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Luchiana! Yes I call u by ur name...culdnt find sumtin better dt wil stick lik butter!....... U may wonder where I'v been, perhaps running frm ur being....... D truth is, I'v been away, working for cash to mak u glitz as ray...... Here I am online, looking for a line.......perhaps sumtin cute enof to win ur love.... Luchiana! Shld d line cum frm China, or u'll luv anoda frm India?....... Even nt any of dis foreign tongues cn rily mak my words as deep nd loud as gongs......... Luchiana, coz of u, I'v accepted a contest, coz atlast, i rily want it to b my conquest! So sit gently dear nd see me fly wdaot fear.... Indeed! U r my Radiance.....Luchiana!


.#eboowooing cc: luchiana, oracle009, owliver, doublezero7 et al.

dammyllare:
Hmmmmmm
Picking my fone on a monday morning fighting about e-boo really make me feel like crying
Na God go punish all these people wey keep us for house till now o
SMH for that guy talking about trial
All these useless leaders kept circulating power within their household and u r there talking about change?
Jagaban junior is out dia contesting for house of assembly and u r dia trying to vote because of mere promise of allowance after service
Ask how many people tinubu,osinbajo,buhari had helped in paying there school fees,feeding,providing employment for in d last 16yrs if not their family
Same goes for mr GEJ
I just hope one day we will have a new dimension of revolution to take away these clueless and selfish leaders

u r quite right my dear...i bliv in myself more dan I bliv in any silly mofo sumwhere promisin wat dey wunt dliver...guys shld rily av sumtin doin...nd abt d e-wooing contest, no go there o... Monday or no monday, guys got to work nd PLAY

Owliver:
na you jo. I said your taken then her made that statement...

na wa o Owliver...na so d love shack u reach...na Luchiana I want, not ur babe....i repeat, LUCHIANA!

redcliff:
how is it extra ordinary? People have different thing that turn them on and off.. Some stretch marks are very cute. I used to have a GF that had some on her boobs and they were really cute and I liked it alot, now does this make me less normal?

yes nao...my babe also av on her boobs...coupled wt d fact dt d boobs are bulgy...dey look pretty good. On boobs nd backside ar cool

Owliver:
she's taken already. You can have chidexnwoke she's booless

taken!? Dnt letz mak ds suicidal! Been dreamin abt ds babe o...btw, wu took her? I cn gladly accept a 'debate' challenge coz of her o (i tink dtz d norm in naija now)

doublezero7:
Ladies to woo:

1. PinkiePetite
2. Estellar
3. Luchiana
4. SparkleRed
5. DamiEsan
6. ChidexSmokey
7. MzJaney
8. Dexcira
9. Busyinks
10. Sleekyonxy (Approach with CAUTION)

Reply with the name of the lady you'll like to woo to be included in the schedule! Deadline is 10am!

All the best!

NB: woo my boo and die!

MoDiFiEd:
Page dedicated to Chichi93...you're amazing dearie!

Luchiana... (una don blow start whistle already? I'm eager to av ds 'beauty goddess')

biggboy:
hi, do you still need the innjoo note? I have one for sale @ 25k only. It's coming with screen protector, 16Gb memory card and sales box. I am coming to oke ilewo abeokuta next weekend. Let me know if you are interested. I have also updated the Rom and it's got lots of games and apps.

ofcux i stil nid it...ar u based in abk? Coz m travelin to osun nxt week. Nd d 25k shld b negotiable i bliv...so, if u r based in abk, i wil b bak week dt follow, u cn kip it for me

xray2:
Birthday mate.. How far na? Na IB you sef Dey process?

... Yes o my bloda....na IB sure pass o. Infact, nt just IB bt d aforementioned institutes sef... U nko?

tolustx:
Oracle009 and Owliver. So un sef testify to dis issue of serious epileptic power supply in abeokuta. I don tire for d matter sef. I wan port.

i wan port also....nysc straight to ibadan, oyo state (atleast for a year)... Any1 here wey get nysc oyo state internal connectn? Na IITA or College of forestry i want o

Owliver:
Loooolz* I guess the "big men area" won't have such complain sorry about that bruh

ofcourse...obasanjo hill top nd d likes is in luxury of electricity. Where r u in abk

Owliver:
Hey babe over here. Am in Abeokuta now so no much Electricity service to charge my phone. Miss you honey

imagine...u cn see wat we r suffering in abeokuta... Gen 22/7

OAU guys... I collected my certificate last month wdaot submitin ID card o. Na wen i wan submit d spirit enter me cum yarn me brain sey 'oh boy, na wetin u go use for camp?' i jst used my thumb wtdraw d ID submit oda tin...m so so apy abt dat o...later dscovered 2 of my frnds did d same...jst get to senate, do abracadabra for d man nd viola! U av ur cert nd ur ID card intact! Ciao! #TEAMOAU

oracle009:
no prob. Mo ti gbo. U made a promise

aw far wt ur innjoo note

Luchiana1:
y not.. U b cec? Wch chrch u b?

ook nao...CEC ke!? So, u know TONGUES? U sure? Bfor i start pouring out my initemitolic arrays of elemonethic tongues. #chek up my englishes at ur own risk#

tmtech:
I guess dey r working on it.... Her details is on nysc portal, jst for sch to rectify d jamb no issue..92808562FJ wrong jamb no... B4 d end of 2day hopefully...

tnks so so much bro....u r apriciated!

