Politics › Re: Lagos Government Begins House-to-house Sharing Of Stimulus Package To The Aged by Openbusiness: 6:58pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
Just look at what the rubbish they are sharing? If you share this kain rubbish give my mama, I go collect am, tear am, pour am for gutter for una presence. Una dey craze |
Politics › Re: FG Acquires 17 Armoured Tanks, Artillery Vehicles by Openbusiness: 3:34pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
ghettokid1: They keep on acquiring without using it Who told you they are not using it? Book Haram will use it  |
Politics › Re: Francesca Emanuel Is Dead by Openbusiness: 3:22pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Randy100: She was my classmate in 1942.
Mama rest in peace.  |
Autos › Re: See The ₦280m Rolls Royce Cullinan SUV Acquired By Young Nigerian Billionaire by Openbusiness: 1:18pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
very simple looking guy, no pot belly. enjoy your money. i hope that madam never forget ma chocolate  |
Health › Re: Governor Ganduje Inspects Kano Cancer Center Ongoing Construction by Openbusiness: 12:06pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Ganduje, best governor in the North since 800 BC  the man just dey drop correct projects back to back like Lasisi dey drop funny skits for Instagram.........  |
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With My Employee by Openbusiness: 9:53am On Apr 09, 2020*. Modified: 10:12am On Apr 09, 2020 |
stchinedu: She has been making and bringing food to you? 
Bobo yi ti je efo riro. Iz possible oh, too much sense will not kee u  . Na so I see this picture for wan girl status. My mind shake. Omo fear women, they can do an undo to get d man they want 
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Politics › Re: Lagos Suspends Loan Repayment For MSMEs, Tech Start-Ups by Openbusiness: 9:39am On Apr 09, 2020 |
God bless Governor Sanwo Olu for this initiative. Very critically needed in a critical time like this. I hope the lenders comply fully. |
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With My Employee by Openbusiness: 9:35am On Apr 09, 2020 |
Ishitinyourlife: I live in the west, I'm single and in my late thirties, I work independently I have a store/cybercafe/gamehouse where I sell electronics like home sound system, games, pads, phone accessories, mobile phones etc and I also have a cyber cafe and a game house in the same building.
I have about 6 workers that run the place with me cos I can't be everywhere at all time and the shop is a little big. Among my workers is a very beautiful 22 year old undergraduate that works for me when she gets off school and during holidays. I like all my workers and I treat them right but I'm not really a guy that gets personal with people so they know I have boundaries, but this girl is exceptional. She takes her work diligently makes even more sales than me in the shop most of the time cos she is good with people.
This girl is very attractive and she dresses nice too. She doesn't wear revealing clothes. She's modest, all calm. I used to buy food from restaurants to eat in the shop before because I don't really like cooking but she told me I don't need to do that, she can make my food and bring it over to the shop for me. Like she will bring me food in the morning before school and afternoon and she refused to collect a dime from me.
People are starting to feel a certain vibe among us cos she smiles whenever she looks at me and even my workers do call her oga's wife jokingly.
In truth I like the girl but I don't know if asking her out might cause a problem to my business.
