₦airaland Forum

Martin0:
na wa oooo,the rain iz bcoming too much to curtail

is not too much oh biko... My dad is a farmer he needs it so bad.

itsJude:
finally the troll in you is coming out

my great teacher that will never die...

I salute you sir, my hands are up sir..

we dey throw blow

MRSoftapples:
please stop given me mentions is you have nothing reasonable to say..
Don't tell me good night for i don't care..

oga
i said good night and i will say it again...


Good night sir,
i'm in my house in sambisa forest come and beat me.

Good night once again sir..

eezeribe:
Boobs

hmmmm, but you have pimples how do you kill them without pressing them.

Flowers and put Diamond Ring inside..

MRSoftapples:
This is a very dumb and stupid question..

is not every place you must stop to say hi, cos you will never reach you destination on time..




Good night sir.

TheHistorian:
Obviously,I press my forehead to see if it's still intact.

or you pressing your forehead for pimples

ElizaVeta:
Ehmm.. Nothing really

so you don't make use of toothpaste or sachet blue band (butter) or oranges

Oyindidi:
my little niece, how are you? Where is your dad robosky?

I am fine maami and my dad is also fine only that he wants to give me a little sister which i don't want..

I don't wanna share my dad with anyone.. His love can't be divided between and anyone..

Please talk to him sit him down.....

AnthonioAlsaid:
So it's my birthday today and the only person/entity that cared to remember or wish me happy birthday was GTbank! not my parents, family or any of my supposedly friends.




lol! this world is indeed crazy....

Alsaid swear say seun didn't send you a mail on behalf of us (nairalanders) wishing you a great celebration...


Oya swear make i see you






any which way, Happy Birthday sir Tonio watermelon fall on you.

Martin0:
hahahaha u eh,how work go today na?

stressful with rain adding pepper to the injury...

Apart From Phones And Remote What Else Do You Press


































haff gone to sleep dacovajnr honey is weather for two come to za oza rum

Martin0:
u are my friend na,so I dey observe my friends wella,ok no pro..

good observer you should join INEC..

EnigmaticEnigma:
Am sorry, I don't know ur Options, hehe

you should know oh since you brought the idea...

Oyindidi:

slay mama i greet you ma..

attention ......... ------





Who will complete it



Op no pic of pms?

Martin0:
Your value

i know you must see me


i haff go to za oza room..

zitame:
. Nothing actually.

only pussi una want.

Tahrah:
You mentioned me that you couldn't see my post and i said sorry.

what i meant was *that i didn't see that comment abt buharri crossing the border* ironically tho..

EnigmaticEnigma:
Change ya name from the optional 1, to the ONLY 1, else dey will say u are optional

but seun doesn't have change button yet..

Or what do you suggest

Tahrah:
Sorry ma'am.

aunt sorry for what

dollytino4real:
person wen snake bite miss wen he see lizard he run with he head high.

ah

madam which kinda proverb be this one nah.

Tahrah:
[color=#cdc5e6]Pesin wey don almost cross border finish?[/color]

i didn't see this oh

Papiikush:
We want a gentle, beautiful, God fearing, not a burden on us, hard working, successful and caring woman who can fück as good as she cooks

start moulding your ideal woman oga.

Ejom:
Shy Evans Don cause more problems 4 dis country.. Op dey add him own...sambisa forest fall on u

Evans and hushpussy who cause problem pass.

Men! Men!! Men!!!

So complicated, confusing, so hard to please..

If you try to please them, you are cheap, if you try to love them, you're to emotional
if u don't you're playing hard to get,

If you give them attention, you're bugging them... :->
If you don't you're with another man..


If you demand attention, you are nagging woman, if you don't you are not understanding..

If you're dressing sexy you're attracting other men, If you don't you're local....

If you wash their cloth and cook you're desperate, if you don't you're not a wife material 100yard ...

If you're beautiful you can't stay with one man, if you are ugly, you're not presentable...

If you're independent you're chasing men away, if you're not you're a liability....

If you're pregnant you won't to trap them
If you're not you must have damage your womb




SO MEN WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE REALLY WANT


#copied....








I am in my house in SAMBISA FOREST come and beat me

papikush see what you want here

VickyRotex:
Optional1 darling mi, Thank you.
Amen!!! Happy New Month to you too my love.

Got you right in my heart Mon Chérie!

thank you big sis

Happy New Month Royal Blue Fans
may our prayers be answered this month July.

no football match yet doesn't mean we should forget ourselves..
God bless you all family of the Blue Armies.

