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RIP cute

Cheat and carry STDs

dacovajnr:
She yaff vex, come inside and talk am for my face

What are you saying self

dacovajnr:
To Where?...No belle, No ring

go siddon who your ring EPP.

Mtcheww belle ko head ni.

what a dead country

this country is dead long ago.

dacovajnr:
Tasteless


I ain't giving you a "Damn ring" but "Wedding ring"

bring the ring jor.

happy birthday IamKashyBaby more years to your age. God's grace fall on you dear

dacovajnr:
Optiona come and pick and forward the price to me..no tym to check time

5 cos dats my special number..

Oya brring the damn ring.

i best pass my neigbhour


btw, for naija no be who no book pass dey carry first for riches..
Na people wey no go school dey make am for naija..

ZarZar:
Amen to that. A big amen

Saintp:
Bros, how many will you report? You will end up reporting 90% of comments here. I'm sorry say this, 90% of Yoruba and Igbo comments here are tribalistic and these set of people are the root cause of why Nairaland has degenerated into tribalism hub.

my dear, as many as you see press the report button, if the mods have seen that d reports are too much they will remove the thread..
And also ban a lot of them that you reported

that way they will reduce creating new monikers will tired them all..

ZarZar:
Lol, oh my friend, you do believe in me. I'll make you proud

lolz, ok dear God help us in achieving our desires. Amen

WORLDPEACE:
Thank you, ma lol. It is so good to know people in high position. I never experrred it. See how my life has turned around.

lolz

don't mention

your wifey has prepared a special mentle for the family award collection

ZarZar:
LMAO, he did? I'm proud of him. This will be on the family mantle, trust me

lolzz

first family award..
I trust and believe you..
Ride on.

worldpeace come and pay homage to me for helping you call in lala...


You made FP dear congrats you have made any achivement on nairaland...
Zarzar see your hubby thread on FP.

ZarZar:
So which language do you speak with fluency?

just english dear
that's why i call myself half-cast sometimes.

WORLDPEACE:
Thank you ma. I promise you a spot at the high table on our wedding day.

good morning, lols so you weren't planning a spot for me before


Me only want zarzar's wedding gown.

ZarZar:
Morning
OK, I see. What language do you speak?

Igbo is my language but i hardly speak it.

ZarZar:
LMAO. You're a fast learner & smart, just what I'm looking for in a godmother

Ibeji, what language is that?

good morning

ibeji is what the yorubas call twins.

ZarZar:
No, I didn't mean it that way lol. He's the daddy of my future brood. We gonna make a lot of them, so he might as well get used to that word

I'll make you the godmother btw. Because I know how much you like kids. How's the sound of that, aunty optional? Sounds good doesn't it?

ok
i got it.
Daddy ibeji (twins) worldpeace
mummy amawele (twins) zarzar

ummeli wesifazane kwamawele (godmother of twins) aunty lovelyn cos optional will be out-dated by vision2020.

ZarZar:
Hahaha. Yeah you're right. Plus we don't want that aso ebi to go to waste now

If he bleeps up, we gonna call in the stand-ins!

aso ebi can't waste oh, not when am still available..


Lolz, yeah stand bys will fall in.

lalasticlala what happened
Abeg support op.

ZarZar:
OK, daddy

ah ah
murder :->
Zarzar u have murder someone's son oh..
Daddy to worldpeace.. What a daddyzone

ZarZar:
Lol, I heard that's a Yoruba specialty. Maybe I should give worldpeace a chance to unclog my plumbing

wow

worldpeace congrats you have won a queen's hearts...

Don't misuse this precious chance oh
@WORLDPEACE


zarzar your stay but am still in search of a super hubby incase worldpeace fork up..

ZarZar:
Lol, find him fast, my eggs are turning to dust as we speak.

Lolz
Your eggs can never turn to dust when my Nigerian brothers are available to turn them to twins and triplet.

Lolz I'm super good

ZarZar:
Hahaha

My bad, off to the sections you mentioned then *fingers crossed*

I'm doing OK. Wena unjani? At this rate, I may be tempted to hook you up with one of my SA brothers We'll call it a cultural exchange program. You help me find a hubby on NL & I'll search my family tree for a suitable mate for you Deal? That wedding must happen by fire, by force

Lolz DEAL


Lemme go and search for the suitable hubby for you.

ZarZar:
Optional told me the politics section is where all the husband material guys are at

zarzar please don't sell me oh...

I didn't mention politics section oh, cos politics section is where old men pretend to be young and they act childish more than romance section. Is Where guys are separated into tribes and you dare not support the minority group cos the majorities will chop of your head before you finish your words.. The majorities lack respects and understanding, they believe they are the only humans on earth, if you aren't for them, you are simply an enemy, they will attack you both right, left, back, front, and center still you give up...

Don't joke on politics section cos they are the set of people that never smile nor laugh..






Our suitors and husband materials are in travel, investment, business and technology section...


Run away from polititics section is never healthy for a minutes..



*unjani*

DeGuyNxtDoor:
lol...you're really funny my dear


It was really a nice time having fun chats with you. Just keep being good, nice and put a smile on and you won't have a dull moment in life


Sleep tight my dear.

My pleasure
Thank you, and same things you should do.


Good night.

aurxtino:
lol really can't do that here right now. Sorry

So u can fear like this.

YOu weren't afraid in posting those info here but u afraid to post wat I need.

Abi Russain hackers hack your email if you send it to my mail box..

DeGuyNxtDoor:
optional


Just let me fall on you

2inchs cassava with watery akamu fall on me na death be that nah...


Oga fall on your side chick beside you.

Good night.

Fresca:
This stupid peter no like to dey house? Just be disgracing his fine wife Lola anyhow... if it's not picture with ashawo in hotel, it's clubbing. Rubbish husband. God forbid bad thing. Nigerian woman will not divorce because una too like money. Mtchewww

Haba big aunt, y is u taking sumbori's panadol for sumbori's headpain.

Abi is it your husband.
Abi is his wife complainig ni.



Btw, his wife isn't afraid of divorce cos of money, her family is also rich..



Good night big sister.