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Business › Re: Bill Gates Gives Yam Farmers $12m: In Nigeria & Ghana by Opoki(m): 10:46pm On Apr 02, 2012
Osama10: I hope the grant gets to the real farmers! cheesy
Just my thought but its a pity because many farmers will never have access to the grantsadsadsad.
Education › Re: I Was Very Sad When I Had A B, Says Graduate With 4.99 Cgpa by Opoki(m): 2:29pm On Feb 27, 2012
[quote author=rui_yeye link=topic=878781.msg10283671#msg10283671 date=1330346809]Why don't u thnk he can do it in UI,ABU or any of the other "big Unis"? Is it because the lecturers won't give him the grade he deserves or because he's not smart enough? Victor is a smart youngman, so are many graduates of CU, the Uni actuali let's u bag a degree with the ACTUAL scores/grades u get in each paper, no lecturer victimizes cos they don't have their own 1st class or 2:1. So stop hating.[/quote]Guy, no one is hating, its only that your best is not always enough and there is no waiver in most cases especially in OAU, something that you could have been penalised for in OAU could be waived in CU. I graduated with 3rd class (2.33) and today i'm proud about how i've efficiently managed my life afterward. I'm a proud owner of a Farm with more than 7000 birds, i realized more than 2000 pieces of eggs daily.
I recently went back to OAU to collect my cert. After years of,
So lets see what he's going to make out of this wonderful grade!
OLU Agro-Allied Industry.
Politics › Re: Erratic Gas Supply From Nigeria causes Ghana Electricity Outages by Opoki(m): 2:48pm On Feb 07, 2012
This country is very sick. I don't believe we produces such amount of gas yet it hasn't amounted to anything with our electicity production. Wait o, are we dashing them or we dey sell am?
Education › Re: Death Of Student Sparks Violence In Ajayi Crowther University, Oyo by Opoki(m): 5:10pm On Feb 06, 2012
University or advanced secondary schl?
RIP to the Late.
Phones › Re: Drop Your Mozat Pin Here: by Opoki(m): 10:37pm On Jan 22, 2012
m1n4tp
Politics › Re: Chevron Report That An Oil Rig Caught Fire Near Niger Delta by Opoki(m): 5:11pm On Jan 16, 2012
Since when is crude oil becomes highly immflamable?
I suspect a foul play.
Nairaland General › A White Man Mentality Vs. Nigerian Mentality. by Opoki(op): 10:32am On Nov 22, 2011
Below are some foreign mentality vs. Nigerian mentality, feel free to add yours.

1. A white man will prefer to call emergency fire service incase of fire outbreak while a
Nigerian will be speaking in tongue, calling blood of Jesus, Allahu etc. grin

2. If a white man withness a motor accident, he will call 199 or 999 or whichever while a
Nigerian will prefer to stay with the victim and sympathize till the victim dies.

3. A white man will go to job center when looking for a job while a
Nigerian man will go to mountain to pray for a dream job.

4. Only about 14% of a white man uses self medicated while almost all Nigerian uses self-medicated.

5. A white man prefer to resign if his country is in debt while a
Nigerian man will remove fuel subsides to make life worse even without a refinery.

