Intelligence sources have leaked that
the Nigerian government with its
Chadian partners have captured a
current “Abubakar Shekau,” leader
character of the Boko Haram sect.
Our sources did not tell us exactly when
he was detained, however he said
categorically that “we have Shekau and
he is alive.”
The Nigerian army and unusually the
president himself this week promised to
capture “Shekau” alive before the March
28th elections.
Plans To Get Shekau To Indict
Opposition Candidate General
Muhammadu Buhari
Disturbingly, an authentic leak has
informed us that Shekau is currently
being drilled and fed a confession
statement to be made when he is
recorded on the “battle field” being
“captured” and interrogated. The
confession is to claim opposition
candidate, General Muhammadu Buhari
who is expected to sweep the upcoming
elections this March, is the sponsor of
Boko Haram.
Our sources said that only an inner
circle of intelligence chiefs were in on
this plan, including the nation’s national
security adviser, Sambo Dasuki. He said
a video will soon be released in which
Nigerian soldiers appear to be capturing
Abubakar Shekau and as he is beaten in
the video, he will accuse General Buhari
and other top opposition candidates of
being behind the sect. Dasuki has been
promised to be made the Sultan of
Sokoto by president Jonathan as we
earlier broke.
Our sources said that this dangerous
and desperate plan is to galvanize all
fanatic religious support possible for the
ruling PDP party. He said that the
confession by the Boko Haram terrorist
leader double is not expected to lead to
an indictment as terrorist words are
usually dismissed, but is to be used as
widely propagated videos on the internet
and via text files, in attempt to scare
potential voters for General Buhari.
Shekau is being offered a good deal for
implicating General Buhari; he wants
quick death; but Nigeria’s president is
even offering him that he may be
allowed to escape after he safely re-
assumes office.
Terrible Dimension But Not Entirely New
Concept
The formal libelous accusation of
opposition candidate and ‘integrity’
contestant, General Buhari is not new
from the ruling camp. Ruling party
spokesmen have propagated very
serious accusations against his person;
which as NewsRescue detailed, he
promptly contested in court leading to
the ruling PDP spokesmen retracting the
claims after the president of Nigeria,
Goodluck Jonathan personally begged
Buhari to settle the libel suit he won
against them out of court.

wonder where Fayose willrun to

The mounting popularity of Gen. (rtd)
Muhammadu Buhari daily as the March 28th
elections draw nearer is definitely sending jitters
down the spines of some prominent people in
the country. One of the people who is wishing
and praying fervently that the APC presidential
candidate should not ascend the control of the
ultimate power in the country is wealthy
businessman and politician, Kashamu Buruji.
Those who should know reliably informed
cityrovers..com that the Ogun top
politician is not leaving anything to chance;
hence he has started renovating his Cotonou,
Benin Republic house.
Buruji who still has controversial drug case
hanging on his neck, we heard, confided in a
close friend that should GMB emerges the
president, he’ll be left with no option than to
speedily relocate to his Benin Republic home
before thinking of where to run to for safety.
Buruji Kashamu who many still refer to till date
as Esho Jinadu lived in that part of Africa for
some years before he came back to his country
of birth.

saintikechi:
I don't see myself superior to any body, but one who lacks education is not fit to govern any nation. Age is not even on his side.

And army general Who's training and achievements are highly rated is uneducated abi?
Personally, I think anybody that is ranting about this certificate issue has obsolete Brains.
Abeg!!!!

saintikechi:


I am an igbo man, an old illiterate hausa fulani man can not be my leader, the best he can be is my shoe shiner or suya seller. "Definitely not my president"

So u see urself superior to hausa or fulani ba?
As if u better of selling Okrika cloths.
Mchew

Dis is terrible! Is it that dis guys dont recieve good training or dey just dont take to it

saintikechi:


the blind cannot lead those with sight, an illiterate cannot lead a nation with millions of graduate.

And what has ur degree fetched u o... Akowe!!!
Why rant about what u know nothing of?
U must be related to Fayose.
Are u?

This GEJ guy no get am for ankali walahi...
Most supporters of GEJ are religious bigots.
He rants about not campaigning in churches and still goes about doing exactly d same.
D mere mention of that statement sef is most of all a campaign strategy.

