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Crime / Re: Boys Humbled Sars In Lagos (vid) by Opperwezen(m): 10:04am On Sep 01, 2020
To die dey hungry this ones

No fuvks given!
Phones / Re: Android 10 Update For The Redmi Note 8 by Opperwezen(m): 10:34pm On Aug 22, 2020
Skyfornia:


Stop being unfortunate..Google is there for you to have sense.

Receive sense by fire by force!!!!

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Phones / Re: Android 10 Update For The Redmi Note 8 by Opperwezen(m): 10:01am On Aug 22, 2020
Skyfornia:
Android 10 update is totally rubbish..they should be happy to avoid that.


Dude, the world would have remained stagnated if it had a lot of people like you.

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Health / Re: 593 New COVID-19 Cases ,253 Discharged And 4 Deaths On August 19 - (2913 Tested) by Opperwezen(m): 11:53pm On Aug 19, 2020
Muahahahahaahaha, this thing don dey gain traction again smiley

Until mama chika don hear say iya tola don catch coro we no dey believe grin

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Health / Re: 410 New COVID-19 Cases, 217 Discharged And 4 Deaths On August 18 - (8135 Tested) by Opperwezen(m): 12:03am On Aug 19, 2020
Lagos don dey rear head again grin grin
Romance / Re: Twitter Girls Want Me To Masturbate To Death! by Opperwezen(m): 5:49pm On Aug 17, 2020
Next thing wey we go hear now na jerkbaba don die grin grin

I can only imagine how much it drains your life out lol.

Slow and steady!

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy’s 'Twice As Tall' Hits No 1 In 14 Countries In Less Than 48Hrs by Opperwezen(m): 8:52pm On Aug 15, 2020
Space bookers

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Romance / Re: Man Plays Barca To Win 1Million Naira PHOTOS by Opperwezen(m): 4:01pm On Aug 15, 2020
Olabode971:
Premium tears...


I don't understand how pipu could be diz daft...


He should have split the money into Two equal halves...

#500,000 for Barca Win ×3 = #1,500,000


#500,000 for Bayern win ×2.10 = #1,100,000.


No lose but gain

And if they drew?
Travel / Re: Tipper Crushes Lady At Addo Road, Ajah (extremely Graphic) by Opperwezen(m): 5:55pm On Aug 12, 2020
Surviving this would be near impossible!!!

Hardworking individual looking for her daily meal!!!

Please Lord when it's my time I pray it comes painlessly.
Programming / Re: What Was The First Programming Language You Learned And Why? by Opperwezen(m): 12:07pm On Aug 12, 2020
Arduino programming using c++, the library is mind boggling!

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Romance / Re: Come And See The Finest Girl In The P**n Industry by Opperwezen(m): 12:14am On Aug 12, 2020
Wankerz thread


Takes off!!!

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Business / Re: Meet The World Stingiest Billionaire by Opperwezen(m): 10:35pm On Aug 11, 2020
JEFF BEZOS!!!
Phones / Re: How I Replaced My Phone's Quick Settings (pics) by Opperwezen(m): 10:34pm On Aug 11, 2020
I'm gonna assume you've never used an amoled device, this is because a highly saturated color profile on an LCD screen and the amoled displays made by Samsung are lightyears apart!

If you've ever used an amoled device, reverting to LCD becomes nearly unbearable.
Romance / Re: Pornography, Masturbation, Alcohol, Drugs, Betting & Gambling. by Opperwezen(m): 10:30pm On Aug 11, 2020
OGWILLS123:

Leave does greedy gambler joor sad
if they know how punting as benefited me there will not be here shouting rubbish angry
As am talking to you now am saving money to buy iphone 11 pro max !
Where do you think am getting the money from undecided
You think gambling is all about combining 50 games and staking 100 naira to win millions undecided

Tread with caution bro!!!

I hope you're not part of the "I stake 1 million to win 10k gang"

It would very likely end in premium tears

Gambling Is not a "source of stable income"

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Education / Re: 10 Strange Places On Earth That Scientists Have Struggled To Understand by Opperwezen(m): 12:57am On Aug 10, 2020
The first is an urban myth! Fake!