Who is to be blame? Add yours.
Romance › Re: Please Help, I Just Discovered My Girlfriend Is A Drunkard by Opoki(m): 6:24pm On Oct 17, 2011
@OP: tell her the story of Amy Winehouse, i'm sure she will change,
Romance › Re: I'm SS (Victim Of Sickle-Cell Disease): Who Will Marry Me? by Opoki(m): 3:07pm On Oct 15, 2011
Honestly you can't get anyone here if truely you want to get married but Can we chat about this?
lumiday@gmail.com
NYSC › Re: Boko Haram Plan To Carry Out Massive Attack On Nysc Batch "c" Pop On Next Week Tuesday. by Opoki(op): 1:19pm On Oct 01, 2011
No more POP, i just read it in Tribune.
NYSC › Boko Haram Plan To Carry Out Massive Attack On Nysc Batch "c" Pop On Next Week Tuesday. by Opoki(op): 6:40pm On Sep 29, 2011
@ALL:
I pray this is not true.
I received a text from my youngest brother serving in Kaduna(Ministry of finance) that Boko Haram is planning to carry out a massive attack on Tuesday(next week) at Venue(s) of Batch "C" Passing out Parade Ceremonies.
I called him to confirm the source and he says a Junior Cadre in office told him and later text him in the evening(on Monday thinking that the POP is on tuesday).
Now,could this be a rumour?
What if its not!
How can we get this information to the necessary authorites because this could be another major attack after UN bombing!
Crime › Re: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by Opoki(m): 3:19pm On Sep 22, 2011
@All,
I think Pinkrex is highly entilted to his opinion and he has shown a very high level of maturity despite all the punches thrown to him.
@pinkrex: U sounds very unconcern abt d said issue,besides why would u care?
@Op: You don't expect the police to swung into action when no official report has been made. I wonder why some people reason with their butt. I don't care to watch d said vid but you've all seen it and say it was a clear scientific rap.e, fine! But has d victim made an official report? Let her boldly do and leave all for the police to handle. The girl must be so lam.e cos it sounds as if she's quite close to the said guys who violated her.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Was A Workaholic: Nearly Died Of Diabetes In 2005 - Atiku by Opoki(m): 8:41pm On Sep 14, 2011
OBJ, Nigeria's Longest serving president!
Health › Re: Female Egg Donors Wanted Urgently. Pay Is N100,000.00 by Opoki(m): 3:34pm On Sep 14, 2011
orgasm:
What do U̶̲̥̅̊ understand by DONORS? Donors with remuneration or price or money does not go together. Simply say U̶̲̥̅̊ buy human eggs and U̶̲̥̅̊ are looking for those girls n women who want to sell their eggs extracted from their ovaries. Are you deal on human parts.dat makes your occupation human parts dealer. Don't think dat honourable or will you be proud to tell your parents,husband/wife or child dat the money U̶̲̥̅̊ make is from the sales of human parts? my advice? Change your line of business cos U̶̲̥̅̊ r traficking in human parts and d last i checked is an international crime. The legal type is voluntary donors where money is not involved unlike your own.
You've spoken my Mind.
Nairaland General › Re: The 5digit Killer by Opoki(m): 3:21pm On Sep 14, 2011
Yeah! The number called me but i tell am say na mortuary e dey call! gringringrin
Jokes Etc › Re: Most Embarrasing Moment by Opoki(m): 4:06pm On Sep 11, 2011
bin gbagbo:
ME, when i bleeped my daughter's teddy bear, n i was filmed secretely.
Are u sure?
Mine was during my service year when,i ate beans and anytime i does i always have stomach upset,so i was in class teaching and all of a sudden the whole class started laughing,they knew i was the one farting so i deviate and extend the lecture for another 30min while i gave them better one. Obviously that was my last day before i finished my service year.
Crime › Re: Sharia Court Sentences Two To Amputation For Theft by Opoki(m): 7:05pm On Sep 09, 2011
One good reason why i stopped giving alms.
The deformed them in far north and come to the south to become destitute and beggars.
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Worst Moment Inside Traffic Jam. by Opoki(op): 1:11pm On Sep 09, 2011
oneluvb55:
wen i was very pressed dat i nearly urinated, but i ran out
grin grin grin
hazureal:
It was so stuffy in the bus and as if the suffering wasn't enough, someone started farting! I nearly threw up cos of the terrible smell. When i couldn't take it anymore, i decided to open the window by my side to let some air in, not minding my clothes being drenched.
