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The man na confirmed mumu and dullard!
He for join dem and screw both of em...
What a 3some to badt!

yembe2013: greetings to the HOUSE, I just did my police certificate (in Cameroon, we call it certificate of nonconviction), But I couldn't do ALL my medicals in one GO, (COST=102,000 CFA = 33,399 NAIRA)
I had the following test
- x-ray,
-Blood sample,
-weight and
-height measurement,
-eyesite checkup,
-remaining physical examination(3mins checkups) and vaccines. I couldn't do it since the NAUGHTY doctor refused entertaining two of us who came 15mins past 7 a.m.
Those who even did theirs today where told to come back in a weeks time to collect their medical certificate.

DOES IT TAKE THAT LONG THERE IN NIGERIA ? ? ?

@SPOONDER, REMEMBER we are the februarians, What is your LEVEL of prepartion

Your signature shows ur CN is 18k+,
Have you been schedule for an interview?

GoodLuck in ur America quest Mr. WideLink...

www.universityadmission.fi hacked... bad luck!

marrylove: MY INTERVIEW EXPERIENCE, MY INTERVIEW WAS ON 23RD OF JANUARY 2013 AND IT WAS 7AM APPOINTMENT,WE LEFT HOME VERY EARLY THAT MORNING. ME, MY WIFE AND MY THREE MONTH OLD DAUGHTER. WE ARRIVE AROUND 5.40AM. WE SITED UNDER THE TREE AND PAYS 150 FOR THE RUBBER CHAIR. EXACTLY 6.30 THE SCREENING STATED. AFTER ALL THE SCREENING WE WENT IN FOR THE INTERVIEW.I PAID THE SUM OF 330*3 =990 DOLLARS TO THE CASHIER. AND SITED FOR MY NAME AND NUMBER TO BE CALLED. FIRSTLY, IT WAS CALLED AT WINDOW 13 FOR DOCUMENTATION. AND THEY ASK ME TO GO AND SIT DOWN. LATER, MY NAME WAS CALLED AT WINDOW 16 FOR THE INTERVIEW. ME, MY WIFE AND MY DAUGHTER. AFTER TUM PRINT,SHE ASK MY WIFE TO GO AND SIT DOWN WITH MY BABY.THE INTERVIEW STATED.

