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greyboy5000:

Kasele kilode

DeGuyNxtDoor:
lol.. I like big watermelons sha and I like it having thick seeds, is yours like that?

Btw, Thick akamu fall on you

i like my own watermelon to be very juicy but the one i bought isn't that ripe self, no must seed..



As for the akamu, amen cos i need it to eat my akara..



Btw, gay fall on you

dacovajnr:
There's holiday tomorrow abi?

yes sir there is.

DeGuyNxtDoor:
lol...funny enough, I'm taking watermelon while typing this

Funny guy

huh
chai
which kind watermelon is that one.


Cos me even have fresh watermelon in the house.





Btw, jellyfish fall on you.

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Optional akamu fall on you

watermelon fall on you.

Martin0:
for ur marriage na

#vision2020 if we are still on nairaland but she must marry before me cos is her wedding gown i will make use of..

pcguru1:
As for me I want peace , pure peace mehn the one you are comfortable and happy where you are.

every man wants his own woman to be want he likes which can't be totally possible....

NaeChris:
Ahn ahn 'we' as in guys na.

how many of una guys wan come for me.

Martin0:
hahahahaha eeee. Which kin question u dey ask op nau eh

is your question?

Martin0:
opt make sure u invite her oooo eh

for what?

gifted21:
Optional1 You too much How is u? Thanks for the heads up

mhizgifted me is fine and you?

Everyone just abandon football for now.

fredoooooo:
Optiona is Bae.... Happy new month dear

you just forget my side like buhari forget Nigeria..

How you dey?

Unlimited22:
Optional1!!! Who has bespoiled you?

my love i woke up in the middle of the night and found myself like this oh....

NaeChris:
Its you we want.

who are the *we*

DeGuyNxtDoor:
yes you're right...and I know your man is proud of you as well my dear


I heard you say the weather is good for two, you should be having "pressing" fun by now or its not yet time?

you have passed beyond your pressing limit oh....

The pressing is over cos of heat

SingleDad1:
what else could be delaying you from proposing already?. Time you know, is not our friend.

who is proposing who biko
oga goan marry..




me re'ti go..

Papiikush:
Oga go marry. A bachelor at 30 don dey become pope

you self do go marry...



Bride price no cost for una side.

DeGuyNxtDoor:
yeah...she's proud.

You're yet to tell me what you intend doing with my "pressables"

never mind, she is proud that's the main koko..

SingleDad1:
Really?, is this a marriage proposal?

hell no

not so fast...

tosyne2much:
Ahn ahn.. Why did you come up with this conclusion?

You must tell me oooo

know be today we start nah, no be everything we must talk.....


Btw, #NahDWerkWeyWeDeyDo



but wait oh, who do you want to fool ourselves or them others...
I don go.

Martin0:
hahahahaha u eh thank God say u know!!!

know what

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I press iron, I press laptop, I press bread to see if its soft, I press kpomo to see if its soft or hard before chewing, I press my car key button to lock it up, I press my tyres to see if its full or needs a vulcanizer's attention, I press my wallet into my pocket, I press my leg when it hurts, I press my fufu when its hard, I press hard on arguments to see I win, I press my gf's.....pimples when I see one, I press my horn, i press my ATM card into its slot to withdraw, i press the elevator button, i press the door bell button, i press the light's switch to turn it on/off etc.


Now op, what will you do with all these things that I press

only you with all this pressing, you must be a hardworking man...

Your GF should be proud of you alwayz for pressing all the pressables.

tosyne2much:
Optional, when did you become wayward?

This your topic ehn

you taught me boss.

I learnt it from you.

SingleDad1:
Do you want to marry him?. Say the truth

singledad1 i prefer to marry you than a man who is looking for chicken he didn't budgeted...

onyeezeigbo:
lolz why,how is this related to marriage

simple question you no sabi..

Are you married NO/YES

if NO, go and snap chicken in shop rice abi rite and put it in front of you, you will be satisfied..

If YES, how much did you give your housewife to prepare a nice dinner for you.

Or did you even give her any money for food




Good night nwoke mmadu

tosyne2much:
Go and sit down jawe

lemme sit on your lap and dance lap dance.



Thank God your Real GF is not here only side chick.. I can deal with side chicks..

Martin0:
dey go eee who u wan decieve?

who wan decieve who
Breeze don blow Fowl yansh don open..

op what happens to your own kidney






Modified: lemme be kind for once..

Op your friend will soon see his donor my God grace.. Pele op it is well.

op are you married

Martin0:
eh eh ok ,see opportunity nai be say u nor join for the garri crisis na

who told you that one.


Abeg i join the crew of garri hunters oh...

MRSoftapples:
I said fork off..

and i repeat it again
good night sir...
Is best you do the fork off my thread sir.

tosyne2much:
I couldn't but quote you because you're so on point.

seeurlife iffa.....