Advise me please. Marry her on time oh, before those Lagos boys with flashy cars locate am. Wife material too scarce nowadays |
Crime › Re: Man Warns Nigerians In Enugu: Stop Using My Picture To Scam Women by Openbusiness: 9:32am On Apr 09, 2020 |
May God save us from identity theft oh, no be joking matter at all |
Politics › Re: Chad Embassy Writes Nigeria On Chadian Military Videos In Circulation by Openbusiness: 9:31am On Apr 09, 2020 |
Yenefer: where do u live I'm in Lagos. Sent you a PM. Tank Q  |
Politics › Re: Chad Embassy Writes Nigeria On Chadian Military Videos In Circulation by Openbusiness: 9:13am On Apr 09, 2020 |
Yenefer:
 Am serious ma! D tin don chook my eyes, I nearly lick ma screen. Abeg send me small may I chop, so I go dey alright. Check ma posts since morning, I just dey para for hia, dey give dem hot, nutin personal, na hunger dey cause am oh  dis kain chocolate go make person cool down  |
Politics › Re: Chad Embassy Writes Nigeria On Chadian Military Videos In Circulation by Openbusiness: 9:07am On Apr 09, 2020 |
Yenefer: Back in 2015 it's the drunkard and his cocaine meth head wife running the country. Now is a sane man who doesn't run affairs under the influence. Nigeria is working perfectly like a fine-tune machine. God bless president Buhari God bless APC God bless itno and Chadians Making chocolates who wants it Only you dey chop all this chocolate for this lockdown? You dey enjoy oh  I want oh, ifu go gimme I no mind, d tin too look yummy shame to ask don disappear  |
Politics › Re: NCDC Denies Spending N1bn On SMS, Says It's Fake News by Openbusiness: 9:00am On Apr 09, 2020 |
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Crime › Re: Gbagada, Lagos Joggers Must Be Quarantined For 14 Days - Court Rules by Openbusiness: 8:27am On Apr 09, 2020*. Modified: 8:56am On Apr 09, 2020 |
Angelfrost: Most Nigerians on social media are just hypocritical cowards... When it comes to uniting to change the state of the nation, every one of them will remember tribe and religion...
This is why I don't take the lot of them serious!!! Serious cowardly hypocrites they are. They carry their life frustration caused by this wicked heartless governments in this country, and instead to put their frustration on government head, they will be looking for their fellow Nigerians that have managed to keep themselves happy in the midst of the frustration, looking for how to vent their frustration on them so that they too can be as miserable as they are. They derive pleasure seeing it that na everyone dey frustrated, depressed and miserable like them, but the same cowards can't face the govt that put them in a perpetual state of misery. Na the same fools go dey hail corrupt politicians and govt on social media, or keep quiet, or do one foolish hashtag for fun and likes then shut up. Nigerians are their own worst enemies, and that's the reason these evil governments have had a strong stranglehold on this country for far too long. Too many civilian "Uncle Toms" too dey dis country and the govt na their Master Calvin. No wonder Fela sang suffering and smiling, zombie oh zombie, na dem full dis generation even by far pass Fela time
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Crime › Re: Gbagada, Lagos Joggers Must Be Quarantined For 14 Days - Court Rules by Openbusiness: 8:18am On Apr 09, 2020 |
Tpave: Hmmmm....Social media is very effective now. One needs to be very careful these days. The same faith that befell Funke Akindele and the husband. Kudos to Lagos state government in their effort to effectively contain this dreaded pandemic. Be deceiving yourself. Very effective when the government wants to do eye service. Upon all the social media outcry, how many corrupt politicians have been prosecuted, how many killer Fulani herdsmen have been arrested, has boko haram ended, did they scrap SARZ, or did they enforce their reform? Na only to flex muscle and oppress ordinary Nigerians dem sabi do with speed of light. Bloody baskard hypocrites. Worse part is na mumu civilians go still dey help these wicked heartless governments in this country to oppress their fellow civilians. Since una report Funke for twitter and joggers at gbagada and ikorodu for nairaland, hope say Buhari don credit una account and Nigeria politicians have stopped stealing your billions, or bandits and herdsmen stopped killing the people? No wonder Burna Boy was mocking una yday. |
Celebrities › Re: American Mom Drags Halima Abubakar For Stealing Her Baby’s Picture by Openbusiness: 8:10am On Apr 09, 2020 |
Ijawwomaninoyo: [s]Nothing is wrong with the action if she got it from a public domain, it is called file pictures and we have all seen pictures used to illustrate when the original picture is not available or identify is to be hidden. She can only be wrong if she went to upload it from the woman's page. If the picture is on Google, then a lot of persons must have used it too.