How many times have u heard GMB go from mosque to mosque? That's if I want to go by their way of reasoning (GEJ n fans)
Being the president of a nation comes first to every other thing. Would u cus u are a Christian neglect muslims n traditionalists?

U should be a father to all...
Someone who calls him self a president and publicly calls a criminal his boss (Alamesiya), publicly cus does Fayose, and romancing more known criminals....
Haba!!! Only a true Nigerian will vote GMB.... Vote wisely!!! Ur children will ask u about it

clevvermind:
this is the right president for this country. not that terrorist and a killer. buhari should return now to his cattle rearing business. Jonathan till buhari present his original certificate.

Ode ni e Sha!
U still on this certificate matter... Oponu buruku
U GEJ supporters are just too sentimental, without facts, shortsighted and even possessed.
Ff GEJ to otueke or pack out of Nigeria when GMB wins.
Olodo rabata

omazus:
Where is Lon brother?

Lon. = London

saintikechi:
Buhari is too old to rule, he is an illiterate, the only thing he can do for nigeria is to continue making noise. #march on goodluck





















































GEJ TILL 2019

If u base the future of Nigeria on whether an individual is literate or not then u suffer more of literacy deficiency than the one 'without a certificate' as u claim.
Vision, mission, manifesto... These are what I see cus my eyes are set in d front of my head not behind.

General Muhammadu Buhari in UK: I Will Maintain a Modest Lifestyle as President - Buhari...Will Resuscitate Nigerian Airways...All Presidential Aircrafts Will Be Brought Under Nigerian Airways "One of the major killer of our economy apart from corruption is Waste. Our scarce resources are being plundered away very carelessly and unnecessarily wasted. "Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? "Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses. "You may want to ask what a Nigerian President is doing with so much aircraft when a Prime Minister of Britain fly around using the same public aircraft like an ordinary Briton. "Go and check and compare with that of any developed country in the world, the office of the Nigerian President is a very expensive one inspite our high level of poverty and joblessness. "Despite all these, you still find a Nigerian Minister spending about N10billion to charter an aircraft for just one year."Now, for me, when we come into office, all these waste will be blocked and properly channelled into our economy."We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways."We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20."What is the difference between me and those who elected us to represent them, absolutely nothing. Why should Nigerian President not fly with other Nigerian public?"Why do I need to embark on a foreign trip as a president with a huge crowd with public funds?"Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we cannot make our hospital functional?"Why do we need to send our children to school abroad if we cannot develop our university to compete with the foreign ones?"Why, and why must our people be servants to the foreigners in the midst of plenty? I can go on and on."I came here in the UK and I chose to trek just to make sure I send a message back home to some people who wish us dead."This is not my struggle, it is our collective efforts to save Nigeria from those who have failed us for 16 years."-

General Muhammadu Buhari speaking in Lon.
Vote for change

Woke up to the news of GEJ to have commissioned 4 ships yesterday.
It makes me wonder, is this really necessary right now?
He said at the occasion and I quote 'we will rout bokoharam'
How will ships help in this?
Are BH now on d waters?
Are the chibok girls now in d middle of d Atlantic ocean?
Well, before u cast me... I personally feel the military is acquiring the wrong weapons.
Whats ur tut

