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This guy in checkmate would always scratch his eyes 3times while talking.
Happy birthday sir

Kai!
Igbo woman carry Igbo coke for v

Nice

If I were Zuma I go zoom zoom zoom
Jacob Jacob Zuma come let's zoom zoom zoom

The joke is on you bro.
Read his comment again.

cc: GeneralPula

CamusMidas:
This is a baseless statement in 21 century.

Why would anyone want to work for a company with zero online presence?

Guy I laff Taya, when I had to go check her name again.

Uteghe:
Nothing Emeka no go see under slay queen wig. Her name even sounds like Man O' War.

daddytime:
The boy no gree believe say the man fit born am at 66 years old or the fact say the man bring am come this world at such age dey make am vex...

Evil kid.

Na so my landlady for Benin that year dey see shege for her only son hand.

Benin no be where dem dey raise pikin oh...

I was raised in Benin city, so what's your point ??

michlins:
you can't afford it sir. Kindly move forward

Wahala.
Lol

Everything Buhari touches, turns to gold smoke

He die well

Tell me more

deleo16:
na container house sure pass now

First it was Mikel Nickel, now it's
Iheanachoco-milo.
These youths dey MUMU THEIRSELVES

Kai. The evil sef show for the man face

adecz:



This was their wedding poster,
but all along, the man had his
wicked plans to visit on the poor
woman & her family.


Total evil.

Someone please complete the statement below.
"Our politicians are all political _ros_ _ _u_es"

No shame at all.

Na Dem sabi
Bunny kò, Rabbit ní

Someone should please give me 2 advantages of joining a cult.
I dey wait

[quote author= post=102547785][/quote]Keep quiet.
Did you write anything on your post before?

Saturday 5th May?
What date did I just read?

[quote author= post=102547506]Update From . COM



Source:[/quote]What kind of journalism is this, when you have said absolutely NOTHING?¿

Even your source is NON EXISTENT

Na so.....
Kokolet and Tontolet day year

One sang at the opening ceremony of AFCON '13 , the other one keeps disgracing herself (thinking she is disgracing Churchill) because her ex husband told her he was the son of a former president, whereas he was just a relative to OBJ.

#insidelife

You be mumu

Kill 'em all!!!!!
Unrepentant animals

Na Dem....
Ndi "the president is different from the presidency"

Lai Mohammed is a disaster to this nation,a mistake to mankind.

Case closed

OfficialDJ:
amen o

How do I reach you bro?
Can I send a PM?

Your car story just calmed me down.
My car stopped working all of a sudden yesterday.
I had to leave it there,as the local mechanic I got there could not detect the fault.
I had to take my computer diagnostics guy there this morning, only for him to tell me it's the brainbox.
Omo, small money don leave account this morning so....I be dey vex before I opened Nairaland and read your story.
Thanks for sharing.... hopefully, the brainbox will arrive from Lagos tomorrow.
God no get shame us

OfficialDJ:
It was 6:50 am in the morning when I called teddy that I was coming to Lagos to pick my cls up( I had paid for a thorough paint job to be meted out on the car)

I booked a flight from calabar to Lagos that same month for almost twice the normal fee!

Everything went smoothly from there and I spent the night at one of those hotels in the GRA axis of ikeja.

I went down to meet up with the paint guy, and I was impressed by what I saw.

I was assigned a driver by the company to drive the car down to calabar... “Na new car be this, drive carefully “ the driver was told, but it was the complete opposite of the instructions he was meted out to that he did.

Pothole upon pothole the car entered, and I was so mad that I couldn’t shout again.

The final straw that broke the camelback was when he entered two potholes at once along sapele road, and the tyres screeched and gave up.

The passenger side tyres tore like it was riddled with bullets, and it was a bushy area.....




We heard a siren blow and a police van ordered us not to park there that hoodlums kidnapped people there...

They had to follow us to the nearest filling station, which was thankfully near an army checkpoint.


The rims had given up too at that point ( rims wey I buy 250k)

I was so mad I couldn’t even talk to the driver again.

The policemen came down and asked what the problem was .. they offered to bring down the tyre and sorted things for us.

We had to sleep in the filling station that night for the car to be worked on the the next morning!
That particular night, without being signaled to come, 4 Warri boys helped us get new tyres and transported it to the car’s location without collecting money. I was shocked by the hospitality.

The next day, the boys again took me to where I’d get rims and everything for the car, which was beyond amazing.

I had to squeeze 3k to the supposed leader, as they refused to collect anything.

I got back to calabar yesterday afternoon, and I’m riddled with repairs worth 300k+

If you’re from delta, you guys rock! So much, as if it wasn’t for those guys, then my situation would have been

OfficialDJ:
We've gone global baby.

Your car story just calmed me down.
My car stopped working all of a sudden yesterday.
I had to leave it there,as the local mechanic I got there could not detect the fault.
I had to take my computer diagnostics guy there this morning, only for him to tell me it's the brainbox.
Omo, small money don leave account this morning so....I be dey vex before I opened Nairaland and read your story.
Thanks for sharing.... hopefully, the brainbox will arrive from Lagos tomorrow.
God no get shame us

What?!
The persons on the backseat of the Rav4 are supposed to be alive.

Well sha, na impact be the Koko

It doesn't play videos and gifs.
Why?

DROID11:
The MODS can keep deleting my posts and banning me. I will keep creating multiple accounts to send this message.

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A government that doesn't want criticism should not contest for offices.

ekene101:
I was born late 80s, almost all these movies na black and white I use watch them

Big lie