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Are u kiddin me? D lady luks so so innocent. Wt such a good degree... She sure deserves to get a LIFE! Shez liable to die young wt ds lifestyle... Btw... Dt oyinbo man lazy die. If not, seems d lady sponsored d whole wedding. I wuld av gladly pay alot for a chick lik ds. #shez a criminal

MoNickk:

MoNickk:

v jst snt u a PM... 55F0A147 is my pin... U can hit me up... Lemme knw if u arnt PINful

MoNickk:
I'm wonderfully made.

ofcourse u are! Ur dp is quite an evidence of dat... Wunt mind knowin more of u

jaybee3:
That na original bakassi
Well rounded

Na you oooo

guy... Ur eyes don push my eyes see wetin big pass imsef... Wat d f**k ar u lukin for at her dp? Btw MoNickk, u sef, ds tin u carry get as e be o... Front and back na art master piece frm zeus imsef o (jaybee.... Sory o.)

Siloam tutors calls for applications as part time tutors for science based subjects at secondary level i. e. Physics, chemistry, maths nd biology. Applicant must preferably be a fresh graduate frm University or polytechnic wt good grades and versatility. Highly versatile and lovable personality who is ready to work with little supervision and with passion for teaching. Pls, send ur details to . Itz urgent. Only abeokuta based graduates shld apply. Tnks.

Johnpaul88:
Guy I went to my dashboard, only to notice I haven't uploaded a signature, though I did this the day I registered. Is this a problem?

YES! Itz a big problem. U wil av to run bak to d village, ask ur village head to bless u while chewing alligator pepper nd den ask d witches in ur village to sign memorandum of understanding wt u. Mak sure d terms ar benefitin o!.. *******phew! Wetin consign me sef, i be Phillip ni? Bloda, na joke i dey joke o******* itz nt an issue since uv printed ur green card. U wil sign in camp

invisible4d:
how much were you charged for delivery on jumia and which side in abeokuta do you stay? how many days did it take them to deliver the phone to you

24150 naira... I tipped d delivery man 50naira... Twas dlivered d 3rd day after confirmation. I stayd around kuto

Luchiana1:
cool. pm again. Cnt find d former. N put ya pishure let me see ya face

... Dis is a faceless site nao nd m one of d troublemaker here... My family wunt be so apy if buhari or GEJ traces me home wt my pix... Add me on BBM @55F0A147 or watsapp @ 07032165627... Waitin eagerly in expectation of ur appearance o

[quote author=ferhyntorlah post=32669187]u can hook me on BBM at 55F0A147 or watsapp @07032165627

Luchiana1:
:oah! Wch heart?? Shey u gif me heart dt i broke.... Plz oo.. I jst say i no do..i nor brk anytin.. I nor want wahala.

*anyways....howayu.. Cool. Oyo camp loading too..

ook... Kontinu o... Sha knw dt diaris god inevrytin we do...... BTW, did i jst hear u say OYO camp loading too?! Uv jst made my day :/ ****nd i want to be a pastor in camp o, ***

xray2:
Lol thank God na Oyo camp we go gather dey... God willing. Just know say that milo na for two

wch milo for two... Eh! Lemme tel u sumtin... D milo refers to weed. U do weed? :' i av to change my preferred state bayi... Ds xray2 fit finish person milo

ferhyntorlah:
Hello everyone,

Please how is the BATTERY LIFE? That is what I am interested in. I browse A LOT and I want to know if the battery life can last for the whole day.

Thank you in advance.

... D batri life is cool! V been on internet, downloading since abt 7pm....till ds time o nd d batri is 75% frm full bar.... Tho it dscharge quikly at 100-80%, bt afta dat, u r so gud to go... If u wanna get, gt d grey coloured one. M usin it nd itz pretty cool. Luks so so metallic


....... BTW... Guys, i don solve my ish of inability to download frm playstore. I reset d fone. Tnks

Like seriously?! Like seriously?! U guys stil dey on all ds e-boo ish? V actualy lost faith in dt after Luchiana1 (hp i spel dt well) broke my hrt... U guys shld stop all ds o nd letz dscus better tins like 'biotech nd itz inherent nd transcendin risks in d 21st century... #dnt quote me o, coz i dey vex criosly....btw...xray2, babatawa, doublezero7, nigerdeltaboi nd d likes.... Aw prep for camp? I don buy milo... E rmain milk... OYO CAMP LOADING!!!!!

