₦airaland Forum

SlimBrawnie:
My mum duped me severally of this "Let me hold it for u" scam and the day I ever ask of it is the day I'd be reminded of the food I've been eating, the clothes I've been wearing and my school fees.

Shey na me say make una born me?

I taya sef o...

Nice one.

Oh oh. Very unfortunate.

Get well soon.

Bishops10:
There is uproar in Uniben as a jealous female student tries to poison her crush's girlfriend and unfortunately poisons both the crush and girlfriend.
End time

Hay God! What a tragedy.

goldenceo1:
Na scammer d guy be oh. Dis format has been in existence lately in dis forum n just recently their modus operandi was revealed.. Don't give him a penny!

Okay, thanks. I appreciate sir.

ancientbanana:
abeg make we hear word

Lol. Easy abeg.

mordtonia:
Oh my God, speedy recovery to the victim.
Tire-on-the-neck punishment awaits those sons of satan.

Amen

Buhari Why

Raph01:
Bro I no wan knw... as far as say nah dah una side, I no wan knw dem... WA-ZO-BIA we knw, we no knw WA-ZO-BIA-wareva....

Ok, na u sabi.

Raph01:
Mr. John Onose
They're here again
They're here again
Our Isrealites are here again
NCAN cum and take control
I, Raph01, the Publicity Secretary/Town Crier of Name-Checkers Association of Nairaland/Omo-Onile Asso of Nairaland hereby call on all of my NCAN Excos and Members that FOOD IS SERVED!!! Its our flat.head Jew brodas duin' it again.... Dey'll neva eva disappoint Me
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It's not Israelites jare, lol. Onose', Sapele. You don't know Nigeria well sir.

eye2sabi:
oga/madam that guy is well-known scammer on Nairaland. you might want to do a little research before giving anybody a dime here.

Oh oh. Ok, thanks. Thank God say I never do anything yet.

PriNceNova:
If you reading my post, please, i need your help financially to get a drivers licence, it a basic requirement to secure a taxi job urgently, i dont have 25thousand right now and i fear the taxi will be given to someone else soon if i delay, opportunities like this is hard to find. Kindly help me. Thanks

modified: dont call me a scammer, its no scam. If you are willing to help me, dont give me a dime, there is a trusted lady ,pattyb, its her job, pay to her on my behalf. Let her handle the process for me.

Chat me up.
Whatsapp: 08100607343.

otijah:
I won't comment on this thread pls

No be comment be this?

photoshoot:
9. When your parents still wake you up to go and wash pot.


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Hay God!

Chai! I so hate this part.

iamkingzlee:
5. Roasted corn and pear: One of the classics, I can kill you for this!!

OMG! Me too.




I love it.

thugthang:
That's what he want to hear.

Lol. You sound so sure... Okay na.

thugthang:
Who else if not Ikweremadu

Ekweremadu? Why na?

comradeson:
Yari is a total idiot.A complete nuisance to public service and a misuser of public funds.He flies private jet to Abuja at least 3 times in a week.He uses state funds as his personal bank account.What has Nigeria gotten to?How can a governor arrest the state speaker and his principal officers with the Secret Service?We have lost it in this country.That means he can arrest anybody who questions his bastardic shenanigans. This is totally preposterous. May God help Nigeria.I campaigned fully for Buhari right from 2003 up till 2015 but I'm almost beginning to think that I made a big mistake.

.... When someone you trusted so much ends up disappointing you to a point you find it hard to bear.



But i really wonder why so much faith has been invested in this man, Buhari... With what i knew about him(good and bad) at least before the 2015 elections, he doesn't worth the huge followership in my humble opinion.
God help and bless Nigeria.

omenka:
Anyone who claims they came into this thread with anything else on their mind but just to see the name is lying big time!

Omenka I'm lilking your post fot the very first time since i've been on Nairaland.