The All Progressives Congress (APC),
governorship candidate in Rivers State, Dr.
Dakuku Adol Peterside, has called off his planned
campaign tour of Ogu/Bolo local government
area billed for Wednesday. 18th February, 2015.
Dr. Peterside was attacked on Tuesday, 17th
February, 2015 by heavily-armed gunmen
believed to have been led by Mr. Evans Bipi, a
personal assistant to Mrs. Patience Jonathan,
wife of Nigeria’s President.
Not less than two persons, including a police
man, have been confirmed dead and their bodies
deposited in mortuaries. Dr. Petertside has since
visited the hospitals, including the Braithwaite
Specialist Hospital, Port Harcourt where he broke
down in tears.
In a statement by Ibim Semenitari, Director of
Communications, Greater Together Campaign
Organisation, the decision to cancel the
Wednesday rally was in honour of the dead. “The
decision to call-off the Ogu/Bolo campaign by Dr.
Dakuku Peterside, the APC Governorship
candidate, was in honour of those killed by the
gunmen who attacked the APC campaign on
Tuesday in Okrika. Dr. Peterside is grieved over
the losses and has sympathised with the families
of those killed while wishing the injured quick
recovery,” the statement said.
The statement further explained that Dr.
Peterside and the APC stood firmly by the non-
violence peace accord signed by political parties
in Rivers State brokered by the Embassy of the
United States of America in Nigeria.
“Despite this deliberate, well-co-ordinated attack
on the APC governorship candidate and APC
supporters, the candidate and party stand firm to
the spirit and letter of the Non-violence Peace
Accord brokered by the American Embassy in
Nigeria.
“The Greater Together Campaign Organisation
condemns the attack and disruption of the APC
campaign in Okrika, while commiserating with
families that lost their loved ones and
breadwinners. That is the tale of woe the
Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, has imposed on
Okrika people, which is unacceptable and must
be broken through the peoples’ collective
resilience”, Semenitari added.

Meals on the one-hour average intercity flights
across Nigeria are common these days, but Aero
Contractors seems to have upped the ante with
the offering on its Business Class service.
Those who have flown Aero Business Class lately
are commenting in the subdued, demure
excitement of that category of passengers about
the meals. The airline now offers well made,
beautifully packaged and interesting meals.
These include: tortilla wraps, a popular
alternative to sandwiches. Quick, light and
nutritious, the tortilla and wraps are surprisingly
filling.
Of Mexican origin with a variant from Spain,
tortillas have caught on with global cuisine as an
example of good meals-on-the-go. Apparently,
wraps of various kinds are some of the new
offerings on the inflight menu of Aero Business.
There were on offer Spicy Chicken wraps, Caesar
Chicken Wraps as well as Chicken and Steak
Wrap.
Then there were some sandwiches. These taste
very succulent and rich, reminding one of
gourmet variety sandwiches such as one finds in
Marks & Spencer in the UK.
Aero and its catering team deserve kudos for
these interesting developments given its
experimentation with inflight service. After Dana
pioneered the meal pack on board Economy
flights, many of the airlines followed suit.
However, the Aero economy meal packs actually
have better and varied pastries. You can see
many passengers taking their packs away to eat
later! We also noticed that some of their
competition’s meal packs have deteriorated to
dry low-grade crackers as if to say to the
passenger, “we are just fulfilling all
righteousness”.
What is interesting is how Aero has
experimented. It tried in the immediate period of
its crisis to sell meals on-board. That did not fly
with passengers particularly as there was no
discernible improvement on the pre-sale offering
to justify paying for inflight meals on the one-
hour flight. Most passengers demurred.
It has struck gold since last year on the Business
Class with the meal wraps as well as the hot
meals. Look out for the croissant sandwich
pockets or ask for any of the wraps when next
you fly Business Class. The quality of recent
offerings is exciting enough to make one wonder
if the Airline and its caterer could consider
extending the service offline at key airports or
city centres.

obailala:
Ogun people wetin happen?

I wonder o. Lowest turn out.

kayzat:
We will March4Buhari with our PVC firmly in our hand.

Na so oooo

kayzat:
We will March4Buhari with our PVC firmly in our hand.

Na so oooo

Inec is doing a commendable job I must confess. They still have a lot to achieve dou

This was just released by inec.
Lets go out n collect these cards if we haven't collected ours.
Its our power, our right!

chiebube:
You guys should have mercy on this guy. Yes, its true he had challenges with this car but he may have fixed it. And for swearing and cursing him, haba it is not fair.
This spew of bitterness wont take us far.
Now, to all interested buyers, please confirm thoroughly if this guy has fixed his car in case you like the car, if he has not, just wish him well and say bye. If he has, negotiate very very well, take experienced benz lovers to confirm.
I dont know the OP from Adam and i wish him the best.

Thank you jare.
Car sound already and I got it fixed bfr selling. I got a c Class that's why I had to sell it.
Enjoy

Arysexy:
OP u areally heartless and a devilish liar!