Happy July.


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femi4

VickyRotex (sister mi)

abimbawealth

ginajet

edwife

SmellingAnus

fredoooooo

ChapPlanet

skywalker001/Baba4dgals

Unlimited22

pamcode

donjazet

JeffreyJamez

Adewumiopeyemi

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Jay542

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Chikelue2000

elegantslayer.

thepussyhunter:
BREAKING NEWS:

Its your number 1 presenter and favourite kenyan THEPUSSYHUNTER here again on the first of july
(yep its a whole new month people ) to keep you updated on the juicy-est and latest happenings round nl

Moving on to the HEADLINES:




















TODAY IS THE FIRST (01) OF JULY (07) TWENTY-SEVENTEEN (2017)

today marks the begining of a whole new month (july), a whole new day, and the end of june and the week.................
We thank jehovah for giving us the opportuinity to witness the begining of the month (and by God's grace we will all get to see the end of it and also get to see a whole lot of years to come )

we in the studio here would love and want to wish some really really
amazing,
amiable,
funny,
beautiful / handsome,
jovial,
enthralling,
wonderful people here on nl a HAPPY, BLESSING FILLED, EXIHILARATING, STRESS FREE, PUSSY AND DICK FILLED :p , THRILLING and BENDICION new month

Cc:
shinarlaura (the most beautiful, kindhearted, friendly and loving cameroon in da house.......i swear this lady is extremely beautiful .....................may happiness and joy be the only things you feel this month (you could still feel Hot sha ) )

sexybbstar (the ever sexy beautiful bbstar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and the most determined sexiest masculist to ever grace nl ............(remain blessed and strong in ur resolve to always defend them broke guys..........i envy the lucky guy that'd own that hot ass already ) )


greyboy5000 (one handsome abnormally intelligent (yea, his intelligence is abnormal,,,,,the guy too brillant jareh ) dude that can give zarzar a run for her money.............may you find that lady that can subdue you with her eyelashes and extreme intelligence )

victornezzar (ceo of da VCIDICKNEZZARPUSSY pop corn company and the best pop cron seller around.............dude just dey catch the eye of all them nl ladies,,,,,,,,,you think say we no dey see as you dey use that ur BEARDLESS fine face take dey trap dem abi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a happy new month to you bro )

lefulefu (i even suppose call this my oga first.........this dude is d most jovial free minded nigga i've ever seen......even if u insult am dude go dey laff con put that annoying laughing meme of his mentor OBAMA and im WIFE.....the nl ......... Amongst dem ladies we wish a blessing and pussy filled month to you )

iweecureyou (most cut and sexy nl physcho......this guy is funny and at the same time annoyingly annoying (thats just how annoying he is ).......dude we wish you an elated new month plus new patients for you to cure......abeg try commot me from ur list of patients na ,,,abeg )

cleopatra4 (now this is one pretty lady with the most enchanting beautiful eyes ever..........tbh her eyes have completely entrapped me .......babe may you continue to grow in beauty and elegance in this new month )

jhudit (from what i know this lady is one very intelligent independent lady and am pretty sure she is beautiful too even tho i have never seen her pics......am still irked at u for not replying my earlier mention but then i wish you a happy new month....)

lionessa (happy new month to an extremely elegant, open minded and amiable lady..........hope i get to see ur priceless pics this month sha )

optional1 (she says she loves amebo but all i see from her pic and comments is a very pretty friendly, fun loving, and godly lady.....happy new month hun )

tahrah ( this evil beautiful lady that wants to blind the eyes of many with her colour ish.........happy new month to you too bae )

deguynxtdoor (handsome nigga that has got a smooth tongue which he uses to sweet talk dem ladies.........dude can keep a conversation going for like for ever.....his a nice guy though (make i add that one before i spoil your market )

and to all those who i dont really know but usually see around
talking about
aderola15
makydebbie
iamkashbaby
draei
iamsinz
itsjude
martinO
davidgrey
mzlarem
oyindid
fitnessdoctor
etc....

A happy new month to you all

its thepussyhunter and the FVCK / ZAP news crew siging out for the night

happy July to the only thepussyhunter on nairaland the great present that put smile on the faces of those that read his comments...

May you see more pussy to hunt down this month of July..
Watermelon fall on you..



God bless

MartinO happy July to you dear, may the answers you seeking for be a positive one this month...

Best of the best month dear.

Victornezzar:
Done dat dear

is better now.
Good work