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Romance / Re: She Accused Me Of Cumming Inside Her by Opperwezen(m): 9:37pm On Aug 07, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

Don't stress yourself after she start vomiting, spitting, sitting down everytime,getting tired while doing nothing
She will call you back so by that time you also will not pick her call

Your wisdom is not of this world sire. shocked grin
Education / Re: Game[caption Challenge] Caption These Wildlife Photos. by Opperwezen(m): 8:57pm On Aug 07, 2020
Why are your threads always so captivating cry

The pictures are mind blowing.
Crime / Re: Cameroonian Lady Shot Dead After Twerking (Disturbing Photos) by Opperwezen(m): 3:11pm On Aug 06, 2020
Gracedavid125:
This is the viral video of a lady allegedly shot by her boyfriend after a video where she was twerking for another random man surfaced online.

In the slide you can hear background voices of the alleged murderers. Other sources claimed that she was killed by separatist fighters in Cameron, the exact cause of death of the girl has not been confirmed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAK5FKPA2_M

Talk with a bit more courage in your videos, your voice is somewhat gloomy.

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Politics / Re: DSS Disrupts 'Revolution Now' Protest In Osogbo (Video) by Opperwezen(m): 1:38pm On Aug 05, 2020
See as the camera man japa.

Fear of death is the beginning of wisdom!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Beirut Explosion: How Ammonium Nitrate Caused Deadly Blast In Lebanon by Opperwezen(m): 1:36pm On Aug 05, 2020
martineverest:
don't link it to terrorism...it negligence, just like the Lagos bomb blast of 2002

It's a 50/50 chance buddy

The chemical had been stored for 6 years, but miraculously went rogue during a period of high tension between Isreal and Hezbollah.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Beirut Explosion: How Ammonium Nitrate Caused Deadly Blast In Lebanon by Opperwezen(m): 1:22pm On Aug 05, 2020
No doubt it was caused by ammonium nitrate.


Which was very likely exploited by terrorists!

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Crime / Re: Nigeria’s Out-Of-Control Policemen: How They Steal, Torture And Kill At Will by Opperwezen(m): 6:36pm On Aug 04, 2020
Openbusiness4:


No, no, no, your calculation is grossly under reported. We had many oil boom periods where oil sold for over $130 pb. And "average production" is about 2.2 to 2.5m bpd, but Nigeria produces as much as 5m bpd in some periods. So revenues were far higher than average many times.

And pls don't even compare us with d USA. There budget is that high because they are forming world police, paying for NATO, paying for UN security council, paying for all kinds of UN programs, singlehandedly funding as much as 90% of their costs year in year out, they spent so much on military defense to remain d world number 1 super power, dey police d world having troops and presence in almost every corner of the globe, they interfere and sponsor their interests around d world, and another one is they give aid to hundreds of beggy beggy countries like Nigeria to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars, year in year out, out of magnanimity and politcal reasons etc. And despite all this, they are still top 5 ruling super power country in the world, still the most advanced civilization in the world, still d most politically powerful country in d world, still d most generous country in d world, still be most infrastructurally developed country in d World.....in short, all factors combined, dey are d best country in d world. So they have something spectacularly tangible to show for their huge spending. Your country has JACK to show, NOTHING, a complete shithole despite all the 600 trillion dollars they have earned from oil since 1963 to date, 57 years of wastage and embezzlement. Not to mention HUGE revenue from other major sectors like shipping (we are basically am importation country). Your country Nigeria is an absolute disaster that has wasted a lifetime opportunity of monumental growth and development on d platter of Government CORRUPTION. With the money this country has earned siñce 1960, this country should be rubbing shoulders with d 1st world industrialized civilizations of this world in every single facet. We should be a damn 1st world country. Look at d UAE, look at Saudi, we started off almost at same period selling oil, our oil, BLCO, is even more favored, look at all those countries, look at their citizens and tell me if Nigeria is not a disaster.

https://m.grin.com/document/67959&ved=2ahUKEwifx_PRgYLrAhVSUMAKHTH7DC4QFjABegQIDRAF&usg=AOvVaw2Rx7etsQg_Hs64JDn12svn

5m barrels per day?BIG FAT LIE!!!!

5millon barrels per day at $100 for 50 years is

9 trillion dollars and not even close 600 Trillion like you said

Take a look at the link you sent yourself, it's in billions not trillions!!!

A mere 600b for 50 years is nowhere near the yearly budget of the US.

South Africa's yearly budget is around $100b!!!!


Did you go through the links I sent?

You're not being factual here.

I resign!

Crime / Re: Nigeria’s Out-Of-Control Policemen: How They Steal, Torture And Kill At Will by Opperwezen(m): 5:09pm On Aug 04, 2020
Openbusiness4:

No salt an pepper anywhere. No exaggeration. Plain facts and truth only
presently 1 cedi = 65 naira, check it ursef online
Average production pd crude oil = 2.5m bpd x $60 (average price) X 365 days X 50 yrs old (let's even cut d years to make up some gaps)
========= 274 trillion dollars approx by rough calculation.