Satan punish u for trying to heap ur car wahala on innocent buyers.

Why must u lie?

Something u know nothing about and u yarning patesh.

I got this through a Group yesterday (monday). Tut to share with you.

SPECIAL NEWS ALERT: Your people need to make noise at this time. This is the time for them to look inward and re-strategise. A lot of deals are going on here in the Villa. Criminals are having their ways. My friend, you will cry for this country if you see what is going on here. Am afraid if Jonathan ambition will not tear apart the existing unity of this country if not checked. As an officer, I feel ashamed of the deal to politicise the Nigeria Military to achieve President Jonathan's ambition. The military has been totally polarised, basterdised and tinted to huge corruption. If Jonathan continues for another 4 years, then we may all be in hot soup. What is not clear is how and where do we go from here? There is too much of lies and the president has completely lose direction. The future of a country called Nigeria again. The APC should better change their slogan from "Change" to "Let's rescued Nigeria." I can tell you that some INEC commissioners met just this evening not at the Villa again but at Protea Hotels around Apo Road, Abuja, with the presidency, led by the Chief of Staff to Mr. President, Mr. Arogbofa, Fani-Kayode, Doyin Okupe and I was told that David Mark and Pius Anyim were in attendance at the meeting which aim is to discuss the rigging of the coming elections. It is sad my brother, very sad. This is the highest level of corruption I must say. Jega is not in the picture here, he is totally in the dark. Cry out, let the country cry out, we are in chain in Jonathan's hand I must tell you. Billions of Naira exchange hands every minutes. Could you believe that! Flying out in sacs and in bags, to woo and to bribe the conscience of our noble men and women, youths and the olds alike. It is a sad tale of a nation. Nigeria must not die in Jonathan's hands, let's rescue her now."

This car is in excellent condition. D body has never been worked on and it's still standard.
The tyres are good including the extra tyre.
The shock absorbers are intact and ok.
I want to get another Benz, this is why I wanna sell it off.
The price is slightly negotiable from 250k if you ready asap.
Contact 08109057777 for inquires.
Thanks

SeverusSnape:
we need videos and pictures.

Foolish fool. Go snap dem now. Ode
Armed officers around ur house n d next thing u go for is ur phone or camera.
Well, after they shoot u tweet ur death.
Bonga brain

Hung out with some friends recently and went to take a leak behind d building where I usually do no 1 whenever I'm there. I did something and it occurred to me most guys do it also without even being conscious of it or knowing what it means. So here are some, feel free to add more or give meaning to any of the underlisted.

1. Why do men like to pee outside than in the toilet?
2. Why do men spit on their pee when they pee outside or cover it with dust when dey spit while walking along a dusty Road?
3. Why is it that d first thing men do after opening a gin bottle is to pour some on the ground?
4. Why do men prefer boxers to pants?
5. Why do men look at other women even when theirs are right beside them.

More? What do u think.

ClerverIy:


Are you a bastard?

Apc Is bokoharam
Buhari is a terrorist

I refrain from exchanging words with u. It's obvious u a violent fellow just like ur father GEJ!
My PVC is my weapon at this time let's meet on d day of election. Please don't die before that day ok?

Who is watching the PDP presidential campaign?
In tuned in late but got some statements that got my mouth opened. GEJ told d people present to work and vote for him or else they won't enjoy d dividend of democracy.
He also said they must listen to his boy who is d governor.

Meanwhile, d wife mama pashi said: people should not go to analogue o.
She said dey should not go to 'tapuraita' (typewriter).

I wonder what point all that passed.
Anyways, I pray dis election doesn't get postponed. I NEED TO GET THESE NOLLYWOOD CLOWNS OUT OF D VILLA.

What will you do if you get the following SMS
from your bank:
"Dear customer, the sum of #1000 has been
deducted from your account for President
Goodluck Jonathan's campaign. Thank you for
banking with us."

Hmmm?

U know at first I was wondering what kinda beings some of u are n den I counted it all joy.
Nice jokes dou. U guys made me laff.
Enjoy ur weeked

GAZZUZZ:


On a lighter note your vehicle needs a change! what did you expect when changing from injector to carburettor?

There's no place I mentioned carburetor man.