If you post about money making, you can upload money on Google to use as an illustration.[/s] Must you swallow every lie, or you enjoy lying to yourself? She stole the picture from instagram pure and simple. There's no way an instagram picture will show up on Google search without bearing the instagram page the picture is on. Stop displaying mgbeke ignorance this early morning. It's very annoying. Call a spade a spade. What she did is what is similar to plagiarism in the academic world. Plagiarism will get you expelled from University, that's how serious an offense it is in the developed world. But I don't blame you, 9ja system of fraud is ok don enta ur system |
Romance › Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Openbusiness: 4:09am On Apr 09, 2020 |
See when people call you with strange voice, that sluggish voice like someone with 3% battery left, abeg no matter the sin dem offend you, don't brush them off because that might just be the last time you ever speak to the person again. This life na to live dey hard but to die is very easy. May God help us to learn forgiveness. |
Romance › Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Openbusiness: 4:05am On Apr 09, 2020 |
AY as OP, Omotola as Shola, Patience Nzokwor as Shola mother...em who did I miss? The movie don complete. OSCAR winner straight or we burn down Hollywood. |
Romance › Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Openbusiness: 4:04am On Apr 09, 2020 |
Throwback: Tankunland, please take this advice very seriously.
His thoughts were my same thoughts about this your life story.
Your story can be your breakthrough. It could rank in the same category with movies like:
Life of Pi Slumdog Millionaire Beast of no Nation Atonement Acrimony Titanic The Pursuit of Happyness
Such engaging life account is what the academy awards (Oscar) are made for. Swear down, as a movie, with the right set of passionate actors and actresses, this OP story movie go win Oscars, win globe, win anything winnable |
Romance › Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Openbusiness: 4:01am On Apr 09, 2020 |
Best post on Nairaland Romance section. Somebody needs to do a movie with this story. OP hold on to your son very well, takw care of him. He's the future governor of Lagos State. God bless you more. And may your "wife" (Shola) rest in peace, the merciful God have mercy on her soul |
Politics › Re: Rivers State Government Declares Carveton Helicopters Persona Non Grata by Openbusiness: 9:10pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
poshestmina: Woke is the Governor and Chief Security Officer of Rivers State and so can, should and has done the right thing to protect his territory.
What exactly was the mission of the helicopter and who were the passengers?
Their Sinister , unknown mission is highly suspicious.
Why does Lagos State government have right to arrest and prosecute Funke Akindele etc for breaking the Lockdown Regulations and Rivers State government can't arrest and prosecute people for same offences?
SMH 
What business is more important than the health of Rivers State people at this particular point in time? Wike has done well and we are in support of it.
Everybody stay in your state till all of this is over ,it's not that hard!!!!. So only Caverton helicopters were flying? Lol, u no sabi d politics dat is in play here. |
Politics › Re: Rivers State Government Declares Carveton Helicopters Persona Non Grata by Openbusiness: 8:57pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
This is the kind of rubbish that happens when the president of a country is weak. A country on auto pilot, where 35 governors have turned themselves to presidents of their own state and doing whatever rubbish they like even in glaring violation to the constitution of the federal republic upon which we all stand. A strong president will never tolerate such and will have put Wike in his place real quick. Anyway, please can the chief of staff, Dictator Buhari send our warmest regards to our able President Kyari, we really hope he gets well soon because Nigeria has been on auto pilot since he took his sick leave and all these small governors are just misbehaving. We need you back sir ASAP! The guy you left in Aso Rock is just sucking feeding bottle and everybody is riding him like a horse. Please come back quick sir, Nigeria needs you.......................Anyway, has anyone noticed that since our able President fell sick and took sick leave to recover himself (wish you speedy recovery sir), Book Haram has been losing and Killer Zulani Herdsmen and bandits attacks has reduced and their association bugatti alah have gone quiet? What a coincidence  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race by Openbusiness: 4:40pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Lol  they can never let him win before. But asides from that, democrat people don wake upsee the man for who he really is: a socialist hypocrite con man  |
Politics › Re: FG Slashes 2020 Budget by Openbusiness: 4:19pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Please can someone read the budget out for us to hear. Did they slash Book Haram and killer Zulani herdsmen salary?  |
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Mocks Nigerians As Accountant-General’s Office Is Gutted By Fire by Openbusiness: 4:14pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Na to report Funke Akindele to govt for twitter be their life problem, the same govt that don't give af about them. But to tackle the govt, dem go turn mumu. Me I cannot waste my life to fight for Nigeria. They deserve the devilish evil wicked corrupt leaders they have |
Politics › Re: Video Of The Fire That Engulfed The Accountant-general Office In Abuja by Openbusiness: 2:48pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Built2last: See what will happen.