Now d experts dat have more accurate info dan I do about it, put the stats at an estimate of 606 trillion dollars. I kid u not. Google it.

Your research is grossly inaccurate!

Between 1960 and 2010 oil traded for an average of ~$46 per barrel based on 2020s dollar.

Between 1960 and 2010 Nigeria sold an average of ~576m barrels per year.

Total revenue generated between 1960 to 2010:

576M barrels × $46 × 51 years= ~$1,324,800,000,000

This US budget for 2020 is about 5 trillion dollars!!!


* based on 2020's dollar








https://inflationdata.com/articles/inflation-adjusted-prices/historical-crude-oil-prices-table/

https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/

[url]https://www.researchgate.net/publication/266222981_How_Important_is_Oil_in_Nigeria's_Economic_Growth[/url]

https://statinvestor.com/data/992/opec-oil-prices/
Crime / Re: Nigeria’s Out-Of-Control Policemen: How They Steal, Torture And Kill At Will by Opperwezen(m): 2:15pm On Aug 04, 2020
Openbusiness4:
This is what happens when a government and its agencies run a fundamentally flawed institutional principle where d country is seen and handled like a jungle, and the govt and its agencies are wild predators and the citizens are the game they prey upon to destroy day in day out. And then they wonder why the country is almost an irredeemable mess, despite all the natural riches in the land. [s]From 1960 till now, this country has earned over 600 trillions of dollars from oil revenue alone[/s] YET there is nothing spectacular to show for it. Just another thrash 3rd world country at the bottom list among other thrash countries. Till today, [s]Ghana cedi still has more value than naira, despite that our economy is 1000 times bigger than theirs[/s]. Then u just know dat sumtin is fundamentally wrong with dis country Nigeria but we never tell ourselves d truth. We need a govt that will spent 4 years and go and leave us a legacy of stronger, better, more transparent and more accountable public institutions. That is a TRUE LEGACY! A legacy far more valuable and worthwhile than a govt that comes and goes and tells us, i met $16 billion reserves, i left $20 billion when I was going. That is NOT a legacy. Better public institutions with reformed and civilized practices is how to build a country with strong and solid foundation that can carry and grow an outstanding economy on. Without better public institutions, this country will continue going in circles. New day, same shithole


The bolded are exaggerated.

Baba I feel your pain!

Pass your information across without adding salt and pepper.
Phones / Re: Checkout This Super Smartphone That Costs Just #37,000 (picture) by Opperwezen(m): 11:05pm On Aug 02, 2020
Get a used s7 with this money and little change to boot.
Phones / Re: Screenshot Your Phone Menu And I Would Tell You About Yourself by Opperwezen(m): 6:15pm On Aug 02, 2020
trueguy573:

You watch porn and masturbate
You subscribe a lot
You use your phone too much
You love chatting
You love to gain information
At your leisure time, you play games
You browse a lot
I no dey house ooooo.... how you take know this one
Phones / Re: Screenshot Your Phone Menu And I Would Tell You About Yourself by Opperwezen(m): 6:12pm On Aug 02, 2020
trueguy573:

You use a Samsung phone ✓
You love shopping ✓
You love to explore apps ✓
You have a third battery saver app installed x
You love music ✓

You tried sire grin
Even though the screenshot is very self explanatory lol
Phones / Re: Screenshot Your Phone Menu And I Would Tell You About Yourself by Opperwezen(m): 11:55am On Aug 02, 2020
Clean!

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Religion / Re: I Killed This Bat The Enemy Sent To My House At Night by Opperwezen(m): 12:27am On Aug 01, 2020
Miracle7998:
Brethren this is the reason I always tell people to always be on alert and be vigilant so that you will know what kind of things the enemy brings to your house, [s]this is a bat that the enemy sent to my home[/s] this night around 10:40 pm and glory be to God we killed it , you have to stand and fight your enemies we are in the last days


grin cheesy dem for send lion if they were serious people. Nonsense and Ingredients!

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Celebrities / Re: Rare Photo Of Veteran Actor, Zack Orji, And His Handsome Grown Up Son by Opperwezen(m): 12:21am On Aug 01, 2020
Brachaa:
Where's the son

Those days when you hear "Zack orji" you already know the movie is a must watch grin

No kidding Sire!!!


The good old days embarassed

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