i missed B-14, C14...how i go cum miss A15 again wen d cert says we graduated 2013. Well, guys, I know aw it feels. Bt to all OAU peeps in here.... U are utmostly welcum! ***smiles*** nd specially OAU botany graduate, ur head dey der (7mnts go soon reach) nd finally nd most special, B15 e-famz...itz a good tin wen brethen fellowship. Invest d 7months. Instead of teachin for sec schl alone, learn arts o nd do private tutotrial (money dey der small)

chai! Na FRENCH rampage ds guys go o...see erisegun nd babatawa as dey go AWOL...definitely a cruel murder of french! Assuming sey i be french man, sey i cum frm cameroon or benin republic, i for sue u for ds basterdization of d conglomerated french issisipotomis nd ur phantasmagoric vocalizatn of d language. BTW, m frm heaven. Any1 fit spik in TONGUE here

vickkey01:
Morning @ sodiqyinka, I av been pasting my problem but nobody has ever said anything concerning it. Pls help
My school made a mistake with my jamb reg no so my records was no found but after complaining back to d skul they said they av mailed d corrected jamb reg no to sidmach but still nothing has been done. Pls is there any other thing I can do.

OAU??[b]

vickkey01:
Morning @ sodiqyinka, I av been pasting my problem but nobody has ever said anything concerning it. Pls help
My school made a mistake with my jamb reg no so my records was no found but after complaining back to d skul they said they av mailed d corrected jamb reg no to sidmach but still nothing has been done. Pls is there any other thing I can do.

OAU??

oracle009:
cc: sodiqyinka weldone for d gud work here bro. My sis frm OAU had a wrong jamb no issue. Wen we enter her details, says 'record nt found'. We'v been to oau, dey said they av correctd it nd snt it to nysc. Pls, help me chek. Surname: AKINYE (jamb no): 92805862FJ (matric no): bot/2009/031 (d.o.b): 24/4/1992. Oau ile ife. Tnx bro....xpetin. She dey cry for my neck

cc: sodiqyinka, pls, attend to my issue o. Pls pls pls pls pls

cc: sodiqyinka weldone for d gud work here bro. My sis frm OAU had a wrong jamb no issue. Wen we enter her details, says 'record nt found'. We'v been to oau, dey said they av correctd it nd snt it to nysc. Pls, help me chek. Surname: AKINYE (jamb no): 92805862FJ (matric no): bot/2009/031 (d.o.b): 24/4/1992. Oau ile ife. Tnx bro....xpetin. She dey cry for my neck

doveJfj:
u can get them now sef

yea. Already got my cert. I dnt just trust nigeria wt anytin electronic yet. I prefer d status quo. U didnt rply my PM.... 07032165627 is my mobile, letz get talkin

doveJfj:
are u planning to pay

no o...y shld i pay? Wen i knw dia will stil b sumtins oau wil wanna gv us... I wil go to schl o jare wen itz time. U?

doveJfj:
No I haven't
Please let me get this .
Those who registered for C14 don't need start a fresh registration. Please enlighten me o

... I did c14 registratn den also...bt tday, i startd afresh. Wt d same email nd NYSC neva did as if dey eva hrd abt me! Jst start afresh nd do d tin.... D process doesnt tak long. Chek ur mail pls, v PM u

doveJfj:
I'm fyn
u?

m gud also. Uv done d registration? I did mine today.

doveJfj:
Microbiology
OAU
I hail una o

nice one... OAU botany. Aw r u

doublezero7:
Thank you bro!

07032165627. Oracle009...m interestd in d jersey! Party!? Stil tinkin. May sell d pass....add me bro

xray2:
Yeah bro... You should check your mail soon

i cnt find d stuff in my email. I dnt even knw aw it works. Nairaland directed me to my gmail bt cnt find anytin der. Mind puttin me tru?

xray2:
Wow... I'm 3rd December too
Lol you be my birth mate..... Na that DOB stuff I use too... I been wan faint lol

u kiddin me?! I went as far as google searchin my bday sake... M apy! Xray2 nd Oracle009.... Dtz cool

na wa o...d DOB stuff worked for me. Instead of 3rd Dec., it was March 12... Silly ppl... Guys we ar gud to go. #I rep OAU

tolustx:
Noordean, richybanky, sheyman4phy. E ma gba mi ke, dsa wan do me strong tin again. They go put female for my sex for dat list wey dem paste for dsa ni sha. I no know which wahala dat schl get wit me o

fi okan e bale....same for many of my departmental guys...if ur name resemble male or female na issue o. Y u too go dey bear Tolu? U no see Joseph or Samuel bear? (just kidding)... Dem put my name for female also, bt dem say no qualm, nysc registratn online go correct am. #team OAU

helo aus...itz wonderful seeing dt many successes av been recorded here. I'v indeed missed alot (all tnks to travelling). 07032165627 is my no, lanregbolaga@gmail.com is my email. @newaaca, i will apreciate it if i can be added to d watsapp page sire. Nd ofcourse, i will luv to know abt d nxt mitin.... At present, m planning on establishing a school of resourcefulness in abeokuta wch i will nid sacrificing expert (who will charge less o) in video editing, autocad, archi cad, 3D max, cosmetics, musical instruments nd foreign languages (french nd german)...pls...

ribbit:
but you have to wait a little.. im waiting for innjo note pro to come out before i sell it.

no prob. Mo ti gbo. U made a promise