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Jokes Etc › Re: top 10 reasons why is sucks to be a d*** by Opoki(m): 1:51am On Feb 02, 2008
shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Mariage Part 1 by Opoki(m): 1:42am On Feb 02, 2008
huh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: One Male Parrot by Opoki(m): 5:26pm On Feb 01, 2008
What kind of acronym is "godumare"
This should be the nigeria version
Jokes Etc › Re: 4 Men by Opoki(m): 5:13pm On Feb 01, 2008
@ poster
So what happen when the nurse came out huh huh
I guess the man will be happy if his wife deliver still birth
grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by Opoki(m): 5:00pm On Feb 01, 2008
Is like that 5 year old boy dey beef that new guy
Maybe the new baby will be shorten his raction
Jokes Etc › Re: Burger King by Opoki(m): 4:53pm On Feb 01, 2008
Can't understand huh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by Opoki(m): 4:24pm On Feb 01, 2008
@poster
I've heard it before but this version is repackaged better
Jokes Etc › Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by Opoki(m): 11:44am On Feb 01, 2008
@ Poster:
Nice one, This can really happen

cheesy grin cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Last Chicken by Opoki(m): 11:30am On Feb 01, 2008
@ poster
So what was the police officers' response?
Jokes Etc › Re: Last Chicken by Opoki(m): 11:27am On Feb 01, 2008
@ifyalways
Se you dey joke or you dey serious
Jokes Etc › Re: Sunday School Lesson by Opoki(m): 11:19am On Feb 01, 2008
nice mERIX grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Americans Vs Arabs by Opoki(m): 10:54am On Feb 01, 2008
@ poster: the Arabs then replied that we will fight till death do us path,
Jokes Etc › Re: Wonder They Say Shall Never End ! by Opoki(op): 5:26pm On Jan 31, 2008
But this should be the Remix of the Merix
                 cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Wonder They Say Shall Never End ! by Opoki(op): 10:29am On Jan 31, 2008
y you come take am personal?
U no need to dey vex. undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Wonder They Say Shall Never End ! by Opoki(op): 8:23am On Jan 31, 2008
Yesterday in the worker meeting,
In the middle of the sermon
A man sitting beside me lited a ciggarett
I was shocked
And almost drop my bottle of beer,
Jokes Etc › Re: Three Guys And An Old Lady by Opoki(m): 6:21am On Jan 31, 2008
I guessed the guy will not tell them How th show went
Coz if he does,those guys will nearly vomit their intestine,
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Dont Laugh At Me by Opoki(m): 5:44am On Jan 31, 2008
I pity the guy condition, Why e no come leave am like that make the thing dey swollen
At least e go swollen to match the normal size,

grin grin grin
Romance › Re: After He Disvirgin Me He Said He Cannot Marry A Christian by Opoki(m): 7:51pm On Jan 30, 2008
Your story is a sorry case,
Dear is better to forget about Him 4life,


But if i nust ask you,have you ever reach a conclusion of marrying
Each other before tha dumbass started CLARO you grin.


Maybe yes but you as a xtian,i don't think you should be unequally yolk with an unbeliever
Even to the extent of you luving him,
Anyway love is Blind,
You can text me if you need a zoulmate, 08066565532,
XXXpectin YA
Romance › Re: Help Me! My Fiance Get Raped And Result To Pregnancy by Opoki(m): 7:29pm On Jan 30, 2008
ON WHOT CONDITION WAS SHE RAPED!!!
Was it in a party,school premises,, When visiting friend?
When did she discovered that she is pregnant?
To what extent was the rape,Once or ,
Did she report Immidiately?
How many people RAPED her?

If all this Question can be answered then one can precisely
picture how the scene looks like,
But my brother i no fit believe say one guy can succeed in rape
Except the clitoris Sorry i mean the Girls' cunt was scratching her that time grin grin grin


My advice is that , Strictly 4get about the lady coz it's a stigma 4life,
Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Opoki(m): 4:15pm On Jan 30, 2008
Ituen you are too mush
grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Airman Jones by Opoki(m): 11:51am On Jan 30, 2008
you guys really suck
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Super Eagles And Their Disgrace. by Opoki(m): 11:40am On Jan 30, 2008
@ poster: Se na to just post, y you no dey make use of your senses
Or you no get sense.
Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen by Opoki(m): 11:26am On Jan 30, 2008
;d sad sad
Jokes Etc › Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by Opoki(m): 4:12pm On Jan 28, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Need A Guy by Opoki(m): 12:02am On Jan 28, 2008
ozoneflake:
You will find what you are looking for no doubt but its like laying naked in a market place and asking every man to take a shot.
Se that one na Marked naked fashion Parade,
Computers › I Can't Believe: My Sound Device: Please Learn by Opoki(op): 11:05pm On Jan 27, 2008
I got a system from a friend who was about travelling out late last year,
The make is Tiny,200gigs hard drive,duo 2 core,DvD rewritable,
I decided to format the hard disc because of some bravenet and trojan horse virus
tht was detected on it, after that the sound left,
Whenever i want to play any ripped music the window will be telling me that
i should install a sound device, I went to tinys' website but only to see a very nasty display
Now i'm fed up, Can somebody help me out,

Probably if anyone is using Tiny make,
Please kindly copy the sound device,attach as a file and send to olumba4u2001@yahoo.co.uk

I'm counting on you Guys effort,
Romance › Re: Affairs Of The Heart:pls Help! by Opoki(m): 9:44pm On Jan 27, 2008
@ amuki: Just stay cool, When the time ripe, you'll get a beautifull girl that will love you
and care for you, don't just rush into relationship,

You rush in you rush out,
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Before You Take That Step To Marry That Guy/gurl Read This by Opoki(m): 9:39pm On Jan 27, 2008
I'll print and make some photocopies,
This is true Indeed
otokx:
Very inspiring, i'd print it and look at it over and over again.

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