I got to the office dirty and very upset and had to borrow my colleague's jacket to hide the dirt on my shirt.
grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Pastor Sleeps With Mother & Daughter, Defiles 15 Yrs Old Fellow Pastors Daughter by Opoki(m): 12:56pm On Sep 09, 2011
@OP
I don't doubt your story cos a family friend used to be a victim of such act but
Think about 2 things,
1. You are not the only person that will have the said video.
2. The eediot in question may not stop at anything to get your life hacked so as to safe some dignity for himself.
You are in the best position to advice yourself!
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Worst Moment Inside Traffic Jam. by Opoki(op): 10:26am On Sep 07, 2011
werepeLeri:
graduate my foot.
Considering the way this guys approached,i'm sure they've been to school but probably an early leaver.
Odunnu:
Lol. Had almost same experience last year in upper Iweka Onitsha.
Was coming back from a wedding in Asaba with my uncle and his wife.
In a very thick jam, this well dressed guy walks up to my side of the car (I was browsing with my phone earlier but had to stop and put the fone beside me) and said to me 'nne, chooro umu onitcha nke fa', I was stil trying to make a meanin outta what he just said when he grabbed at my necklace pulling, cutting and making away with it. Sad thing, nobody stopped him.
Nobody dare Stop him even in broad-day light.
Nairaland General › Share Your Worst Moment Inside Traffic Jam. by Opoki(op): 8:16pm On Sep 06, 2011
I've experienced alot of traffic hold ups but yesterday was brutal.
It happened around 8:45pm around Ojoo area in IB: Thanks to policemen,they are the cause as usual and this 2gentlemen walk up to my carone of them silently say "Pls sir we are a graduate of UI with 2:1 but as you can see,we have no job and we have to feed our family,kindly submit your fone and your bag ma(reffering to my wife),don't worry you'll get your bag later" I have never experience such in my life. These guys have pistol and the weird part is that there pistol has silencer meaning they can kill(shoot) with little or no sound!
pistol has silencer meaning they can kill(shoot) with little or no sound!
Nairaland General › Re: Don't Open, It's Not Funny by Opoki(m): 8:00pm On Sep 06, 2011
Guy,u just make my day!??!?!?
But you're such a a**hole.
Sports › Goals Scored By Nigerian Strikers Is Less Than Goal Scored By Delima Ronaldo Between 1994-2006. by Opoki(op): 3:00pm On Sep 05, 2011
I was watching reviews of the Brazillian born Striker Delima Ronaldo on one Arab TV and there was a string of commentary that marvel me,sounds so untrue. It says "Goals scored by Nigeria's Super Eagles strikers in Major League of the world is less than Goal scored by Delima Ronaldo between 1994 - 2006" that's 12 solid years,i think that was a personal Insult on our senior Team or what do you think?
Technology Market › Re: License Key For Ms Office 2010 - Wanted by Opoki(m): 1:34pm On Sep 05, 2011
lourash:
hey poster. check your mail. i just sent the key to u.
pls kindly help me with the keyy too.
lumiday@gmail.com
Celebrities › Re: R&B singer Mo' Cheddah Faces Assault Allegations by Opoki(m): 6:39pm On Sep 03, 2011
They must have had personal issues before passing such an insult. Besides her song is not my kind,
Celebrities › Re: How Can I Become A Celebrity? by Opoki(op): 12:05am On Sep 03, 2011
doublekay:
you mustnt be a movie star to be a celebrity. afterall we have mark zuckerberg (face book), steven jobs (apple), bill gates (microsoft), pastor tb joshua (the synagogue) seun osewa (our own nairaland) goodluck jonathan (naija president) and a host of others who are not all movie stars but there names are been celebrated around the world.

My simple formular for u is to create a course and champion it. its not easy bro but if can scale tru its fun to be a celeb
I see comfort in your words and i feel relaxed.
Celebrities › Re: How Can I Become A Celebrity? by Opoki(op): 8:32pm On Sep 02, 2011
iyatrustee:
change your name to celebrity and make sure you publish it in the dailies! cheesy cheesy
is that possible?
How can it make difference?
Greenslim:
You're already a celebrity, you don't need to wait for anyone to say so.

Keep winning and soon you be made public to your own people.
.Appreciated!

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