Well done.

mrkayusfit:
Why is the federal government slowing down their bombardment of this touts? By now the Tanks, warships and bomber jets should have been deployed in full force to the entire Niger delta cos it seems the Indigenes are sympathetic to the scAvengers. Bombing of our oil facilities alone is a treasonable act that must be considered an act of war against Nigeria and here they are threatening to declare Niger Delta Republic. Many states cannot pay salaries and people are dying of hunger because of the actions of these few vagabonds crippling our God given oil wealth. The federal government should not negotiate with them but instead warn innocent people who cares to listen to vacate the region so full military might can be deployed to wipe out the terrorists with brutal force. Anyone caught in the inferno will have themselves to blame cos this nonsense has to stop.

The oil is our collective wealth and no group of people can hold us to ransom. We once fed the whole country with cocoa and groundnut pyramid money and no youth from those regions formed militancy. I can smell the hands of the Biafrans in these renewed militancy and they think this approach will blackmail the FG into releasing Nnamdi kanu or restoring the dead and buried biafra of 1970. We will resist any attempt by any groups to break away and we shall never support any form of referendum. A word is enough for the wise. Do anyhow, see anyhow

How did you feed the whole nation with groundnut or cocoa money? Please correct yourself of that fallacy. Every region fed itself. My own region flourished on Palm oil and Rubber mainly amongst other things.
Yes, the militants are criminals but My people and a large proportion of Nigerians now want a return to that former system. Eat from what you have or can produce. Period!

JoSaintiago:
i know am pathetic but u got Masters on it,continue looking for share n like

Are shares and likes edible? Mtchewww!





Good morning joor.

JoSaintiago:
That's what willie Obiano knows how to do,celebrate,party,drink,him and his co we will come for their death.......party.dont quote me cos the dude is not doing anything in anambra ,anambra was,is develop by rich individuals....if u can argue it please tell me 1 of his achievement I will tell you,10 of his flops

Why are you pathetically hating on Obiano, one of Nigeria's best Governors presently.
Obiano is my and our man.
'like' for Willie. 'Share' for against.

tunjijones:
No wonder the IBO's call us cowards. SW lawmakers what are u guys doing about the grazing bill.

Yes, I'm a SSner but I know most SW states have rejected this bill.







PS: Ondo, Ekiti, Oyo and Ogun state Governors have reacted accordingly. Ondo state House of Assembly have also rejected the bill Openly so I think we're in order. Just that the whole South(SS, SE and SW) needs more synergy.


Thanks.

richidinho:
Mttcheew .... exercise in futility

Benin kingdom was betrayed by a certain Obaseki in 1830....

No 1897 sir.....
This Edo election go tough die.

This is a nice write-up. Lalasticlala please come and do justice to this for wider coverage.

Cute

Elijahrona2:
No.

Yes. It is 'Rape' according to law. I personally also think it's rape. Not nice at all.

southpole:
what the Igbos should know
The Igbos that are beating the drums of war let them know what the 1967-1970 civil war did to them incase they were not informed or no history book carry it.

Before the civil war the Igbos dominated the Nigeria miliatry including its hierachy the war took this position and gave it to the North.

Before the war the Igbos dominated the Nigeria civil service the war took this position and gave it to the South West.

Before the war the igbos were a domineering force in the academics the war took this position and gave it to the Yorubas

Before the war the Igbos were in the forefront of Nigeria politics the war pushed them down and pushed the North up above them

The igbos still dominate the commerce, but should there be any war this position may be taken over by another region. As the Bible says, he who has nothing even the small one he has would be taken and given to the man who has plenty.

The ball is in their court.

Yes, it was so then because nearly all of Nigeria's other ethnic groups were united against the Igbos and their fellow easterners. But you should know, unless you're not practical enough that things have changed now. War must be avoided else when it happens, even Yorubaland will feel the heat. No one will be exempted.

kropotkin2:
Excellent talk. Any attempt at secession must necessarily lead to war. Nigeria's unity cannot be negotiated except by force of arms

War at this point, must be avoided. Even you may not survive. There are better ways to go about it.

I vote Lanicky cc: Nljega

Commendable. God punish those useless killers. I still love Fulanis, though.