Despite the fact that this is a deliberate attempt to cover an evidence that will swallow people
1. Mumu presidency will set up a kangaroo committee with billions to report back withing one month 2. They will report that cause of fire is suspected electric fire. 3. That report will say there is no CCTV to show entry into the building or fire has burnt down the CCTV server 4. Was any document saved in the cloud. No. 5. Did they set up any Businesss continuity plan for the department affected. No. Ahhh, Mallam, we need to set up one now. another billion is released for oga to work from there 7. Another billion is released to repair the building. Julius berger our corruption channel is brought in.
Presidency calls a press conference to snap pictures to recieve the report.
Another committee is set up to review the report for mr president
and the case dies a natura death.
place Naija on Amazon, I will market it for sale You know them very well  |
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Timi Frank Accuses Presidential Taskforce Of N500k Daily Allowance by Openbusiness: 12:44pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Accountant General office on fire mean say na so Buhari COVIK-19 billions take disappear be that  . David Cameron said years back that Nigeria is fantastically corrupt, he is half right and half wrong. Wrong because Dictator Buhari regime is SUPER fantastically corrupt  |
Politics › Re: Katsina Government Lifts Ban On Friday Prayers by Openbusiness: 11:40am On Apr 08, 2020 |
flejnr: Katsina the presidents own state ?? That’s to prove to you the president being a dullard is something from his village and not personal  Gbamest!  |
Health › Re: COVID-19: Chinese Doctors To Arrive Nigeria Today, To Spend One Month by Openbusiness: 10:22am On Apr 08, 2020 |
 Na so COVIK money don dey go oh. !after they will say they spent 2 billion to bring and host them for 30days. Chaiiii! When it comes to stealing money, respect our govt, na that time dem dey turn genius. The smartest thieves in the world  |
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley, Gbadamosi And Wife Granted Bail; To Be Arraigned In Court Today by Openbusiness: 10:09am On Apr 08, 2020 |
If JJC no post him birthday party on social media, will he die? But just because he wan show off, see the kain trouble he put his wife in. That's what happens when you are a kiddult, old man wiv small boy sense. And d people his was trying to impress will be laughing at him. Na Funke I just dey pity, she no deserve dis kain parole at all. The govt suppose pardon am. But d mumu govt wan take dem shine n flex muscle. But if na to share relief money, the govt no go get power  Meanwhile, till today, dem never arraign Tecno for displaying naked girls at lekki toll gate. DAT guy sabi road, he don escape himself sharperly  |
Politics › Re: Customs releases 247 truckloads of relief items worth N3.2 Billion by Openbusiness: 8:29am On Apr 08, 2020 |
So Buhari local rice cannot feed the nation again? I thought the local rice was more than surplus. Audio government |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Idris Derby Visited By Chadian Legislators At His Temporary Base In The Forest by Openbusiness: 8:28am On Apr 08, 2020 |
kikake: Chadian soldiers and Chadian President are interested in defeat of Boko Haram.
In Nigeria, Boko Haram is used by the far north as instrument to gun for a country to be governed with Sharia criminal justice system, as well as extort oil money from the Federal purse. Very true! |