ME ..GOOD MORNING MA
CO ..MORNING
CO.. WHY DO YOU PRESENT TWO GCE CERTIFICATE?
ME.. BECAUSE ON ONE OF THE CERTIFICATE , I ONLY HAVE ENGLISH PASS,
THAT WHY I HAVE TO RE-SITE FOR THE SECOND TIME.
CO.. OK
CO.. YOU ARE PRESENTING A SCAN COPY OF YOUR TESTIMONY, CAN I SEE THE ORIGINAL.
ME.. THE ORIGINAL HAS SOME FAULT
THAT WHY I HAVE TO SCAN IT, AND THAT WHAT I HAVE BEING USING UP TO DATE
CO.. CAN I SEE YOUR WEASC RESULT
ME.. IT WAS BAD.
CO.. WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR SCHOOL PRINCIPAL WHEN YOU ARE STILL IN SCHOOL?
ME.. I GAVE HER THE ANS. NOTE I FINISH MY SCHOOL SINCE 1993.
CO.. CAN YOU TELL ME THE QUESTION THEY ASKED YOU ON ENGLISH THE ONE YOU RE-TAKE
ME..I GAVE HER EXAMPLES LIKE , THEY ASK US TO WRITE ESSAY. AND I GAVE HER ONE TOPIC
CO.. EXPLAIN
ME.. I STARTED TO EXPLAIN, AND SHE STOP ME ON THE WAY
CO.. WHAT OF THE OBJECTIVE
ME.. I GAVE HER SOME EXAMPLES.JOHN IS RUNNING. WHAT IS JOHN REPRESENTED ON THIS SENTENCE A NOUN.
NA SO MY BRAIN JUST THEY HOT BAD.
CO..WHAT WAS THE COLOUR OF MATHEMATICS YOU USED DURING YOUR SCHOOL
ME.. RED, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOUR IS IT NOW, COS THEY NORMALLY CHANGE THEM.
CO.. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE TEXT BOOK
ME.. NEW GENERAL MATHEMATICS
CO.. LONG OR SHORT
ME.. I JUST SMILE, AND SAID LONG
CO.. NAME SOME TOPICS UNDER MATHEMATICS
ME.. I STARTED GIVING HER
CO.. AND WHAT IS SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION
ME.. I EXPLAIN TO HER.
CO.. DO YOU HAVE ANY CERTIFICATE APART FROM GCE
ME.. YES
CO.. CAN I SEE THEM
ME.. I GAVE HER, MY DIPLOMA IN DTP AND MY COMPUTER ENGR. CERTIFICATE
CO.. WHAT IS DTP
ME.. I EXPLAINED
CO.. NAME SOME COURSES UNDER IT
ME.. I STARTED, AND SHE STOP ME
CO.. CAN YOU REPAIR A COMPUTER
ME.. YES
CO.. WHEN A COMPUTER IS RUNNING SLOWLY, WHAT IS THE FAULT
ME.. I TOLD HER
CO.. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR WIFE
ME.. I TOLD HER
CO.. I CAN SEE YOU ARE ONE OF THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM IN YOUR SCHOOL,
HOW MANY PLAYERS DID YOUR SCHOOL HAVE
ME.. 23
CO.. NAME SOME SCHOOL YOU HAVE PLAYED AGAINST
ME.. I CALLED SOME SCHOOL NAMES.
CO.. WHO WON
ME.. THEY BEAT US
CO.. CAN I SEE YOUR WEDDING ALBUM
ME.. I BROUGHT IT OUT
CO.. SCROLL IT
ME.. I STARTED
CO.. WHO IS THAT LADY
ME.. I DON'T KNOW HER
CO.. WHO IS THAT GIRL
ME.. I TOLD HER
CO.. HOW OLD IS YOUR BABY
ME.. I TOLD HER
CO.. THE NAME OF THE HOSPITAL MY BABY WAS BORN
ME.. I TOLD HER
CO.. WHEN WAS YOUR BABY BORN WHAT TIME
ME.. I TOLD HER
CO.. GO AND SIT DOWN AND CALL YOUR WIFE

SHE ASK MY WIFE SOME QUESTIONS SHE HAD ALREADY ASKED ME, AND MY WIFE ANSWER HER WELL.

THE CO CALLED ME AGAIN THIS TIME, SHE JUST SAID CONGRATULATION I WILL GIVE YOU THE VISA, AND SHE BROUGHT OUT A PAPER AND CIRCLE ONE ADDRESS AND ASK ME TO PICK UP OUR VISA NEXT WEEK THURSDAY.

GLORY BE TO GOD,GOD HAS BEEN FAITHFUL MAY HIS NAME BE PRAISED.I WISH THOSE THAT ARE YET TO BE INTERVIEWED SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN

Congrats brother... I don't knw why people fear this lady @ window 16?.

ferdimako: Am not talking about English and its usage. Hair dressing doesn't qualify you under DV unless it has been included. No matter how good it sells in the US, it is excluded under DV...I know a family of 7 that was denied because the woman won and that was the only thing that put off the CO.I can't remember if she had an O'level though.That was 5yrs ago!

I personally have checked th online job directorate of the United states and Hair dresser/Hair stylist/cosmotologist is there, so...?

Gentiger: Most times we get robbed by the devil and we attribute it to the will of God. Our ignorance is the tool the evil one works with. My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge. Most lottery winners face the CO uninformed. No pre-information. The few I saw denied would have been smiling if they were well tutored by experts in the house.

Seye4God's testimony reveals the debt of ignorance in DV lottery rules. They were ill-informed. Well, all things works together for good they say. I feel sorry it happened the way it did.

For all those going for interview, prepare hard. Undergo private coaching if you have to. Ask questions. An inquisitor never misses the way. A closed lips is a closed destiny. Shine your eyes well well.

^^^Words!
With this, i started reading my books after many yrs i've left school... Its not all about the visa but its an hyper-Insult not to be able to defend my qualification up to the expected level!

ferdimako: But if you mention Hair dressing/hair stylist/cosmotologist, it has already backfired. Who no dey lie?

You said she should say she's been working as a kindergarten handler while the person in question works as hair stylist!?

ferdimako: Pls do not mention hairdressing..........it is better she says she is now teaching in a kindergarten.

