someone kanut play wiv u? Na play him dey play.

Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 11:37pm On Mar 31, 2020

GreatResearcher1:
Don't lie to her. I don't like a shapeless girl.

Every girl is shapeless until she jam beta deeeeek. Then d shape go blow. She go give u her numba no worry. Me ah kno say u dey feel d babe grin

Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 11:34pm On Mar 31, 2020

purples25:
Tell your friend to take it back now. Counting thirty minutes. I have a knife at my throat. I swear to God,my family doesn't know what im doing. But my blood ison your hands

Are you a learner? Na insult guy man dey take chyke babe wey him like. No kee ursef. Pm ur your number for more counselling grin

Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 11:31pm On Mar 31, 2020

purples25:
What's funny. If i kill myself,its a vodoospell and i will lay my blood at your feet with this mouth and hands? Whats funny? What can he Pryor create? Do it again, I'll curse your daughters. Men will come for them with no probation like you came at me. What's your business. What's his business? Cant he shut his trap?

Cam dan, he likes you grin

Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 11:25pm On Mar 31, 2020

GreatResearcher1:
Very shapeless no hips

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Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 11:22pm On Mar 31, 2020

kalvoken:
na only God go fit save us

Na to marry white oyinbo girls sure pass. All this 9ja girls don cast. Dia heart don turn stone, love means nufin to dem. Na only to do runs dem sabi grin

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Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 10:40pm On Mar 31, 2020

kalvoken:
Oyibo and Love.

Down here, every girl see dating as a hustle.

Comfam

dating na employment wiv salary for our girls

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Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by Openbusiness: 10:33pm On Mar 31, 2020

Oyinbo girls are just the best. Try this with a 9ja girl, she will collect your drone, tear the paper, take her own paper, write plenty insults for you, your family, your dog, your neighbors, and your ancestors, and attach it to your drone. But if you attach money to the drone, she go answer you. Na only money dem sabi. grin

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Politics › Re: COVID-19: Taskforce Scatters Traditional Gattering Of Umuada (Video) by Openbusiness: 9:40pm On Mar 31, 2020

Very violent monsters of oppression. Na on top unarmed helpless civilians dem go dey flex muscle. If dem see boko haram or killer Fulani herdsmen, they will disappear and run away

Health › Re: Lockdown: Lagos Government Donates Food Items To Residents by Openbusiness: 9:22pm On Mar 31, 2020

Looting of Covid funds has begun. Some naive people will praise the move, but critical thinkers like me can't be fooled by all this circus show for the camera. At the end of the exercise, that's when you will hear that 60 billion was spent to buy 200 bags of rice and 80 bags of garri grin

Dem go hammer no be small

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Health › Re: First COVID-19 Patient In Oyo Discharged by Openbusiness: 12:09pm On Mar 31, 2020

virus05:
Great news

Someone released to gan spread the virus is great news?

Health › Re: Coronavirus: Father Cries Out Over Non-Treatment Of Daughter At Isolation Center by Openbusiness: 10:58am On Mar 31, 2020

REDshouse:
Reason why the govt cant be trusted....

Only a big fool will trust or put their hope in the Nigerian government. That person will be wonderfully disappointed when he sees the kind of monsters they really are. Forget all the packaging, all the fancy speeches, all the media propaganda and eye service, these people in government are heartless monsters

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Father Cries Out Over Non-Treatment Of Daughter At Isolation Center by Openbusiness: 10:51am On Mar 31, 2020

Hopeless government. Their media rats will soon come and do PR on social media, but these are the kind of truths they don't want leaked to the public space, so people can see them as the real monsters they are. The government doesn't give af about anyone but their stealing selves. Even among themselves, na big fish eat small fish be their matter. Bunch of demons in human skin.

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Health › Re: Very Old People Who Recovered From Coronavirus Disease Around The World by Openbusiness: 8:07am On Mar 31, 2020

God be praised! Giver and Keeper of Life, He shows mercy on whomever he chooses to show mercy. These ones have tasted of his goodness

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Politics › Re: Video : Throwback : Seyi Makinde Making Jest Of Coronavirus At Ibadan PDP Rally by Openbusiness: 3:40am On Mar 31, 2020

Celebrities › Re: No Respect: See The Clothe A Woman Wore To Her Friend's Wedding Ceremony by Openbusiness: 3:28am On Mar 31, 2020

Bukati2:
There aren’t a lot of rules to follow at a wedding, except one: You can’t outshine the bride. This woman though appears to have missed the memo after she turned up to a friend’s wedding wearing a Sedductive dress. Don't know her plan though.

Is that not a club she's in? Nigerian bloggers and lies are like Buhari and fake promises

Politics › Re: Coronavirus: FG Starts Immediate Cash Transfer To Poorest Households - Farouk by Openbusiness: 3:26am On Mar 31, 2020

The looting don start

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Foreign Affairs › Re: $20 Trillion Lawsuit Against China! US Group Says Coronavirus Is Bioweapon by Openbusiness: 3:24am On Mar 31, 2020

Toosure70:
That can not replace lost lives, it means China is owning us after removing our debts.

And America is about to own China lock, stock and barrel

Foreign Affairs › Re: $20 Trillion Lawsuit Against China! US Group Says Coronavirus Is Bioweapon by Openbusiness: 3:23am On Mar 31, 2020

China about to lose her share of the US treasury grin

Romance › Re: Twitter On Fire As Curvy Slay Queen Spotted Selling And Hawking Fish In A Market by Openbusiness: 3:21am On Mar 31, 2020

jericco1:
And so? Does her curves bring food to the table?

No, it brings the table to the food

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Politics › Re: Breaking: People In Spain Cry To God For Forgiveness, As Corona Dead Increases by Openbusiness: 3:06am On Mar 31, 2020

MrBrownJay1:
deluded people!!! they should praise doctors and hope that scientists find a cure soon, yeah!

Don't be a mumu, God is the best doctor and greatest scientist the world has ever seen.

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