Pls help ooo... I tried downloading from my browser but it wunt just download. Bt it did on opera mini...now,my whatsapp isn't installing from d play store...help o

omo17:
Pls hw did u do it,did u pay on delivery and much is the delivery cost and everytin in total

I paid on delivery... Total is 24,150....

this grey colour is wow! Just luk so so metallic. D camera is bam...far far better dan innjoo note camera

omo17:
Hw did u order, am also based in abeokuta,I had difficulties in processing my order, it seems abeokuta is not among d places they can deliver to. Did u pay on their site or pay on delivery

..... Iv gotten d fone now...itz a monster! Like...so so sleek. Jumia salesman jst left my compound

jumia cald me on wednesday morning to confirm my order of ds note to abeokuta...since then, i'v nt seen it o. Hope ds guy go deliver o coz i wan invest money now o

asadike:
LoL. What's d message and good morning

c'mon...I wunt want d ublivers hear d good tidings gawd sent via me to u....I'v 'PM'ed u! If u cnt access dat, notify me asap.... **i tnk my forefathers for directing me to ds thread tru a nyt vision**

[quote author=asadike post=32392028]hope u didn't

Misogynist2014:
Hope you like this?

eh! Shoroniyen?

asadike:
Op,its different strokes for different folks but I noticed that so many guys Would love to date or even have sex with a fat girl but would never marry them.

....I dnt rily go for slim ladies (tho, huge boobs on slim framework is a great turn on)...i luv some flesh while at d game. I prefer 'curvy' ladies wt a bit thickness....JUST as wat i see on ur dp...oh my gawd ***falls frm okra tree***

Goodboy2012:
Anyone interested in Buying Brand New Infinix hot note, new, sealed and directly from jumia.

Location : Iyana ipaja, Lagos

Price - - #23,000

Colour : GOLD

It's available. If u need it tomorrow, you will get it tomorrow .

i nid it...bt m in ogun state... Itori nd abk...aw can we do it bayi

pls, i need ds fone in abeokuta dis cumin week...can anybody help...na new o! Nd if i can get d flip cover sef....black all tru or gold wt black face..... Tnx

D only set of ppl I pity here are the N'digbos. They were quick to forget how much dt N-deltans deserted dem during d civil war. Now, for there mind, dey tink dey are one? Pity! D igbos are never wise, jst as Ojukwu der 'mentor'. A frnd accused me dt Awolowo was a traitor, I answered him 'No!'. Awolowo saw Ojukwu on a suicide mission nd he refused to lend ojukwu a rope. How does dat make him a traitor. D earlier d Igbos recognise d yorubas as d intellectual man power nd d diplomatic ruler of dis country, d better for dem. IGBO ppl....d reason for NYSC! Nd abt those N-deltans thug, dey r irrelevant. Dey leave wat dey shld do nd startd chasing after shadows...ask d igbos, despite der suicidal stubborness, dey almost fed on vultures. #i hate tribalism, bt ds igbo guys here are jst askin for more dan they cn chew....

babatawa, tday is ur day...nd thus we celebrate u.... Tho, itwas here dt we met, yet ur presence is one whch none cn ignore...we tnk d great deity wu gave u to d world nd to him alone we doff our hats.... Babatawa ooo, wa pe ju ijapa lo...wa last ju akube... Wa gbayi bi liberty stadium... Wa lenu bi kettle adedibu....oo ni hang bi NYSC site lori nokia....irawo e o ni wo omi lai wo swimming trunk o...be ni o maa ri l'agbara awon ti o ni ile aye...... #apy bday

Luchiana1:
smiles. Sowie jor, i was nice na.. i get heartglue no worry

u sure a glue will mend dis Was dt wat u did to Owliver? Doublezero7, ur e-wooing challenge don brk my hrt tday o....

Owliver:
see as you serious dey talk the thing. We are married with a baby boy. Die the matter

d 2nd boy can cum from me bro...no ish abt dat #nt a home breaker o

Owliver:
hahahahaha sorry bro. I been wan boo her oooh long ago, she kan dey call me uncle, uncle na so I pack one side take heart ehn

ehn...no issue...where is dt ur babe? Na sharing tinz rmain now...i tend to love wt u love **love in sharing*

kingphilip:
6/10
If it's u that composed it sha

ofcux...twas all my composition...straight frm where der was no opposition....i was in a tight position tho, in tryn to cum up wt d proposition...sadly, d lady broke my heart, tho, i smell a rat...owliver predicted it nd i feel lik makin him feel d heat... Well sha, diaris God

Luchiana1:
smiling..intewsting..shoo...see ds guy o.i laugh in espagnol... u didnt get my moniker right no wonder i didnt see ya mention. Anyways i no do. I don get eboo n real life boo. Heheh tanx for twyin..nice poem though

a torn clothe is mendable, a broken pitcher is fixable...bt a broken heart, who cn mend? Uv jst broken my heart! ***wat a day*** # bad me, jst saw d '1' afta Luchiana1...all tnks to my eyes