Hair dressing/hair stylist/cosmotologist is a professional Job in the United state. Don't teach her lies cos it could backfire.

who cares?

Kemzone2003: I guess this also apply to your case.
Its a very clear rule stated in the initial entry instructions.
Try and save ur medical and visa processing fee especially fir a large family of yours.

Nope, my Case Number is 187** and i'm not high about it.

@seye4real: Tis well.

Godhelpmeooo: opoki,i dnt understand wat u trying to say,are u saying dat dis lady does not sit for waec,if so which certificate did she go to embassy with.or she has only neco,pls i dont understand

She used her neco, registered for both exams but never did the Waec cos she lost her parent d@ time.

@house, a fellow among those that went for the interview @ Lagos shared her experience with me as below.

CO: Good morning
Immigrant: Good morning
Co: Are you....?
Immigrant; Yes i am.
Co: what is your highest qualification.
Immigrant: OLevel.
Co: What year:
immigrant: 2006.
Your bes subject: Biology.
Yor bioligy teacher: corper seun SS1, Mr. Balogun SS2-3.
Co: What us biology
Immigrant: defined!
CO; Mention 3 topics
Immigrant: Osmosis, diffusion and reproduction.
CO: What is Osmosis?
Immi: Defined
Co: What is diffussion?
Immi: defined!
Co: give a practical explanation of both.
Immi: example given.
Your occupation: Hotel receptionist.
Your description: bla bla bla blah

The CO left and came back after some minute and started all over, the lady did not shift her ground and even at a time she told d CO to move closer to d mike.
Co: did u have WAEC result?
Immi: No
Co: Why
Immi: pareent died at around d time in an accident and psycologically unfit for the exam and has absent on the result so.
Alas, she was denied based on occupation labor section 205(a)5(A).

But the Lady (CO) said bring ur waec and collect ur visa.
She was intervied at window 16.

What can be done to overturn ds rude decision?
She has already mailed KCCDV and LagosVI. Any hope?

Our frequent posters are not posting ds days....

For those going for your interview tomorrow, I pray the may the lord be with you.
You will have a living testimony IJN.

ok... we don see am.

ienny: Hello forumites, pls is any1 traveling to chicago by feb?

yeah... If only u get accommodation for me and my family plus u have to wait till i collect my Visa but i never receive 2nd Notification letter.

[quote author=mr.born2fuck]What happpened to moses?[/quote]Hamstring/armstring

Soon, the PMS price will soar to #150, what we need is Revolution and the earlier the better!

When involved with a Nigerian policeman.
1. Never disobey his command even if drunk else you get yourself killed!
2. Never claim to know your right if your lawyer is not around or if there are more than 2 officers.
3 Never raise your voice too high, calmly talk and make him feel he's in charge.
4. Never rush to ask for I.D., asking for I.D. Infuriates police and they will even ask u how many times have u asked thieves of their I.D.
5. Never offer a bribe first, the police knw which language to tell you when you need to bribe.
You may add more.

Announcement:
I Opoki of Nairaland Forum hereby conferred the Chieftancy of Atunluto of Nairaland on Barrister Michael A.K.A. GenTiger!

@Gentiger: your observations in your posts will save a lot of people.

Like honeydee rightly said, its good to have a get-together someday soon, probably after this dv 2013. Or we skype-talk?

Shey ds one na news?

Na 11 joor.
Ds look like GMAT or GENG.

Who cares?

Lassa
If well cooked shaar.

I just like d name GentleTiger....
*churkles*
Congrats.

On a contrary, she looks not so gorgeous to me. I was expecting a hair-cut and not statched wave-ons.

adzovia: I am a girl. but thanks

A girl or a lady or a woman?
*laffs*

Good Morning to everyone that has made this trend an interesting one.
My prayers goes to everyone expecting 2NL, i pray it won't meet us in 6ft below IJN.
My prayer also goes to those having their interview soon and most importantly, my good friend Gentle Tiger Popularly Known As Getinger. You'll all have a positive testimony IJN.
Finally those on AP, the Lord of host that brought axe from river will bring out ur Visa frm LagosVI, your dream will never be dashed and we'lll all celebrate IJN!
Amen!